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Oddly-dressed, poorly-groomed, ranting from little bits of paper… Your basic street lunatic by another name.
(Muammar Al-Gaddafi)
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Is it just me or does he kinda look like Alan Rickman
He looks like the news anchorman from the Muppets show to me.
He looks like a muppet to me.
Then I really do NOT want to know whose hand is up his backside, thankyouverymuch.
Looks like he is wearing curtains again.
Don’t knock it, they worked for Scarlett O’Hara… for a little while. O’course ole’ Rhett got wise and said “Frankly my Scarlett, I don’t give a damn.”
Where’s Rhett when you need him… ?
Maybe he joined a UN Committee?
And how could you forget the Von Trapp family????
Well, I’ve been trying.
*Sets up a “song stuck in your head bomb”*
So long, farewell, auf wiederseihn, goodbye…
Adiue, adiue, to you and you and you,
*ducks*
*lobs back a “song stuck in your head grenade*
“You are sixteen, going on seventeen, baby, it’s tiiiime to thiiiink!”
That’s messed up guys. I started humming that to myself in class and the teacher thought I had the mental disorder. (I’m in abnormal psychology.)
“Show and Tell Day: Reinact Your Favorite Mental Disorder”??
*holding conversation with self*
I get to be multiple personality disorder!!
No you don’t you were that last time.
Ok, I’ll be schizophrenia this time and you can have multiple personality disorder; but I get MPD next time!
Deal!!
*peeks out from under bed*
How did you know I wanted to be paranoia? Are you watching me?
*looking adoringly at self in mirror*
Puhlease! My NPD is much more pronounced and requires more attention than your piddly “disorders”. I’ve been to the moon and back and all over this world and haven’t found anybody as gorgeous as myself and with a more pronounced NPD. So, step aside as I deserve to go first.
My army of undead orange bison and me bet that my dementia is pronounced than your narcissism. Let me just use my amazing mind control to change how you feel.
*flicks office light on and off 43 times, and avoids cracks in tiles while walking to the coffee machine*
I am NOT OCD!!
You think that’s bad to have “You are 16″ going through you’re head. In the past I have had “Jingle Bells” (and this was not even during Christmas!!), “The Windmills of Your Mind”, “Bob The Builder”, “Lollipop”, and currently I’ve got “Anything Goes” going through my head.
*prepares for the hatred and begins to whistle*
“iiiit’s a small world after all……..”
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts….
*drops the bomb*
Someone left a cake out in the rain.
Piiiiiiow! She dropped a bomb on me, baby!
*cue funkadelic backup singers*
*tosses grenade*
Yeaaaah! It’s a party in the USA!
*laughs evilly*
Now I have infected you ALL with the evil Cyrus mind control!!!
i hate you.
I suspect that I’m happy that I don’t know this song. And I’m not clicking on any links, Capt., so don’t. Even. Try. to make me listen to it.
Okay, that’s the only successful stuck-in-your-head so far for me. And yet, it’s the WORST one…
Excuse me, I’m going to go get a gun with two bullets. One for you, and one for me.
-takes his coconuts and redistrubits them to the poor-
There they are standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, …..
I prefer the big coconuts myself. Heh.
Some as big as your head?
Socialist coconuts! Why does bitter hate freedom?
Thankfully, someone over on Engrish gave me a Santana cover of Hotel California, with Salma Hayek on lead vocals, for an earworm yesterday.
I’ve actually got the Bob Marley cover of that!!
Colourful little bits of paper.
Pretty…
Better, as far as captions go.
He could be the next Nancy Pelosi.
Obvious Troll is obvious. Also, lacking in creativity.
Next? Why do we need another one?
I’ve got bad news, mmm. The world is filled with Nancy Pelosis.
Have some respect people.
I’dd like to see US of A president in a kimono when he visits Japan.
And that outfit looks just so much like a typical Western business suit, doesn’t it?
Business is business
Or at an upholstery factory.
Point being… Why should everyone dress “like a typical Western business suit”? We don’t change our clothes when we go to foreign countries, so why should they?
Fair enough, but he still looks ridiculous.
Almost everyone wears those formal embroidered short-sleeve shirts in Indonesia. So that they don’t melt into icky puddles of sweat!
actually… last bunch of pictures i’ve seen (ok damn near all photos) of korean leaders (excluding kim jung il), chinese leaders and japanese leaders have had them all wearing suits and ties, if not a military uniform. the only ones who wear anything different typically seem to be religious leaders.
bush did it and everyone mocked him. nice try, but you still suck at life.
The important thing is that they try.
No. Do, or do not. There is no try.
Speak like Yoda he is, yes. Hmmmm!!
Why? You have some kind of fetish for world leaders in silky robes?
Don’t get the Putin fans started.
too late…
I’m sure you could photoshop that. LOL
Putin in silk robes??? Oh goodie!
wow… how dreamy… I LOVE old washed out KGB doods posin’ for dapper press shots…
Think he’d pose in red silk boxers with dog tags and a Big Gun?
Golly, gee wilikers…
Wow. Have some respect for people, Mr. Artificial.
Kimonos are historical/ceremonial costumes these days. Even Emperor Akihito has modernized his dress.
The role of a government’s representative leader is to represent their people. Barack should no more wear a Sumo Wrestler’s diaper in Japan (cute as it might be) than he should wear Burqa in Afghanistan.
duuuuhhhh….
Same thing with Kilts. You never see normal Scots wearing Kilts in everyday life. They are used for either football supporters, weddings or by English people who believe that is what Scots wear everyday.
Or for us wimmen who just think our men look good in looser clothes with more Easy Access and more or less force them to go for some “workman kilt” or similar.
Make that “very rarely”; I’ve seen a few hotel managers (local “business hotels”, not “tourist hotels”) wear the kilt as a matter of course.
And that’s because their company wants to give people the typical “Tartan” Kilt Wearing Brigadoon type impression about Scotland. When in reality Scots wear jeans and trousers like anyone else (and don’t get me going about those stupid non tartan kilts, i.e. those pin stripe things or patterned “kilts”. They’re NOT Kilts they’re souped up dresses.
Mr Truth is probably right on that one. Most Hotels like to give an impression to their guests (whether they’re there for business or not.) However the tradtional image that everyone seems to have of Scotland is that everyone wears kilts and sound like they’ve swallowed a copy of Oor Wullie and The Broons – “Ochone Ochone, yer faithers drapped to the flair. Och and the Meensters coming for tea too.” Also look at all those stupid TV Quizzes made in England where they make the Scottish contestants dress up in a Kilt on many occassions. (If that was me I’d tell them to **** off, a. I’m against the wearing of Kilts just to live up to someones image of Scotland, b. I’m actually English (was born in Oxford) and c. With my legs I’m likely to scare off animals and small children
)
What worries me most in this picture is that there is a big red button on his desk.
At least your basic street lunatic does not have access to a rocket launcher.
Those are the “green, amber, red” lights used to tell a speaker at the UN when to wind up, and when to stop.
I thought one was for commercial sign, and another was for movie sign.
Another reason Michelle Bachmann will not be invited to speak at the UN!!!
Well… Yeah, they essentially do. And Libya m0ost likely don’t have nukes, so his red button is just a “woohoo, we can put some pock marks on their carrier” kind of button. Which, as far as these things go, is pretty meh.
You forgot to add that he sleeps in a tent!
When he’s not wearing it!
So do our troops! Why do you hate America! ARRRGH !!1!!!
pshhh racist
*sarcasm*
*sarcasm*
Well at least he’s not reading from a TELEPROMPTER for God’s sake!!!
Hahaha. Win!
*awards mothergoose cookies*
nom nom nom
He’s only not reading from a Teleprompter because he can’t afford one
*joke*
paper, teleprompter, they both made essentially the same speech anyway…
But Obama LOOKED WAYYYYYY COOLER!!!
I hear he’ll be played by Will Smith in 2012.
…or Joe Morton (Myles from Terminator 2)…
2012? Isn’t the disaster movie that’s based on what will happen if Sarah Palin runs for president? /trolling
*ninja vanish*
I love the ruffled edges on his YELLOW notebook paper. Seriously? You couldn’t even manage to find a notebook with white paper and perforated pages?
They must not have those new fangled “word processors” in his country.
How can you call yourself a leader if you can’t even get yourself a secretary to type out your speech??
You don’t think those are actually NOTES do you?
No, he made the speech extemporaneously.
What’s on the paper is just letters to God, lists of old lottery numbers from 1988, and his own name written in block letters and circled twenty times, over and over again.
I’d be more impressed if they were letters FROM God.
He smells a bit but he has a heart of gold!
He also has lots of fanatical female body-guards. And as an African I am particularly thrilled that he believes he’s going to be the first president of the United States of Africa. Simply thrilled.
We can train you in solutions for that problem…
Just make sure you get a good middle name. You have to have three names.
You know…
John Wilkes Booth,
Lee Harvey Oswald…
Mark David Chapman
James Earl Ray
The United States of what?
Did I miss something? I’m not up on my Gaddafi crazy.
Why would you do that? WHY?
Because I’ve been mining for a heart of gold?
Yeah, his son is an idiot too.
Stop making fun of Obama’s Dad.
He’s a bit…pale to be a Kenyan, don’t you think fu(kweasel?
Oh you can’t be serious. That’s pathetic even for you.
Misuse of-hyphens. I think I-spelled that wrong. Who is-the guy in the-photo?
Yea, shame on him for being born with curly hair, and wearing traditional garb from his culture. What a lunatic.
Indeed, How dare this man not dress in Anglo-Saxon Western Attire and speak in our language? He must kowtow at all times to superior white-culture. =/
ragge man
OK i read every single comment…
Now! where’s my cookie?
I WAS TOLDS THERE WOULD BE COOKIES AT THE END!!!!