And there, Your Holiness
And there, Your Holiness, is where we keep the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Just in case.
(Pope Benedict XVI)
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O’rly?
Incorrect. The correct post is as follows:
“First, thou shalt pull out the holy pin.”
Monthy python epic Win!
Fifth!
Hey, Onion’s got a fifth! Shots all around! (Thanks for sharing, dude!)
You missed the joke, Nate got it.
Nooo….I made another joke. Tangent. Too early for you?
Well, I got your joke, but I do meta (if there was any doubt about that; have a look on Engrish).
This comment is an epic win!
Three, sir!
And this is where we keep the holy gay pr0n, just in case.
“Baracky Road: A new ice cream flavor by Ben and Jerry in honor of the president. Half Chocolate, half Vanilla, surrounded by fruits and nuts, imported from Kenya in a Communist Red box at a cost of One Trillion dollars a gallon. Manufactured under strict Sharia law, no pork products are used. The rest of the manufacturing details are hidden in secrecy by the White House and will not be released to the public. Negative comments will not be allowed about it. Anyone not liking the new flavor is obviously a racist.”
Keep taking the meds.
No! I refuse to drink the Koolaid!
Please adjust your tinfoil hat. And take your regularly scheduled medication. Stay out of the vat of Koolaid of Crazy; you have over indulged.
Sayeth the Catholic haters….
Are you speaking of the people who hate the Catholics or the Catholics who hate the people?
TheOnes who hate the Catholics here. Never seen a LOL poking fun at atheists yet.
If you’re so desperate to see one of those why don’t you make it? But I guess you find it easier to complain rather than take action about things that bother you on this site.
I would note that the “bling” associated with being Pope, especially in combination with the fact that the current Pope is…a little scary looking, seems to create a lot of lol-opportunities; doesn’t necessarily indicate a dislike of Catholicism.
I think the Roman Catholic and the Russian Orthodox churches win the ‘bling’ competition among all of the religious varieties in this world. Although some of the Hindu festivals do have nice color. And of course the Vatican would be the major ‘win’ for having its own art museums, the popemobile and other fun items.
Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens are trying, but it is hard to bring oneself up to competing as a good broad humor target!
If you make one and it is funny, I’ll bet it gets voted for, too. We like the funny. Not so fond of the snarky, though.
I’ll try.
How does one make fun of an atheist, exactly? I mean, you can’t mock them for their deeply held personal beliefs, now can you?
For real. The pope is easy to mock because of he dresses and he’s the leader of the entire Roman Catholic Church. Atheists are just everyday people who usually don’t wear big “leader of the atheists” outfits.
Foreign-born diabeetus.
WOW. Just WOW. What have you been taking, TheOne? Are you starting an icecream company with Palin?
I’m missing some special k but I don’t think that’s his problem.
TheOne, that is hilarious. And all too true. But non topical for this discussion.
“TheOne, that is hilarious”
You’re obviously on drugs so do the honorable thing and share them.
I thought it was funny……..it had everything! Conspiracy theories, incorrect facts, projection, and ice cream! What’s not to love?
Oh, funny as in “pointing and laughing AT (not WITH)” kind of funny. Then, yes, I agree. *points and laughs at TheOne*
Don’t forget “Birthers” are included.
On a second reading, I hereby award TheOne internet, IceCream-maker edition. Freon not included.
Sorta like the response to anyone claiming “First”.
Sounds good. I’ll take 5.
I brought the cool h-whip!
Oh good. I just spent $5 trillion on ice cream, so I can’t afford the cool h-whip.
You forgot to add, you MUST buy at least one carton a week by law. But don’t worry, if you can’t afford it, the government will buy it for you.
…they just bailed out Ben and Jerry’s.
…who spent the money on a long ass vacation.
Damn CEO’s!!
…and they changed the name to “The Peoples Frozen Treat”. It’s now soy based and sugar free!
Nah, they just gave it cool communist names, like Lenin Meringue, or Karl-amel Marx.
)
(See, we liberals can joke about it too.
Nice!!
TheOne-
Keep that up, I may have to propose, or something!
*wildapplause*
Oooh, oooh! Dibs on the holy gay pr0n! :steals and runs away:
God: :smites:
Me: XP
Oops, it was full of holes… right were the good parts were…
Pope – Yes Brother Maynard, how do I use it?
BM – Bring forth the Book of Armaments!!
Wildly O/T but thanks to one and all on the first 2 strands of “National Parks Rock” for taking that turkey and making it really funny!
Don’t forget to count to three, and remember, to three shalt thou count. Thou shalt not count to four, nor shall thou count to two unless it be followed by three. And 5 shall be right out.
1, 2, 5, No, 3.
(Blows up heretics)
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu….
Skip ahead a bit, brother…
*skips and jumps*
Happy 40th Birthday Monty Python!! even if you (the show) are dead, not living, gone to meet the maker etc.
‘E’s just resting!
It’s pining.
The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin’ on it’s back. Remarkable bird, innit? Beautiful plumage!
The plumage don’t enter into it!
He’s stunned!
This is an ex-parrot!!!
There, it moved. No it didn’t, you pushed it.
hilarious
Jesus (by the Bible account) rode into Jerusalem on a donkey to show his humility. The Pope is driven around in this luxuriously-appointed (limo? luxury SUV?) not to mention the jet. Kids, take out your pencils and write one sentence pointing out the problem in the previous paragraph.
Flying on a donkey just doesn’t make any sense at all. Sounds like great fun though!
I want a flying donkey; sounds like an excellent means of transportation!
But unicorns are so much prettier.. who wants an ass? There’s already to many around.
I almost said “I do!” but then I realized you said an ass, not some ass. Oh well, sucks for me.
-twitches, smacks the unicorn and cooks it-
*snort*
I wonder how many Hail Mary’s that’s gonna cost me.
17 and a half.
and we WILL be timeing you….GO!
*sigh* that’s better than last time. I really need a new church. How much time do I have?
Hail Mary, full of Grace…
perhaps Mina would consider pastafarisum?
the flying spegettie monster is keen!
Spegettie Monster? Is that like the cookie monster?
only more devine and much more noodly. linky to his church in my name
Ramen
Before I even try, is this something likely to be blocked by Big Brother at my office? Or should I just wait till I get home?
its a site on religion, no bewbs or anything just pirates, pasta and a midget
I can already tell that I will be entertained for hours by this sight. Thanks! ^_^
YAR!
You may have seen a dragon fly, you may have even seen a super fly, but you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!!
SHREK FOR THE WIN! FROO FOR THE EPIC WIN!
*takes a bow*
One of my favorite movies
HA! I was thinking the same thing before I got down this far! *fist bumps froo*
Yeah! And maybe Durraman’s donkey could fly!!
Jesus would have driven a Skoda. And flown Easyjet. But the Pope’s the middle man, and you know it’s always the middle man who has the money….
nah, bejebuz would have flown virgin atlantic and used virgin air as his cell phone co
If Jesus was really humble, he would have let the donkey ride him into Jerusalem.
SB, Jesus does not do donkey shows.
It’s in the rider to his performance contract. Loaves and fishes, water into wine, inspiration and salvation, OK; Requires private trailer, assortment of fresh fruit, chilled Evian, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese (who knew?) and NO donkey shows.
Oh, that is LOLariffic. Well done, Dissimilitude.
What, Jesus didn’t like Clerks 2?
everyone liked clerks 2
Jesus was thirty or so. The Pope is old. Ancient. Decrepit.
Plus, they didn’t have cars back then so a donkey was pretty posh, especially for the impoverished Judea. The only thing better woulda been a horse, which only Romans had. I think.
Good point. Can you imagine the number of berobed attendants it would take to get the Pope on a donkey, much less keep him up there? Especially as he tends to be a little topheavy with the hats and all.
They could totally use duct tape for that! Pope Tape?
And zip-ties. You have to use a combination of duct tape and zip-ties if you want to properly fix something, you know.
If you want to permanently fix something, you should use epoxy. Or maybe silver solder. And if temporary and lacking in duct tape, then fiberglass reenforced tape will do.
–the word according to engineers, as interpreted by my father.
Thanks be to kluge!
gorilla glue for the evolutionists
“Pope on a donkey.”
It sounds like some kind of weird alcoholic beverage.
And now I’m giggling uncontrollably. Damn you, Diss!!
Barkeep, I’ll have a Pope on a Donkey, Jesus Tied with String, and a Flummoxed Rabbi with Rooster.
Did you know if you have a Sex on the Beach after a Pope on a Donkey you’ll go to hell?
I’m serious, I can’t stop giggling when i read this!
If you mix a Sex on the Beach with a Jesus Tied with String you actually start the apocalypse. Just to warn you.
I like the way they celebrate the humble and simple life of St Therese by taking half of her remains on a tour of the most opulent buildings in the world in a golden tresure chest and putting the other half in a rocket ship and blasting them into space.
for real? that sounds like a Dan Brown novel.
The bit about taking St Therese’s remains on a World Tour in a gilded (or possibly gold) box certainly is; not so sure about the other half being launched into space.
One sentence: the pope isn’t Jesus, so the comparison is a total non sequitur.
Poor Pope…. all that God connection and still doesn’t get to ride up front….
Rumor has it he stutters everytime he yells shotgun.
Chinese fire drill!
he shows him where he scored a nun?
*spraying coffee* Just in case Dan Brown shows up.
Where, behind the rabbit?
No, no. It IS the rabbit!
You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
The cake is a lie.
Can you cite this please?
Ask the pie. The pie knows. The pie always knows.
Is ther really a grenade in there?! You tit! I soiled my robes I was so scared!
veeery nice…