I WAS ON THE
I WAS ON THE SIMPSONS AND YOU WEREN’T I WAS ON THE SIMPSONS AND YOU WEREN’T I WAS ON THE SIMPSONS AND YOU WEREN’T I WAS ON THE SIMPSONS AND YOU WEREN’T I WAS ON THE SIMPSONS AND YOU WEREN’T I WAS ON THE SIMPSONS AND YOU WEREN’T I WAS ON THE SIMPSONS AND YOU WEREN’T
(Stephen Hawking)
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You aren’t truly famous unless you’ve appeared on the Simpsons.
Sorry.
Now we gotta find a “famous” person who wasn’t…
John Cazale?…maybe
Harrison Ford.
Al Gore?
No, I think he was on the Simpsons. I could be wrong though. Too lazy to google.
was william shatner ever on simpsons?
A fast google shows them parodying Shatner’s…singing…style on two episodes, but none with him as a guest star.
something the simpsons have not touched in the now over 20 year run…umm..hmmm..
Uh oh… froo will NOT be happy to hear that…
has michael vick been on the simpsons?
NOOO DONT MAKE SANTA”S LIL HELPER FIGHT NOOOO
Leonard Nimoy was on the Simpsons. So were David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson.
Kiefer Sutherland was on twice. I heart him.
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_guest_stars_on_The_Simpsons}
Wow that got cut off. It’s just
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I must say the same for Sesame Street. They have had some artists that are definitely not kid-friendly, but it’s like getting your name on the Walk of Fame.
who would be the person saying this? i’ve yet to encounter someone that openly trollishly asinine on PK. maybe on roflrazzi…
ooooooh, we need an excuse to have a good old troll lynching mob. we haven’t rallied around killing a troll in a while.
Guys, summoning her might not be the best idea. And a-ha! It is now *I* who is stalking *you*!!
i totally forgot to change my name back.
i = douche. lol.
You’re still not as big a douche as Spencer Pratt’s douchey cowboy hat.
That’s gotta be one weird smelling cowboy hat.
You know that you need to use either acid or fire to kill a troll, because they regenerate.
D&D win! (aka having a life loss)
I’ll help with the trollicide, too.
If you’ll have the help of a Canadian…
PS. in Dawnforge setting there are fire trolls that you have to freeze to prevent regeneration
I’ll bring the dewar of liquid nitrogen. I LOVE playing with that stuff!
Cool (snerk) – I’m in!
(I’ve totally blown any chance of non-nerdiness by knowing the proper name for the container. But maybe if I don’t say anything, no one will notice?)
too late. we know the truth now.
Aw, MAN! Now I can’t hang out with the cool kids! Unless they REALLY want some liquid nitrogen…. Hmm, where can I find some of those fire trolls? I’ll breed a bunch, and let them free!
*wrings hands*
I don’t really talk to nerds…your nice and all, but….please stop talking to me. the cool kids might see and get the wrong impression.
Bet I could change your mind!
*jiggles*
Hmmm?
That’s right, folks. Important lesson we nerds discovered long ago. Nerdy girls have boobs too. WIN!!
Nerdy girls also can hold a conversation after the boob play is over with too!
As can nerd guys. Which is why smart gals look for brains and caring over looks…
And don’t forget the sense of humor… guys have to have a sense of humor right?
Was Stephen Hawking on Family Guy too, or did I make that up? I could swear he was on Family Guy, but I’m tired and lazy and I don’t want to bother looking it up.
ooh yeah^^ let me first!!
This is the man according to a US senator that the British national health service would have killed !
He is of course a British citizen who has said that he is only alive today THANKS to the NHS.
Americans are now banned from using any images of Stephen Hawking or of even talking about him.
You have been served.
Americans are now banned from using any images of Stephen Hawking or of even talking about him.
reeeeeeeeally? show me where there’s any law/decree that says that. otherwise quit being a troll.
Haven’t you heard? Stephen Hawking is the new Bloody Mary. If you look at a mirror in the dark and say his name three times, a quantum mechanics problem appears and makes your brain explode.
Do you become a zombie then?
Exploding brains!!! nom nom nom.
I got better.
best reply ever
When did trolling become “saying anything anyone doesn’t like”?
I suggest you do a Google search for what a troll is. It’s obvious you’re clueless.
Uh huh. Yeah, as much as I’m in favor of universal health care, you’re being a douche bag. STFUGTFOESADITOP.
Are you in such a hurry you can’t type that out once for me? I feel like i’m the only dumb one in here that doesn’t know what it means. I feel so stupid now.
If I parse things out, most of it is relatively standard.
STFU,
GTFO
ESAD
But I found bupkis for ITOP, both with Urban dictionary, and with a general google search. Unless he means International Transport of Pollution. Or Iowa Teachers of Psychology. Or a few other profession-dependent acronyms… So, no clue from me, either!
Hmmm. Good point. You don’t want someone to stick around after they’ve eaten sh!t, and are about to expire. Messy!
personally i’d like them to first GTFO, then STFU and ESAD. in that order please.
Well, if they GTFO, there’s really no point in them STFU cos they’re already gone. That’s why I wanted it in that precise order.
This is going to be our point break. I insist they GTFO before the STFU. it’s easier to enforce that way.
Wow- what eloquence!
STFU
GTFO
ESAD
Been meaning to ask that myself, now I know.
And knowing is half the battle.
OMG I’m laughing so hard I’m literally drooling on my keyboard. And I have no idea why. That was so incredibly stupid that I can’t stop laughing at it. I must be slap happy from a couple sleep deprived nights thanks to a sick little girl here.
Okay, I read Rando’s translation, but when I first saw ITOP it made me think of IHOP and I got hungry.
I Totally Ordered Pancakes
You’re not dumb. It’s my invention. My greatest achievement EVAH!!!
Maybe one day. My nonexistent (yet) child will be typing it in chat a room not realizing that one of his parents was so close to its origin. This is history and i am part of it. yay! will you sign my guestbook?
I’m hoping to start an Internet meme. My one claim to fame. My kids will wear shirts that say “STFUGTFOESADITOP” to my funeral someday.
you will have STFU and GTFO by then. the children can pass on the rest of the message hopefully.
I really like that new acronym, especially “ITOP.” I hereby pronounce it cool.
Feel free to use it. Ask it for it by name!
That coming from someone who’s country elected Tony Blair.
Tony Blair was the president of the U.S.?!?! When the hell did THAT happen. I know I’m old, but surely I would have remembered that one.
It happened while Lolf was watching “Ow! My Balls” and NOT learning grammar.
*breaks out in furious street breakdancing, doing fairly impressive acrobatic moves including, but not limited to, spinning on my head, doing several aerial backflips to land apparently fairly comfortable to a splits position and several interpretive gestures suggesting that I had sex with your mother*
*spins around a few more times on my head, and comes to a stop on his side in a lounging position*
. . . Stephen Hawking . . .
. . .
Now YOU gut served!
*starts a chant of “Served!” among PK regulars*
Dammit. . . It’s “got”. And I was doing so good so far. *sigh*
*standing ovation*
nicely done. i didn’t know you were so talented.
OH SNAP.
Oh No You Didn’t!
You need Kanye’d. Hard.
He has been on American TV therefore he is American.
The same works for crediting inventions and nobel prizes acheived by foreign scientists at American universities.
That’s because we’re better than everyone else.
That does seem to be the mindset. Sometimes freedom of speech is irritating when utilized by morons. (I’m not referring to anyone here, just the people who make the above claims in Squirk’s post”
Dude, take those last two sentences out and your comment was golden. It would have been a good one buddy…
HOW COULD HE WRITE THAT?!
XD but seriously, t’was better on Futurama
All he had to do was think it.. next?
Can he think my bank account out of the red?
If he wanted to. But only if it was really interesting, ie created a new universe in the process!
He is the mind equivalent to Chuck Norris. He can knock your bank account into the blue, green, purple, then black. It will then appear in another dimension where time travels backwards and you become rich by spending more money.
Sounds enticing.
I have to wonder, though… who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Stephen Hawking’s brain?
Chuck Norris puts up a good fight, but Hawking’s brain ends up convincing (through scientific process, no doubt) Chuck to stop fighting each other and focus on helping the human species as a whole.
Stephen Hawking’s brain can kick Chuck Norris’ ass, but still won’t be as awesome as William Shatner is.
Stephen Hawking can act better than William Shatner does.
William Shatner is kind of a cad, I agree. He should act better than that being famous and all.
Sign me UP!!!!
the hawking can do anything all knee to the hawking
DUDE!!!!! Uncool!!!
Why one earth would you want everyone to knee Hawking? Not only is he a supercool guy, it is also just plain mean to assault anyone in a wheelchair.
you are sick sir. SICK!!!!
I know! Right?!!! Uber is an uber a$$hole!!
think he meant “kneel” look at the context
You kneed to get a sense of humor and fun.
he is not zod! ALL WILL KNEEL TO ZOD…then kneel hawking
Bow down, son of Jor-El!
I thought it was Xod.
I thought it was 4od.
I’m pretty sure it was Izod.
KNEEL BEFORE IZOD!
KNEEL SON OF IJOR EL!
I’m TOTALLY with you Schmoe, that guy HelOnWheels is an ass. He totally didn’t look at the context. What an IDIOT!!!
And he’s totally ripping my name.
And SHE’S totally not interested in your opinions.
She aslo apparently has no sense of humor, and is a raving defensive bitch, seeing as your name has nothing to do with mine. Have my Midol, since i can handle jokes.
CAT FIGHT!!! Woohoo!! *pulls up chair and bowl of popcorn*
He was also on Star Trek: The Next Generation and you weren’t.
Yes, but Whoopi Goldberg had a recurring role on Star Trek: TNG so therefore being on Star Trek does not equal awesome.
And they really should be nicer to h-Whil h-Wheaton.
h-Why?
Cool h-Whip, anyone?
ZOMFG I LOVE COOL H-WHIP.
*h-whips it good*
-smears charro in h-whip-
*takes pictures*
*drizzles chocolate syrup over the h-whip on Charro*
*adds cherries on top*
*steals pictures*
-grabs charro and Viking girl and pulls them into his evil troll cave under the bridge- no flash photography
*gets out night vision goggles*
If you’re going to be a voyeur, do it right, yo.
Oh mai..
*slowly crawls out of the underbridge troll cave with book in hand*
Almost finished with the chapter and they have to go and turn out the lights…
*leads Max off to the Fortress of Doom* That’s okay dear, you can read by the light of our burning enemies. I just put another corpse on the fire.
*in his best Garth Algar voice*
Can I have hot cocoa later…
Only if you lick it off me.
Well, it’s been fun, but I’ve been extended an offer I cannot refuse, The First Forced Lady and I will retire now…
*slams the door, then opens it and pokes his head out*
No calls please.
*slams the door again*
*giggles and purrs* I love it when the weather gets colder…
*borrows Rando’s night vision goggles* I love it when it gets cold too. Janie looks so cold.. So cold and.. Heeeeee.
I haven’t had cool h-whip in a h-while.
Be nice to h-Whoopi, she used to be a funny stand up comedian.
That’s on TLL, not PK
He’s British? No kidding… I couldn’t tell from the accent. Didn’t he also do a guest spot on the Radiohead song “Paranoid Android”?
I’m outraged. That is not Stephen Hawking on Radiohead’s “Paranoid Android”. Let me guess, you’d say “They all sound the same to me”. Outraged i tell you.
*spits on the ground with much machismo*
I think I just had a happee in my pants XD
*turns on his text to speech*
Hi- I’m Steefen Hawk-ings spEEch coach. You should lis-ten more carefully, I was ve-ry deli-berate in making sure Steefen kept his ac-cent.
Personally, I think the reoccurring Stephen Hawking-esque character on Family Guys was is the best (at least I don’t think it was him … side job maybe?).
“Don’t worry. They have great make-up sex” … HA!
::sigh:: *Guy
This picture made me laugh. A funny! Ah life is good.
Yes, one of the better LOLs in quite some time.
a dwarf runs through a womans legs …… he gets a clit around the ear and a flap across the face.
Not as funny.
I don’t get it.
“Larry Flynt is right!”
Larry Flynt is freakin’ awesome, I love that guy.
That is so racist. On behalf of all quadripediparapledgeic people in wheelchairs, I demand a public apology.
Ummm…
Since when is “quadripediparapledgeic” a race?
What does “quadripediparapledgeic” even mean?
This guy “Keith Hackney for President” is CLUELESS isn’t he?
He’s reaching, reaching for the lol’s, and he reached too far. Pitty him.
Pitty him? What does Pitty Pat have to do with it?
I pity the fool…
Be more funny!! *kicks KHFP in the junk*
A different approach… it works!
I consider myself an innovator.
How did paraplegics make their own “race” with the whole reproductive area and stuff..??? I already hated genius physicists everywhere. Thats a no brainer; those guys are elitists.
PS. recent poll statistics say that 85% of my comments are believed to be read with severe sarcastic undertones.
Funniest part? He can’t write.
Who needs writing with that kind of brain? He can just think and the text will appear on the blackboard.
You know, Hawking actually THOUGHT Chuck Norris into existence. And he can think him back out again.
Well, that answers my question from a few posts above this. lol
BEST EVER!!!!
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED
I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM HAVING SEEN QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME
-sighs- let bitter troll explain…
the guy in robot chair is real…the chalk board is real…someone added the who simpsons thing to make a laugh out of it…THATS THE FRIGGEN POINT OF THE WEBSITE TO BEGIN WITH.
OF COURSE IT WAS SHOPPED OR EDITED OR CHANGED!!!
THE CATS ON THE OTHER PAGE ARE NOT REALLY SPEAKING EITHER
The cats aren’t really talking?!? Oh noes! I’ll have to tell my cats to go back to meowing again! *sighs* It’s going to get really quiet in my house now…
and the dog next door is not telling you to kill people….thats really god
Is there a god lol site too? WELL WHY NOT?? We’ve got a picture of a guy in a toilet costume on the Sports LOL page, a picture of Carrot Top working out and showing a few pubes on the Celeb LOL page, why not god LOLs?
because clearly the christains would be offended, and they will protest. just like toilets will protest the guy in the toilet costume
I’m sure God has a great sense of humor. I bet God is one of those deities who is so sad because He can’t have a roast because everyone is scared of getting roasted…literally.
Didn’t Mel Brooks play God in a movie once? I’m remembering some good one-liners.
maybe your thinking of george burns, in OH GOD!!
he’s in hell now
So much for that sense of humor. Uh oh.
Hey, whoa. It was just that once, and I’d had alot to drink. I told him never again.
How old are you… 105?
24
because the islamists will start riots and behead you
I HATE when I get beheaded…
It’s way worse than a hang nail… anyone?
Gives new meaning to being “beside myself”
I was beheaded once and thought, “ZOMG is that what I look like from the back????”
Can’t deny that bald spot anymore, eh?
damn islamists…against a good god LOL and all the juice
No weezing the juice!!!
LMAO Encino Man FTW!!!
*cuddles bitter troll* There there love. It’ll be ok.
I see shops mostly at the mall.
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
We must save Selma Hayek, Artemus Clyde Frog!
You sir are brilliant.
Only she didn’t have to, because ajohnson153 did it for her.
You aren’t truly famous unless you’ve appeared on the Simpsons.I see shops mostly at the mall.
This is truly proof that even geniuses like Steven Hawking can have a great sense of humor. He has just become even cooler in my book!
Anyone else notice the HOMER SIMPSON CLOCK?!!!
Oh, good catch!
I’m sure that was there before the edited text, and that=WIN.
lazy photoshopper is lazy
Someone missed “THIS LOOKS SHOPPED”‘s eloquent dissertation above. Lazy Fehz is lazy.
wonder if someone is crying that the UN pic with the cat on the screen looks shopped..ya that might be shopped….dont think the UN has big word bubbles like that when cats magically talk
Cats don’t magically talk! They’ve got first amendment rights too ya know!
Hmm…according to my records, cats are not actually American citizens, nor is there any record of them being legal aliens. ZOMG, CATS ARE ILLEGAL ALIENS!!!! They took yer job!!!!
Oh, and since they aren’t American citizens, they have NO first amendments rights. Booyah!
Not true, actually. I WAS on the Simpsons.
“They saved Lisa’s brain”
And he has Motor Neuron Disease, he is not quadraplegic or paraplegic
AND because of MND he’s also quadriplegic:
Quadriplegic: Pertaining to quadriplegia (paralysis of all four limbs — both arms and both legs)
In case it isn’t obvious, the writing is on the photo, not “on” the chalkboard.. Stephen Hawking wouldn’t stoop so low as to brag.
You know him personally?
Durr!
Epic WIN!!!!!!!
Cruel