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I admire a woman who kills her own clothing
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First!!
Those who respond are jealous they weren’t!
You know who else was first? Hitler.
Actually, I’m pretty sure his Reich was third.
Well played.
Bravo.
*golf claps*
Sexual dysfunction
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Sexual dysfunction
Sexual dysfunction or sexual malfunction (see also sexual function) refers to a difficulty experienced by an individual or a couple during any stage of a normal sexual activity, including desire, arousal or orgasm.
Sexual dysfunction disorders may be classified into four categories: sexual desire disorders, arousal disorders, orgasm disorders and pain disorders.
[edit] Sexual desire disorders
Main article: Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder
Sexual desire disorders or decreased libido are characterised by a lack or absence for some period of time of sexual desire or libido for sexual activity or of sexual fantasies. The condition ranges from a general lack of sexual desire to a lack of sexual desire for the current partner. The condition may have started after a period of normal sexual functioning or the person may always have had no/low sexual desire.
The causes vary considerably, but include a possible decrease in the production of normal estrogen in women or testosterone in both men and women. Other causes may be aging, fatigue, pregnancy, medications (such as the SSRIs) or psychiatric conditions, such as depression and anxiety.[1] Loss of libido from SSRIs usually reverses after SSRIs are discontinued, but in some cases it does not. This has been called PSSD; however, this is not a classification that would be found in any current medical text. While a number of causes for low sexual desire are often cited, only some of these have ever been the object of empirical research. Many rely entirely on the impressions of therapists.[2]
[edit] Sexual arousal disorders
Sexual arousal disorders were previously known as frigidity in women and impotence in men, though these have now been replaced with less judgmental terms. Impotence is now known as erectile dysfunction, and frigidity has been replaced with a number of terms describing specific problems with, for example, desire or arousal.
For both men and women, these conditions can manifest themselves as an aversion to, and avoidance of, sexual contact with a partner. In men, there may be partial or complete failure to attain or maintain an erection, or a lack of sexual excitement and pleasure in sexual activity.
There may be medical causes to these disorders, such as decreased blood flow or lack of vaginal lubrication. Chronic disease can also contribute, as well as the nature of the relationship between the partners. Unlike disorders of orgasm, as the success of sildenafil (Viagra) attests, most erectile disorders in men are primarily physical conditions.
[edit] Erectile dysfunction
Main article: Erectile dysfunction
Erectile dysfunction or impotence is a sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis. There are various underlying causes, such as damage to the nervi erigentes which prevents or delays erection, or diabetes, which simply decreases blood flow to the tissue in the penis, many of which are medically reversible.
The causes of erectile dysfunction may be psychological or physical. Psychological impotence can often be helped by almost anything that the patient believes in; there is a very strong placebo effect. Physical damage is much more severe. One leading physical cause of ED is continual or severe damage taken to the nervi erigentes. These nerves course beside the prostate arising from the sacral plexus and can be damaged in prostatic and colo-rectal surgeries.
Due to its embarrassing nature and the shame felt by sufferers, the subject was taboo for a long time, and is the subject of many urban legends. Folk remedies have long been advocated, with some being advertised widely since the 1930s. The introduction of perhaps the first pharmacologically effective remedy for impotence, sildenafil (trade name Viagra), in the 1990s caused a wave of public attention, propelled in part by the news-worthiness of stories about it and heavy advertising.
The Latin term impotentia coeundi describes simple inability to insert the penis into the vagina. It is now mostly replaced by more precise terms.
By the way, that post is there for you for a reason troll.
Go prove how great you are at being the firstest idiot somewhere else, please…
You idiot, showing them that you care defeats the entire purpose of the spam-reply! All you’re doing is daring them to do it again.
Well, at least he posted something he knows a great deal about…
Yes he does…YES he does!!!!!
Igor has a wife? Wow, and here I thought he was 16. GTFO
No- he just acts 16.
At least he’s acting older than you. What age are you this year, 2?
Awww! It’s Igors RINO girlfriend! How cute!
That’s right, and we do it every weekend.
And I record it.
I applaud you, Froo.
And Igloo, you can come in the house and record if you want. Must get awful cold out there.
Hell, during the breaks, I’ll even make you some hot chocolate.
And hey wifey, WE’RE DOING IT ON THE SHEETS WHERE WE SLEEP!
Awww, Tygor, why didn’t you invite us to the wedding?
I’m sorry.
According to Graphjam’s gay agenda thread, I perform entire marriages by myself. I’m the flowerboy, do a backflip onto the platform, disguise myself as someone else, say the vows, undisguise myself after presenting the ring, kiss the bride, and carry her bags up to the honeymoon suite.
By myself.
Oh, and if needed I’m a stripper for bachelorette parties.
Hmmm, I’ll have to check that out.
Wow Tygor, you got a wife AND a girlfriend. Way to go!
Dirty boy.
Laundry Day! Now who left their socks all over the place?
Judging by the scent, I’m gonna say some dirty dirty trolls. Not my bitter though, I just gave him a bath.
PK has a relatively low amount of first trolls. Since its inception, the Ordinal Post rule, which has the support of the majority of site regulars, we have not seen a correlating increase in the amount of first trolls. The amount of first trolls has stayed roughly the same, but the purpose of the Ordinal Post rule is not as a deterrent. Rather, it serves as a means to balance the utter worthlessness of a first posting with knowledge that is almost always interesting. In the past, well executed Ordinal Post Rule responses have led to some of our most fascinating discussions. In summation, I’d like to leave you with three words of advice, LURK MORE ASSWIPE.
Ah how I love your posts, jane…
I love the Ordinal Post Rule,
assuming I’m a regular
*ducks down expecting fire*
You are, don’t worry. Post more, though. We needs teh intelligence.
a regular or irregular?
Especially since it appears to be a leopard.
“The leopard (pronounced /ˈlɛpərd/; Panthera pardus) is a member of the Felidae family and the smallest of the four “big cats” in the genus Panthera; the other three being the tiger, lion and jaguar. Once distributed across southern Asia and Africa, from Korea to South Africa, the leopard’s range of distribution has decreased radically due to hunting and loss of habitat, and the leopard now chiefly occurs in sub-Saharan Africa. There are fragmented populations in Pakistan, India, Indochina, Malaysia, and China. Due to the loss of range and declines in population, it is graded as a “Near Threatened” species. Its numbers are greater than other Panthera species, all of which face more acute conservation concerns.”
Ordinal rule WIN!
Yay! It’s Vladurday!
Oh Vlad, you smooth talker!
What a dapper fellow. I bet that’s a glass of O positive he’s drinking.
Imported from the Ukraine.
Imported from the Ucranium.
The Ucranium? That’s silly, he wouldn’t…whoa, I feel woozy…
Vlad admires women? I thought that he only admired himself.
Have you seen that scene in American Psycho where he keeps checking himself out while he’s on “the job?”
I figure that’s how Vlad would do it.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I agree.
I love American Psycho
The book’s better than the film, if only because the ending is more ambiguous.
Hmmm…I must check it out….someday, when my reading list is not “required.”
Actually, there is no “the” in front of Ukraine. It is just Ukraine.
“the” makes it sound more official though, don’t you think?
sarah palin? is that you?
She’d be wearing polar bear fur. And have a baby polar bear on a leash to hold her drinks.
i disagree – it would be wolf, that she shot from an airplane so it couldn’t fight back, but the baby polar bear, oh yeah, she’d have at least one of them
I love the assumption that killing a wolf from a plane is easy, or even possible
I bet Chuck Norris could do it. Without using a gun.
Well it’s definitely possible, it’s not like it isn’t done.
Too bad we can’t hunt Liberals from planes…(Sigh)!
HEY! HEY! This is Vladurday! This is a no troll zone! Back in your cage! Back! BACK I SAY!
That’s cuz conservatives shoot through their own foot first.
There’s no hole in my foot, but I’ll go ahead and give you the WIN.
Well played.
You’re a good sport.
Since they have all the guns anyway…..
Aren’t you supposed to be trolling MY posts? BACK TO WORK! YOUR STALKER TROLL ATTENTION IS ONLY FOR ME!
you have the worst stalker troll ever.
His stalker troll appears to have ADD. Of all the luck.
Must be a troll-in-training.
FOCUS, little one…FOCUS!
I have some extra ritalin.
He/she racks a-disciprine
Racks on-
Racks off.
Racks on, racks off, with the racker
*rack rack*
Suicide_Blonde, I may be wrong here, but I’ve never heard of hunting from a PLANE. It goes far too fast.
Now, a helicopter, and we might be on to something.
If anyone can direct me to hunting from a plane that doesn’t involve a .50 caliber and REALLY good aim, I’d appreciate it….
Well, duh. Just use thousand gallon tanks of napalm! That’s the way we did it in ‘Nam, no?
Equal parts of gasoline and orange juice concentrate.
In a styrofoam cup.
Gasoline + styrofoam = I suspect a bad outcome…?
That’s the whole point!
I love that smell… the smell of gasoline and citrus in the morning. Smells like… dead wolves.
Froo, google ‘aerial hunting’ for everything you ever wanted to know about killing animals from a plane. You can watch videos, see images, and even read FAQs on aerial hunting. It’s very edumacational.
Ever hear of an AC-130 gunship? It takes aerial hunting to a whole new level:
{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpyFMEKQyrk&feature=related}
or
{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsA9VtQ_uLg}
Spooky takes HUNTING to a whole new level. The only thing that is a more vicious hunter is the Warthog. The Fart from God…….
I thought “Spooky” was the AC-47, not the AC-130?
It could probably be done from Spooky or Spectre (and possibly a Flying Boxcar), if you converted the miniguns from burst mode to firing single shots. I mean, given that full burst mode allows you to put a single bullet into every individual square inch of a football field (Association, American, Rugby or Gaelic codes).
ironically, that was a common method of hunting wolves, apparently there was some idiot hunter (stress the idiot part) had a brilliant idea of putting a bounty on their heads, so as to encourage larger trophy animals. (unfortunately… it’d have discouraged the bigger ones… funny thing about predator-prey cycles)
I’m no expert, but I believe the helicopter is used to chase the wolves to the point of exhaustion. Then, the mighty hunter lands and shoots the wolves.
I’d be open to correction if anyone here has actually hunted wolves from a helicopter.
I’d hate to see the person who admits to doing that on here. I mean even most conservatives I know thinks thats pretty cruel (if done “for fun”)
“If done improperly and for the sole desire of harming animals.”
I’m not against hunting from a helicopter. If you can hit the animals as they run, have at it with my blessing. If you run them to exhaustion and then shoot them as they lay there panting, you’re no better than John Kerry shooting a caged goose or army-crawling through the forest for deer. On top of that, the cruelty involved in shooting a sedated, caged, or exhausted animal puts you right up there with woman–beaters and child killers.
I’m not familiar with the “Kerry kills caged animals” meme… can you enlighten me?
I *am* familiar with the “Cheney shoots tame, lamed birds on specially stocked hunting preserve” meme, of course. Maybe that’s what you *meant* to say?
Actually, they both did it. The geese that Kerry “hunted” while he was running for president were tame and let out of cages literally minutes before he went after them……I’m not 100% sure they were even capable of flight. Then, the army-crawling through the woods for deer *headdesk*
{http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A50527-2004Oct21.html}
{http://www.nytimes.com/2004/10/22/politics/campaign/22kerry.html}
With the second one, any seasoned hunter knows that for four people to get four geese in two hours of hunting is either extremely lucky, or staged.
{http://www.gunblast.com/040728-Newsmax.htm}
This is the article about him army crawling for deer.
I’m still looking for an archived copy of Mark Steyn’s actual article in the London Telegraph.
I don’t know why froo but I’m so tempted to ask. Do you mind if I hunt your goose shortly after you let it out of it’s cage?
Ooh, can I watch?
Uh………did you just ask to do dirty things to me, or did you just ask to do dirty things to my unborn child? Cuz that’s really going to change the answer….
Awwww… Maxwell got denied *sad face*
Oh wait… it WILL change the answer? Definately talking about you, I do have standards you know…
I’d imagine it might be one of few ways to catch (or rather, kill) individual animals “gone bad” (i.e. doing unto us what we do to animals. ;p )
Those bears had it coming. They shouldn’t have given into their baser needs to eat people, dammit!
A quick google search suggests that there are two ways of hunting involving planes and helicopters. One is track/run the prey until it is exhausted and then land and shoot it. The other is to fly low and slow past the prey and have a person with a rifle shoot through one of the side windows.
Actually, if the info I’m seeing on wiki and in this article on Slate is right aerial hunting is only permitted for purposes of predator population control. Aerial hunting for “sport” is a federal offense.
With a baby seal head for a hat.
Don’t club on the weekends, club every day of the week!
They ARE neighbors.
Seventeenth
The Seventeenth Amendment (Amendment XVII) to the United States Constitution was passed by the Senate on June 12, 1911, the House of Representatives on May 13, 1912, and ratified by the states on April 8, 1913. The amendment supersedes Article I, § 3, Clauses 1 and 2 of the Constitution, transferring Senator selection from each state’s legislature to popular election by the people of each state. It also provides a contingency provision enabling a state’s governor, if so authorized by the state legislature, to appoint a Senator in the event of a Senate vacancy until either a special or regular election to elect a new Senator is held.
Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes – it’s a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
D-d-d-danger, watch behind you – there’s a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
When it seems they’re headed for the final curtain
Bold deduction never fails, that’s for certain
The worst of messes become successes!
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Have you ever wondered what duck mammaries look like? No? Me neither, but the creators of the Howard the Duck movie sure did, and they decided to share it with all of us!
If you don’t believe me, go check out the first 5 minutes of the movie and you’ll see…..
Duck T*ts! Oo-oo!
LOL duck tits. I’ll check it out. Thanks Max.
No don’t thank me… for the love of god, don’t give me credit for that!
Fine, NO thank you, Max.
That’s better….
*hums Duck tits Oo-oo*
Oh no…. I’ve gone and ruined it for myself…
Cocaine, cocktails, stripper poles, it’s a tits blur.
The funny part was… that was supposed to be a KID’S movie…
Course… back in my day we did have movies like “The Dark Crystal” and such… explains a whole lot, doesn’t it?
Those are the same as my “back in my day”s.
Given your pop culture references as well as your drug usage, I wagered you and I were roughly in the same generation, but best not to assume and make an ass out of.. sculpting clay.. or something…. Cocaine’s a helluva drug…
Ah, drugs. I would say “memories”, but.. They’re really all blurry.
Ahhh, brain damage.
Didn’t Lea Thompson have sex with Howard in that movie?
I blocked most of it out, but in Howard’s Defense, Lea Thompson was cute back then!
they didt have a sex scene or anything. kissed, but it was hinted they would be ruffleing each others feathers
Sticking feathers up your arse, doesn’t make you a chicken.
He nailed her. You KNOW he did.
Probably to a wall. After he ravished her with his rakish bad guy charm.
Agreed.Check out his expression. That is the look of a man who knows he is in like Flynn.
But his tie is not up to his usual standard of debonair.
ME a stalker t,a,r ?????
Stop violating the restraining order…and using commas in my name. That confuses me.
would it take commas to confuse you, and thuurrrp to the restraining order.
I’m not really big on being called “tar” either, initials or not.
*brings in the feathers*
You were saying?
can i borrow a few of those feathers? i need them for… something other than sexually teasing the guy i’m seeing………… *shifty eyes* yeah, for that reason.
Why do you think I had so many around? Of course you can burrow them.
Oh boy!!!
runs away to another page
Are you messing around with pages?
Yeah, look where it gets members of Congress..
only lots, its funni oops funny, har har
Reply button is your BFF. Srsly.
ok i give up The Amazing Rando i cant run any more knackered
Here, sit down, have a breather. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to call the police on your stalking butt.
I think she’s bypassed “stalker” and advanced straight to “psycho hose-beast”. Just sayin’.
well call all the police on my stalker butt, i is going to run around and hide he he
Be sure you wear your helmet..
With or without the tinfoil lining?
without. with and it’ll mess up her totally awesome hair style.
You mean the one in which her hair is actually MADE of tinfoil?
I had a stalker named Angie once, she was a rather large girl, who was nice and all, but just tried a bit too hard. Like how she ALWAYS showed up when I was in town, tried her damned-est to sit next to me when I stopped by, and always invited me to her parties just so she could try to get me drunk enough to say “Why the hell not”
It finally took me saying “GOD! No I won’t f*ck you because I have these things called STANDARDS” before she’d leave me alone.
Oh… so THAT’S what I have to do to get the creepy guy at work to leave me alone?
Cause the whole “I’m married” thing didn’t work.
Well, I did it in front of everyone she knew… including her family…
Oh.. I see. That would do it.
On that day I was proud to have earned my “raging asshole” card.
Tisk tisk, Max. Rise above.
You will notice that, nowhere, did I claim to be the “bigger man”
And please leave that snippty bitch in the threads she belongs, that being the “Thorough ass reaming of my singular views on life” threads.
Jane says you’re the “bigger man”…
Well ya know… since we’ve got socialism paying for my health care now, I went ahead and had Anniee pay for my penile enhancement surgery. Anniee’s never been more frothy, but Jane’s never been happier!
I had Anniee pay for both of bitter’s man parts to be enhanced.
Both?
Well ya know, I was just sittin’ on the edge of my bed thinking…. “What if I have a small penis… or just gigantic balls… I dunno!”
bitter has 6 nipples and two penises. Peni? Penii? Whatever. Two dicks. I specifically taxed Anniee’s paycheck for it.
And you gotta be proportionate. It’s important.
I finally got that important datum correct: penes.
Penes who need penes. Are the luckiest penes, in the world…
–help, I’m trapped with an ear worm!
Viking gal, your reply button has been eaten but you just made me laugh harder than I have in weeks. Thank you. So very much.
Isildo, this happens more often that you might think here on PK. It’s not that the reply button has been eaten, but that we’re run out of nesting levels.
Oh and I’d get Anniee to pay for a penis enlargement for me too, but most women say “ouch” as it is!
I’m still having trouble walking but overall I’d say it’s the best thing Anniee’s ever done for us.
It’s a good kind of sore, though, right Janie?
Oh yeah…
Is it just me, or is Vladurday pretty much the only day worth checking this site anymore?
No, that’s pretty much just you
I don’t often drink, but when I do, I prefer the blood of saints.
Stay thirsty my fiends…
*dreamy sigh*
Y’know, I could actually imagine Putin saying that.
On an unrelated note, I have been looking for a faux leopard skin coat for quite some time now. I have a muppet fur coat though that works in a pinch.
f*** u woman oh u didn’t hear me F*** U WOMAN is that better?
GO GREEN SAVE THE ANIMALS MOTHER F******