Where’s Kanye
Where’s Kanye when you need him?
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The obviously flaw with this lol? I don’t think anyone, at anytime, or for any reason will ever “need” Kanye.
Got that right!
Hey Clinton, i respect yo opinion and i’mma let you finish, but William Henry Harrison had one of the best speeches of all time!
It was to die for!
Intellectual Humor FTW!
*applauds*
I “need” him as a pinata.
Your overwhleming urge to beat him with a stick is commendable, definitely, but its just a want.
I also think you will be sadly dissappointed with the s4it that comes out. hehe. :-/
Obviously, you know nothing of my needs. I am incensed.
yeah… got me there. Tell me more of these…. needs?
Are you hitting on me?
You are the one wanting a pinata! I was just being curious. If you answer is intriguing enough, i would consider hitting on you.
Really any answer I can come up with right now is going to have sexual overtones. So I plead the fifth.
i’m going to guess on what you’re coming up with… handcuffs, cool h-whip, cat-o-nine-tails, feathers and body paint.
did i get any right??
EDIBLE body paint. And yes. You got them all right, though half a point off for forgetting the edible part.
As your prize, you can bring the cool h-whip.
wow. you wouldn’t be a good criminal. plead the fifth and then admit to everything!
Another reason I am not a criminal.
One of the many in the list eh? I usually stay one bad day short of criminal. But then again, I live a bit off the beaten path.
The biggest reason is I don’t want to go to jail. It’s boring there.
Where is this off the beaten path? Can I come visit?
Sure. Come visit anytime you want. I can’t tell you where it is though, and I would have to blind fold you and lead you there so that you could not tell others. But at least I could promise good music.
“The biggest reason is I don’t want to go to jail. It’s boring there. ”
Best. Charro. Quote. Ever.
*stands, applauds, throws flower petals*
Thank you! Thank you! I’ll be here all week!
*totally overlooked VNV’s response*
Just play me some “Solitary” really loud and I’ll find my way.
That’s basically the directions on how to find me charro. Directions include:
Far away, alone and distant
Like a solitary field
In some nameless foreign land.
I think you know the way.
Oh I know that place! Where all around little points of light start to dim and cease transmitting?
VNV, if you see a big, green troll with 6 nipples, run like hell. bitter troll is a bit jealous.
Not to worry. Everyone is welcome were
Shadows fell on futile games
And then there was nothing more.
Be sure to line the roads with hollow praise, and mark the land with paper statues.
I may lose my way.
I’ll make sure they’ll show those who
Spoke of futures brave and proud
And brought only hate and war.
I shall be guided by the light of flares and wisdom.
Come through the screams of falling steal
To where rain brings winds of change
There will be the gods whose names we lost
and the names who gave in vain
With this line I’ll mark the past as a symbol of beginning. I have no doubt from what I’ve seen that I have never wanted more.
And it is there that you will stand
Before the faceless name of Justice
Like some law unto yourself
Like a child of God again.
Then I shall set myself aflame
To cast myself free
Away from this wretched world of tethers.
And then Shadows fell on their futile ways
And then there was nothing more.
*wipes tears*
I thank you good sir.
It was well done.
*clap*clap*
Yeah…. well at least that gives us all something to think about. *ponders*
Inscensed? Here, dear, let me patchouli onna head.
*slow, disapproving head shake*
*Swagats at Brak*
OK then….on your foot….your sandlewood like that.
Erm…no socks.
I think this is where Joe Wilson shouts out, “Ylang! Ylang!!”
Hey, I’m joss sayin’…..
You’re such a stickler …
….and a bit of a punk sometimes, too.
Oh how I love these intimate, aromatic exchanges …
I’m slowly burning to ash.
Me too, Pitty….gettin’ kinda smokey in here. Love what you scent me!
Well, I don’t know about “need”, but I want Kanye for this.
But I already voted for that.
me too. i 5-ed it.
5ed and faved!!! Great one, Diss… of course it won’t end up on the front page, because…well…you know… it’s funny!!!
BRAVO! I give it a 5!!
Diss, that was fcuking amazing. Thanks.
PS: Favorited!
Nice one!! LOL
Five’d and faved. Awesome lol!
HA! That’s fantastic!
That’s awesome!
Dang. I ran this one a few days ago.. spooky eh?
However the world could always use more Taylor Swift.
Most definitely!
Take that back! Both of you. There’s already too much Taylor Swift for this world to handle.
*Marches up and down PK sidewalk holding sign “No more Taylor Swift without representation”*
What do you have against Taylor? Do you not like prom dresses? Or little girls trying to pretend their grown women? C’mon now, seriously?
I know there’s a fetish for that.
Well.. the only thing I have against Taylor Swift is… my groin…
Hot.
bitter troll has nothing against taylor, bitter troll dont like country music but thats not lil girls fault.
amen
Any on a completely non political note, Hillary has got some wtf faces. I swear. Like over half the times I see a pic of her, the sends chills down my spine. And not dirty minded diss chills. The bad kind. The wtf kind.
I never blamed Bill for cheating on her.
I was thinking completely non sexual until your comment, and then i accidentally imagined the sex faces this woman must make. And now…. now i am stuck. Thanks a whole frickin’ lot!
Bill: “Holy crap Hillary, are you having a good time or am I too big? Because you’re scaring the crap outta me.”
I threw up in my mouth a little just now.
At least it’s not in your carpet.
*Sneaks away from Captain Wow*
The smell of vomit will never leave the carpet in my office. Thanks!
Keep it for impeachment evidence down the road …
*is curled up whimpering on the floor under her desk*
WHHHHHHYYYYYYYY?
Me neither. But then, I have weird views on “adultery”.
Like I’m totally against cheating. Always have been. I just don’t BLAME him.
Back when Bill was president he ran quite a lot. He always ran the same route, which took him to SE DC. One early morning waiting for a Red Light to chage he was running and say a prostitute on the corner. He leaned over and whispered “PSST $10″. The prostitute ignored him. This happened for about three days in a row. On the fourth day Hiliary decided to join Bill. As they came up to the corner, Bill saw the same prostitute. He was sweating bullets, expecting her to tell Hilliary what he’s asked. The prostitute leans into Bill and says, “See what you get for $10?”
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
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I like the idea of the lol, but I don’t much like the timeliness of this particular photo. It’s been used too many times.
Don’t expect Kanye to help Obama. Afterall he called him a jackass.
I don’t think the creator of the LoL intended it to mean that Kanye would help Obama…or anyone else for that matter.
We could draw you a picture in crayon, but I doubt even that would help you. Why waste crayons?
I like crayons.
crayons do taste good
We should hang out.
We need Kanye to crash Obummer’s “Nobel Peace Prize” acceptance- to point out that BHO was president for only TWELVE DAYS when the Nobel committee made it’s decdision! This guy really is the AntiChrist!
*facepalm*
Well, at least to point out that there were others more deserving of the award, which is Kanye’s “thing”, right?
Also…chill out. Jeez.
*headdesk* YOU’RE *headdesk* NOT *headdesk* HELPING *headdesk*
*hands ADM an ice pack and a couple of tylenol*
you’ll need these soon.
*crunches on Vicodin*
*looks at ADM*
Oh, sorry, I forgot you might need these. Er.. This is awkward.
Crunchy ones? Got any that are chewy in the center?
*sigh* PK is doing that thing where prescription drugs cannot be named..
So..
I have gummy hydrocodone+acetaminophen. For kids!
*noms*
These are good. These are…whoa.
They are good. *headesk* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Yay, I feel happy, I feel *headfloor* zzzzzzzzzzz
*finally wakes up*
wait, where are my??? OH COME ON GUYS
*giggles and runs in circles*
*falls over*
Owwww. Where are my gummy V i c o d i n s???
**puts pillow on ADM’s desk** Dude do you know how old that desk is, it’s solid oak, don’t ruin it.
I guess if you believe in that sort of thing. :-/
You mean.. The Left Behind series isn’t a true Prophecy?! Nicolae Carpathia will be so disappointed.
no, see if you mix up barack obama, drop a letter or two and throw a few more in, it spells Nicolae Carpathia! it’s true
ZOMFG You’re right! *chants* Ann Tee Christ!Ann Tee Christ!Ann Tee Christ!Ann Tee Christ!
NO it’s Aunty Christ. She usually gives you knitted hats and mittens at Christmas, and socks at Easter. Plus she kisses your cheek too hard and then wipes the lipstick off your face with after licking her thumb. Man Charro, I expected better out of you.
That’s why Obama is not Aunty Christ but Uncow Christ!!!
Aunty Christ also makes cookies, cookies from the Dark Side. They’re sinfully delicious.
Don’t forget about her devil’s food cake!
*hangs head in shame* I never like my Aunty. She was a meanie head.
I got bored so…
(Barak Obama) +N+2i+2c+l+e+p+t+h-2b-m= (Nicolae Carpathia)
Yes, I got very bored.
*hands Mina +1 internets*
I almost spewed Diet Coke all over my screen. That was awesome.
Thanks! Yeah, that’s about the most constructive thing I’ve done all afternoon.
I’m sure you are doing much better than me. I got up at noon and put on some pants. That’s really all I plan doing for the day.
My lifelong goal is to have just one day where I can do that. I’m jealous!
Uhm, I’m sorry to point this out but your formula is wrong. You forgot to subtract a “k”…
*runs off to hide*
*headdesk*
You’re right.
nah, we’ll just make it Nicolas K. Carpathia, woooo, after all, when he becomes the anti-christ he’ll probably drop the last name anyway, and go with a ficticious first name like Bob, or Bob the Destroyer or something
Can we destroy it? Yes we can!
Bob the Destoyer – he will come in one of the prechosen forms. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him – THAT OF A GIANT SLORR!
Many shuvs and zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slorr that day, I can tell you!
It’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
LIGHT ‘EM UP!
Dude, seriously?
Well at least everyone in the pic is Republican since you said thats all they post here. So you…. should be happy and quiet now right?
Obummer, seriously? I don’t care for the man, but can you not come up with anything better than that? Are you 8? Does your mama know that you are on the computer?
In all fairness though, Bush got called shrub quite a bit. Is there a difference? Not that I approve of TO’s name changing ability, just sayin’..
I thought shrub was just as juvenile. I guess I just like more creativity in my insults.
Agreed.. On the other hand, the ‘insult’ came from TheOne so we shouldn’t be surprised at the lack of creativity.
I’m suprised he can stand upright or use a keyboard, so the lack of creativity doesn’t come as a shocker. I should know better than to try to motivate a troll to take more time in coming up with insults.
motivating rando is always fun… he tends to come up with new and interesting insults when we tell him he’s reusing the same ones too much.
*snores*
Whu? Huh? Oh, yeah. Uh.
TheOne is a nutsack zit. Yeah.
*goes back to sleep*
But who’s willing to take on the task of popping it? Sure as hell isn’t going to be me!
*Yo, BT, pimple popping – stat!*
i threw up in my mouth a little again.
Then my work here is done.
*vanishes*
I never got my hug from you. I am saddened by this.
Will you accept a hug by proxy?
*hugs charro*
I will accept a hug from you Eds, and one from Rando.
*hugs Rando back*
*hugs Eds*
I heart you guys!
*jumps in and hugs charro*
*just realised that clearing her cache removed the “Floydist from her name*
*hugs Ivan* Hi Ivan!!!
Your obsession with hating Obama really isn’t healthy. I think you need to find other things to do with your spare time, like exercising, hobbies, reading, or killing yourself.
usually i suggest sex… but i don’t want this one procreating, even if it’s accidental.
I don’t think he has much chance of getting laid.
Anally raped by a broomstick, maybe.
It’s not rape if he’s willing.
The broomstick would be extremely unwilling, however.
I’m guessing TheOne does it enough that he can make that broom disappear.
Poor little broomstick.
Can you Trolls even BEGIN to explain what the POS did to win the Nobel?
He won the election. At least that is the word going around. You are correct that it was undeserved, but your attitude makes you the troll. Those people you are whining about have been here for quite some time.
I have to agree with Justa on this one.. You’re being trollish calling him the Anti Christ. If you had just left that part out, it might have been ok.
We’re calling you out on that.
I’m not really sure how a Point Of Sale register won a Nobel Prize, but I think you’re talking about the POTUS. So anyway, it seems that they’re hoping giving him this award when he has shown good intentions towards making peace (what you conservatrolls often call cowardice on his part) will be a motivator for him to follow through on ending what has been a very violent time period for this country over the last several years. At this point, no, he likely doesn’t deserve it. He has made his intentions of working towards peace clear, but he hasn’t done much towards it yet. I think it’s pretty obvious what they’re trying to do.
I think it’s pretty obvious TheOne will not understand your logic.
I know, but I wanted to say it anyway. I’ve seen a lot of people butthurt about President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize, and I just wanted to say something about it. I understand their reasoning, and with any luck, it might give Obama a little extra confidence in his peace-making policies. Probably not, but who knows.
I voted for the man, I support him, and I think he was the best candidate we were offered in 2008.
Still, though, I think they should have waited till he’d actually accomplished some goals before recognizing him.
Right now, I think they gave him the award simply for conducting international diplomacy like an adult, instead of like a drunk teenager in a barfight the way the last administration did.
And even though I’m not a big fan of Jimmy Carter, it really makes the work that he did do, and the Nobel Peace Prize he won, look rather insignificant.
Where do you get the info on when the Nobel Peace Prize Comittee make their decisions?
Finally something that is simply fun. I love it. The photo is a little overused but I LOVE IT.
This is racist against black singers.
ORLY?! SRSLY?! NO WAI.
No, it’s asshatscist against asshats.
May be somewhat douchebagist too, against douchebags.
if you don’t respect asshats, you’re ELITIST!
But I think we can all agree that ass clowns need to be sent back to the country they came from. Am I right? Am I right?
Oh crap. I think it’s QOTW from the TLL site. Shoo! Begone, evil troll!!
Really? Ellipses hangs out on Thesaurus Linguae Latinae?
You really think Ellipses has the intellectual capacity to hang out there?
No, but then he/she/it would make a wonderful target.
I’ve got her in my sithhhts, Mithhh Moneypenny.
You’re an infected testicle. Please die…(wait for it)…now.
elephantitus?
See? Now that’s creative. You need to hold a insult creativity class for the trolls. They would at least be entertaining that way.
I’m an innovator. I think of something that makes me want to vomit, and then I know I’ve got a good insult.
Love it!
It’s funny cuz Obama’s black.
No, that has nothing to do with the joke. GTFO N00B.
Please take your racism elsewhere… it’s well known that “noob” is short for “Nubian”. Stupid cracker.
Please take your own advice.
What’s your problem? You don’t even make any sense, so shut up.
Stupid troll! Make more sense!! *hits a fly ball to DRH, which hits him in the junk*
*points and laughs*
*winces and giggles*
STFUGTFOESADITOP.
Little bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head
Down came the Good Fairy and she said
“Little bunny foo foo
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
and bopping them on the head.
I’ll give you three more chances.”
…but the very next day….
Little bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head
Down came the Good Fairy and she said
“Little bunny foo foo
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
and bopping them on the head.
I’ll give you two more chances.”
…but the very next day…
Little rabbit (won’t let me post bunny) Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head
Best thread EVAR.
(we’ve gotta finish now, we’ve come this far)
Down came the Good Fairy and she said
“Little bunny foo foo
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
and bopping them on the head.
I’ll give you one more chance.”
…but the very next day…
Little bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head
Down came the Good Fairy and she said……
“Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head.
I gave you three chances
And you didn’t behave
Now you’re a goon! POOF!!”
AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IIIIIIIIIIS…
hare today, goon tomorrow!
*laughs until dead because it’s so funny*
Ahh, memories. *sniffle*
Wow, Hillary Clinton does NOT photograph well…
Never has either.. there’s some scary shit from when she was in college out there. I just can’t seem to find one, but I’ve seen them!
You talking about the one with Bill where she has looong straight hair, and he looks all…Grizzley Adams? The only thing missing from that pic is both of them flashing the peace sign. Ahh, good times.
I was actually thinking of the one where she’s in college wearing those horrible striped pants with a goofy grin on her face. Still, going back through the pictures I could find, the crazy face seems to have started at an early ager.
maybe it were obama talking this would be funny or relevant