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Breaking News – Wookies plan to take over Iraq.
(Soldiers in Ghillie suits)
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Breaking News – Wookies plan to take over Iraq.
(Soldiers in Ghillie suits)
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: gigabolver1 via Breaking News Builder
I love lol’s that just want to be funny. No agenda. No preaching. Just funny.
*basks in the glory*
I don’t even care that it’s a meh.
While I agree, I am sure there are people among us (us who frequent PK, I mean) who will be able to find either an anti- or a promilitary agenda in this caption. Conspiracy paranoiacs are reliable like that. ;p
It’s definitely pro-military propaganda. Have you seen Wookies? They’re armed to the teeth and they use the military as an excuse to kill civilians!
Stupid troll. [Hits it] Be more funny!
No, the anti-military part is the ‘take over iraq’ part.
Yes, thank you for seriously being a troll as opposed to trying like Keith did.
I thought it was funny…
And of course, Wookiee is spelled wrong.
When the Scottish show up to reclaim the South, this is what we’ll see.
Stupid troll. [Hits back] Be funnier yourself!
Yo Keith and Dhoti, I understand that you’re trolling each other and I’m happy for you. I’mma let you finish but the trolls from “Peer Gynt” are some of the greatest trolls of all time. OF ALL TIME.
It’s all in the signature song. Or, at least closely related to it.
I’ve often wondered what was being smoked, or otherwise consumed, at the time when that music was written! Fermented lichen?
*has The Hall of the Mountain King playing in her head*
THat’s really true.
Question: Who wrote Peer Gynt?
Google it. ;p
Statement: No, I already know, I wanted to see if Lefty knew.
Right. For some weird reason the formatting with “Question: …” made me think you meant it as a question to the public. Sorry. :p
In Soviet Russia, Peer Gynt write you.
Peer Gynt was written by Edvard Grieg. We’re playing it in Orchestra at school. Not an arrangement, the actual thing.
Ibsen (or is it Ipsen). . . Crap. . . brain fart. . . It’s I*sen something. . .
Question: What’s eating Gilbert Grape?
*is back from doing “the Google”* It’s Ibsen.
*acts like he knew that the whole time*
Ibsen was one radical dude for his time!
Gilbert Grape? Isn’t he one of the Fruit of the Loom guys?
No, you’re thinking of his weird half brother Gordon.. he was ’seedless’ you know.
He’s eating fruit!
Yo lefty, you’re doin a great job an’ all, and I’m happy for you. Imma let you finish but “Randomness” was the greatest troll of ALL TIME!!
And I base this Kanye moment off the fact that Randomness got banned…. and f*cking ERASED!! Most trolls just give up and leave… he got taken out of PK existence!
And you know, that had to be huge blow to his ego! I still laugh thinking about him sitting there going, “Wait, WTF?!?!?!”
Seriously I mean… getting banned from posting is one thing… but having every memory of you ERASED is another. I felt like I was in “Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind” PK edition…
Shouldn’t that have been, “Eternal Sunshine after the Randomness Kind”?
No because that would MUUUUUUURDEEEEEER the name!
The same happened to me on Failblog.
I got banned for life, for acting like evil Kanye ville.
Oh, repetition of the Darien scheme….lol.
It probably would happen too, we’re bright that way.
Kewel; I’ll be in it
(real Scot from Scotland).
They should sod off back up north and reclaim Scotland.
No one will recognize a moving bush out in the middle of the desert! Brilliant!
Not in a desert camo scheme, they won’t. And certainly not from 600-plus meters.
Even a line of them snaking through the sand!
I watched a documentary on snipers the other day. Don’t waste your time looking for them with binoculars, you will just die with a hole in them. With that rifle they use now, and the computer/gps/wind/ect…. tool they use, you better not have any allergies to lead.
All the better reason to dress up like a bush!
Dress up like Bush and you will get shot. W or H.
Yeah…. I can imagine the Bush Sr/Jr Halloween masks are not big sellers in Iraq…
How can they be? You get pelted with a shoe before you even make it to the checkout line.
^ Win.
I would have thought different. Pretty darn scary for the average Iraqi.
Dress up like Cheney and people run away, thinking you’re gonna shoot them! YAY DUALITY!
It’s like on Toy Story. You could almost swear you saw it move, but you think your therapist will call you crazy.
Shambling mounds from D&D! Anybody? Anybody? ::sigh:: I am geek absolute …
HA! Garden weasel of disintegration maybe?
RUN AWAY!!!!!!
Too hot to be all ghillied up if you ask me.
Better to break a sweat than take a bullet in the ass if you ask me.
Re-hydrating beats ass surgery!!!
If you don’t rehydrate, does that mean eventually you’ll be farting dust?
No, that happens when you get old.. I know
*speaks while standing on eds lawn*
Eds, I don’t think you’re old. I think you’re seasoned.
And boy howdy, was I ever ’seasoned’ last night!
*facepalm* I’ll get the Oust….
*gags*
Good God man! What did you eat??!?
Is it bad that the first thing I noticed was the misspelling of ‘Wookiees?’
I was having flashbacks to “SwampThing” myself.
That’s the first thing I noticed too
I actually scrolled down to see if anyone else had mentioned that. I was going to say something if they hadn’t. Haha.
Sadly, I did too.
Call the Stormtroopers!
GROOOOONK!
(best attempt at wookie noise)
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
You are a disgusting, fuzzy, little nerf herder!!
Who’s “fuzzy”?
“Someone move this walking carpet, someone move this walking carpet…” I don’t know how to do name links or I would. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!
But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this post? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this post! It does not make sense!
Oh no, Rando’s using the Chewbacca defense! Everyone look for pictures of Shaq holding pandas to try and counter!
You need an actual picture for that?
Shaq is holding a panda. Your argument is invalid.
Your mother was a hamster. Your argument is invalid.
The cake is a lie. Your argument is invalid.
Robocop is riding a unicorn. Your argument is invalid.
The Aztecs invented the vacation. Your argument in invalid.
The panda is shooting children. Your argument is invalid.
Are they Canadian?
The children, or the panda?
Well, I don’t think it’s the panda. There’s only one..
*snerk*
They are Laplanders. Your argument is invalid.
looks more like old gregg from the mighty boosh.
Yay British humour!
More like Sandpeople to me.
Humor quite likely takes a bit of the edge off knowing that you could be killed.
It worked for me..
lolwut?
Sarge: “Did you see that? Just over the hill?”
Emerson: “Sure did Sarge, looks to me like a smoke trail from a fire fire…”
Sarge: “Probably a group of insurgents, here’s to hoping they’ve got just small arms fire.”
Richardson: “Yeah, I don’t feel like losing a f*ckin’ leg to like Johnson back in Karbala….”
Emerson: “Hey…. did you guys hear the one about the farmer’s daughter and the traveling salesman?”
Sarge: “You know what Emerson… give me your firearm… you’re on point, get out there.”
Emerson: “Awwwww…”
See, I thought this was Bitter Troll’s family reunion.
Really? Is Butter Troll in there too? I heard she’s hawt.
I don’t know, but I think I see Better Troll in the back corner looking smug.
Batter Troll supposed to be here, but he’s up to bat. Go figure.
Biter troll must be running la — hey ouch!
Butane troll is there somewhere… near the cigarette butt despository.
Beater troll is in the barracks, well, you know…
OK Justa, I need to buy one of your screen-protector packs!
Billy Mays is selling them for me. Any idea where he is? I haven’t got my check from them yet.
Wookies my ass! Those are tuskan raiders!!!
ghilies = 1337 pwnage
I wonder how they’ll use those in the desert and in desert towns.
Classic