Vladurday: I only need one pencil
I only need one pencil to kill you but two is more fun…
(Vladimir Putin)
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“How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil DISAPPEAR!”
For maximum scare levels, please picture Putin in Joker make-up.
And his favorite obgyn costume.
I’m scared, now!!
Why so Serious?
I just had the best dream about the Joker.
bitter troll just had best dream about pudden
I like pudding. But I like the Joker better. Mmmm sociopathic murdering devil…
Mmmm sociopathic pudding …
Now in Communism flavor
The fun thing about knowing anatomy is knowing all the places where that pencil would be effective as a lethal weapon. Which produces a certain amount of respect from one’s students!
Especially if you relate it to the grammatical quality of the papers they turn in.
And the amusing attempts on tests to bullsh!t their way through not knowing their anatomy!
Da! More fun for us too Vlad!
Just so you people would know, “Vlad” is not a short form of “Vladimir”.
But “Arnkh” is short for “Go fvck yourself”.
OH why Jane I didn’t know you were polyglot!
I have many talents.
*wink*
Among which, “Remaining an employed School Teacher” is only listed among the top five.
Just so you know: We don’t care.
As if he’d need even one pencil.
Agreed. I’m fairly sure that he has some variation of the force that with the right look would tear even a woolly mammoth in two.
My mother has “the look”. *shudders*
Mine doesn’t need one. She’s a lawyer. End of story.
“I can kill you with my mind.”
All he needs is a glance.
All he needs is that scary eyebrow thing he’s doing…
It is disturbing me…. he kind of has a ‘randy’ look going on. I can vaguely hear ‘Let’s Get it On’ playing…..
he look scary
Actually, I think he’s stylusing.
I think you might be write.
You’re such a prints.
You’re too kind, just the fax ma’am.
Putin has such a ballpoint-ed manner.
But if you calligraphy in, she’ll make fine use of those pencils.
And it’s not for the font of heart.
we need to eraser this whole subject
Then we’d be up shit creek whiteout a paddle.
And somebody will start a gra-fight…
Putin is love
Evil is sexy
bitter troll would do him
Oh bitter troll, you would do just about anyone. But happy Vladurday, all the same!
He’s just like U.N. Owen… scary
HAPPY VLADERDAY-cries from his bitter job-
Aww. *pats bitter troll* Would it help if I send Bible Spice–oops, I mean Sarah Palin to keep you company at work?
can she be in a bikini…and send her daughters..bitter troll thinks the adult daughters be cute too. then bitter troll can tell them about evil-lution.
Yay for evilution
This needs to be taught in today’s schools. You also missed the Wang Sermon in the Hitler lol.
Hey, just because I was late doesn’t mean I missed it.
Just because I didn’t read it doesn’t mean I missed it…
Dang! Not one single LOL on healthcare or Teddy! Lets get with it folks!
bitter troll makes heathcare lol’s but they get voted down…had good one of voodoo witch doctor comeing to kill your granny
*yawn* When can we start a different theme on Saturday?
never Vladurday is the best day!!!!!
in capitlalist america PENCILS WRITE YOU
Looking badass; you’re doing it right!
there are SO many funny pictures of Putin!! I love it
Killing in the name of !!!!!
aweome pic xD
chopsticks
he just want to eat Asian noddles
Hmm, Asian noddles with chapsticks.
I don’t like chapstick on my noodles. Too waxy.
Much better on noddles, though
(was a nesting fail on my part)
I love the captions for Putin.
lol.
I know this may be a stupid question, but i am going to ask this anyway. how exactly is Vladimir Putin evil?
the same way ALL james bond villians are evil.
and you know he is one…bitter troll means..like…look at him
because he would be NO fun if he was just a nice guy. (reely, he is just a softy, but he has – er – killer PR staff ?)
well, forcing the political picture to swing in his favor by cutting off resources to a whole continent to spite one detractor nation would be a start. Altering regional leaders from elected to appointed positions would be up there as well. I don’t actually think he’s even, but he did his damndest to make the case for it.
Aremis
even = evil
He works a politician. Case closed.
Damnit. as a *
No correction needed. If anyone works a politician (Medvedev) it would the Vlad.
This is the look Mrs. Putin sees over the dinner table. Rawr.
Tzar is the sexiest man ever ^_^