If you’re Crazy
If you’re crazy and you know it….
(Kim Jong-Il)
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FIRST.
what? to spill your load to this picture?
no to clap his hands
i realised the ther day hat if you KNOW you’re crazy, then you obviously aren’t.
like if they know they’re schizophrenic, then they’re schizophrenic, not crazy :/
La Tomatina is a food fight festival held on the last Wednesday of August each year in the town of Buñol in the Valencia region of Spain. Tens of thousands of participants come from all over the world to fight in a brutal battle where more than one hundred metric tons of over-ripe tomatoes are thrown in the streets.
The week-long festival features music, parades, dancing, and fireworks. On the night before the tomato fight, participants of the festival compete in a paella cooking contest. It is tradition for the women to wear all white and the men to wear no shirts. This festival started in a casual way in 1945[1], but wasn’t officially recognized until 1952.
At around 10 a.m., the first event of the Tomatina begins. The first feat is for the crowd to figure out how to get people to climb up a greased pole with a ham at the top. While this is happening, the group works up a frenzy singing and dancing while being showered from hoses. Once someone is able to release the ham from the pole, several trucks haul the bounty of tomatoes into the center of the town, Plaza del Pueblo. The tomatoes come from Extremadura, where they are less expensive and are grown specifically for the festival as they are not of good taste for consumption. The signal for the beginning of the fight is firing of water cannons, and the chaos begins. Those who partake in this event are strongly encouraged to wear protective safety goggles and gloves. In addition, they must squish the tomatoes before throwing for safety precautions. After exactly one hour, the fighting ends when the water cannons are fired once more to signal the end. At this point, no more tomatoes can be thrown. The cleaning process involves the use of fire trucks to spray down the streets, with water provided from a Roman aqueduct.The tomato fight has been a strong tradition in Buñol since 1944 or 1945.[1] No one is completely certain how this event originated. Possible theories on how the Tomatina began include a local food fight among friends, a juvenile class war, a volley of tomatoes from bystanders at a carnival parade, a practical joke on a bad musician, and the chaotic aftermath of an accidental lorry spillage. One of the most popular theories is that disgruntled townspeople attacked city councilmen with tomatoes during a town celebration. Whatever happened to begin the tradition, it was enjoyed so much that it was repeated the next year, and the year after that, and so on. The holiday was banned during the Spanish State period under Francisco Franco for having no religious significance, but returned in the 1970s after his demise.[1]
er dude,,, wtf?
PK is still doing the ordinal post rule, right?
Yup.
When some moron posts a meaningless post à la “first” – the response is to share a fact with the forum – whether it be a short and useful one, or a more meaty one like the Tomatino article AC posted here. This way, it is ensured that the forum will get something meaningful out of a “first” (or “second” and so on) post.
I have also tested and confirmed the existence of the Inverse Ordinal Post Rule, as well. I posted a random fact about randomness, and got useless number posts in reply. It was a quite fun and interesting experiment.
Sounds like fun, did you go?
Yeah, it was absolutely insane. Splashing in a river of Tomato mush was fun although some of the spanish youths are kind of scary…
No, they’re staunch defenders of democracy. TOMATOES HATE OUR FREEDOM!
Very nice post, Ma’am!
Just a thought, but has anyone ever considered that the reason some of these leaders are such potential threats is because the world constantly laughs at them, disrespects them, calls them “evil” or “crazy.” I mean… if you hear something enough, sometimes you become it. Besides, how can we be like “Hey, you “bat shit crazy evil dictator” you should do as we say. I mean, if i were one of these guys and everyone around me mocked me and my country and therefore my people were all being insulted constantly because we didn’t live up to the “American model” (and American history has definitely been wishy washy) I would start to make some more aggressive moves as well. It just seems to me like bullying never works. Maybe we are just a few hugs short of world peace? and we never stopped to try.
He’s probably called crazy because he holds his people hostage in a cult state, where they’re all practically made to worship him. At the same time, he mostly denies them the basic necessities of life. Oh yeah, and there’s that thing about using the threat of nukes as a way to get people to negotiate (he’s said he’ll wipe the US off the map), which is really more like blackmail.
Look at the “why” not at the “what.”
What do you think came first? The bat-shit crazy behavior or the universal disrespect?
I think that his whole country has a history that predates him. The crazy came after.
The history that predates him was his father. Before that, the Russians. And before that, the Japanese. Oh… wait… you may be on to something. *hugs*
Inherited the whole country from his daddy…will pass it on in due time to his son…no threats to his rule in sight, even potentially…oh yeah..barking mad….not.
I love where you’re going with the whole “understanding history before we can change it” thing, but, in addition to all the baggage that SE Asia brings to any discussion of it’s future (did you know they’ve been civilized for centuries longer than Europe? I was shocked to learn what they accomplished when my ancestors were learning the principles of boating, whiskey, and beer) but also, Kim Jong Il was the chosen crazy of a Crazy Korean Dictator from years back. We’ll be pretty f’ing lucky if the next “Dear Leader” show’s more sense and basic arithmetic acumen.
Maybe he’s just ronery…so ronery, and sadry arone.
MATT DAMON should help him out.
I’M MATT DAMON
poor rittle him…..
bitter troll gets chicken dance song in head when he looks at that foto so bitterly
No, hes not crazy. It’s the people who serve him who are crazy.
I’ll face death before I bow down to any human on this crazy rock!
They cling on to their meaningless existence like it’s worth something.
Um, okay. Cut and paste your response into an English to N. Korean translator to find exactly what kind of crazy response your opposite equivalent had to say. Once we cancel out all you crazies on one side or the other, the remaining middle can decide what happens.
You call this madness eh!? THIS IS SPARTAAA! * Roundhouse kicks “PortlandMark” into the huge water well he decided to stand next to as he delivered his response. *
I think he just needs a hug. Yes, he may kill you, but I don’t think he got enough love in his childhood, but thats just me. (( )) *hugs
Agreed. Lets face it, if you trace anyone back far enough they are an innocent. He is nothing more than the sum of all of his experiences and their impact on him. And all those experiences made him what he is today. However, experiences are based largely on setting and circumstance. And since settings and circumstance are based on larger setting and larger circumstance, maybe each of us not only has a little Kim Jong-il in us, but maybe we are are all partly to blame for who and what he is. The only way to make “evil” men disappear is for each one of us to start with ourselves. Erase out own personal hatreds, believe in the goodness of others. Show love to everyone and help anyone you can. If we do that then we will be impacting the setting. And after a few years of building the setting, we will make sure that no child’s experiences lead him to be anything… but happy.
And what about his son? The guy that’s going to be taking over the most isolated country in the world? I really doubt Kim Jong did a whole lot to make his son feel loved. But, I’m not going to judge a dictators parenting. Hugs to him, too.
you know what- hugs to everyone in north korea!
I’m not going to be picky- hugs to everyone, cuz everyone deserves a hug!
Today- hug everyone or smile at everyone you see that looks down or sad. So maybe, they won’t end up like this guy
>.<
Your hugs are to plant a bug on me to monitor my thoughts.
You're smiling because you're laughing you know I did when I thought I was alone.
Don't think I don't know! =P
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!
I mean…. uh. You’re just as crazy as Kim. Why would anyone use hugs for an excuse to bug someone.
Matbe thats why they banned hugs at my high school due to “sexual harassment”. Well, now I know the real reason
Hugs to all green icon posters!!
Do I count?
Of course! *hug*
Now, we must all band together, there’s strength in numbers, together we can rule this site!! Yaaaaaay!!!
Yay!
i love you guys *sniff*
-notes clown and jane may be politkal rivals…..-strokes troll chin- what would puin do?
Invading blue icon poster!! GET HIM!!!
AHHH -runs away-
I now have a crazy hug army…. Chyesssss
I’m the right color! Yay!
I am predominantly “yellow”… please disregard opposing blue and green highlights…
Don’t you mean “Moo hahahahaha”?
er… curds you.
Ah, now you’re just milking it.
you two gonna chew the cud all day?
Cheesus, bitter! Leave us be!
-cries and sits in the corner-
Awww… Don’t let things churn out this way.
-looks up with milky eyes- but you moooooove me
I’m not a muenster dear. Don’t get bleu.
i know, your very guda-hugs-
Army of Hugs- Check, Army of cows- Check
My life is complete ^.^
and you are two are udder essentials for my army
Awww… *hugs* for my bitter troll. Nothing cheddar than spreading the love.
*hugs* for mooo too, but I’m a moo from way back.
Oh don’t have a cow
I wonder what Kim Jong Il would do if he saw this comment stream about various elements of dairy products
I dairy-say he would take offense.
What if we butter him up first?
Cheese Louise, Jane, that’s a grate idea! Ricotta try that one!
You’re forgeting the whole hug thing. Hug first, dairy second.
Then bill clinton comes to save us
And then it’s a feta accompli.
Freud would be proud of you analysis. Except he would throw in a phallic symbol for good measure.
if you analyze anyone, the number one answer will always be: Needs a hug
look at any case in history. Couldnt they all have been solved by a little hug and compassion?
hmmm, what if we’d given Atila the Hun a hug. Would he kill us or hug us back. We must try this, oh and *clap clap*
I think atila would have liked it
He looks like he’s stoned out of his mind.
He doesn’t know it.
if you raff you ruse !!
I don’t think he knows it.
What is it with Kim Jong-Il and track suits?
Dr Venture calls them speed suits!
GO TEAM VENTURE!!!
Who wants… (dramatic music) PIZZA ROLLS??!!
Sorry, still respect/aspire to be Brock Sampson )
He is praying to the messiah Obama.
We all know this will be Obama socialist republic in a few years.
didnt they say that about bush a few years ago?
No! Bad Sqwirk! Why did you have to say that?
ya, bitter troll remembers liberal’s saying that about reagan, then again about bush, then repuricakans about that horny bill guy, then again with the liberals about bush, and now the repurikans bout the obama guy.
bitter troll is starting to think other parties are dooms day cults if they not in control…
…join the bitter party..we party naked
Join the Pragmatic Party – we believe that a better approach to making some behaviors or actions illegal is to work towards a solution that will benefit the “offender” (kinda like libertarians, but more practical). Mostly because the “Thou Shalt Not” approach doesn’t seem to really work, does it? For how many years would you guess abortion has been illegal throughout history (and I’m not just talking the US here)? And yet, was it still happening? I think it should be illegal to protest abortion unless you’ve adopted at least one child, personally. I don’t like abortion, but it’s going to happen – unless we maybe teach our kids about contraception? What? We can’t do that either? “Just say no?” Huh? Same with drugs, prostitution – shoot, we could be taxing these behaviors instead of paying for the person’s upkeep. Do the thou-shalt-not folks really believe that the gossamer thread of the law is preventing hordes of people from running out and buying drugs? Seriously? “Yeah, I wanted to try that heroin stuff, but shucks, it’s illegal.”
Plus, if we had a viable third party, the Republicrats and Democans might have to start actually thinking about things instead of simply doing a knee-jerk wrong-side-of-the-aisle reaction.
Or, possibly, nothing would ever get decided and the legislature would melt down (hmmm…would that be a bad thing?).
But… Do you party naked?
NUDITY! vote bitter troll…cause pants suck
I second that. I am pro pants-choice. Some people don’t need pants, and some people REALLY do
No…but we have cake! And puppies! And…and…cake strapped to the back of a puppy!
Now that is change I can believe in-
Puppy cakes… what will they come up with next?
Kitten Pastries?
Will we have to talk in LOLspeak? Because I’m quite fluent in it. Kind of like Barbara Billingsley was in Jive…
Like Mrs. Beasley was fluent in Buffy?
Other options…other options…Oh!
How about Twinkies on Guinea pigs?
Pretzels on hamsters?
Pie on bunnies?
Grilled-cheese sandwiches strapped to (leprosy-free) armadillos?
Ok, I think I might be getting silly now (it’s past my bedtime and I was camping all weekend – my drain nearly clogged with mud when I finally got a shower this evening).
I read that as your brain nearly clogged with mud..
That too, actually.
Camping. It’s fun for a couple days, then it REALLY makes you love indoor plumbing and your water heater!!
Especially with 100+ cub scouts (and probably at least that many siblings) kicking up dust…
You right, we should tax murder. Its been going on throughout history and its still happening. That “thou shalt not” approach doesn’t seem to work. Now, I shoot missile at you.
I can’t helps meself
You need a spanking.
roll em up rolle m up throw em in the pan
Kim Jong Il is many things but crazy isn’t one of them. His country suffers from famine each year, the power grid can’t even cope with providing electricity to the capitol let alone the whole nation. All this goes on while he wines and dines in his luxurious palaces and is surrounded by stunningly hot women fawning on him. Yet still the people of North Korea worship and adore him. You can’t be crazy and get results like that.
Hmm, they’re ALL crazy then…
Brae, I hope you realize that many North Koreans do NOT love the man. He’s a dictator, and his people are curious. The fact that they’re kept dumb and in the dark doesn’t mean they all blindly worship the only information they’re given.
Sadly not enough North Koreans hate him enough to overthrow his regime.
Have you ever seen “Inside North Korea”? The people DO blindly love him. Why they do I will never know…
wheredictators get all this green overalls from?
I am crazy? Didn’t I support Obama for President? Didn’t Obama offer to meet with me without preconditions? A meeting of the minds, two equals calmly discussing the benefits of socialism? Didn’t Obama send a former President of the United States to negotiate for hostages with me? Wasn’t I going to launch a missile at Hawaii on the 4th of July? And didn’t I launch a cyber attack in response to Obama’s “firm resolve?” You democrats crazy.
Epic WIN!!!!1!