Vladurday: BAD ASS
BAD ASS
Knowing your nation’s leader has killed for the KGB.
(Vladimir Putin)
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While shirtless!
No white shirtless
Yet he is wearing a Christian crucifix…On a Communist?! The libs here will explode their heads.
Um…. communism isn’t a religion. He’s Eastern Orthodox I believe and, though I have been wrong before, I think they worship God and the Holy Trinity which makes it completely plausible for him to be wearing a crucifix.
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Unless of course you were just trying to be clever…. in which you fail hard.
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Communists are ATHEISTS.
Blanket statements are usually incorrect.
Putin’s not a communist
with a fishing pole!
I’d hit it.
In Soviet Russian “It” will hit YOU! (and not in the nice way you’re thinking of…)
Those he-boobies could stand some tightening.
If you consider that he is 55 years old, it is not a bad figure. If you compare him to a 25 year old, well…
I hope I look that bad when I’m 55. There’s only a handful of older guys in the gym. None that look like Vlad.
We call them Moobs.
If he came knocking at my door in the middle of the night, I’d let him take me anywhere. I hope my future husband looks like that at 55…
Yeah, you have to go all the way back to Bush I to find a killer among our leaders. Or, possibly, Carter. Or, possibly, as far back as Kennedy.
Wasn’t GHWB a torpedo bomber pilot in WWII?
Yeah, I listed him first, but like with Carter, I don’t know if he was an actual trigger puller. I give them each credit for service, but in each case, they may have “merely” (I say with tongue in cheek, since they wouldn’t allow me in the service) served as navigators, and not as actual killers.
It has been years, but I do think he scored some hits. He was shot down several times too. for a while, it was not a good idea to be GHWB’s gunner.
Pshaw, what are you talking about? In some circles, it’s an article of faith that Clinton killed for the KGB. (And to silence Vince Foster and Jerry Falwell, and for cocaine money, and to keep his Arkansas troopers quiet, and…)
I killed for cocaine money.
What are you talking about? Carter didn’t kill that rabbit!!
I have a real hard time imagining Carter as a “bad ass”…
Carter always reminded me of Mr. Rogers.
“Why hello there neighbor… I couldn’t help but notice that you stepped on my petunias. I understand that these things happen but if you put another foot out of place on my manicured law, I just… Don’t know what I will do to you. I think it might involve pliers and a blowtorch. Well, it is always a pleasure to talk to you neighbor. See you around.”
You rock, DeathWyrmNexus. That was funny.
Hmm, let me realistic that up a bit:
I just… Don’t know what I will do to you. I think it might involve marshmellows and a bunny!!
That just makes it more frightening.
For the bunny!
You DO NOT mock our leader! Nein!! I am THE TORTURE MINION!!!!
There, there Ivan. Get the squeezing bar and deal with him quietly. No need to make a commotion.
*blush* I was all excited for a minute. Sorry about that Chief. /Maxwell Smart
Hoohim! The tongue looseners….
Oh fark… forgot to change my name around…
Well, he served in the USN till ’53; I couldn’t find out when he enlisted, though. Either way, you don’t want to go accusing a member of the US military of *not* being a badass on this site. It causes talk
He started as an ensign in 1946. The navy site I’ve linked says that he served as officer for radar, communications, sonar, gunnery, executive officer, engineering…and he would have served on one of the very first nuclear subs if his father had not died, leaving the family needing his organizational skills. It doesn’t say that he strangled anyone in combat…but it doesn’t say that he DIDN’T!
Happy Vladurday, all!
Happy Vladurday to you too!
With a fishing pole,,,,
That could hurt!
In soviet Russia, KGB kills for your nation’s leader.
Psh shopped.
Everyone knows Putin catches fish with his bare hands like a Grizzly Bear. XD
He then kills it with the power of his mind.
MIND BULLETS!!!!11!!!
Or like Gollum….
Nom.
wtf do you people do, sit around jerking off to pics of communists all day or what? (when you’re not here proving you’re clueless)
Yo NO_MO_BAMA, I see that you’re trying to suck humor out of everything and I’m happy for you. I’mma let you finish, but leeches are one of the best humor-suckers of all time. OF ALL TIME.
*standing ovation to lefty*
Brilliant, sir. Brilliant.
*shrugs and walks off, only to get called a jackass*
*joins the ovation*
*standing ovulation to lefty*
Oh wait, I can’t do that. My bad!
That would require there to be humor in the first place, not homo/commie porn.
Yeah, okay… Maybe it’s because we just think Vladimir Putin is laughably hilarious? I mean, the guy walks around shirtless with a gun in the wild all day, and he’s a national leader. It’s not about his political opinion, you f*cking turd.
God love you Igor, I nearly p*ssed myself over that last sentence!
Anyone walking around shirtless with a gun in the wild all day should be crowned king of the planet! xD
Gun? What gun? That’s a knife
ya know, igor, that makes me wonder… what would the united states be like if ted nugent was our leader? scary thoughts? and no_mo_bama: uhh… putin is seriously funny, like igor said. get over it… common sense: if you have a problem with something, stay away from it. durr!
NO_MO = pissant
Dammit No mo, you are the reason for conservative misconceptions. Get your ignorant, stereotypical, humorless, punk-ass out of here!!
You think maybe he is actually a mole? Pretend to be the media image of a neocon, and act as stupid as he can? Just to make the stereotype appear to be true?
We think the same thing about that Again f*cker. I guess it’s possible, but it seems unlikely. Apparently NO_MO is an 11 year old, which probably means his parents have brainwashed him.
Do you think now is a good time to bring up the fact that Russia isn’t a Communist country? And that Vlad is a very capitalist friendly leader? In fact, that Russian is now operating in a very neo-con like environment with little to no regulation of the business sector?
Those are just liberal myths.
I think you might have a point. I’m a conservative only because I know what it means to be one. I don’t think NO mo does, thus being a perfect candidate to perpetrate the stereotype.
hmm…
Good Lord, man, you think knowing what it means to be one is a requirement? (^_~)
There go well over half of nominal Christians, Muslims, Wiccans, conservatives, liberals, libertarians, etc, etc. And that’s being extremely generous.
Librarians?
wickets *yub dub*?
This would give validity to the closet homo/commie theory, but then at some point his homo commie grandparents had a child, and that child had commie sex with a troll, and created him.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!
PRAISE JEEBUS!!!!!!1!!111!
You do realize that the more you focus on commie/homosexual eroticism, the more we wonder about you…
win
Kinda like the whackjob who puts out pamphlets of increasingly-disturbing detail, like “The American Flag is Stained with the Rectal Blood of F**s”?
Oh mai..
Hmm, that was an image I didn’t need in my head…
Sorry… didn’t think about it actually inducing mental imagery. My mind shuts down before it can get that far.
Some of us… aren’t so lucky.
I don’t wonder. I’m convinced.
No_Mo’s favorite movie?
Das Boot.
“Da, Comrade! Da…da…DA DA DA DAAAAAA!!!”
A do do do, a da da da, is all I want to say to you!!
This comment is way funnier than the lol.
I do what I can.
Small penis neocon has a small penis.
and you would know how???
PE class maybe?
I think you are a closet Commie Homo.
I even hear he has a communist flag up in his garage. (1000 points to anyone who gets that song reference)
I ain’t even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!!!
The Ballad of the Uneasy Rider by Charlie Daniels.
*highfive* Here’s your voucher for 1000 points. (^_^)
I could do without the rest of the song, but I absolutely love that line. They need to ask his wife to verify that his house has no attached garage?
ROTFLMAO win Win WINNNNN!!!!!!
@ Lefty
BEST COMEBACK EVAR!!!
Applause!!!!!!!!!!!!
Applesauce!
I don’t have time to look at communists.
I’m busy all day organising tea parties to protect the inherited wealth of the Koch brothers and my other astro-turf sponsers.
so NO, care to explain why you’re here then and not doing whatever self-aggrandizing persons do in their vastly more important lives?
Doesn’t it kind of defeat the purpose of coming to this site when you call people who come to this site clueless? I mean, you really just called yourself clueless.
Moron.
Oh! I must defend NO_MO here; reaching the conclusion that he himself is clueless is his first step towards being less of a moron!
Don’t make me spank you.
Hey, don’t knock the Russians: they do some terrific porn. Putin is just trying to help a home-grown industry. Not well, obviously, I mean the pic didn’t work for me, but I bet Obama wouldn’t get his shirt off for the cause.
I’ve never seen Russian porn. On the other hand, I have different fingers.
I have the same fingers on the other hand. Oh wait, that’s the first hand. No, I still have the same fingers on the other hand. Damn, that’s the first hand again.
Lay off the drugs, Rando.
Makes me think of that old joke: watch out for those foreign boys, with their Roman hands and Russian fingers!
–I did say it was old!
Mmmm.. Roman hands..
True- they love their Communists ( which is why they all voted for Obama) and want nothing more than to dream about him humping them- even the males here.
And you’re here…. so what does that say? We’re still trying to figure out the male/female part….
Is anyone else wondering why No_Mo’s avatar’s keep changing? Could it be that he’s so paranoid of being perma-banned for spouting nonsense like Randomness that he’s constantly changing his email address?
Or is NO_MO just the village sock?
I think he had to change socks after I used the last one to wipe my ass..
Vladurday is getting annoying now….
Agreed
tits.
No, no, no. Boobies!
He-boobies.
I recognize that some women find him attractive, I just don’t understand WHY.
Me neither. But I find the phenomenon amusing!
Seconding Viking Gal.
I don’t get it.
Moobs =/= sexy.
*shudders*
He’s OK for an older guy, but I’m not into lethal. Beside, I prefer lean…
I’m happy with a leader who can utter a coherent sentence.
Hitler was extremely literate.
Literate does not exclude ‘whack-job’. Illiterate also does not exclude mental screwiness. And neither guarantees normal mental health.
He didn’t say anything about ‘whack-job’, leading me to believe coherent sentences (which implies literacy) was his only qualification for a leader…
Well yes, but then you brought up Adolph…therefore my comment about ‘whack-jobs’.
Shaq is holding a panda. Your argument is invalid.
*snort*
But, I’m not arguing…
Clearly, you are. I am too awesome to explain why.
I can relate…
It’s all relative anyway.
Not the relatives!?!?!!!elebenty!!1!!
You clearly missed the point. Shaq is holding a panda. Your argument is invalid.
This dog is wearing a carboard Star Trek Enterprise costume. Your argument is invalid.
{http://yourargumentisinvalid.com/user/hdcolumbus/184}
Hee hee.
That’s funny, but I think the joke doesn’t stay fresh enough for a whole website. But that’s just me.
I agree, but the picture of the dog is still hilarious.
GODWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!1
Oh, MAN! Now I have Shatner stuck in my head. Will someone come get him out, please?!?
I’m…stuckinyourhead…and I. can’t. get. out…forsomereason.
{peels off another screen protector} Some one get me a fresh glass of tea.
Here ya go Justa. It’s even non-alcoholic.
“This tea tastes funny.”
“It’s from Long Island.”
Them Long Islanders sure know how to make some tea.
Hic
*grins* That’s it. Drink the tea. You know you want it!!
At least it ain’t Kool Aid…..
No no, there’s too much gin in the Kool Aid for you.
Did I miss a memo??
*hands Rando a gold lame’ internet*
I’ll take it!
*tries to resist the temptation to break out into sing/reciting “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”, because viking gal is a sweetheart*
*whimpers*
How is that statement even relevant? Argumentum ad Hitlerum is the name of this kind of fallacious strategy; in debate it’s a no-no like an ad hominum attack or begging the question. In short, you’re too stupid to argue with me.
Shaq is holding a panda. Your argument is irrelevant.
Whoever wrote that caption is now my hero.
Mine too.
Also, invalid.
Little off subject here but, I’ve been trying to get my LOLs to the voting area on this site. Anyone know how to do that? I have four of them now and I can only see them on my profile.
When you created them, did you hit the “Save and Submit” button? If so, then they should be in the voting area. It takes about 15-20 minutes or so before they get put into the list of LOLs to be voted on.
When you actually get to the voting page, seeing yours specifically isn’t guaranteed. They do a random sampling of LOLs submitted in a certain time period.
Yeah, I’ve just seen 2 of mine. The first one I uploaded still isn’t there though.
Thanks for the help.
I thought I was the only one. Thanks for the explanation!
And you can generally tell pretty quick if they’re any good or not because usually at least a couple people will favorite them right out the gate if they like them. Because having “fans” is a good ego boost.
So, er, having my lolz drop into a black hole means none of them are — .
–any worse than mine. Don’t sweat it, I don’t!
Don’t worry about it. Everyone has bombs. And we’ve seen that a lot of people vote “win” on total crap anyway, so don’t trust the voting public.
After the last 2 presidents, I would wholeheartedly agree with you.
After seeing American Idol, I agree with him too.
OK, getting over my little bit of existential angst. I mean, my problems can’t be so big compared to American Idol, right? (whew)
Why don’t you link some of your LOLs so we can see them?
How do you do that? My carer says my LOLs are very funny although she might just be saying that to get me to take my meds.
Well, when you enter a comment, there are three little boxes with which to enter information
name
email
website
If you paste the link into the box that says “website”, it turns your name into a hyperlink for us to clicky.
Really?
Also, i just cheez friended you.
Why thank you, just DON’T break into LOLspeak.
Also, I don’t really hate you, you can still be a Floydist if you hold to our tenets.
Thanks for the advice. I know, it was a positive, supportive hate (the best kind)!
But you still didn’t link a LOL.
Considering the losers of the last 3 elections, I don’t think I’d blame the voting public. I’m sure plenty of people went into the booth and flipped a coin.
I popped a vicodin. Well, ok, actually it was more like six, but still.
I’ve voted in the last 4 presidential elections. I voted for the winner 3 times. That means once I’ve made a very very bad decision. THAT HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY!!!
I just voted in this last one, after popping the vicodin. The previous election(s) I was too drunk.
Can I haz health care nao?
Universal health care is communism.
That’s why communist China doesn’t have it.
They just realized that with a population of over 2 billion, it would go under in about a month.
WE could pay for it!! YES WE CAN!
The same reason America doesn’t have it?
So weird… all the other industrialized nations of the world have it… let’s see, what do we spend our money on that they don’t… hmm… Oh, is it “A military larger than the rest of the world’s combined forces”? Yeah, I think that must be it.
No, no, no. Cut it out, guys. Don’t bring the health care here. It’s fvcking Vladurday! No health care on Vladurday!
Because hanging out with Vlad is bad for your health!
No pre-existing condition? Allow Vlad to MAKE YOU ONE!!!
And your grandfather made the same whining- right up until Pearl Harbor.
There are two billion people in China!!??
Apparently!
Well, they’d better stay there, there’s no room here. I mean, there’s 2 billion of us (here in America)!
Naw, with us, I’d be generous and say about 5 years.
The five hundred pound gorilla in the corner in this health-care debate is that those countries with national coverage paid for by taxation dont ALSO piss away billions a year paying fat cat insurance companies to maybe or not pay for whatever ails you depending on their contractual small print. The point is that a system like that would be WAY cheaper than what you have currently…so explain why it would send you broke in 5 years?
Because Democrats hate freedom and want the terrorists to win, that’s why.
(Yes, I know that’s the mother of all non sequiturs… it’s what reminded me of “the higher the fewer,” which I think in turn may have led to Shaq and his panda.)
Shaq is holding a panda. Your argument is invalid.
I HATE FREEDOM!! DEATH TO FREEDOM!!!!
I always wondered about that meme, a la Tom Tomorrow… so if we don’t go about our lives like normal, or go out and spend some money, or if celebrities don’t make appearances, etc, then the terrorists win? How will they know?
A cave, somewhere in Afghanistan:
“Damnit, Abdul, who could have anticipated the resolution and bravery of these Americans? Our spy cameras show that the malls are still full!”
“Have patience, Mohammed… see there, look? This image from Topeka shows that instead of buying a new car, today Randy Johnson decided to stay home and watch TV! You know what that means, right?”
“HURRAY, WE WIN!!!”
Reason being because with national care, I not only pay for my insurance, I pay for the insurance of 300 million other people. And when people have care they think is free (which it is not, since it’s just worked into taxes), they tend to go to doctors for frivolous things. “Oh no, I have a rash on my pinky, better go run up a bill for something insignificant.” People should go to doctors when they have a problem that actually requires higher medical knowledge. That’s what doctors go to college for 12 years for and get paid to do!
Now, I can understand wanting to reform healthcare. God knows that some people are paying way too much for it. But the solution is not to put people on a plan that includes 300 million people, especially when you are forced to pay for that plan, regardless of whether or not you are part of it (I have the PDF document of the bill on another tab, so feel free to confirm what I’m saying). The solution, or at least a step in the right direction, is to adress tort reform. In California, they passed tort reform legislation that caused health care costs to drop 40%. Now, I like the sound of that. In my opinion, and this is just my opinion, the most regulation that we need is rules set in place that set a price per service standard. That way, people can chose their coverage based on price and necessity. If someone cannot even afford that, well guess what, there’s medicade, which already bears a striking resemblance to the current health care bill. This customizable care is a feature not included anywhere in the 1018 pages of the bill. Neither is tort reform. If I am willing to pay a certain amount for my health care, I should get coverage that is deserving of what I pay. If I am on the gov plan, and I am not satisfied with the coverage, and I am willing to pay more for better quality, I should get to do what I do with any other insurance company; leave and find a better one. Additionally, If I AM satisfied with minimal coverage for low cost, there are plenty of companies that provide that service, as well. I have a friend whose dad is receiving chemotherapy for esophageal cancer at the moment, and his insurance company is local, has low costs, and is covering his entire course of treatment. So don’t tell me that all these insurance companies are evil corporate fat cats. There are many smaller ones who do their jobs wonderfully, but they will all be driven out and replaced by minimal, expensive, unreasonable government programs that put an additional strain on taxpayers, the 75% majority of whom are quite happy with the coverage they pay for currently.
I think the main point here is that if people want real reform, they should look to a more practical solution than going to the government. They can barely keep medicaid running, and that only covers 40 million people (according to the census bureau, and that was in 1998, so the #’s have gone up considerably since then). Can we honestly believe that they can adequately cover 300 million people without going totally down the tubes within the decade? the same government that bankrupted social security because the forgot how population fluctuates?
Then again, Shaq is holding a panda, so I guess my argument is invalid.
Your argument is invalid, and I am too awesome to say why.
Dammit, charro, quit making me lol. this is super cereal! Take it super cerealsly!
Of course they can and could cover 300 million people adequately if some of the money..(I would say 50% ought to be enough…that is currently spent keeping health insurance execs in lavish salaries and maybe or maybe not used to treat peoples’ illness depending on which plan you signed up for…always assuming it isn’t for a pre-existing condition AND you can afford the co-payment) was instead used to run hospitals that treated whoever arrived at the triage desk and could establish their legal right to be resident in the United States. It doesn’t take an Einstein to figure out how much profit is skimmed off in the name of the company’s shreholders or used to pay salaries of people whose main function is to deny other people health care. Under a national scheme none of that exists…huge cost-saving.
It’s specious to say ‘oh I would be paying for 300 million others’…by the same token those other 300 million would also be paying for you…it’s irrelevant.
shaq’s panda wears soviet army boots…it is invalid.
I just got in from a long lunch so excuse the erratic parentheses in that post BTW…sorry.
Well, honestly, it sounds like the real issue is having honest people running the health insurance companies. I am aware of their lavish and highly undeserved lifestyles, but I still don’t see how the solution is to hand control over to the government. Who knows who we may elect 20 years from now? If we elect a total assbag, we are all going to get screwed on government healthcare, and have nowhere to turn. The most practical solution is still to set up a series of business standards where the market can maintain it’s diversity, thus keeping options available in case a company goes under, changes management, raises premiums, etc. For example, if a standard were to be in place that stated that for every x number of people insured for x amount on serious illnesses, a tax write off were given to the company, they would have more of an incentive to spend more on practical coverage and more money to do so with. Obviously, this is far from perfect, but you get the gist of what I’m saying. Don’t make profit reducing standards, but make some that offer incentive for providing cheaper, higher quality coverage. If the government takes over, we give them power that is nearly impossible to take back once actual economics do what they inevitably do, which is to slump. I like keeping my options available to me, not surrendering them to the biggest fat cats of them all.
Also, after reading the bill, I learned that the percent of increase to everybody’s taxes to pay for healthcare would be 2.5%. The GDP of last year was about 14 trillion $. Now, after doing a little number crunching of my own, I figured that each person’s coverage would add up to about 1166 2/3 $. Again, this was some quick calculations I did at 3:30 in the morning, but the overall picture isn’t looking too bright. I just really want you to not throw away your options for low quality coverage, because the numbers look pretty terrible from where I’m sitting. If you don’t believe me, here’s the link to the bill in my name. read it for yourself.
Oh, and the parentheses are no problem at all. I’m so tired, I went over my posts 5-6 times just to fix all the words where I accidentally omitted or deleted a letter or two.
What you fail to realize randman, is that no matter who we elect… to someone, somewhere he’ll be an “assbag”
Randman, while I like your ideas (and I’m further left than Karl Marx), leaving people who can’t afford it to pick up Medicaid is not a viable option, unless some rules are changed there as well. Not everyone who can’t afford/attain insurance qualifies for Medicaid. EVERYTHING needs to be reformed.
I can really only offer anecdotal evidence – when I was unemployed I could no loner afford COBRA, private insurance (which yes, I could have afforded – barely) refused to take me because of preexisting conditions and Medicaid refused me because I have no children, no disabilities and am not 65 (which I thought was weird but that’s what it is). So, I’ve been without healthcare since 3/2009, and I don’t get insurance with my new job for 1.5 more months.
In all honesty, I’m backing for national health care. A system like Canada or England or something. But if Left an Right could sit down and HONESTLY address EVERYTHING that is wrong with Health Care and we come up with a solution that provides coverage for EVERYONE regardless of income, preexisting conditions, etc., I don’t much care if it’s Socialist, Capitalist, whatever. It just needs to be done.
How is that for cereal? *munches Froot Loops*
Correction: At the beginning, it should say “who do not approve of his plan.” sorry…
Randman, while I agree that we need to fix corruption first and foremost, I don’t believe all the de/regulation, incentives, laws, competition in the world will do that. I’m far too pessimistic for that.
Now I’m having pizza.
Now there’s something that I can agree with (the pizza, that is). Now, whether my stomach can accept it…
I just had a chocolate frosty shake from Wendy’s.
chocolate frosty shake=WIN
Yet we have had rampant corrution and waste in the Medicare/medicaid system for the last 40 years and the government has done absolutely nothing to fix it.
What?
There is! It’s just that the U.S. Census can’t find them because they are all trogladytes living underground in either Colorado or Vermont.
Actually 1.5 billion of them are illegal aliens living in the southwest.
Mostly in Tucson.
But they left their home for some California grass.
They weren’t loners after that, though..
I just visited my home town I left 20 years ago- it is now 80% Hispanic, possibly some of them legal. None of the signs were in English and I felt I was visiting a third world country. And mysteriously, both of my favorite major chain book stores were gone. Cause?
Global warming. Duh.
No. GTFO.
First one = ONLY one.
Next time, we unchain Tygor.
Kinky.
Does Tygor have enough room to run around in, while he is chained up? He is probably still growing, after all!
Well, we have to let him out every now and then. I mean, how’s he gonna eat in that little box Zed keeps him in?
*waits patiently for someone to get the pulp fiction reference*
I’m sorry, I’m tied to a chair and ball-gagged. Can’t help you here.
Oh my. Everyone’s having fun on Vladurday, I gather?
bitter left me here a few hours ago. I don’t know where he has run off too, but I have to pee.
I think that’s what he’s been waiting for. Kinky troll, that BT.
Is that why he left this bucket under my chair. What a kinky freak. I <3 my bitter.
I don’t think Richard would allow that, Randman.
My real question- Why does he have an empty sheathe for his knife, and whose head did he leave the knife in?
Lol, I just have a mental image of a fish frantically swimming in circles with a knife sticking out of it’s head.
That’s a hate crime I can get behind.
“Hey, Putin, it’s Barack. Yeah, I’m good, thanks for asking. Hey, can you do me big favor? There’s this jackass over here…”
“Also, for some reason, Joe wanted me to let you know his refrigerator is running.”
“…but he doesn’t have Prince Albert in a can.”
FTW. In Soviet Russia, President takes dump on attention-whoring assholes!
Not to ruin the funny, but his knife is properly sheathed, not missing.
THAT knife is. I’m sure he has one or two hidden elsewhere!
He’s probably swallowed one that he can regurgitate on command, a la that really violent penguin from Madagascar.
You got a problem wif dat, punk?
Oh noes!! *screams and runs in circles*
Really Violent Penguin from Madagascar… is that the one that smacks his buddy in the back of th head, making him fall in a puddle?
I LOVE Rico.
I was hoping I wasn’t the only 18-24 year old guy who like that.
Psst- I’m 16, but hey, I still love those tiny brave soldier penguins. >:D
OMG I looooove 18-24 year old guys.
who love animated penguins?
Can we freeze you cryogenically for two years? Good Charro..
No! I don’t want to be frozen, I was raised in a desert.
putin isn’t the current leader of russia…..medvedev is….
That, my friend, is what he WANTS you to think.
Yes, but the truth isn’t funny. Unless it is because nobody believes it anyway. Who would laugh at a picture of Putin if it said, “I’m not the prexy and I never killed anybody for the KGB, I was just a bureaucrat.”
Oh, wait, I just sucked more lolz out of this picture. Sry.
We know that, bet serioulsy, does Medvedev look even remotely bad ass? Plus, Putin was former KGB.
they both are…Medvedev is president, Putin is prime minister. (funny how my spellcheck recognises Putin’s name but not Medvedev’s)
Interesting that Putin always wears a cross, given to him by his mother:
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0009/08/lkl.00.html
“the cross represents what i will nail journalists to if they criticize me…”
but thanks for the link, i may read it more…
What I love is the look on his face, like “Who, me? You want a picture of me? Okm if you must…..”
Right after he paid them to come and take his picture…
No No No, Putin is the Russian rock star. He has to beat the paparazzi off with a big stick. (at least, that’s the way he works out)
Shouldn’t he be rolling around on the ground, clutching the cross that’s on his neck and screaming “IT BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!” ? I mean, this is Vlad we’re talking about…
Oh my god you’re still naked.
Ever wonder what would happen if a Floydist got with a Barenaked Lady? Curious minds are curious..
*turns a gopher loose on Eddie’s lawn* Look out Eds! She’s pregnant!
You get that one picture where the naked ladies have Pink Floyd album covers painted on their backs.
That picture is so hot.
People use to say, “Oh all these wars around the world it’s so sad. What they should do is just get all the world’s leaders and put them in a room and let them fight each other.”
The problem is, Russia would rule the world.
Then we’ll just elect Mike Tyson.. that should make things more interesting.
I’d vote for him!
I think it would set American-Soviet relations back 1000 years if the President bit off the ear of the Russian leader and then committed buggery on him in the shower. (While yelling “Huh, Robin? You like that, right?”)
And pushed him down the stairs.
eeewww this is not robson green doing extereme fishing bugger off vlad and do something else
Happy Vladurday, everyone! I’m off to do non-interwebz stuff and possibly make my first million. I’ll post the results later and if I’m successful, I’ll share it fairly with all Floydists.
Kewl! I might even go catch that gopher before she drops her litter!
Original Floydists get a bigger cut, right? Money, it’s a gas…
When my dad was in college, his favourite stripper danced to “Money”.
I just died
Is that a euphemism for “came”? That’s what my friend ***(name deleted to protect the innocent) says when I text dirty to him.
Nah. Keith Floyd just died. Google him. God I hate myself.
Oh. Well, I hate you too then.
ok E,T,F you go and get on with it
I have a feeling Putin has turned the page on his political career in Russia and is aspiring to be the next Chuck Norris.
Must be cold where he is. (o)(o)
Nah, it’s never cold in Russia.
It’s good to do it in the park, it’s good to do it in the USSR!
The Beatles said to do it in the road. But that sounds painful.
Armageddon Dildos said to do it in the park. And the USSR.
Well, the Beatles sang Back in the USSR, so maybe they went there to do it in the road.
Possibly. Though, Armageddon Dildos waited until like 1989 to say something. I might be wrong on the date, but I’m too lazy to go pull out my vinyl and check.
Ok, it was 1990.
Maybe they were doing it from the back in the USSR?
simply not bad ass
Blessed be the day when I can go on pundit kitchen and not have to see Putin’s moobs.
yes, quite probably americans.
Not to mention people of other nationalities. But, Americans are SO Much more important than anyone else, fo sho.
Um, and this is a good thing, that he killed people for the KGB? Wow… you people really need to learn a thing or two about what the KGB actually did and why… That’s just sad and pathetic that anyone these days actually thinks it’s cool that someone like Putin killed for the KGB, or ever did anything for the KGB!
Anybody? Is this still a LOL site?
Nesting fail. Supposed to be a reply to Heather. Better try again.
No. Can’t be arsed.
Sorry, but I don’t find killing for the KGB funny in the least. I know people who lost their lives at their hands, so excuse me if I find it hard to laugh.
Hmmm.. I wonder if people in OTHER countries feel the same way about having people killed by people from here.. Nah. We’re the USA and we’re AWESOME!
Wow, you people should also learn a little about secret services of your own damn country, before going off at KGB. CIA is responsible for MANY more deaths than KGB. CIA created the movement that not much later became knowned as Al-Qaeda, e.g.
Idiots, he didn’t do any field job when he was in KGB. And 10 years before his presidential term, he was an employee of the mayor office in my city. My dad personally knew him at that time, and spoke of him as of cold, pragmatic, but reasonable and fair person. So I’m pretty sure he didn’t kill anybody. At least personally)