THE URINAL
The Urinal
Where all the major world meetings take place.
(Hamid Karzai and Barack Obama)
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Ah, the porcelain ceiling …
Although there must be some truth to it, because I HAVE made a few good connections in the ladies’ room at conferences!
So have I… I mean errr ummm..
I see… And how do you feel about that statement? *does Freudian chin-stroking, since lacking a beard*
The women’s bathroom always smells better than the men’s. And there’s certainly a lot less pee on the floor. I don’t understand how hard it is to hit either a urinal a foot away or a huge water bowl two and a half feet away.
Ewww, what did you eat? Hi my name is Sarah, and what is that smell?
Hy Sarah, that is the smell of love
Now you know why there is a glass ceiling!
**Breaking News** Charlie arrested for laying on top of the glass ceiling in the Women’s Bathroom! When questioned all he could say is “Gigiti Gigiti”
Ahh, but it was such a GOOD plan.
It sure didn’t smell that way when I ate it.
So that explains why women are so poorly represented in global leadership.
World leader or no. I would you prefer you not talk to me while I got my hand on my junk. That’s me time.
I’m with you there.. and don’t be looking my way either..
And if the restroom has 5 urinals, and I’m using urinal 1, don’t come over and use urinal 2. Take your creepy azz over to urinal 5.
(It’s funny how we guys in the restroom do that. It’s an unspoken rule. We’re like valence electrons: always trying to maximum distance from all other guys at all times.)
I understand this. I always prefer to have a buffer stall between me and the next person.
You know, it’s times like these I gain an even greater appreciation for being a woman. Nobody expects us to pee in front of people. I would HAAAAATE that.
it’s fun to pee ON them though.. hehe
If I gotta go, I’m gonna.
And if there are only two urinals, and 5 stalls, and you’re at urinal 1…I’m in a stall. Unwritten rule. And if you gotta use the kid urinal, for the love of God get close enough to it so we don’t see anything. Thank you, and good night.
And if there are five urinals and three are taken up so that there is a space in between each one just walk out and wait till someone’s done. Nothing worse then bumping elbows with somebody while I’m holding myself.
Or hit the stalls. But then everyone in the bathroom gets to her you tinkle, and there’s nothing less manly than that.
How about Frank Drebin in ‘The Naked Gun’? That was pretty manly!!
WHOOPS!
Yea, I would hope our president has enough common sense to realize that.
This one takes the cake.
Yes, multilayered in complexity!
Anti-bacterial in its clean, fresh scent!
Won’t leave unfunny residue. This lol is a win!
Icing because I’m happy
Icing because I’m Febreze …
Make sure you wash your hands before the deal is struck and the hand shake.
Here, have a chocolate pretzel. They’re a little messy but damn, are they exquisite!
What are you doing?
Stink finger.
What?
You know stink finger
Hey….you sunk my battleship…
Ok I’ve liked this site for about a year now but no more. This is pure blasphemy of our president, the man sent to save us from George W. Bush to make Obama like all the rest of us is NOT HELPING. I used to think this sight was on my side but obviously its another phony. GOODBYE
What the hell are you blathering on about????
Peace out. Don’t forget to wash your hands.
Don’t jump! For the love of God don’t end it now! You have so much to live for! Dont….. too late!!!!
Hey, wasn’t it funny how he went splat all over the pavement?
I just feel sorry for the insects he landed on.
And the cars that will need a good wash after getting blood and organs splattered all over them.
Well, there was no brain splatter….
Which is a shame, because the meninges act as a sort of lubricant, making brain matter easy to clean… Now the oily substance inside a liver is another story… good luck scraping that crap off your skillet once you’re done cooking it.
But do you have problems getting brains cleaned off your skillet?
And if not, will you give me pointers?
Looking for things to reinforce your thinking? Great minds think alike. No, actually, they think for themselves.
Please tell me that’s a tongue in your cheek…
What I’m worried about is whose tongue it is…
Now this is funny… Obviously the ads in that particular head are quite boring.
Is it just me or does Obama seem to be saying “Hey.. Karzai… that’s my shoe, not the bowl.”
That’s better than this caption!
Don’t give Karzai any ideas. Next he’ll be throwing a shoe full of piss at the Prez, then getting a statue for it.
This great Urinal Debate has touched on some very ehh, touchy subjects for us men. A Floydist has mentioned already how us men cannot seem to aim straight, for some inexplicable reason, and so there is often piss on the floor. (A crying need for scientific research to find out why.) Every time I hang out in the Ladies’ I NEVER spot piss on the floor. Nor do I hear farting. (I believe I may have stumbled upon one of the great secrets of the differences between the sexes…) God did not mention the word URINAL in the bible. There is another clue…
Actually it’s ironic that the Afghan President’s surname is Karzai as the it sounds nearly identical to the British (although it came from India) term for toilet – Khazi. (Hence all those Carry On Jokes about the Khazi of Kalahbar
)
Damn good lol