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That’s actually a really cool picture.
I think I liked it better when it was captioned, “When Soviet Art Attacks”.
In Soviet Russia, art attacks you.
It’s not Soviet Art, it’s actually Swiss Art. The picture is called “Der Holzfäller” and was painted by the Swiss artist Ferdinand Hodler (not Anker).
It’s a meme, based on an old comedy routine, where the comic says something like:-
I was recently in Moscow, and things are different over there. Here, people watch television; In Soviet Russia, the television watches you!
Yakof Smirnoff. “What a country!”
In America, you can always find a party; In Soviet Russia, Party find you!
This painting I call it “My couch! My couch! Don’t They Understand!?”
Photoshoped !!! This painting of Anker belongs to Christophe Blocher, former swiss minister. This is the head of Chavez on the body of Blocher. Sure !
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/05/28/arts/bloch190.jpg
Although I don’t doubt that it “could” be photoshopped, Hugo’s sitting in a different position on the couch, and the photo is taken from a different angle in a different light.
Even if it is a photoshop job, they did a DAMN good job, but also.. Why would you even photoshop that?
I don’t trust people who put spaces between the end of their words and their exclamation marks.
Clearly that invalidates their argument.
It makes my eye twitch at least. I’m not really paying attention to what their argument was at that point, I’m just looking for the nearest blunt object to bludgeon them with.
*twitch*
*double twitch *
Clearly babe, you are in need of an in-depth torture session. We’ve been slacking on them since you went back to teaching the chi’drens.
Yes please!
Quickly to the classroom! We’ll teach these kids a lesson in Sex Ed they won’t EVER forget, no matter how many hours of therapy they get!
Talk about the “hands on” approach..
That’s the kind of “Presidential Address” you get when you live in the totalitarian Maxwell Silverhammer regime.
Yes and the State of the Union “Smoking a Cigarette with a smile on it’s face!”
i think the french do it…. periodically…. hahahahaha oh
I figured at first that it was just a really loud and emphatic ellipsis … But then I saw the solo exclamation mark at the end too. :/
Here are photos from the former Justice Minister’s office:
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/05/28/arts/bloch190.jpg
http://is.blick.ch/img/gen/G/Y/HBGYDS7k_Pxgen_r_900×650.jpg
Perhaps, somebody could compare the couch…?
Stupid.
Hugo, hold very still …
It’s probably a room where the leaders meet? The picture looks like it is scanned from a newspaper.
Or taken on a really greasy camera.
Here is the “original”. And the painter is Hodler! (do you trust me now
)
http://www.kommunikationsblog.ch/blog/media/Blocher_20k_F6pfen.jpg
well it also works with blocher, he’s a pain in the ass
I trusted someone…once.
Did he give you up, let you down, turn around and hurt you?
SHE, froo. And yes, yes she did. *sob*
There there, Ivan.
Once…..
Twice, three times your out and the old Rickroll!
*at
Hayseusse
Sure, look out for and protect Hugo Chavez. The blatant pro-socialist dictatorship propaganda both for this country and others is unbelievable on this site.
Please provide an example. There are none in this thread. Thanks.
I think what Awesome (clearly an exercise in irony) was trying to say was, “OMG OBAMA IS TEH SOSHALIST AND IS GOING TO RUIN AMERICA!!!!!!!11!!1!!ELEBENTY”
Or something along those lines anyway. The froth really wreaks havoc on one’s articulation.
I’ll have a grande caramel mocha vodka valium latte with whole milk. Hold the froth.
Oh ew Ivan. Whole milk? What’s the MATTER with you?
That’s hardcore.
I prefer straight whiskey with a heroin chaser.
Now THAT’S hardcore.
That’s how I roll!
Oh, all right. I’ll have a grande caramel mocha vodka valium latte with 2% milk. Hold the froth. Better?
Much, thank you.
SAVE HUGO!!!!
Or better yet let’s not.
I did try to help this man. I reached out and said “NNNnnnooohhh!” It was a concerned moan. I did not have enough time to say “LOOK OUT! YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE CHOPPED BY AN AX WIELDER!!!”
All slow motion-like too? I bet you eve did the Matrix style dive across the room “NNNnnnnnooooohhhhhh” *hands outstretched as you fall two inches short, crash to the ground just in time to see the decapitation*
*gets splattered by blood*
Awww… my good loafers!
*claps twice* Oh slave girl, come clean my loafers.
I had a chorus professor in college, who last name was Martin. And he actually had a doctrate in music… so we had to call him Doc Martin. Every day he’d walk in and myself and the other local jackasses would say “Hey Doc Martin! Nice shoes!” He never got it, or if he did, he played along great.
All I had was the cliche shop teacher missing some fingers. And the balding Lang.. Socia… Damnit I don’t remember what she taught, but she was balding. Then she got a wig. We made fun of her.
I don’t have a slave girl, just Gretchins and Snotlings.
Yes, not wanting Hugo Chavez to die clearly makes you a socialist.
OH NOES YOU SAID THE “S” WORD. Ebil socialests!
and a MUUUUURDERER!!!
bitter! I’ve missed you. Come give charro some love. Quietly, don’t disturb Max.
-snuggles up and pulls charro behind the green door- bitter has been away from home a bit
*pokes his head out of the classroom*
Hey you two! We need another extra pair of hands in here to help illustrate the….. sex…. cmon!
I’m always down for public fondling.
things getting better- throws charro over his hsoulder and walks into the class room-
Woohoo! Can we demonstrate for the class the whips and chains?
and this lil white stick that goes Bzzzzzzzz
Don’t forget the taser!
i donno about the tazer it makes my nipples tingle so
I like the tingly.
*pulls out a shopping bag*
Ginger, anyone?
Ooh, pass that this way, darling.
Anything to advance education!
MMmm gingers…tastes of carrot top
I hate Carrot Top, he scares me.
he scares us all, now more then ever that he is hulking carrot top
As a general rule, I think Carrot Top makes for bad pillow talk.
Should we play “hide the cucumber”?
Hey I found it! It was in the fridge!
*munches on a cucumber*
Oh.. Max, that’s the cucumber bitter and I… Nevermind. Enjoy it.
*munches* I love dill pickles!
*pats Max lovingly on the head* You’re a sweetheart.
Why thanks, Charro, I- *stops and pulls out a hair from between his teeth*
Oh…. that cucumber…. I think I’m gonna go brush my teeth.
That’s not my hair, I shave. Oh.. Sorry you didn’t need to know that did you.
Oh… my… *squirts half a tube of toothpaste in his mouth and begins swishing*
*watches, furiously taking notes*
Mr. See won’t know what hit ‘im tonight!
Don’t forget the ginger, dear. Here. *passes*
I hope all is well, bitter dear.
At what point in your current cycle of medication did you start to believe the guy in the painting would actually have the ability to hit Hugo Chavez with his painted axe?
Clearly, the cycle where he decided taking his meds as “the man” tells him, is giving into socialism.
Jane rocks!
Did you take a tumble without your helmet again?
*steps up wearing a new fuzzy helmet*
Guys! Look what I just got off the reta- the slow kid down the street!
Pretty sweet huh!?
Yeah, it’s pretty nifty.. but it looks a lot like one of those rainbow clown wigs.
Ah, full circle. Pennywise, right on cue.
Don here, we all float.
*down
My damn “w” key is borked.
The Swedish chef took your ‘w’ key?
“Mmm bork, bork, bork!”
Un De Scyur De Chicken de Bawk Bawk!
Noo… noooooo…. NOOOOOOO!
that swedish chef bas-tard. never did trust him…..
We all know that Art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth, at least the truth that is given to us to understand. – Pablo Picasso … and if you think about it… it kinda makes sense here
But then you realize the real truth: There is no Art.
Fukc art, let’s kill. – Chemlab
Kill art, let’s fukc. – Deathride 69.
The cake is a lie.
So what’s with the faint backwards lettering on the painting?
It’s a subliminal message saying “Death to all Americans”
EAT YOUR TAQUITOS AND GO TO BED!!!
You’re not the boss of me! You can’t make me…zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Aw, there there gentle froo. *puts blanket over froo and gently carries her to bed*
Sleep well faerie princess.
Hey! You socialist Obama supporters need to make up your mind. One day you and Obama are siding with me against the Honduran government when they constitutionally prevented the former President from becoming el Presidente for life. The next day, all this animosity towards me, a poor dictator who drained his people’s social security savings. What would Danny Glover and Sean Penn say? Your Obama and I are amigos, at least when he is not lost in space. To think, I reinstated relations with your country when Obama came into office.
Sorry Hugo.
Allow me to be the first to say: “SUCKER!”
Really? Where? Is it cherry flavored?
For you dear, I’d go MAKE a cherry sucker.
Oh my… that spawned dirty thoughts in my head.
Rawr.
too sooooooN!!!!1
I wonder if he smells sulpher now?
or sulphur, maybe…
Don’t warn him! dang, we were almost rid of him…
This reminds me of that one scene in Wild Wild West where a room full of what looks like paintings are actually assassins dressed up as people in paintings.
SSHHH!!!! dont tell him, let the fracker die!!!