So if one partner
So if one partner is wearing a dress, it’s cool with everyone?
(Pro and anti-marriage equality protesters)
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Ninja edit win on his board there, no one will ever know!
Now that did make me laugh…as for the lol…I see a flame war coming…just sayin
Hey Semp, I just thought of a video I think you will get a kick out of. Both the music and the LOLs. You may have to pause it to read some of them…
Editorials and Funnies – Click here for this week’s top video clips
Well, guess I still need to learn more about html. Give an old fart a chance. That was supposed to be a test of embedding, but it only posted a link. Click the left part to see what I was going to show you.
*darn html*
Great link…thanks
LOL! I kinda like Obama and I STILL found those funny! Link moar plz!!!
There were a handful there about Bush and others too.
Completely ignore the lack of N! Ignore it!!
hehe. he likes the “sac” “tity” of marriage. Maybe it was a freudian slip?
now now he added the N after the fact. At least he caught it.
I believe in the sactity of marriage between men,
and the ovarotity of marriage between women.
Niiiice. I like that, Pitty!
WIN!
All rightie rads have serious Freudian issues,that’s where all their energy comes from,from all the pent-up frustration.
All rightie rads are Catholic???
No, silly, Pentupacostals.
No no, Untiedtarians.
OOooooohhh… Thank you! I was confused for a moment there.
Buahahaha. Nice, Pitty.
I tried to come up with a caption along those lines a couple of days ago, but I couldn’t think of anything that wouldn’t be NSFW!
I was just looking for a reason to laugh like Butthead…. so… this was good enough for me!
Need lol’s for your bung hole?
I AM CORNHOLIO! MY BUNGHOLE WILL SPEAK NOW!
You know… if you are going to protest something… buy enough of those cardboard sheets to be able to fix it if you make a spelling error. Otherwise you look like a fool. And for goodness sake, write in pencil before you start filling in the lines.
Also, I am not sure how a TV Stand and a Caution Sign equal marriage.
Wait… maybe I do…
Square + Triangle = Marriage?
i think technically it’s:
(circle+square+2(rectangle))+(circle/(triangle+2(rectangle))) = m, where m stands for the variable “marriage”.
Ugh, you just brought back terrible memories of algebra!
And a little geometry too.
Thinks about his stats lab.
*headdesk*
You forgot to carry the 2(Small Vertical Vectors) with the (circle/(triangle+2(rectangle))).
Your formula would yeild a result of marriage of paraplegics, where the sign holder is clearly trying to suggest it takes a triangle with very small arms to take care of a armless man. As god intended.
a dang it, i alwas forget to carry the 2(small vertical vectors) – that got me in physics class too. thanks for clearing that up
That’s not a tv stand and a caution sign, it’s two chairs with a headrest. The chair on the right is plain and square so it’s OBVIOUSLY the man’s chair. The chair on the left is kind of modern and probably three times more expensive so it’s OBVIOUSLY the woman’s chair.
That, combined with the space between the two chairs keeping the couple apart, are an obvious representation of marriage.
Heh. Double win, especially the last part.
Actually, it looks like a 50s sci-fi movie…and it’s sequel.
Kronos and The Bride of Kronos.
YES! I can’t believe I didn’t catch that! Kronos FTW!
Mooninite marriage FTW!
Actually, looking at the other boards, did he turn up to the wrong rally? o.O
Looks like. Wow. That’s some douche move.
At least he’s not carrying his 3-year-old daughter on his head for a staged boohoo when his adult son pretends to be mean to her from the other side.
I read that. Truly, that man and his offspring are human trash.
Every true marriage involves three people.
The biological male, the biological female and a neuter individual like a priest, imam or rabbi.
There is no room for gays in this natural order.
*hits Sqwirk with a rolled up newspaper*
On the nose?
Repeatedly.
Unroll that newspaper! Maybe someone would actually read it!!
That would double their circulation.
What if the priest,imam or rabbi is gay?
What does that have to do with newspapers?
Interdenominational homosexual activity is good for blood flow?
lmao
good point
So I wouldn’t be able to marry the transsexual I met the other night?
P.S. She would have fooled anyone, so don’t laugh.
Transsexuals are acceptable to the anti-gay-rights groups, as long as they don’t know that she’s a transsexual. It’s like the military: don’t ask, don’t tell. If it looks like a woman, if the general public thinks it’s a woman than a man can marry it.
“It”?
Is that all you got from my post? Seriously? Yes, “it”. Because my point was that if you can make anything/anybody look and pass as a woman the anti-gay-rights would accept your marriage as “normal”. It’s all about substance vs. the superficial.
We could really use a workable gender-neutral third person singular pronoun in the English language.
Yes. Who do we call about that?
I don’t know; I’ve been complaining about it for years. God knows it’s not a problem limited to referring to the transgendered; it makes writing something gender-neutral incredibly awkward.
I’m kinda partial to “shim” myself.
Well, there have been well-intentioned efforts to create one (“ze” and “hir” for example — the last one really fails badly because it only works if it’s written, not spoken!) but they’re always awkward. Probably the closest is the singular use of “they”, but that can still sound awkward.
“You” was originally just plural (“Thee” was singular), but became standard usage for singular, as well. “They” actually has a good reason for the expanded use.
In ‘Golden Witchbreed’, the author used “ke”. He and she were adults, “ke” was the pre-adult phase, neither male nor female. Rather mind-bending in the environs of the book!
Say, I like that, it works!
Thanks, but it only really works in objective tho’ … a little limited.
Herm, surely?
Ybot.
Brad Majors, how ya been? Long time no see…
Not too bad, I . . . Heyyyyyy!!!
“Promise you won’t tell Janet?”
“Cross my hea-(mmbglb)”
OH BRAD! OH SH!T!
There’s a liiiiiiiiiiiiight
Over at the Frankenstein Place
There’s a liii-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight
(Where’s Santa?!?)
Burning in the fireplace
Dr Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frankenfurter: Rocky!
Rocky: …!
A$$HOLE!!! *throws hotdog* hehehehe
Neutering is natural?? Yikes!!!
Funny how many people confuse “rational” (and their individual perception of rationality, at that) with “natural.”
It’s also funny how many people confuse “natural” with “healthy,” but that’s somewhat tangential.
There is nothing “natural” about marriage. It’s a legal state created by humans to satisfy some urge to “shackle” another human being to yourself. You don’t see cattle having big ceremonies out in the fields, or iguanas booking caterers.
Iguanas don’t book caterers? Well, sh!t. There goes my new business….. *throws away tiny business cards that smell like crickets*
you and me both. I just got ordained in the church of beefy bovines. Lousy internet scams.
*peels another tea-soiled protective layer off of her laptop*
I’m beginning to wonder when Billy Mays is going to send me a check for all those he sold. What, is the guy dead or something?
Even if he is… I can still hear the yelling..
*curls up into a ball*
All the yelling…. why…. WHY SO LOUD!?
God: “Billy, I’m sending you back down to earth.”
Billy: “As an angel? Do I need to help people more? I don’t get it?”
God: “No, you just annoy the crap out of me with your voice.”
You know what happens when you don’t let iguanas book caterers? Do you, Ivan?? They start crashing people’s wedding receptions and stealing cake, that’s what happens.
Ha! That was awesome!
That was teh awesome!
That iquana was protesting for his RIGHTS!!! The RIGHT to book a caterer should be available to all god’s creatures!!
ROFLMAO! Pure win! +35!
The cake is NOT a lie to the lizard!!! LOL!
Recent studies indicated that the iguana iguana or known as the rainforest common green iguana is one of the few completely herbivorous (plant-eating) lizard in its natural habitat.
Iguanas don’t eat crickets, so you probably should throw out those cards anyway. A nice veggie smelling card would go over better. I remember them being big fans of butternut squash.
And wedding cake. See above. LMAO
“You don’t see cattle having big ceremonies out in the fields”
I don’t know. Maybe they do but only when we aren’t watching. Secret marriages. How romantical! Like a bovine Romeo & Juliet!
But, soft! what light through yonder barn door breaks?
It is the east, and Jooliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious mooooon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou, her milk maid, art far more fair than she.
+100 Interwebs for you!
Many thanks!
O Angus, Angus! wherefore art thou Angus?
Deny thy farmer and refuse thy grain.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my stud
And I’ll no longer be a Holstein.
That was quite moooving.
Udderly amazing.
Where be these enemies? Calfulet! Montamoo!
Mooocutio: “A plague o’ both your houses! They have made burger meat of me!”
Bravo, IT & SB!
It would behoof us all to read more steakspeare!
To befe, or not to beef: that is the question:
Heifer ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and marrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
Sociologically speaking it was a mechanism for women to keep men around so that they were able to help raise their young. It’s an evolutionary thing. Maybe not in the form it is today, but for a LONG time people have been pairing up like this.
Besides marriage not being a natural occurrence, you do realize that homosexuality exists in nature right?
Just pointing something out. There are things in nature that eat dead flesh. I ain’t doing that either.
You’re a vegetarian?
Let me specify, rotten dead things. You know, like maggots, buzzards ect…..
Important distinction. I wasn’t going to offer you any of this bacon double cheeseburger.
Don’t get your hand between my teeth and that burger. Just saying…..
Now a roadkill opossum, you can have.
nom nom nom
What bacon double cheeseburger?
Actually, I only wish I had a bacon double cheeseburger. I had a salad. It wasn’t a bad salad, but it was no bacon double cheeseburger.
I just pictured a bacon double cheeseburger “salad.” Crumbled up ground beef and bacon with cheese all over the place. I call it…”cheesy meat.”
LOL…no, it was lettuce with pecans, dried cranberries, romano cheese, grilled chicken, and ranch.
Ranch with out bacon?? Are you mad, woman??!! How could you not have bacon on that salad??
I didn’t have time to cook bacon! I’m sooorrrreeeee! I will try to do better in the future!
Go eat a bacon chicken ranch gordita! NOW!
I can pretty well guarantee that’s what I’m having for dinner now. Mmmmm.
Yuck. I like my “salad” better.
Heeeee
Link in my name 
Hot Pocket…
Hot Pockets are of the devil. Invented by Satan to cause pain and suffering to humanity.
DAMMIT.
Wrong link.
Try this one, it’s topical I swear!
Italians eat cheese with maggots.
That’s why Catholics aren’t true christians.
Did you take a stupid pill this morning? And a double dose at that. I have a lot of doctrinal differences with the catholic church, and openly and freely discuss them, when it’s appropriate.
There isn’t even a hint of humor there. None. A snarky jibe that can be dismissed is one thing. You on the other hand, are just stupid in what you post. Dude.
I was just following your line of reasoning
Just out of curiosity, what about Irish Catholics? Or French Catholics? Or that really rare breed of English Catholics? I’m just curious to find out why I’m not a “true Christian”.
As one of those rare English (via Canada) Catholics, l can quite unequivocably state that I am not, in any way, shape or form. a Christian. I do like me gin and tonic, though, and a nice piece of halibut on a Friday night.
Gin and tonic. Hm, shame I don’t drink anymore… Of course, I don’t drink any less either.
You should be enjoying God instead. That’s way more important in the long run. But too many won’t realize it until it’s too late and then they’ll wish they’d accpted Christ when they had the chance.
No, you were not.
WTF??
People in India eat a lot of curry.
That’s why peanuts aren’t true nuts.
Makes about as much sense as what you just said, fu(kweasel.
I prefer the term sexferret
ty
We prefer the term stupid.
I prefer the term “donut.”
Cut that poor guy some slack. All he did was make a joke. I’m Italian and I’m not even offended.
Sqwirk is out to stir shit up today, as usual. Rub his nose in it, call him a bad troll, and put him out in the yard.
But…..I can’t use the shock collar?
PLEASE. Use the shock collar.
Yay!
I recommend my 12 gauge filled with rock salt.
That’s for ghosts
actually.. i know the cheese he’s talking about. very nasty but it’s apparently some kind of delicacy for a region in italy (that guy who finds foreign, nasty foods on the food channel did a segment on it)
he lost me with the second half though. maggots have a lot of protein, from what i understand, so they’re not entirely bad for you…. i can has clarification?
hm.. PK ate my post: anyway, the cheese is called Casu Marzu, it’s a food native to Sardinians and the maggots are used in the fermentation process and as a means to tell whether or not the cheeze is edible. Gordon Ramsey was the guy who did a segment on it. Incredibly gross.
You mean Andrew Zimmern, right?
I saw the show.
probably, i’m crappy with names
Ramsey has blonde hair and a Scottish accent. And curses excessively
While Zimmern is chunky, bald, and eats stuff your dog would look and and say, “Oh….I don’t know, man….”
Gordon doesn’t alway cuss, excessively or otherwise, and sounds far more pleasant and intelligent when he doesn’t.
oooh ramsey, hell’s kitchen guy! ok, yah it was the other dude, Zimmerman i guess.
Southern Baptists eat alot of pork.Are they not “true Christians” either?
I would think that that means they’re not Jewish or Muslim.
Or vegan.
Or Beefeaters.
Or thin.
Rood geply!
What is it with all your avatars today?
wtf???
what has eating maggots got to do with christianity?
Nor I presume would you have gay sex, so!? And FYI there are people who eat food with maggots in it. There is for instance a very expensive french cheese that is supposed to be crawling, so your comparison is double fail. But this is irrelevant, some people have gay sex, and as can be seen throughout the animal kingdom (mammals at least), it is by definition natural, and not “against Gods will” or anything unspeakably stupid like that. Just because you dont swing that way, doesnt mean its unnatural for humans.
Well just send me your address and I will be sure to gather all road kill and send it to you. And that green stuff growing in the bottom of the fridge.
You can’t say it’s entirely natural either. Even if it exists in nature, it’s an exception, and often a substitute for lack of an opposite sex mating buddy. Also do those animals that are gay go extinct, because they can’t reproduce. Some social darwinists could make you believe that this means that in our struggle for survival, there’s no place for the gays.
It could also be said that homosexuality is a population control device.
Additionally, please cite where there was an entire gay species that went extinct. I don’t think you can.
Don’t knock it till you try it!
No one is asking you to do so. No one asks straight people to marry someone of their same gender either.
re: the caption
Yes. But only if both are thalidomide babies with infant-size arms.
Awww…man.. I wanted to make the armless-marriage only reference!
Since I misphrased mine, please be my guest. ^_^
Another news brought to you from Europe:
More and more french actors, comedians and right-wing politicians gather to publicly announce their belief in the 911 conspiracy theories. The list is growing from week to week, and i’ll check french tv this evening to fond out how stupid they exactly are, to keep you updated tomorrow.
Relation to caption please?
About 90% of all comments are not related to captions, so go write your sentence some 279 more times.
And 86% of statistics are made up on the spot!
Yes, so luckily I didn’t say “exactly 90%” but “about 90%”, so that makes it an approximation rather than a statistic, hehe.
“Another news”? Not to nitpick, but is that proper grammar? Also, lol, 9/11 is about as much of a conspiracy as Roswell was.
Roswell!?
*tazes No1 and drags him to the interrogation closet*
This one knows TOO MUCH!
Ask him if he knows about Area 52. Not Area 51. That’s the one we leaked to stir up false conspiracy theories. Area 52 is where the real shit is.
Quiet!
*tazes Rando*
Oh crap sorry…. safety was off.
Grammar seems correct to me. News is invariable, takes an “s” even if it’s used in singular. Correct me if I’m wrong.
I think he’s saying, if one partner is woman passably enough to use the ladies restroom and the other is man enough to use the mens restroom without censure, then you’re golden.
You’ll notice that only those against it have spelling problems. I guess only the uneducated are against it.
No, only the misspelled signs get posted on the interwebs. It’s not funny when the sign has both proper grammar and spelling.
I saw it on the internet and it validates my beliefs. Doesn’t that make it fact?
The less educated (and less intelligent – different things entirely) tend to be terrified of the unfamiliar and, generally lacking intellectual curiousity, disinclined to learn about what they are unfamiliar with. Hence, poorly worded signs shouting their terror to the world.
That makes sense. Now we just need a way to educate these people, whether they want to learn or not!
Does that mean the guy with the “Abolish Money” sign was raised in abject poverty?
Maybe. Anyway, I did say “tend to be”, not “are”. There’s a little grey in every stance. Or there should be.
I probably should have done something to indicate that I was joking.
In general, I think you’re correct that limited education and limited experience increase fear of the unknown.
And also makes people easier to manipulate to certain political or moral stances.
Which is why many colleges can be dangerous places.
*sigh*
Sometimes I really can’t tell without the smiley face. And I really need to learn how to apply one of those things. As well as the angry face.
Oh, why don’t I just be honest about it – mostly the angry face.
Smilie face : ) without the space
Frowny > : ( without the spaces
but you can find more by googling emoticons…
Thanks!
I border on complete useless vis-a-vis computer stuff
.
Then you just need some practice.
Here’s another fun one–if you want the evil-smiling demon…
: twisted : Just remove the spaces.
also–laughing smilie : lol :
–you can learn a lot of them by right-clicking on the smilie, and then scrolling down to ‘properties’.
Not if you use Just for Men! I hear that will take care of your gray!
Sanctity…wow. What a smart man. He did catch it, I have to give him that…but still. You think he would’ve made a new sign. It’s not helping the anti-equality agenda to look like an idiot.
Actually….I wonder if some of the people with horribly misspelled, ignorant looking signs at protests and rallies might be supporting the other side of whatever issue it is, and make deliberately stupid signs. Just a thought.
I thought that too.
Woohoo, sabotage!
I can’t stand it, I know you planned it…
I can’t stand it, you know I planned it
I’ma set it straight, this watergate
I can’t stand rockin’ when I’m in here
cos your crystal ball ain’t so crystal clear
So, while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fVcking thorn in my side
Oh my god, it’s a mirage!
I’m tellin all y’all IT’S SABOTAGE!
What are the odds that both of us would read “Sabotage” and instantly think Beastie Boys at the same time?
You know what they say about great minds…
They’re all in the gutter together!
Pretty good actually. I think of that song EVERY time I hear the word Sabotage. BTW, who thought the video for that song was the best ever? *looks around suspiciously for Kanye*
Rando I’m happy for the Beastie Boys and all, But first I gotta say that the video for “Bohemian Rhapsody” was the best evar, yo!
Dang it
I was supposed to add in there “and Imma let you finish.”
KANYE FAIL!
Then allow me to announce that the Beastie Boys are in fact working on a new album… that should be out middle of next year!
WOOOOOHOOOO!
I really liked the Beastie Boys when they made correct punkrock, but that time has loooong gone.
“Correct” punk rock?
yah, language barrier, correct has another meaning here.
It’s possible that someone else caught the error…just sayin’
When does anti-equality not look ignorant? I think that in and of itself that’s an ignorant possition to take, being anti-equality that is.
Oh look….another lol belittling the opinions of the political right buy using the least intelligent of their numbers to represent the rest. How original.
Get over yourself. We’re belittling this guy. Although I will happily belittle you if you’re against gay rights if you wish.
Dude, you….
*headdesk*
*cries*
Can’t we all please learn to proofread?
BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! I didn’t even notice that the first time!! Irony, FTW!
Anyone else notice he posted right under the “Maybe people deliberately make stupid errors while pretending to be on the other side” thread? Might be coincidence, might not.
i do believe he’s in that “least intelligent of their numbers” part.
And in this case “their numbers” could very well be the planet’s numbers.
good call…
I’m always looking for the political right buy… I mean… everyone else has a politician in their pocket.. why can’t I?
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE POCKET POLITICIAN! HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO HAVE SOME REAL INPUT ON THE LAWS THAT AFFECT YOU, BUT YOU DON’T THINK YOU CAN AFFORD TO BUY A POLITICIAN?
WELL I’M HERE WITH THE OFFER OF THE DECADE; IF YOU BUY 2 REPRESENTATIVES FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF ONLY $500_000.00, I’LL THROW IN 3 CONGRESSMEN FREE.
THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS, BUY 2, GET 3 FREE!!
I just have to wonder…why is it that the majority of those getting fired up about preserving the sanctity of marriage seem to be male,when it’s usually men who are commitment-phobic and don’t want to marry?
Opposed to those that are commitment-phobic and ‘do’ want to marry?
I.e. the can’t-keep-it-in-their-pants crowd.
On a similar note, how many of these vocal “GAYZ ARR EEEEVIIIILLLL!” types have turned out to be gay now? I believe there’s been at least five or so. I’m just saying…
Yo, gay guys, I’mma let you finish but what you’re doing is sinful and evil and mind if I join in?
Its simple. You make sure all the other males but you are strapped down with a wife and convince them not to cheat. Then the single women world is your oyster.
It wouldn’t matter how ugly you were, eventually the single women would get so Hor*y that they would have to come to you.
Well….there’s other option, you know. Just saying.
Dammit, I left out an “s”…..I’m as bad as the guy with the SIGN!
*headdesk*
Eeeeeeevil… (^_^)
I like to think of myself as “creative” and “flexible”, but I’ll take “evil”!
You know, I have noticed a trend with you the last few lols and all of them point to your naughty side. Writing porn, glistening arms, NSFW with the “sactity” and now you know about all these other option(s). You are dirty!
Just saying.
Don’t say it like it’s a bad thing.. it certainly has piqued MY interest!
Bow-chicka-bow-wow.
Preserve SACTITY of marriage. ??
The world is full of brilliant people.
.. full of brilliant people with opinions.
opinions, poor spelling, giant wooden sticks, black markers, and poster boards. Dear god… what have we done?!
We? How many of ‘em do you take responsibility for?
We’ve let them into our politics, that’s what we’ve done.
Woah. Straight conservative bigots make fugly signs. Obviously any color means your a homosexual. If they really cared they would put some effort into it – get some freaking glitter!
My a homosexual what? What of mine is homosexual?
Your sofa.
Yeah… your sofa’s pretty gay…. I’m just sayin…
OH! OH! A REPUBLICAN IS HOLDING A SIGN!!
Lets see…are there any spelling mistakes? There’s one! Oh darn, he corrected it. Oh well. There’s a pic of an Obama supporter with a stupid sign, maybe I could……..DAMMIT! I HAVE TO INSULT REPUBLICANS THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING WRONG! WAIT! That illustration of the man and woman, that thing is rather poorly drawn. I can feign ignorance and pretend they’re both men! HA! I knew I could do it!
(I wish we put this much effort into other things…)
What?!
On that note … this Sunday is my one year anniversary. I promise not to destroy the sactity of any marriages. PROMISE!
When?
Who’s on first?
That would be “Chrisman125″.
…you’re right. Good call, thanks. LOL
(OMG, I said first! Have I invoked the ordinal post rule?)
You said it twice Rando.
You obsess too much. How do you know he’s a republican, I’ve met democrats who oppose gay marriage, how do you think Prop 8 passed in California? Stop taking crazy pills, it wasn’t even addressing the spelling issue, although the remarkable level of consistency with which that occurs speaks volumes of these morons…
Still good…
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
That’s always entertaining, thanks.
There are a lot of good points in that, but they are sort of covered up by silly comparisons.
aka reductio ad absurdum
God loves all humans gay, straight whatever…
God hates Republicans.
The Devil loves Democrats. So what is your point?
*snort*
This is true. I’m sure God was a Republican in the Old Testament, but he seems to have come over all Democrat in the New Testament. Maybe fatherhood does that to a guy….
I don’t think God cares about any political party that cares about lining it’s pockets with money, and that would qualify Dems and Republicans.
“I don’t think God cares about any political party.”
There I fixed that for you.
“Shall the rabbit layeth in the fields with the LLama? Did the Ass not covet the chicken? Has the Annointed one …uh …well… Ah Cr*p, I need a beer….Screw this!
Well, at least you tried.
Tho shalt not covet thy neighbour’s ass…. there it is in black & white!
What if she has a nice rack?
Well then you’re coveting your neighbor’s rack, Booyah! Absolved!
There’s always a loophole, especially for boobies.
Boobs will always have a loophole….. always.
Whoa–the Ass is after the chicken? Cross species sex! The apocalypse is upon us!!!
*suddenly has a yearning for 3rd season Buffy the Vampire Slayer*
*sings*
Which came first!?
The chicken or the Ass?!!
AGAIN?????
Shhh… Do. Not. Summon. It.
I was completely lost until “I need a beer.” Now you’re speaking my language.
Communist God?
Sounds like my kind of fella!
If you could find a communist that wasn’t lining his pockets then I can’t say that I disagree.
+5
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Are you saying you are hard core left? That we already know.
Very quotable. (^_^)
If allowing gay marriage will encourage others to be gay,why hasn’t centuries of straight marriage encouraged everyone to be straight?
I believe he was being sarcastic, parodying the ceo-conservatives’ appearent thought processes. At least I hope he was being sarcastic…
The poster implies that marriage should be between a man and a woman. Doesn’t say they have to be straight…..
I smell a f*cking loophole!
Gay is okay.*
*As long as you remain in a loveless sham of a heterosexual marriage and deny your true self. Or get it on the side while nobody knows.
A little gay is ok, but queer is not!
“A little gay” = pocket homosexual! I think this is a job for Billy Mays’ marketing.
Does it come with the Pocket Politician?
No, that’s extra. And you have a very, very limited selection of Pocket Politicians that are available for sale to the same household as the Pocket Homosexual.
I’m sorry, I accidentally put my Pocket Politician in the same pocket as my Pocket Homosexual, and they…..well, they seem to be up to something down there. Can I return them for a refund?
Nope. The warranty clearly states that there will be no refunds should you place the two together in the same pocket, even if you say it was an “accident”. Should they be discovered together the Pocket Politician will be unable to employ any plausible denial tactics in the “affair”. You’re going to have to rename your Pocket Politician as Pocketed Homosexual.
He’s being hounded by the press now. It’s….pretty ugly.
just as long as they other wears a box and has neither of them has arms. but whoever wears the dress is permitted shoulder stubs.
No no no. The guy on the right is clearly the Man in the Box from the Alice in Chains song.
on the left I mean. Wow. I know left & right.
You’re doing better than I do most days… -.-
You’re such a conservative Rando…
*head asplodes*
No, no, it’s a Gonk droid from Star Wars.
MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN GONK ROBOTS AND TRIANGLE PEOPLE ONLY.
Triangle Man. Triangle Man. Triangle Man hates Person Man. They have a fight. Triangle wins. Triangle Man.
No, it would seem marriage is between squares and rectangles. Also, apparently they’re not allowed to get married if they have arms, as neither do in his illustration.
*sigh* …squares and TRIANGLES…
So does that mean rectangles aren’t allowed to marry?
Apparently not. At least according to this sign.
What about circles?
Maybe when a circle and a rectangle get married, we get little pentagons?
There are no circles in Iran.
No pentagons either..
No! He wants specifically a Square and a Triangle.
But what will the offspring of a square & a triangle be?
A heptagon?
If we keep posting about shapes intermarrying,the conservatives may protest.
How does one protest through the interwebs?
We’d all get banned for spam.
Or the outcome of THIS union (clicky…)
*blinks*
I just…. can’t believe…. wow.
I’d hate to see their honeymoon.
Completely fvcking wacko, she’s doin’ it rite!
“she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.”
Uh, I wouldn’t want to be the doctor that has to removed the splinters.
That has GOT to be some type of elaborate put-on. Performance art of some kind?
I think there’s something a bit Monty Python about it…
A kid’s drawing of a house?
anti-marriage equality protesters???
wow…
me and my sister want some “marriage equality”
and my dog… equal has a meaning too
liberalism truly IS a mental disorder!
and if you don’t believe me, just ask Whoopi Goldberg, the “child advocate” who thinks it’s ok to drug and rape a child.
Sensationalism fail
You’re a complete moron who doesn’t even deserve to be acknowleged. So shut up until your brain begins to work.
P.S. Writing 101: Capitalize the first letter in a sentence. I.E.: You are a total idiot!
Sounds like someone isn’t getting any…
Well if they’d apply the peanut butter correctly then maybe the dog wouldn’t be so ill about it.
Aww cmon guys don’t be so mean they brought us gifts…
*looks inside the box*
Look he/she brought all band-AIDS! How nice!
Now this is why, no matter how fiscally conservative I may be, I could never, ever, under any circumstances, fall in with the conservative crowd. Plus the clothes are bad.
You’re interesting. Do you do parties?
You know what my favorite part of these is? They most ignorant and hateful people are always too dumb to spell simple words correctly. Really drives home the level of apparent inbreeding amongst these morons.
You misspelled “The” in your second sentence. Irony FTW.
Actually, I think it should have read, “They are the most ignorant..”
Would that be a double irony?
No. It should be “…The most…”, otherwise you get “…They are the most…people are always too dumb…” which just isn’t English.
You clowns DO realize that your Messiah, The One, The Destroyer of all things American that you all hate, the stealth communist and biggest liar to ever hold the office of President of this once great country…
IS AGAINST “GAY MARRIAGE”!!!! Oh I’m sorry, he’s “anti-marriage equality”.
But of course, since virtually everything he says is a lie, that probably is too but he did say it. Since you, of course, are all going to say he’s NOT a liar, he therefore IS “anti-marriage equality”. OMG!!!!
You mean Obama’s gone rogue??
Obama is that chick from x-men?
Anything that Ignorance is Bliss says is meaningless. So don’t hunt for one. You’ll just hurt your head.
Stealth communist. Does that mean he’s really good at Metal Gear Solid? I suck at that game. Splinter Cell too.
Dude……………………… I can’t wait for Conviction.
I only have a PS2, a GameCube, and a weak ass PC. I’m not waiting for anything.
They dropped the prices on all the most recent systems recently, I suggest the X-Box 360 if you can afford it. I have one and I love it, it’s much cheaper than the PS3 and has a better library of games than either of the other consoles. They’ve even fixed most of the issues by now!
I just bought a PS3 at a much reduced price with a bigger hard drive? Why the PS3? I wanted a Blue-ray player as well.
After considerable time saying “We don’t NEED a PS3, we have a PS2 and a Wii!” I’ve finally given in. I think we’re getting one for Christmas.
I voted for Bob Barr so try again troll.
You, sir, have some major issues. I recommend seeing a psychiatrist, as you seem to be suffering from hallucinations revolving around the 44th president of the united states.
So, let’s grant that the two figures are supposed to represent a man and a woman. So, man + woman = marriage, okay. Does that mean that any time a man and a woman meet, they should get married? I mean, it’s mathematical!
Yes. You are now married to that woman who was on the elevator with you this morning. She says to bring home a carton of milk.
Hey, being in favor of protecting real marriage actually makes US the pro-marriage ones. And it has nothing to do with dresses or anything. It has everything to do with the fact that we need to quit thinking we’re better than God and trying to ignore his plan for marriage. It doesn’t matter how you repackage sin, it’s still sin, plain and simple. People also need to quit thinking of it as being like skin color or race or whatever. You’ll find a lot of ex-gays out there but you’ll never find an ex-black, for example.
Blah blah god blah. You do NOT find alot of “ex-gays”. You find a FEW people denying their sexuality because some religious douche convinced them that they are going to burn in “hell” if they don’t pretend to be straight. Fu(k off, douchenozzle.
I would guess you also find some people who are somewhat bisexual and experimented with it at some point, but decided they preferred the opposite sex if available; depending on how a person defined “ex-gay” they might include them.
Totally anecdotal, but I know at LEAST 3 people who decided, after years of marriage and kids, that they were gay, but I don’t know anyone who’s gone the other direction — so in my experience, ex-straights outnumber ex-gays.
The closest I can come is a couple, one of whom decided that he was Bi after years in a gay relationship, which led to a conversation in which one of my female friends said “I’ve never been asked to sleep with someone’s boyfriend before, particularly not by a man!”
Yeah…I’m guessing that doesn’t happen a whole lot! Lol…
Primarily because that would be a good reason to get slapped into next week?
I was thinking more “incredibly awkward”.
True. I was erroneously thinking of it as though the asker and askee were in a relationship, a la Chasing Amy.
Steve Martin was born a poor black child…and look at him now!
Do your research, dumbass.
michael jackson??
(or is that still not allowed, cos hes dead.)
No, that’s fine here. Also an excellent example.
Of being born a poor black boy and growing up to be an extremely-eccentric rich white woman?
Yes.
(Sorry, there are SO MANY things he’s a good example of that it’s hard to be sure.)
@MM
You’re an intolerant douche. That is all.
only good marriage beetween a rectangle and a triangle!
Is that something like the very old quote “The only good Indian is a dead Indian”?
I believe they prefer the term “native american.”
If they’re dead, who cares what their preferences were!
Well, at the time the quote originated they would have burst out laughing if you had tried to correct them with “Native American.” Then they would have sent you to clean the outhouse.
Is your nickname an acronym for Ahmadinedjad?
You’re not any more clever than the first time you asked.
why don’t they have any arms? so only armless square and triangle people can marry? and apparently ones that cannot spell sanctity. yea idiots!
your mom has a sactity
Yes the only requirement for “proper” marriage is one person wearing a dress.
So, let me see if I get this right…a walking fridge can marry a walking traffic cone? Where’s the sanctity in that?
Dude, if these Republicans REALLY wanted to preserve the sanctity of Marriage, instead of preventing marriage from happening, they’d instead outlaw divorce. Since, according to Republicans, Hell is eternal, Marriage should be, too! I just wish we could convince soulless womanizing pigs like Newt Gingrich to stay with the next disease-ridden harlot they marry at a drive-in chapel in Vegas after a dozen or martinis.