Vladurday: Paintball
Paintball’s a lil different in Russia.
(Vladimir Putin)
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In Communist Russia, paint balls you!
That could get messy, I would think.
In Communist Punditkitchen, balls paint you! With “happy sauce”!
But what about The People’s Breasts ™?
ISR, the happy paints your saucy breasts, people!
They are sick with an allergy hangover today, but they are happy it is Vladurday.
…breasts have allergies?
Could you imagine if there were a breast allergy? Evony would be out of luck.
wait…what?
In soviet Russia, paisntball shoots you.
Ouch… DO NOT WANT >.<
or maybe as vlad would say DO NOT VANT!
lawl
I was just about to say “In Soviet Russia Paint balls you!” Awesome.
With the look on Vlad’s face, I don’t think he has paintball in mind…he looks like he wants to put it somewhere…
He’s probably “punishing” Dimitri for the tushie-grab…
{http://punditkitchen.com/2009/01/10/political-pictures-putin-gr/}
Anyone else remember that one?
Lol, aye… That one was funny…
Great caption
I also loved “I can see her house from here…”
Hmm, she’s right. I *can* reach her back porch from here…
(just to make it dirtier)
I think this would have made a good poster
PAINTBALL
Different in Russia
RUSSIA
Don’t it make my paintballs blue?
“For following the Communist line, you are safe, Comrade Obama- for now”
Oh wait, you’re calling Obama a communist! I get it! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Eh.
STFUGTFOESADITOP™.
Bless you Rando.
“For having the logic in line with the mentally retarded, Uber, you are safe- for now”
My bad- he’s a Socialist.
My bad- did I talk to you like you were rational? My mistake.
You give the term Ubermensch a bad name. Considering when you wear it it’s completely ironic..
It was, after all, a Nazi specialty.
Mmmm Nazi’s are delicious. When properly seasoned, of course.
Love that Storm Trooper ala schnitzel. So gut!
Ja, sehr gut.
Mit Schlag, aber naturlich!
Und sehr viel BIER!!! Schmek gut!!
Das Bier schmeckt sehr gut mit dem Wurst.
(I don’t know if I got that all right or not.)
Wo ist der bahnhof?
Zermatt…..aus dem Matterhorn!!
(Never said my German was any good ;-D )
That’s what your mom told me too. Except when she said it it sounded like “Mmmf mmff mffff mfmmmf”
Was that because you had your.. Nevermind that’s just XXX Rated.
ROFL
What an EXCELENT capshun =D
Vlad loves his childhood miniature rocket model. ^_^
Is it desperately sad to have identified the rocket as a 1/72 scale model of an A-4 booster with a Soyuz spacecraft as payload?
It’s the internet… There are sadder people…
Who uses an Internet for that? Ok, I’d have needed one to get the mission markings (post USSR though; USSR missions used a “Russian green” booster).
Does anyone else read Vladurday with a thick Russian accent? It really makes these better. Especially this one. Truly Funny
in mother russia there are losers
In America there are too.
does paint ball always end with vlad standing over you with a gun muttered that his bullets don’t work as he pulls out his own
The GUN muttered that?!
*gun, muttered
Those darned ink dots, never where you left them!
Why yes that was a rocket in his pocket
Vlad is always happy to see me.
You lie! Our glorious presidents orbital booster is only for me!
Er, are you Sarah in reel life?
in reel life == in the movies ?
um, should I have said ‘reely’ ?
Hm, Sarah in the movies . . . nah, I’ll wait for the DVD.
best 4 slice toaster
“Another Vladurday Night and I ain’t got nobody, I got some money cause I just got piad…”
*paid* *walks away kicking the spell checker (the little guy better get moving)*
How I wish I had someone to talk to..
I’m in an awful way!
Vladurday night fever
“Vladurday in the park…”
“I think it was the 1st of May”
vladurday night’s alright for fighting
I’m too lazy to see if this was already posted, but based on the caption, the first thing I thought was, “In Soviet Russia, paint balls you!”
Three times.
There are barely any comments… Thanks for officially KILLING that joke.
Did you say Killer Joke??
Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!…Behierhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput. Hmmmff….giggle…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*GRRRRRLLLKKKKK!!!!*
Killing joke?
‘Love Like Blood’ is certainly a lovely song.
Creepy. Imo, Putin looks a bit like Phillip Garrido in this photo. *shudder*
*thinks dirty thoughts*
Happy Vladurday… even though technically NOW it’s Monday.
*has a sad*
I need one of that kind of hat.