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Gaining more international respect than Mahmoud Ahmadinejad since 2007
(A lolcat)
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Also, they’d be better at running a country, eh?
I would vote for a kitty president!
so long as it ain’t the one in the picture.
That kitty looks like it’s going to start wearing my curtains… with pointy ends and much hissing. Do not want.
Ghadafi Kitty?
HA! Good one!
Wait, what international respect are they talking about? Does anyone respect that guy? I WOULD respec the cat more that’s true… But, that’s not saying much.
well – he could rent grass from Trump.
Not even the *ahem* honorable people of NJ *cough-cough* would do that.
Who needs respect when you have money and power?
Duuuuuhhhh…
You’re thinking of that other crazy guy. You know, the one from Libya, with the colorful outfits? Sometimes he goes by معمر القذافي
It’s funny because it makes people mad, mad enough to blow stuff up.
Is it really that hard?
Oh geez. Another cat LOL. I thought I’d come to the wrong site again.
Yeah. Its like at least one a day now. Damn you kittehs!!
Throwing in Ahmedanutjob’s name doesn’t make it a political LOL.
Now, if it had been a badger that would be entirely different. Or at least a change of pace.
badger badger badger badger badger…
mushroom mushroom
Mushroom of Truth
A Snaaaaaake! A Snaaaaaake!!
Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaake!!
indy look out! SNAKES
Watch out fer snakes.
I’ll be surprised if anyone gets that reference actually.
bitter troll remembers it from MST3K
bitter troll wins!
We don’t need no steenking badgers!
My mop!!!!
How about a Weasel instead?
Catweazle?
Bloody hell!! If you can remember Catweazle you must be as old as me!! Although I must say I remember Catweazle (aka Geoffrey Bayldon) more for his later role in Worzel Gummidge (starring the late but very great Jon Pertwee as Worzel.) Ah where did Kids Programmes go wrong. They don’t make them like that anymore
I can’t remember the show, but that’s because we nevr watched it. I still knew enough to know about electrickery though.
I mean as annoyed as I am at least the person tried to make it political.
Did they? I mean really? It seems pretty lazy. If I upped a pic of an animal of some kind and wrote Obama over it, would would still be a dumb lolcat just with a name on it. And half the work was already done anyway. They just used a famous website that is connected to this one, posted a cat, and then dropped a world leader’s name.
So… I think we should all join together and boo this lol.
Boo!!!
Boooo!
*throws popcorn at lol*
Hissssss!!!!!
*throws rotten produce*
BOOOOOOO….*PLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPL*
*throws mud from gutter*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *squirts milk from a cow’s udder*
Wait, no, that might just encourage it….
**Trys to crawl out of the gutter but decides against it and goes to sleep**
Yay!
….I like cats….
Don’t kill me….
I like cats. And when I want to see them I go to lolcats. When I come to PK I want news lols. not cat lols. So, take no offense when I say:
Boo!!!
I agree. I go to ICHC when I want to see LOLcats. I go to ROFLrazzi when I want to see celebrities. I go to failblog to see fails, etc. I don’t like them overlapping. It’s like letting my food touch each other on the plate. Ew ew ew ew ew!!!!!
-points at the ROFLrazzi and smiles- lookie bitter troll got a celeb page again, everyone cheer and tell me how great bitter troll am, give bitter troll your cookies
Ha! I saw that, well done, Grimm…er…bitter troll.
I’m with you man.. my wife thinks I’m a nut because I seperate everything. The only exception is gravy.
food should not be kept seperate…FOOD RACIST!
Ok, there is one exception and one exception only.. stew! Man, I love beef stew!
and nachos…food should be melted togther!
But only with beer or tequila..
*brak hands bitter a plate of his signature nachos*
Dude…..you HAVE to try these!
*hands BT some Wabo Cabo*
Now you’re set..
There are exceptions, sure. But my wife puts her corn onto her mashed potatoes and it makes me wanna barf.
Corn should never touch anything but butter. EVER.
True dat, Krisee. True dat.
krisee – butter and SALT. unless it’s in season, corn usually needs salt to make it sweeter (sounds backwards, but it works).
Corn can work pretty well in tuna mayonnaise.
LOL’n cause I do it too. And yes, Eddie…..gravy goes over everything…even the vegetables.
Gravy is second only to bacon as far as “foods that make anything better.”
Could be a cultural thing but just the thought of gravy makes me nauseous.
Oooohhhhh…..bacon gravy.
Brak, you’re a GENIUS!
AHHHH I HAVE HERPES!!!
here put some bacon on that
ahhh better!
you mean you dont have herpes?
no…still have herpes, just better herpes
Best tasting herpes…. EVAR!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Boooooooooooo! HISSSSSSSSS!
Stupid cat people.
I’m going to be a mad old cat lady!
Yay for cat people!
Cat people are fine as long as they keep themselves and their lols at ICHCB. I’m sick of seeing a frickin lolcat almost every day at PK.
And yet somehow, unexpectedly, life goes on. Amazing, isn’t it?
Thank you, Grace, I think you’re wrong.
O_o The hell? *poofs*
Mr. President, we need an executive order to declare these LOLs treasonous and punishable by death. Just sign here…
Fair enough, I’m already dodging the Fashion police in another lol and wondering how Charro’s interviewing method in the Sarge pic got on the site.
*signs*
That’s what I was wondering. It was a good interview though.
Best I’ve had in a while and Lynn’s the best. So I have experience with awesome.
I miss you DWN.
Hey ay dios mio– you and a cat in a burning house- I grab the cat and tell you that God helps those who help themselves.
And I’d tell you that’s not a biblical quote, and I’d also tell you that the reply button is a wonderful tool when used correctly.
You win. Fatality!
FINISH HIM!
GET OVER HERE!!!!
In one MK incarnation, that phrase is followed by the B-word.
You know, for emphasis.
K-O!
ULTRA COMBO!!! Oh wait, wrong game.
-insert mario jumping sounds here-
Killtrocity! Oh wait, wrong game again.
Headshot FTW
So they are trying to shamelessly advertise lolcats because no one visits ichc anymore ?
Chavez, Kim Jong-il, Gadhafi, Ahmadinejad…cant you guys stop picking on Odumba’s friends?
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Have an apostrophe, troll…
I don’t get it. You name yourself Odumba and then say don’t make fun of Odumba’s friends. First, why are you talking about yourself in the third person, and second, why would you be announcing your friendship with the “evils” of the modern world? Do you need attention or something? I mean, I could imagine it would be hard to maintain friendships with that whole talking in the third person thing, but come on.
*serious voice*
The Coalition for Research and Prevention of Third-Person Douchbaggism is making great strides in detection and early intervention. Please give generously.
Yes, please. Ammunition is expensive.
*snort* Well played.
*sigh* How does someone this worthlessly stupid even get on the Internet?
Mamma showed them how.. she was wanting to brag about her picture being on OldHagsPorn.com
Oops, forgot Putin. Stop picking on Odumba’s friend Putin too.
Putin would kick your butt and sit on you until you cried to your mama. He is not your friend, nobody is your friend because you are not funny and you sound kind of well, stupid, be gone ugly troll….
Wow! Its not everday you hear that kind of catty tween angst. Well done! “Nobody is your friend”…mean-spirited, yet charmingly juvenile. And not just a troll, but an ugly troll. I guess that means we are no longer BFF?
your very correct to point out how immature she is Odumbaday-nods- she resorted to childish name calling and clearly odumbaday that kind of rampant immatureity cannot go unpunished
Oh, I think just not being BFFs is punishment enough…..
I’ll be your new best friend!
And a good one you’d be. BFF!
Considering your avatars look a lot alike, maybe you 2 have something going there!
Does this mean I have to play nice now? As an ultra conservative right wing Catholic this would be very difficult…
That would be an improvement. You aren’t doing your point of view any favors with the way you behave. Unless you are really a sock pretending to be ultra conservative.
you dont want to know what bitter troll uses socks for, when its dark, and bitter troll is so alone…so very alone
What the…he named the sock charro…that’s sick, dude.
charro? no bitter troll enjoys the real one….bitter troll named the sock rando
What happened to the sock named Max I gave you on your birthday!?
it got to hard and crust, crumbled in bitter troll’s bitter hands
Well, my dinner just came up. Guess I’d better make another one.
*takes a bow with BT*
Thank you! We’ll be here till our shift’s over! Try your waitress and tip the veal!
HAHAHAHAH *Snerk*
A Catholic eh…?
No! Bad VNV! Behave!
Hey…
I did it!
Wooo!
Have a good night everybody!
At this rate we’ll all end up holding hands. smoking dope, and singing kumbaya.
Sounds like a pretty good night actually.
and SMORES!!!!
With Funyuns in em!
Actually, the way he threw it out there, I think he wants to make catholics look bad.
if he was gonna try to make catholics look bad, he would of only made himself look bad.
I guess you can ponder my meaning! You have two words and an “eh..?” to go on. Another mad lib… go!
Oh. Here, have a cookie. Good job on letting others make their own choices.
First things first. Change your name.
Fair enough. It was provocative.
NIHTTOSE. Eh, it’s a little long. Since you’re No1′s new BFF, how about just BFF?
Or since you’re the polar opposite of me politically, you can be anti-Rando!
or rando’s evil twin, lando!
I suggest the name “Tacoman”
bah tacoman already used by liberal site ebloaworld.com its the mascot
I had a good laugh at Putin’s appearance on Family Guy last night. A sure sign I’m on PK too much. “Hey, it’s Putin! Cool!”
In Soviet Russia, Putin picks on you.
In Soviet Russia, Putin picks on everybody!! Anyone for Sushi with added Polonium???
Yeah…no. I’ll have my sushi with just the normal mercury, thanks.
Everything has more international respect when compared to Armydinnerjacket.
You hit it on the head. The caption might as well have said ‘making Simon Cowell look like a tw@t since 2007′ for all the sense it makes.
suckup
all you trolls: that’s right. No more humor. Just cynicism and vitriol. Hate hate hate. In your ear. I’m going back to Cheezland and live there.
Suck eggs.
Missing you already.
Anyone know WTF this dude was talking about?
Perhaps an angry Cheese Head from the lol-sports site?
Maybe the Packers are ‘laying an egg’. One could only guess.
Obviously, poor Schmoe hasn’t studied political history enough to be truly cynical with an appreciation for the sardonic wit of ironic humor.
pitty.
why he not like bitter troll?
(((
I like bitter troll.
-wiggles brow and snuggles charro-
*sprays down BT & charro*
What? I’m not trying to separate them. The wet t-shirt contest is supposed to start now.
*giggle* I’m not wearing a bra!
Wet t-shirt contest win!
neither is bitter troll, and one is slowly oozeing milk! taste?
S’okay, I
toleratelike ya.Maybe an allergic reaction to reality? Who knows, but I’ll bet the people in the village of Cheezland will be glad to have their idiot back.
cheeseland sounds good with nachos
All I got out of it was “BLAH, BLAH, BLABLAABLA, BLADEEBLA. BLABLABLA Cheese BLA BLA BLA. Butthurt BLA BLA.”
That’s ok, I got:
I’m going back to Cheezland, Cheezland, Cheezland
I’m going back to Cheezland, yeah, y’all, I don’t think so….
Is that sung to the tune of “I’m going to Memphis” by Johnny Cash?
Lol…”Going Back to Cali”, LL Cool J.
And there is a name I didn’t expect to here today. Or tomorrow. Or really, from the 90′s on.
Well, you never know what’s going to claw its way up from the jumbled ministorage that is my brain.
Well, whatever you are doing. You are doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well.
STOP! HAMMA TIME!
Momma said knock you out.
Everybody Dance Now!!
FELL THE VIRATION!
Insane in the membrane…
Insane in the brain!
Durn, I was trying to get it to fit to “Graceland” by Paul Simon.
We don’t know how you got here in the first place, so feel free to leave. We don’t care.
I don’t even care about not caring. I care so little, I’m not even typing this response.
you cannot type the responce, thats impossable
just realize the truth
there is no responce
I’m not responding to that.
responding to what?
That’s the last time I’ll ever post while sober.
(wow, look at all the attention I got)
That was sober?
Given our previous evidence of behavior… a intoxicated Shmoe would be a hardly intelligible being indeed…
Attention whore!
Wait didn’t you just say you were leaving?! WTF now you’re a damn liar.
you came back? damn now our property values gonna plumit
Why are you responding to me? I thought you liked what I did for you….
Your property values.
charro should know bitter troll loves her and what she does to hisproperty values…was talking bout whats his face, that guy, with the thing, and the head
… who wears shirts… sometimes.
who says that thing…ya know…that one guy.
As well as the collective IQ..
damn now bitter troll cant remember math…
Attention? More like derision.
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please….stay on your own page. The internet is kind enough to give you your own web page…please stop being selfish cat people!
What crap. This isn’t funny or political, and the picture isn’t even related to anything at all. Just self serving.
lol, typical american kitty
Cause its fat? Cause its mostly white? Cause its violent? Because it has a lolcats web handle?
Don’t most cats look pretty much like this?
That’s racist.
Down with Felis domesticus!
*Lets slip the dogs of war*
Aw, crap, the dogs of war just went on Eddie’s lawn. You get to clean it up, VNV!
I am not falling for that one again!
You better clean it up. Or you’ll be joining Hoffa as part of fertilizer. I’ve already said too much.
HOW called it right.. I want the dog crap cleaned up pronto!!
You are NOT going to be happy when you see what kind of truck wrecked and turned over in your back yard.
Probably not, but compared to some of the other stuff that has been dumped there, I’m sure the cleanup willl be a breeze.
Oh, there’s a breeze, but it ain’t pretty. Now we just need one giant flaming bag.
I heard Pelosi might be available..
10 points Eddie, that was GOLDEN!
Dude, my sides are now hurting from laughing. Now is that a comment on her looks? If it is, people may get bent out of shape, you know.
Not so much the way she looks, it’s more her state of existance. As much as I don’t care for Hillary, I despise Pelosi on a level few have imagined (having come from California when she was in the legislature there).
About like Bev Perdue here in NC. She is THE lowest rated governor in the US. She barely won over Pat McCrory, and most experts say that was only the Obama effect. People voting straight ticket.
But wait, there’s more! Barbara Boxer and Dianne Fienstein also come to mind. They just aren’t as bad as Pelosi.
*sets flaming bag on VNV’s porch, rings bell*
*posts video on Youtube*
*hands justacarolinian a citation for littering and unpermitted use of fire within city limits*
And just to be fair:
*hands VNV citation for violation of the leash law*
Hey, those dogs of war are spayed or neutered, right?
*Toilet papers all the trees in Diss’s yard* {rigs smoke bomb to ignition of Diss’s car}
- peeks out from behind on of Diss’s tree, grabs some TP- thank you, bitter troll needed that right now….taco bell
Oh yeah, The Border is always in order. But why are you singing Johny Cash songs BT?
made him rich, why not bitter troll….OOoh that ring of fire
Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war
For heaven or hell, we shall not wait!
How about the Pink Floyd version since I’m a Floydist and all.
The Dogs of War are made of hate.
With no cause we don’t discriminate.
Discovery is to be disowned.
Our currency is flesh and bone.
The all clear resounding
The way was clear to rebuild this land
Shall I call on you to guide me well?
To see our hopes and dreams fulfilled?
On this day of our ascension
On this day we praise the fallen
Ring of Fire??? Wasn’t that the tune used for the advert for Preparation H. (For those of you not living in the UK. Look it up!!
)
I fell into a burning ring of fire – this song will never be the same again!
The song I was quoting was from the song Honour by VNV Nation. I recommend Honour 2003 myself. Its a better remix.
“Do not cry havoc, where you should but hunt with modest warrant.”
Isn’t it time there was a rule like the Ordinal Post rule for any poster who begins with ‘typical American………………(insert something vaguely related to the subject)….?’
Eh. We’re creating too many reasons for the OPR, and it’s starting to get stale. We need to save it for when we need it to keep it fresh and effective.
“Typical American” is like the “In Soviet Russia” of other countries. So… what if you are from outer space?
“In Soviet Russia, Typical American is you!”
Now THAT I like!!
VNV FTW
????
I think JAC divided by 0.
I think the universe just imploded a little. Just a little though.
I don’t even know what to think…..
But I can agree!
Shall I think of honour as lies?
Hey, when you aren’t taking over the world, and make a good comment, I speak up about it. And that IS my official position!
I stand behind the fact that left, right, middle, or troll… everyone has the capability to say something funny on the occasion!
Well, 50% of the time it works 100% of the time…
And 114% of all statistics are made up. Did you know that?
The filthy math LIES!
but only 43% of lies are made up
A shiny Internet to you, sir!
What like the Klingons around Uranus
TROLL’D HARD !!!!
That was offensive.
I find you offensive for finding this offensive.
OMG!:D
icanhazcheezburger.com stealing our caturday since 2007