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Now even underprivileged children can access porn, the way our founding fathers intended.
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Eschatology (from the Greek ἔσχατος, Eschatos meaning “last” and -logy meaning “the study of”) is a part of theology and philosophy concerned with what is believed to be the final events in the history of the world, or the ultimate destiny of humanity, commonly referred to as the end of the world. While in mysticism the phrase refers metaphorically to the end of ordinary reality and reunion with the Divine, in many traditional religions it is taught as an actual future event prophesied in sacred texts or folklore. More broadly, eschatology may encompass related concepts such as the Messiah or Messianic Age, the end time, and the end of days.
The Latin word aeon, (from the Greek aion) meaning “century” (connotation “age”), may be translated as “end of the age (or historical period[1])” instead of “end of the world”. The time distinction also has theological significance; while the end of time in mystical traditions relates to escaping confinement in the “given” reality, some religions believe and fear it to be the literal destruction of the planet (or of all living things) – with the human race surviving in some new form, ending the current “age” of existence.
Most modern eschatology and apocalypticism, both religious and secular, involves the violent disruption or destruction of the world, whereas Christian and Jewish eschatologies view the end times as the consummation or perfection of God’s creation of the world.
For example, according to ancient Hebrew belief, life takes a linear (and not cyclical) path; the world began with God and is constantly headed toward God’s final goal for creation.
Comeback win
Congratulations – take a small computer out of petty cash…
Underprivileged –> privileged! Just add pr0n!
Ben Franklin would be proud.
Maybe with those laptops someone could look up the correct way to spell “privilege?”
Not likely.
Underage, underprivelage, the spelling is correct for children who haven’t attained the privel age yet.
Cause they’d be too busy watching pr0n.
The Spell Checker must have been broken on the crappy little Green Machine…
Dood – don’t those things crash when a picture loads?
Can it even pull video? Srsly?
No, they don’t crash. Yes, they manage video. Yes, you should research before you comment on something that you know very little about. My father and I both have one of these, they’re excellent.
dey’re typin’ in dialeckt
That you think people should spell correctly just shows your privilege.
Dude, for real. Everyone knows it’s privaledge.
Privet hedge?
Calvin Coolidge?
Common knowledge?
Porn is not a new idea. It’s been around for centuries. It’s just a way for regular guys to see extremely hot chicks naked that they knew would never have a chance to screw.
Check out the Renaissance period art. Pr0n at it’s classiest.
We just have better resolution these days.
And streaming audio!
And webcams! Anything to see more big boobies!
then again, a shoe magazine would be porn to some cultures… all in perspective
And for folks who aspire to be Quagmire.
Giggity.
Hey, in the explody countries, any picture of a woman where you can see her exposed ankles is porn. We have it great here!
hey Baybee, hey Baybee…
Ya wanna see my Ankles?
Maybe I’ll even show a little… knee! Ho yeah!!
What will the moral police think?
LOL, explody countries! That’s just great!
I worked in an explody country once. In the construction industry. The nearest you could get to porn was when the Nordic Sauna rep came to visit with the catalogues he’d smuggled in. One of them had a nipple in it….
Ben Franklin was actually a pretty big fan of pron.
I read that there were quite a few things he was a fan of…
His sex tape is legendary, but very very rare.
You need special 3D bifocals to see it correctly.
You don’t want to know what he attached to the kite this time. O_O
*barfs*
I submit that there’s nothing wrong with pornography at any age.
Dr Gimp likes submission.
But, as the mother of two sons and a women rights advocate, I disagree with his/her above submission.
… although I DO let my sons use the computer, I recently helped send MACs to Ethiopia, and am happy to teach kids APPROPRIATE use of technology. ThankYouVeryMuch.
Me too. When you’re 14 you do NOT need industrial strength porn to get off. Strewth, an underwear catalogue was more than enough for me in those days.
Hehe, you really must hate africans pretty bad, in order to send them Macs!
You sent Macs to people in Ethiopia? Haven’t they suffered enough?
At *any* age? I think that’s a bit of a reach.
Only if you can’t explain it to a child. And if you aren’t competent enough to teach your children about sex and what pornography is, you probably shouldn’t have kids. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying to feed it to them, and I doubt they’ll find it day one of their little lives. But they will find porn, and it’ll be before you think they should. So you should let them know everything they need to know, and don’t fill their heads with the nonsense that porn is BAD, because it isn’t.
I dunno. Look at some of that 70’s stuff. Eewww! Those hairstyles!
Ya know… some people have a thing for Aquanet…
Yeah, but not in the crotch region.
Oh.. THOSE hairstyles…. Oh… ew….
It is a way to be sure your partner is not underage…!
Well, I personally find that asking is more polite than using that technique for age verification. Not that it’s really necessary for anybody old enough to want to date me….
I guess I’m showing my own age, in that the shaved pubes in modern pr0n make me think of pedophilia. I know it’s done for camera angles, and to make the guy’s equipment seem longer…but I keep thinking ‘underage, underage’!
Well, as for the reason it’s done, I think your first guess is probably nearer the mark. Anyway. Ahem. Lovely weather we’ve been having, don’t you think?
Someone has to chime in and complain about what a disaster the OLPC program turned out to be…might as well be me…
What… kids in Africa didn’t like their speak-n-spell machines?
Well, at least we were able to share our plastic and mercury…
(better?)
Was probably China’s plastic, probably their mercury too…
Worst caption ever on FB.
Wait, this is Facebook?
I didn’t know we got captions on facebook, is that a new app?
*facebooks* OW! Gawd… how can you guys stand to do this?
Just another sign that most of us are online too much.
*shuts down laptop and runs outside*
Pfft. Outside.
*plays Go Outside game on Facebook*
What is this “outside” that you speak of?
You made me lol so hard. Thanks Max.
*cleans diet pepsi from computer screen*
Just a notice to Ming, who obviously can’t read- WE’RE NOT FACEBOOK. NOR REMOTELY SIMILAR.
FAILBLOG*
He meant Failblog for sure.
That kid has some fly eyeglasses… if he’s lookin’ at porn, no one will call him a nerd.
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