Do me a favor, will ya?
Do me a favor, will ya? If Cheney comes around, better hide this thing or we’re all gonna die.
(George W. Bush)
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You have died of dysentery.
We should be so lucky.
And lost your oxen in the river.
Oh god! That made my day… Now if only there were some Gizmos and Gadgets and Odell Down Under references…
The Oregon Trail is an educational computer game developed by Don Rawitsch, Bill Heinemann, and Paul Dillenberger in 1971 and produced by MECC in 1974. The game was inspired by the real-life Oregon Trail and was designed to teach school children about the realities of 19th century pioneer life on the trail. The player assumes the role of a wagon leader guiding his party of settlers from Independence, Missouri, to Oregon’s Willamette Valley by way of the Oregon Trail via a Conestoga wagon in 1848.
Little jimmy drowned while you were fording the river.
NOOOOOO! Not little Jimmy!
Because Cheney accidentally shot someone!
you were explaining this why…?
Because it was funny to me. And I do what I want!
Cartman?
That’s what I was thinking too.
Yeah, thats where it came from!
Whatever! I do what I want!
Fine. But can you sing an entire Styx song in one breath?
A good portion of it. I used to have a group of friends who were all a little more than obsessed with South Park.
Come and sail away with me…. uh… you guys!
Sorry, the boat was already gone when I arrived at the docks. So, I’m leaving on a jet plane instead. I’ll meet you there.
I was late getting to the terminal so here I go…. on the road again…
…you don’t buckle up you’re on the road again……
Out through the windshield and across the median,
Buckle up or you’re on the road again…….
On the road again!
Here comes a semi roarin’ down the highway!
You can’t move a limb!
Now those 18 wheels are gonna teach the hard way,
There’s just one way……
Stay off the road again!
It really hurts to lose a pound of skin…..
Who wants a roadburn from your toes up to your chin?
Buckle up or you’re on the road again.
Buckle up or you’re on the road again!!!!
(I’m a sick, sick person who listens to way too much radio)
Don’t look now.. Momma’s got ‘er boobs out!
…showin’ everybody in town!
You know froo… if I had a million dollars…
I’d buy you a green dress, Max. But not a real green dress, cuz that’s cruel.
“froofrou the Barenak…” is a great name. Even when knowing how it should continue, I find it much more fun to contemplate what a Barenak might be.
Is it cut off on your screen, Danbala? I can see the entire thing on mine….
Oh, it’s only cut off in the “Recent Comments”-square, which is where I always follow the ongoing discussions here.
OH!!!! Sorry. I’m sweating like a whore in church right now and my brain isn’t working
Or sweating like a Bare naked lady in church… specifically one that usually wears a nun’s uniform!
My caption was funnier.
What was yours?
The one about Tom Cruise.
Not bad. It made me smile.
I thought it was funny, too!
was it more topical?
Er, no.
Hide it from Bush instead, if he finds it he’ll try and start another war with someone.
He has but one gun! But beware!
Obama wouldn’t know what it was.
He’d shoot his toe off.
Hmmm, no-toebama!
Sarah Palin could show him how to use it though…
Heck, I may hate her guts, but anyone who can shoot a moving target from a helicopter is a pretty good shot! Not that I approve of hunting from helicopters either…
I could be wrong, but I think this one will be funny to most people regardless of affiliation. No promises for extremists on either side.
Bush himself has cracked jokes about Cheney doing that, so it should be fair game hopefully.
Cheney is fair game.
To Cheney, old men are fair game, especially during quail season….
There is a hunting season for Dan Quayle?! Cool!
(couldn’t resist!)
um, in the same sense that Gerald-Ford-tripping-on-stairs is fair game.
These are supposed to be “news” LOLs.
It could be worse. It could be Sarah Palin or a joke making fun of GWB. Not my favorite LOL, but I’ll take it.
Bush jokes not so funny…but cheny wanting to shoot me bitter troll in the face will always be fun-BANG-
Cheney just uses sissy little birdshot, stings like hell, but no big damage. Watch out for Palin and her .30-06 though, when she shoots a lawyer, he doesn’t get back up.
ya but when cheney shoots you its all a suprise ( well judge guy was suprised ) palin comes in a choppah..you get plenty of warning…nothing you can do to avoid it but the warning lets you get use tot he idea
I thought it was funny
Me too
Please note, this is not a Bush LOL, this is a Cheney LOL that just happens to have Bush’s picture in it. So keep yer “another Bush LOL OMG” to yourself.
*headdesk*
Yes, but it all makes Obama look bad, praise be his name!
There’s nothing new going on with Obama right now, it’s been the same story for weeks now. Even FOX has gotten bored of it, and you have to admit, Cheney does love guns a little too much…
Dude, trolling about how Democrats “worship” Obama is just lame and old. None of us worship him, and if anyone does, those are fringe looneys we don’t want to associate with anyway. Find a better way to troll, dude.
I myself enjoy the parodying of our names too.
When your first impression is going to be that of an insult reminiscent of a 1st grader, the rest is just going to be plain entertaining
Perfect companion piece for this LOL… the Bob Rivers parody “Cheney’s Got a Gun”
Possibly the smartest thing Bush has ever said!
Oh how clever and witty you are!
Bush is out of office. He has been out for a long time now. Get over it.
9 months or so on my calendar; that’s not a long time in any sense except political memory.
Ha ha! Cheney shot a guy! Ha ha!
You guys are about as timely as a 40-year old Laugh In sketch.
The classics never die, dude.
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Orly?
That’s all you got as a “clever” response? C’mon. If you’re going to troll at least be entertaining.
Well, we can’t all live in the imaginary 1950s; not enough room.
is your nick an anagram for Ahmadinedjad?
I wasn’t aware anyone could SPELL Ahmedini….. I’m clueless.
Ahmadinejad is spelled just like it sounds…well at least how I pronounce it.
Though I like that Craig Ferguson calls him “I’madinnerjacket.”
I like “Imadenutjob” too
How do you spell that?
A, c, phlegm, . . .
link – key bit starts at 1:50
Nope. Is yours an anagram for Krackhead Needs D*ck for Porn?
Nesting fail. S’posed to be under KHfP response above.
Old news is old. Therefore making it olds.
Can we at least get another Biden Lol? I thought he was a goldmine for clownish pictures…
They don’t put him in front of the camera enough, lest he say something… unsavory.
^This is true, unfortunately. He was very entertaining when the let him out of his room.
Trouble is, there only so many times you can make a joke out of “Wow, that’s an amazingly-dumb facial expression.” Plus, I dunno if O-face jokes would be allowable on the main page.
I dunno. They did it with Bush jokes… ad nauseum.