Comments on: If you’re Crazy

By: Roflsneezia

Roflsneezia — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:37:43 +0000

like if they know they’re schizophrenic, then they’re schizophrenic, not crazy :/

By: Roflsneezia

Roflsneezia — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:36:49 +0000

i realised the ther day hat if you KNOW you’re crazy, then you obviously aren’t.

By: sup

sup — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:21:45 +0000

Have you ever seen “Inside North Korea”? The people DO blindly love him. Why they do I will never know…

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:04:08 +0000

Epic WIN!!!!1!

By: braeduin

braeduin — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:48:28 +0000

Sadly not enough North Koreans hate him enough to overthrow his regime.

By: Nött'z

Nött'z — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:07:31 +0000

You call this madness eh!? THIS IS SPARTAAA! * Roundhouse kicks “PortlandMark” into the huge water well he decided to stand next to as he delivered his response. *

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:32:23 +0000

Sorry, still respect/aspire to be Brock Sampson )

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:15:44 +0000

I am predominantly “yellow”… please disregard opposing blue and green highlights…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:13:29 +0000

Um, okay. Cut and paste your response into an English to N. Korean translator to find exactly what kind of crazy response your opposite equivalent had to say. Once we cancel out all you crazies on one side or the other, the remaining middle can decide what happens.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:10:12 +0000

I love where you’re going with the whole “understanding history before we can change it” thing, but, in addition to all the baggage that SE Asia brings to any discussion of it’s future (did you know they’ve been civilized for centuries longer than Europe? I was shocked to learn what they accomplished when my ancestors were learning the principles of boating, whiskey, and beer) but also, Kim Jong Il was the chosen crazy of a Crazy Korean Dictator from years back. We’ll be pretty f’ing lucky if the next “Dear Leader” show’s more sense and basic arithmetic acumen.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:59:25 +0000

Very nice post, Ma’am!

By: Kim Jong-Il

Kim Jong-Il — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:57:40 +0000

You right, we should tax murder. Its been going on throughout history and its still happening. That “thou shalt not” approach doesn’t seem to work. Now, I shoot missile at you.

By: Kim Jong-Il

Kim Jong-Il — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:43:28 +0000

I am crazy? Didn’t I support Obama for President? Didn’t Obama offer to meet with me without preconditions? A meeting of the minds, two equals calmly discussing the benefits of socialism? Didn’t Obama send a former President of the United States to negotiate for hostages with me? Wasn’t I going to launch a missile at Hawaii on the 4th of July? And didn’t I launch a cyber attack in response to Obama’s “firm resolve?” You democrats crazy.

By: mooo

mooo — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:52:10 +0000

I think atila would have liked it

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:06:28 +0000

I’M MATT DAMON

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:20:53 +0000

And then it’s a feta accompli.

By: brak

brak — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:16:52 +0000

I’m the right color! Yay!

By: Bob

Bob — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:24:02 +0000

wheredictators get all this green overalls from?

By: bodo

bodo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:09:45 +0000

Especially with 100+ cub scouts (and probably at least that many siblings) kicking up dust…

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:14:43 +0000

I have also tested and confirmed the existence of the Inverse Ordinal Post Rule, as well. I posted a random fact about randomness, and got useless number posts in reply. It was a quite fun and interesting experiment.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:13:19 +0000

Camping. It’s fun for a couple days, then it REALLY makes you love indoor plumbing and your water heater!!

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:22:12 +0000

Brae, I hope you realize that many North Koreans do NOT love the man. He’s a dictator, and his people are curious. The fact that they’re kept dumb and in the dark doesn’t mean they all blindly worship the only information they’re given.

By: bitter clown

bitter clown — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:15:59 +0000

Hmm, they’re ALL crazy then…

By: braeduin

braeduin — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:07:45 +0000

Kim Jong Il is many things but crazy isn’t one of them. His country suffers from famine each year, the power grid can’t even cope with providing electricity to the capitol let alone the whole nation. All this goes on while he wines and dines in his luxurious palaces and is surrounded by stunningly hot women fawning on him. Yet still the people of North Korea worship and adore him. You can’t be crazy and get results like that.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:44:26 +0000

Who wants… (dramatic music) PIZZA ROLLS??!!

By: bodo

bodo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:37:38 +0000

That too, actually.

By: Nött'z

Nött'z — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:32:37 +0000

No, hes not crazy. It’s the people who serve him who are crazy.
I’ll face death before I bow down to any human on this crazy rock!
They cling on to their meaningless existence like it’s worth something.

By: Squiggly

Squiggly — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:44:10 +0000

GO TEAM VENTURE!!!

By: charro

charro — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:35:29 +0000

I read that as your brain nearly clogged with mud..

By: bodo

bodo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:28:09 +0000

Other options…other options…Oh!

How about Twinkies on Guinea pigs?

Pretzels on hamsters?

Pie on bunnies?

Grilled-cheese sandwiches strapped to (leprosy-free) armadillos?

Ok, I think I might be getting silly now (it’s past my bedtime and I was camping all weekend – my drain nearly clogged with mud when I finally got a shower this evening).

By: librarianchat

librarianchat — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:42:22 +0000

roll em up rolle m up throw em in the pan

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:18:18 +0000

Like Mrs. Beasley was fluent in Buffy?

By: ElbieSee

ElbieSee — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:14:43 +0000

Will we have to talk in LOLspeak? Because I’m quite fluent in it. Kind of like Barbara Billingsley was in Jive…

By: Blackqhat

Blackqhat — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:01:45 +0000

Kitten Pastries?

By: Blackqhat

Blackqhat — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:00:03 +0000

hmmm, what if we’d given Atila the Hun a hug. Would he kill us or hug us back. We must try this, oh and *clap clap*

By: mooo

mooo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:53:27 +0000

Now that is change I can believe in-

Puppy cakes… what will they come up with next?

By: mooo

mooo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:51:55 +0000

You’re forgeting the whole hug thing. Hug first, dairy second.

Then bill clinton comes to save us

By: charro

charro — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:26:40 +0000

Cheese Louise, Jane, that’s a grate idea! Ricotta try that one!

By: bodo

bodo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:22:47 +0000

No…but we have cake! And puppies! And…and…cake strapped to the back of a puppy!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:21:51 +0000

What if we butter him up first?

By: charro

charro — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:05:25 +0000

I dairy-say he would take offense.

By: mooo

mooo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:59:32 +0000

I second that. I am pro pants-choice. Some people don’t need pants, and some people REALLY do

By: mooo

mooo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:58:00 +0000

I wonder what Kim Jong Il would do if he saw this comment stream about various elements of dairy products

By: mooo

mooo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:56:39 +0000

Oh don’t have a cow

By: charro

charro — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:31:40 +0000

Awww… *hugs* for my bitter troll. Nothing cheddar than spreading the love.

*hugs* for mooo too, but I’m a moo from way back.

By: nostromo

nostromo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:08:25 +0000

Inherited the whole country from his daddy…will pass it on in due time to his son…no threats to his rule in sight, even potentially…oh yeah..barking mad….not.

By: mooo

mooo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:05:58 +0000

and you are two are udder essentials for my army

By: mooo

mooo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:02:57 +0000

Army of Hugs- Check, Army of cows- Check

My life is complete ^.^

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:01:35 +0000

i know, your very guda-hugs-

By: charro

charro — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:50:57 +0000

I’m not a muenster dear. Don’t get bleu.