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You know you haven’t cleaned your freezer out regularly enough when you find the US Air Force has established a cold weather testing facility in there.
And eaten all your Hot Pockets.
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Hmm, not that funny.
At least they tried.
And there aren’t any cats in this one!
I’ll give them a win just for that fact.
No, it wasn’t funny if you saw the whole thing at once, I had to scroll to hit the hot pockets line.
Now that was funny
Agreed! I thought ‘great… another stab at the militar-… eaten all your Hot Pockets!?’ LOL!!!
Yeah, the punchline killed me but the run up was a little wordy.
…and reminds me, I need to buy Hot Pockets before my son starves to death.
*homer drool*
Mmmmmm Hot Pockets…..
Dudes, I don’t know how all of you guys eat Hot Pockets! They’re so nasty!
HOT POCKET
My son and my boyfriend both love the damn things. I think they’re ….ok. Edible. Not what I’d describe as “good” or anything. Cheap and easy, yeah, and at least nominally “food”, that’s about it. Oh, and if you don’t like Hot Pockets? You’ll be phenomenally, overwhelmingly disgusted with the Breakfast Hot Pockets. I can eat a Hot Pocket if I’m hungry enough. My son likes the breakfast ones. I tried one. ONE. Didn’t make it halfway through before I gave up and threw it out. Grosssss.
Have you seen the Jim Gaffigan Hot Pocket standup? It’s priceless!
Oh, yes.
Love it!
Flush pockets…
Is it cold in the middle?
Frozen, sir.
“Or it can be served boiling lava hot…”
“Will it burn my mouth?”
“It’ll destroy your mouth.”
“I’ll take the Hot Pocket!”
“nom”inally…
Cheap and easy? I can think of a few things like that…
I dunno if it’s so much a stab at the military though….
Yeah, I don’t get that their.. For it to be a stab at them, doesn’t it have to say something bad? I don’t see anything bad here…
I’m almost certain using someone’s freezer would be well below the normal costs for temperature testing.
Almost certainly, but you try and find a domestic freezer big enough to hold an entire aeroplane!
And congrats on the proper spelling of aeroplane! (Adds more colour to the conversation!)
Agreed, the Hot Pockets line wasn’t bad, but the setup could have been better.
I know, it’s not one of my best. I don’t know why this one went up when I’ve got other I think are better that never get looked at.
At least I got one on the front page.
Actually, pretty funny. So, no need to apologize.
Actually, one of the best I’ve seen in a while. Favourite’d.
Hey congrats man, Hot Pockets are funny!
It’s cool, yo. It’s way better than most of the ones we’ve had lately. Give yourself a pat on the back.
It was the US military?
And i thought it where the Yhogurt cultures that have evolved Radish-nucleus power!
Death pockets…
Mmmm….Death…Tastes like chicken.
No, death tastes like oblivion, which tastes like red bull, which in my opinion is disgusting.
O’Malley FTW! I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls!!
I learn so many things here.
Hot pocket in the morning. Hot pocket for lunch, and I’ll be dead by the afternoon.
Now they’ve got Lean Pockets. What are they putting in those? The instructions on the box say, “remove from sleeve, place directly in toilet.”
Flush Pocket!
We serve our hot pockets boiling lava hot.
Can I get it cold?
Oh you can get it frozen solid sir.
No wait, that’s not right. Oh well you know what I mean.
Hoooot pockets.
Not as good as your “By Menin”.
Glad I don’t like Hot Pockets…
Mawwwwmmm!
HOT POCKETS!
MAAWWWM! BAFROOOOM! BAFROOM!
I play that game, and make my own damned food…
Nor do I drink energy drinks to stay up and play (I have enough energy already), or eat Hot Pockets..
I love Hot Pockets. They’re breathtaking.
What exactly is a hotpocket? Pastry? Chocolate? Fruit pie? Macaroni pie (I’m all sidetracked now mmmmmmmmmmm)?
{http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Pockets}
Link to the Wiki. They’re like molten death if you eat them too soon after they microwave, but they’re so very very good……. *drool*
I prefer Jim Gaffigan’s take on Hot Pockets. “I think I’m gonna die.”
See below!
I saw that right after I posted the above. Great link!
If you like hot pockets, you might like these:
{http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four’N_Twenty_Pie}
They’re sort of like a pot pie, but smaller and taste a whole lot better. This particular brand isn’t the only one, you can actually get better from a bakery.
I do not want to eat anything that invokes me thinking about 24 blackbirds baked into a pie. Because, ew.
Blackbirds baking in the dead of night.
Take these broken wings and make a pie…
Nevermore.
I soooo have to share that with my Beatles-nut friend!
I would just like to take a moment to appreciate this bit ‘o funny.
Yeah, that was my first thought on my initial visit to Australia. I quickly became addicted to them though. You can just call them ‘a pie’ and everyone here will now what you’re talking about. Supposedly they’re being sold in the U.S., so if you run across them, givem them a try.
Hot pocket = “Hey I know! Let’s take a pop tart and fill it with nasty meat!”
just off to look in my freezer,……….. eeekk theres 2 euro fighters and a apache helicopter in mine best get cleaning, no hot pockets left
DONT NO ONE, NOT EVEN THE US MILITIARY, EAT MY HOT POCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iz not US AIRFORCE here iz ROYAL MARINES in mi freezer 40 COMMANDO i finks, no SGT MAJ from 45 COMMANDO taking all away, no not take all hot pockets,
I will kill you. Leave now or death is eminent. Seriously. This is not the website you think it is.
I volunteer to be your assistant and hand you any particular Tools Of Pain And Death that you might desire for the job.
*holds out hand* Michael Bolton CD, please.
*Here’s the Kenny G you requested*
I brought John Tesh sings Christmas. And earplugs. Let’s do this.
Here is the director’s cut of Ishtar. Handle with care.
And a copy of Seasons in the Sun by Terry jacks.
No mercy.
I’ve got Linda McCartney’s solo album and everything Oasis made after the year 2000.
I know I said no mercy but,……oowww! Mustard gas for the ears.
I volunteer to help Danbala!
I’ve got the jumper cables, mayo and the midget!
Angie. That kind of talk is only allowed at ICHC. You bring that here and they’ll need dental records to identify you.
You only need those if the body is found..
*finding a whole new level of respect (and fear) for eddie*
I think I just realized how Eddie keeps his lawn fertilized so well year-round. O_O
And even then, only if after I’m done playing with the corpse they can verify that they’re human remains….
Tygor.. you sick sick man.
So Eddie…. how’s Hoffa doin?
Let’s put it this way, even God won’t find him.. Muuuuwhaaaaaaa!
They only need to find the teeth really. Speaking of which, I have some new “Beaded” necklaces for sell.
I don’t think I would bother leaving the teeth lying around when I’m hiding a body.. Oh, and would you mind giving those back? I can’t eat without them..
to The Amazing Rando you cant catch me THUUURRRRP!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep a close eye out your window, little one.
He knows where you live.
Not for nothing is he Amazing.
That’s right. And Angie, you watch entirely too much Animal Planet. And you really need to load that dishwasher.
HOT POCKET!
Link.
Jim Gaffigan is my hero.
It’s Bill’s birthday.
I hate that guy.
There’s cake in the conference room.
Well, I should say hello….
Hope it’s chocolate for me…
Is it real cake or is it lie cake?
It appears to be weather testing of a F4 at the climate testing facility on Eglin AFB, Fl. There are not many peolpe who have stood in snow in the middle of summer in Florida.
Cool stuff!
That is really cool. They should totally do maintenance in ice skates.
You would be correct, it’s the McKinley Climatic Lab.
I’ve been by it, they have a ginormous thermometer on the outside that goes down to minus way to effin cold. I used to live on eglin when my bro was stationed there. No better alarm clock than an F-15 at 7 am.
LOL! I used to live in the desert outside of L.A. not to far from where Rockwell built the B-1. The plant was 9 miles away as the crow flies, yet when they fired up the engines my house would literally shake and rattle. I love the sound of freedom!
I was stationed on Oki for three years, and a house I stayed in off-base was directly on Kadena’s flight path. F-15s going low over the house early on a Saturday morning is bad, but F-16s are by far the worst. By far. Those damn lawn darts pack a helluva rumble.
“minus way to effin cold”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I’m stealing that one!
My parents met at Eglin. Weird. Dad?
That an F-4 Phantom II? …. Or a MiG 23… something similar.
It’s a Phantom.
Wow!
Never saw a frozen jet plane.
It keeps the martinis chilled. Very useful on those longer flights.
Just be aware that taking off can be a little intense.
“I think we might need a little de-icing.”
“Where’s the defrost button on this thing? I can never find the defrost button.”
Hang around Eielson AFB in the middle of winter sometime..
Frozen on a jetplane,
Don’t know when I’ll feel my toes again
LOL!!! Nice one, SB!
At the risk of sounding like more of an idiot than usual, seconded.
Crap, I just snorted martini out of my nose…
The martini makes it classy, at least.
“Have you tried the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It’s a Hot Pocket inside a Hot Pocket.”
I love Jim Gaffigan! “You can dunk it in the toilet.” LOL
Obvious Pimp My Ride joke in 3… 2…
Wonder if they’re in Alabama….. A rare few will understand my reference. haha
This was featured in Wired. I am not sure where it is, but its not the USAF.
From the nose of the Phantom (no gun, IR sensor or laser designator) I’d think it’s a B or N model, which suggests a USN machine.
Wot are hot pockets?
Pockets.
That are hot.
Asked and answered. See comments above. Or go to Wiki.
Pop tarts filled with nasty meat. Sheesh.
No, that’s a Toaster Scramble.
Don’t forget the “cheese” – glue that’s called “cheese”. *Gag*
Totally LOL’d at this definition!
I like the S’mores Pop Tarts.
Seriously, they’re awesome.
I don’t really get how they’re breakfast food, though. More like dessert.
*ahem*
No, Pop-Tarts ™ are two pieces of cardboard glued together by some form of jam, jelly, preserves or other sugar-laden substance. Optionally (i. e. usually) provided with plastic frosting in a “complimentary” flavor (assume extra sugar and you can’t miss).
The Pop Tarts filled with nasty meat are a whole-nother-thing. Please don’t ask or pursue.
I’m begging you here, please. Please? Pretty please?!!?
*puppy-dog eyes* Pleeeeezzzzzee???!??!?
Tell me about the nasty meat pop tarts.
Meat pop tarts? *shudders.* the “Death by Chocolate” ones were bad enough.
Dude that happened to me when I was in tech school, and I STILL got a demerit for not defrosting my freezer!
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This room is in fact a millitary device, designed to test millitary equipment under extreme weather conditions. Ranging from -50 Celcius up to 55 Celcius and artificial rain up to 5 meters per hour.