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Aren’t they always?
*drives her bus*
*texts*
ZOMG I’M DRIVING A FCUKING BUS!
*crashes*
*loses another job*
831
(I love you)
(8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
after the train fiasco i’m surprised they gave you another job in mass transit…
There’s a shortage of drivers.
*texts Rando*
They don’t call it the failbus for nothing!
I’d text you back, but right now I’m on a boat.
*joins rando on a boat*
*grabs her swim suit and her flippie floppies*
Epic.
Hey, this ain’t seaworld…
but captain wow in a swimsuit sounds nice-stalks the boat with a camera- she is pretty
Don’t parody me, buddy.
*blushes and waves at bitter troll*
Damnit.. And I’m at Kinko’s straight flippin copies..
You know what? You should be on a boat.
Everyone should be on a boat.
I’M ON A BOAT, MOTHAFCUKA, ON A BOAT!
{http://music-mix.ew.com/2009/08/31/navy-on-a-boat/}
guys in the navy. “i’m on a boat”. full dress uniform. ’nuff said.
That was beautiful. I want to make my own mothafcukin boat video now!
i was especially fond of the guy who won the boat ride… he was pretty hot in his dress uniform.
Yeah he was a cutie
I’d like to inspect his rigging 
Andy?
He’s awesome. He’s also an SNL actor and a member of the comedy group “Thelonelyisland”. Their songs are great- they created I’m on a Boat.
No, this is a Navy take off of the original. But I LOVE Andy Samberg and totally want to inspect his rigging even more.
The problem is he would Jizz in his Pants.
And of course, you wouldn’t have a second chance.
He’s such a Cool Guy, he’d have to Walk Away from the Explosion.
G’night Iggler, I’m off to bed.
Night night, Blondie.
I’m not sleeping tonight, guys, I have school starting in two days and I need to get as much idiocy in as possible. Anybody got a spare set of trolls they can throw so I can bash?
Tygor, I think you left your Dick in a Box.
No, I’m certain I left it in the Mark Wahlberg’s hat.
Just another Lazy Sunday.
Say hello to your mother for me!
Thanks, that video has been removed.
If I lived in California, I’d be tempted to join you!
Come on over paws! Where do you live anyway?
Great Britains.
I’m riding on a dolphin, doin’ flips and shit!
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan!
Fcuk trees I climb Buoys muthafcuka!
there be a bomb in your text, if you text over `15 words a min, the bomb be armed. if you text below 10 after that..the bomb goes off…NOOOO-arms the movie waterworld to play-
That gets me every time
For those who don’t know, his happened this past winter in Seattle. Due to a refusal to allow the DOT to use salt on the roads (because salt is bad for the ocean) a bus was unable to stop going down a hill and wound up hanging over I-5 during the afternoon commute. It was several hours before the whole thing got taken care of.
Meanwhile, I love the caption!
*this not his
GAH
Wait a minute…. SALT IS BAD FOR THE OCEAN??!! Isn’t that kinda like “Christians against Christ?”
*news flash*
Oxygen is bad for the air.
fish are bad for the ocean too ,they keep pooping in it!!! we should wage war on these evil doers
Uh, that is Sea Kittens, Mister Troll.
sea kittens and sea cucumbers are a axis of evil that commits evil acts of evil
That was the Mayors decision, and thats why we just voted him out of office
They aren’t allowed to use salt because salt is bad for the RIVERS not the ocean.
News reported for several days running “salt is bad for Puget Sound” (which, incidentally is salt-water, like the ocean).
Near the NJ shore, they use beach sand on the roadways…lots around, and it is easy on the cars (less rust). But not as good as road salt.
Road salts are mostly NaCl, whereas ocean salt also has calcium, potassium and bicarbonate, plus traces of a few dozen other ions.
Oh yeah?! Well our salt tastes better on everything! Take THAT oceans!
*adds Mrs. Dash to ocean* There. That’s much better.
*shudders*
Ask the whales how the ocean gets so salty…. especially during mating season.
*barfs*
This wasn’t because the city refused to use salt, it’s because the Tour Bus driver decided to take a shortcut down one of the steepest hills in Seattle (that would be Capitol Hill) down a sidestreet & of course that lost control of the bus!! BTW the salt isn’t bad for the ocean, it’s bad for everything else around including the roads–notice all those extra potholes this winter & spring? That was because the city did (eventually) use salt on the roads
But they didn’t cite the damage the salt would cause to anything but the Sound. I have high contempt for incompetent, pandering politicians.
Wouldn’t it just be easier to say politicians? That’s kind of like 4 weddings and a funeral. One and the same.
Yeah, but I keep hoping for a different breed to appear…
An unusually snowy winter in Seattle might I add, it was Beautiful though! Followed by an unusually Hot summer
Orrrr…it could also have been because, you know, SDOT was so overstretched that they were only doing main roads, and the bus drivers chose to ignore the posted closure of the hillside, and go down it anyway.
When the accident happened SDOT was not being allowed to use salt. I don’t hold SDOT responsible, I blame Nickles.
Well it *is* true that the stupid bus driver should not have turned down that hill, salted or not. He almost invented a shortcut to I-5, although the on-ramp is kinda abrupt.
Didn’t a second bus almos careen into it?
I saw that accident happen. We were at REI , and looked over when we herd the crash. That was the best Chrismas ever – being stuck at home in Seattle for an extra week because of the horrendous weather kept planes on the ground and us stucck out at the farm!!
*heard and stuck
Oh man, I remember driving North on I-5 out of Seattle, looking up and going “WTF”? Libby’s posting is spot on.
ps. they don’t use “salt” on the roads, its actually a potash/sand combination. Yes, this is bad for the environment when it all sluices down Seattle’s streets directly into the ocean.
Additionally,everyone else in Seattle seemed to know that the hill streets were bad, WTF is wrong with these two drivers, endangering their young passengers like that???
“Duh, sorry boss, I saw dudley turn, so I just followed him!”
The buses were trying to travel down Denny Way (which passes over I-5, you can see it in the distance in the photo) but it was closed due to snow/steep hill with ice. So they tried to turn around and go another route through the residential streets, went the wrong way, got stuck on a hill and couldn’t stop when they hit the ice. The drivers were not local, they didn’t know where to go or where to avoid going. Luckily no one died.
I’m sure the driver needed a change of pants!!
…and then the accident happened!
Exactly. What was the driver supposed to do? ‘Well, I know we’re headed from Eastern Washington to Seattle, and we’re kindof there, so you can get out and walk now.’?
That accident was the only thing on the news all day. That’s a close call many people would call ‘god’s love’
Generally, yes, they use potash/sand, but, they said specifically in their media releases that they would not use salt or any other deicers because of the damage to the environment. I grant you that the usual chemical or potash/sand deicers, used in quantity would be bad for the environment, but you can use ROCK SALT or even FREAKING TABLE SALT to melt ice also, without the same negative impact.
my sister was there when this happened. It was an athletic trip for high school kids and the driver couldn’t slow his bus down on the tons and tons of snow and ice. The second bus was close behind but was able to slow down just in time.
yeah, my sister was like “that bus is going pretty fast.”
seriously! I heard people were outside on the hill sidewalks and screaming and waving at the buses to not go down the hill, but down they went! The hill was a sheet of ice that day.
I guess the drivers promised the kiddies a thrill if they behaved?
I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
Eeehhh, What’s up doc?
And happy new academic year, pittypat!
Thanks, I guess, and to you too!
*braces self for onslaught*
<3 <3 <3
I love my job, but the contrast between no students and a full college campus is…aaaaah! I think I’ll harvest some mint and have a preparatory mojito!
*passes one to pittypat*
Skoal! That should take the edge off for both of us!
*chugs* MOAR!
*crushes some more mint, mixes*
Bottoms up! We’re going to need it!
I’ve been plugging away at my master’s for so long that I’ve forgotten what first day of classes, fall semester, in the morning, looked like. I was like, oh my class is on Wednesday night, I should head on over to the university to pay my parking and get books. Shower? Why bother, I just have to get a blow dryer and shower before my job interview this afternoon, I’ll just throw on these exercise pants and put my hair in a ponytail. I get there and it’s packed. I was like, who are all these children and why are they in my parking lot?!
And why hasn’t Tygor killed and fried them yet for my food pay this year?!
They’re baaaaaaack!
no he was staring at boobs on a ad
Well, he could have fallen asleep….
Such coinsidence. They were talking about texting and driving in the news today. Lol. -delete stupid comment after enter has been pressed-
Haha, I like this comment but… I thought the first caption when this had just happened was a bit funnier.
As for the salting, well I can understand not salting near a fresh water system, but seriously the puget sound IS salt. I thought nickels was an idiot about this whole thing. Not only did he NOT want to use any form of salt deicer, I think they actually sprayed a chemical one that was supposed to be not as damaging.
He also didn’t have the streets properly plowed in fear of damaging the street sensors. My take is if a plow damages them, then they’re improperly placed to begin with. Instead he had them used some rubber thing to “break it up a bit to make it rough for traction” but all it did was pack it down and turn it into ice. Good for sledders, not so much for drivers. Hence Seattle was pretty well shut down for awhile.
is dennis hooper in there anywhere
For what it’s worth, in the recent primary election, Commisar Nickels came in third and will not be on the Nov. ballot. So we won’t have him to kick around anymore.
Oh? Nickels was so bad that we’re going to be telling stories about him for a good long time. He’s probably the worst Mayor Seattle has had in my lifetime.
There were two buses that slid down that hill. The second one pushed the first one farther past the guardrail. Here’s a link to the news story.
http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_121908WXB_bus_hangs_over_I-5_TP.7ba7cab9.html
LOL Oh Seattle. If Denny Way is “too icy” then damnit, those other roads are going to be worse.
Silly people. :]
Winter of 08″ in Seattle. An out of towner bus was taking back street to go to freeway offramp. Stop just short of the fence, but the 2nd with him smack him. Causing this. Hole was in the fence for 3 weeks before it got fixed.
And the best part was the buses full of band kids was from Central WA where there is MUCH stronger climate than what Seattle gets.
Yet much fewer hills. And the snow is usually drier. I know whereof I speak. I grew up there.
Besides they actually have plows in those places. They have plows in Seattle as well. They just don’t use them. They don’t bother with them in Tacoma as well where I live.