Uhh…Sarg…
Uhh…Sarg…I don’t remmber this being in the field manual.
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ALIENS?!
vs Preditor?
those movies was awful!
That’s why I chose to not see them.
maybe…
Link in name to the wiki article with the transcriptfrom the conversation on the radio…
Don’t ask, don’t tell…
Gosh, don’t'cha hate it when all people do is scream fist without any actual response to the pic?
anyway, Sarge protects his butt, soldier protects Sarge’s head.
FIST!!!!11!!1!!!!
DOUBLE FIST!
O.O
In front of the children?
Reminds me of my old girlfriend, Sophie…
I said something stupid and she hit me…twice.
in the anus?
once… in the head.
… with a penis.
Nah, Sophie never shared those with others.
That’s a really strange picture… No magazine loaded, bolt open, but finger on the trigger, and spotter being a bench rest. O_o
Crazy Russkies.
To bad they are British, not Russians. Nice attempt at poorly educated humor.
Why is it too bad that they’re British? Also, how can you assume they are British? With no visible insignias we cannot assume they are any specific group.
Because they are wearing DPM, a British camo pattern.
Also boots, beret on the shooter, lo-vis badge on the “rest”…
Also because British army pay is so bad it’s cheaper to use a squaddie’s ass than a tripod.
Nice one!
*giggles*
It’s called training. Guess what, you don’t always have access to “video game’ resources, but somehow you have to accomplish the mission, so you train for the case where everything goes to shit. No mag? why do you need on when one shot is all that matters? Breech open — maybe, maybe not, I couldn’t tell, but even if it was, ever heard of a dry fire?
But, other than that, the LOL is funny — bet that’s up on the board in the barracks.
Okay, I have to ask. Where the hell did that inane comment about games come from?
Actually this is called initiative (and also something else but I can’t remember the word but it means making up a solution for something out of what you have to hand) But this is something that you should be trained in in the Military, in fact anyones Military. In fact the user of one person as a support for a machinegun has been ongoing since probably even before the Second World War (The German Army during WWII used to use this method quite often, however unlike the pair here the only protection the poor bugger being used as a mount for a MG34 had was to stick his hands over his ears. Doesn’t really protect you against the sound of a machinegun going off in your left ear does it
)
Military Video Game Masters always have the right equipment to beat the level. In real life, you have to complete the mission regardless of the equipment that you may or may not have.
No, they don’t. I can’t think of any particular levels off-hand (though Halo 3: ODST jumps to mind for some reason) but I’m sleepy and just woke up, so give me a break. I do, however, know, that there are some levels where you have to do the mission with weapons and equipment totally unsuited for anything.
Haven’t played it but I bet Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising, with its emphasis on super-realism, will have cruddy equipment.
… had more to say, but I yawned and it flew out of my head into nothingness. Typical.
About the closest I can come is the Wutai sub-quest in FF7, after Yuffie steals most or all of your materia.
@me sorry, but I don’t think these are Brits, the camo pattern isn’t right, similar to British, but not the same, I think they maybe Canadian, not sure though.
Ehm…you do know, that Russians are using their own weapons? Especially for training. Is Dragunov a word for you?
“Is Dragunov a word for you?”
Yes. Since you’re so full of yourself here are a few more words that I know: “Paschol ti na hooy”.
lol! I didn’t even notice that! lmfao
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oh crap..
And yet, your post was a very good one.
Portland Cement? Portland Mark? Are there royalty payments involved?
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FAIL, F4IL, F41L, F4!L
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YOU FAIL !!!
Wow how long did it take you to come up with that nonsense?
I admire his creativity. I mean using 4’s instead of A’s and 1’s and !’s instead of I’s? That’s true art there.
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Inverse Ordinal Post rule, where a random piece of trivia generates a random number.
Random? It’s exactly the number of brain cells I lose on an average day…
Random – I generated it by hitting the numeric keypad ithout looking at it.
His face screams “OMG MY FACE IS IN THIS DUDE’S CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!! WHADOO I DO?!?!??!?!!!!1111///”
Learn how to hear out of the other ear.
Or smile like a doughtnut
“Yes private…. that makes sarge a happy C.O.”
LoL, NSFW!
LOL.
And yes, although upon further inspection, this guy seems to be enjoying the sensation of ear-to-crotch syndrome. 
As long as it’s never ass to mouth!
WHAT?! You NEVER go ass to mouth!!
Hey! You’re not even supposed to be here today!
With 6 and a half billion people in the world, and at least a couple billion cameras, there should be 13,000,000,000,000,000,000 different photo opportunities a day, assuming (totally unscientifically) one photo per person per camera daily.
With this wealth of opportunity out there, why are we forced to see recycled photos so often here?
Not to mention the misspelling of “sarge”
True, Portland. Didn’t see that but alas you are right. You are also right about photo recycling. This type of “green” can be put off. The other thing bugging me lately about PK is the lack of photos posted per day. It seems as if the volume of entries making it onto the front page has lessened drastically since oh maybe 2 months ago from 4 or even 5 to about 1. What’s up with that?
Well, for a while now, it’s only been one per day on the weekends. I guess the Cheezburger Network takes weekends off too. They’re still doing about 3 a day during the week, but I wouldn’t be opposed to 4 or 5. Although the quality would have to go up drastically for that to happen.
*snort* That’ll be the day..
I “remmber”(misspelled above, just like “Sarge”) seeing a lot of recycled crappy photos on here too. I think just to be safe, we should make a photo blacklist. Like those many repeat-post pictures of Hillary making that creepy face and pointing. Honestly, you aren’t going to make anything that funny with it. Just leave it alone.
True. But how would we get a blacklist that everyone could see? Maybe put it into the caption maker? If you try and make anything else with these photos it rejects it automatically? I’m sure someone nerdier than I am can tell me if there is a way to set up a filter for that.
Perhaps a “photo fail” button while voting?
and one vote on a pic per IP address…so people dont keep voteing for themselves over and over and over again
True dat, bro.
I think that runs along the same lines of “laughing at your own joke”.
Wait, we shouldn’t do that?
No goober! *laughs*
Aw crap…
But what if it’s really funny? I know I can be funny sometimes. Yeah, it’s fvcking egotistical to say that. I don’t give a shit.
Maybe the dude is called Sarg…
I don’t blame the person who captioned this one for not putting their name on it. I wouldn’t want to be publicly humiliated either.
Who wants to bet that this IS in the manual?
Right before the section on tips for bending over and kissing your ass goodbye.
laugh all you want, but when the zombie Apocalypse happens, these two will be ready no matter who is going down on who
But now we must run a study on the effectiveness of a sniper rifle, versus a shotgun… Hmm which is more efficient..
Years of Halo experience has taught me that a sniper rifle is essentially useless against a zombie. Just sayin’.
Shotgun is the ONLY foolproof zombie killing weapon…a most efficient and effective head removal system. Boom! Head gone. Watch ‘em flop.
Headshots don’t really work on zombies as their brains are already pretty well rotted anyway.
True, you gotta go for center mass, it slows them down a lot more.
it would be worse if the enemy returned fire XD ouch
OW! DX
But imagine if you were the enemy and looking through your scope. That would certainly be worthy of a raised eyebrow. You might even be wondering what message is being sent.
look at mah butt, now i shoot you! pew pew pew
I was thinking more along the lines of the barrel of the rifle in relation to the guys ass. From a distance you would be thinking WTF?!?!
We’re thinking that anyway, Eds.
Gotchya.. Nothing like stating the obvious, eh?
Nothing at all! Except maybe a speedball.
the sky is blue!
Stating the obvious does not in fact get you a speedball, bitter troll.
*wakes up from speedball coma*
I did all the speedballs anyway..
New meaning to blow it out your @$$, eh?
Fire in the hole! *snort*
LMAO!!
Let one rip!
It gives new meaning to kiss your ass goodbye too.
Put your head between his knees and… oh… you know the rest..
I always thought “rifle butt” simply meant the thick end of the gun.
Oh, man, now it sounds like something you need a prescription for.
Hey, not bad, not bad. *snort*
I just hope the guy doing the ‘bench rest’ didn’t eat beans for dinner.
You go girl!
This is an actually taught method used for snipers. IT allows for more accuracy at longer range. This gun also dose not have a clip, single shot. Also with the bolt open the shooter could be looking at shot placement.
don’t ask don’t tell.
I know sucking up is a common practice to getting a promotion, but this guy is taking that a bit too literal.
“British sniper finds an actual use for a French soldier”
Now you come to mention it they are wearing different camouflage. The ‘rest’ is actually the first guy he shot. 101 uses for a dead Frenchman..
If I could be for only an hour . . . if I could be for just an hour every day. If I could be for just one stupid hour . . . CUTE CUTE CUTE . . . in a stupid assed waaaayyyy.
She’s drunk again.
Whut? Why’sh the rum gone?
we need to raid a town and steal all the rumz?
Shure.. I needsh to be more washted!
-waves hand before charro’s eyes- drunk enough to send those nakked pics yet?
Oh bitter love you dirty dirty troll you..
mmmmmhmmmm-winks-
Damn there’s a lot of sexually frustrated people here.
I recommend you guys go socialize in public instead of sitting on you ass behind a computer. It might really get you laid
lol we are at work harry, shhh, when we get off we will go out and be outside a bit
They make far more interesting comments than reading about people bitch about Obama.
*blush* Thanks Rando!
No problem. It probably would’ve been a nicer compliment if what I typed actually made sense, but I guess it’ll do. LOL
Here, have some gummy V I C O D I N S that will help.
They won’t help me make sense, but I’ll take them anyway. Mmmm…pain killers…saaaaay, that’s nice…did I ever tell you about the time I flew a Hyundai to Rwanda and met the ghost of George Harrison? It was really ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*pats Rando on the head*
*headdesk*
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Why are they demonstrating how Charro got vetted as my VP? I mean this isn’t her in the crotch but it is the same technique though she was definitely less miserable. Jane did rather well too…
Also I was naked.
Except for a few choice things, yes.
Worst thing is, is that it actually is in the field manual.
Actually, I think this IS in the manual lol
Alright, not reading all 110 previous comments is one thing, but not looking at the comment before yours? That takes talent.
It seems to be two British soldiers being unable to find a spot to put the sniper…
top five ways to get your touche blown off by the enemy
Friends?=]]
apparently people don’t realize they actually show you to do this in basic. it’s not commonly used in combat but it’s still taught.
It’s not used in combat so often now as many weapons come ready equipped with Bipods. It’s just some weapons (like this one as I believe, although I could be wrong) is a Barret .50 cal sniper rifle. I was actually given a shot (pun not intended
) of one by someone from the Royal Marine Commandos and it has a hell of a recoil, or perhaps I was just weaker in those days 
Actually, its an Accuracy International Artic Warfare. Probably the L115A1. Which is the british used .338 sniper…