Death Stare…
Death Stare… … Ur doin’ it right
(Condoleezza Rice)
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Show me that pouty face!
There it is!
I’d still hit it.
“The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.”
Bloodhound Gang FTW!
I love that song. Is that weird??
Its a little weird. Do you find it such a thrill, when she grinds you against her will?
bitter troll hopes she does playboy soon.
women of the white house edition!
oooh add in nancy reagan to that list!
Dude, and I thought Tara Reid doing Playboy was scary. O_O
remember when she was pretty..
…before she butchered her boobies and became a drunken whore
American Pie I…and the awful movie that is Body Shots (which only has one redeeming feature: Tara Reid nekkid pre-surgery.)
and Meghan McCain.
If think that sounds terribly creepy, watch her on Jon Stewart, she’s pretty hot and she calls herself “pro sex”. You can’t go wrong with a girl like that.
I’d hit it.
That was Colbert. I thought, judging by his near-constant blushing, even he seemed creeped-out yet drawn by it.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/19/meghan-mccain-talks-sex-w_n_205075.html
Brain bleach! Need. Brain. Bleach. NOW!!!
*hands over 1/2 used bottle of brain bleach*
Mental floss? This one required some extra help!
*hands over the latest edition*
*link*
Hahahahah! Yes, that works nicely! I’m grinning like an idiot now!
Buahahaha! Nice one, Pitty!!
Anti-brain bleach — Madeline Albright… or better yet….wait for it… wait for it… JANET RENO!!!
I just threw up. Everywhere.
Doesn’t the thought want to make you Wak(o)up next to her in the morning with her head on your arm?
Aw, admit it, you’ve developed a little koresh on janet.
I need to fly to Reno for a quickie… uh divorce, marriage, or was it something else? OH.. a quiche, not a quickie!
Wait…You forgot Hilary!
hilary?…no…ewww
chelse? mmmmm naked former first daughter
hmmm, nah too young, she’s Jane’s age for goodness sake!
mmm naked jane, chelse charro and cap’n wow…
Don’t go there — I’ll have to bring Eddie in to PO-TECT you on his lawn, you know how he feels about his lawn!!!
*i actually meant PRO-Tect you, but you got my drift*
long as bitter dont poop out babies on his lawn he not care
S’okay, Charlie, I get rather protective when I think about boys having interest in my daughter too. Of course, she’s only 6…
man she looks pissed
She does indeed. That is almost kinda scary, I want that look for a Halloween mask.
my first reaction to this picture:
D:
my second reaction:
D:>
“The Mom Stare”. Imagine how much scarier this would be if she had kids…
Funny – I was just thinking that my Mom gave me that look when I put the fake dog doo on the new white velvet couch (who the hell buys a white couch when they have six kids – I mean really, people???). I made it out of tootsie roll. When she freaked out – I picked it up and started eating it. She then gave me that look. It was a Kodak moment….
I like that story! And, yeah, white????? You were obligated by the universe to pull that stunt.
Although, I don’t think she is doing the death stare so much as she is willing W to get through his speech without gaffing too hard. Telekinesis is hard work, people!!
little evil condi’s running around….a scary thought
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
I find your faith in lack disturbing.
I disturb your faith in lacking.
Your lack of disturbing brings me faith.
bitter troll finds your lack of disturbing rather faithful
I find your disturbing faith lacking…..or full….or something.
I lack your faith in finding disturbances.
(Man, now my brain hurts.)
bitter troll finds waldo..he was in the wardrobe..hanging in narnia
where he didn’t lack in finding a disturbing fiath
And then met a girl named Faith who found his lacking sense of style very disturbing.
who peed in her cheerio’s this morning….
$50 says it was Cheney.
“Mrah, gonna pee in Condi’s cornflakes, mrah!*
Ya know, not only is it unfunny, the non-lol is in ICHCB speak. *kicks PK in nuts* STOP WITH THE NON-FUNNY!!!1!!
Yeah, not impressed. Surely there’s better stuff than this out there.
Meh, not really. Have you voted lately? Most of it is pretty lame…and that does include my few contributions.
I tried voting this morning. Didn’t make it all the way through, though. *sigh*
Yeah, there’s not much out there.
There is much, but it isn’t worth the time. Sad, really. I think some college kids are making lols while really drunk?
I think the 10 year olds are using mommy and daddy’s laptop again.
And then when you produce the world’s funniest ever lol, the dingbat voters just ignore it. Pearls before swine! Mind you everybody probably thinks that……..
Ain’t that the truth. We are getting a tad bit lazy…
When I vote I get into such a fail rut that very often I’ll fail a good one before I can stop myself. Including failing my own a couple times.
Sadly, after posting that, I went to the vote page just to discover that there really isn’t anything good out there. Especially since a couple people I don’t really know have posted like a couple dozen really, really lousy ones lately.
Maybe it’s the economy or politics or the fact that I ran out of peanut butter – but I can’t think of a LOL to save my life. I thought it was just me. It must be some kind of global LOL slump…
My last few have been really, really bad. I haven’t been able to come up with consistently good ones since election time. :-\ You know what, though, it’s not entirely our fault. We’ve been working with the same damn pictures for a year now, and there’s only so much you can do with those. We need more good pics, PK! The best LOLs are ones where the picture inspires you, not where you have the caption pre-written and go looking for a picture to match it.
But the lousy ones are getting the votes!!!! AAAAAGH!!!
I vote against almost everything.
Me too. Problem is you get so used to voting stuff down, you do it almost automatically: after 100 crap ones you might fail one then think ‘ Wait a minute, that one had potential’ by which time it’s too late…
I know! I’ve done that too many times — what a bummer.
Like I said above, the worst is when you fail your own LOLs doing that.
List of people who should get a death stare:
AIG Board of Directors
Blitzer, Wolf (for Lowest Common Denominator simplifications)
Campbell, Gordon (for selling British Columbia’s resources)
Darth Vader
E…
You wouldn’t give E that look if you took some.
Everybody in the Westboro Baptist Church
Ford Motor Co.
General Motors
Haliburton
I…
Ikea instruction writers
Jon Gosselin
Kate Gosselin (convenient!)
Lady Gaga
Manny Ramirez
Nancy Pelosi
O….
Die Manny – DIE!!! Sorry I really got caught up in that… I did enjoy watching him strike out last night. I re-ran it five times on the DVR.
Oprah’s ego
P…
Petroleum corporations
Queda, Al (OK, I know that’s reaching)
Rahm Emanuel
S…
Speidi (Spencer and Heidi)
Tom Delay
U…
Oh, sure leave the really hard letters at the end of the alphabet for us latecomers!!
United Soviet Socialist Republic (it IS Condi, afterall)
Very cold wet weather the east coast is having
Whoever is voting stupid lolz up around here
Xylophone music
Y….
Yanni
Zoophiliacs (it’s the best I could do)
i know this look my daughter use to give this look it was evil when she did it, [ love you really pops]
Hmm. Not much different from the Obama Death Stare… which would have been more topical. Just sayin.
Yeah, a Condeleeza LOL is kinda lame at this point. Even less topical than a Palin or Bush LOL.
Or DRH.
Excellent point.
heh. B & R clearly miss the old schoolyard days.
she is a telepath and can read mens mind?
oh, this is so clearly photoshopped!
i mean, where are the lasers???
pfft.
Thankfully she wasn’t looking directly at the camera, otherwise this photo would not exist. The lense would have melted almost instantly.
There’s a lady who could really benefit from a brow lift by a plastic surgeon. She does have the meanest looiking eyes.
LOL, typical black american
In Soviet Russia, Typical American is you!
WIN!
What? You’re not even smart enough to be stupid, in fact, you make an amoeba look like Einstein.
Wow. Epic fail. That’s not Michelle Obama. You should learn to read maybe.
simpson, you win the epic fail award today. you get +100 shame and the tears of a crying clown
Or, like, recognize people.
ELITIST!!1!
MURDERER!!!!!!
JUST BECAUSE I DONT KNOW EVERY CABINET MEMBER OF EVERY ADMINISTRATION DOESNT MAKE ME STOOOOOOOPITTTTT!!!1!
no no , your stooopid of many other reasons pitty
( bitter troll is just teaseing ))
bitte bebbeh bitter, you better be teaseing, danke.
-tickles pitty-
*bites bitter, softly*
not like rice is not famous in her own right.
she should be pretty well known after all this time
Rice is famous alright. She’s the San Francisco treat!
*toot toot*
Rico-o-roni was good as hell though!
Rico is actually my pool boy. I meant rice.
Well, that too. But you know how these racists are.
it could be Ms obama in a rice mask
it could be Ms. Micheleezza Obamice.
Buahahaha. *snort*
Rice from ms obama in a fight, arena is tub of pudding. who would win?
rice VS obama..bitter troll working on 3 hours sleep. sorry
with or without bikini’s?
in white togas!
Ebony and Ivory?
ivory bad, it kills elefonts
Well, Simpson has a point. You know all black people look alike. I mean, I saw a picture of Barack Obama, and one of Shaquille O’Neal and I couldn’t figure out which was which! They look just the same! /heavy sarcasm
Nooo tht was shaq holding a panda not obama holding shaq!
moral : all black peoples look alike, and all pandas look like black people.
bitter troll has made his own argument invalid
I’m ecstatic the talk petered out about a tired old bag of steamed Bush rice and boiled bullshit. I hope we don’t have to go backwards again and get Cheney, Powell etc., and so on. Billary is now eating rice. Even that would be an improvement on the Death Stare. Now, hands up… who believes their next caption is THE one that will set the Universe’s bell ringing. Go on, admit it, you huge ego heads.
I don’t think it would be, I know it would be, but I cba. ;p
Ahh, just imagine a steamy Condi giving you the death stare dressed only in a pair of those Victoria Secret wings from the commercial… She edges up close to you, staring into your eyes… THEN up jumps DICK CHENEY uttering that eerie laugh, dressed in a thong bikini… EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!
Dick in a thong? Nothing gets weirder than that… Charlie, you are weird… But I like weirdos… Condo, I believe, is too serious to be a weirdo. Can you imagine waking up to THAT stare every morning? No morning glory for me…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Rando falls out of his chair*
“people”? But it’s like, you know, a black woman. That’s a completely different matter – that ain’t like proper people.
Interesting. The original offending comment has been removed. Nice!
I never expected this to get on the website. I feel so accomplished!! =DD