Joe, for the last time..
Joe, for the last time.. If Putin calls to ask if your fridge is running, IT’S A PRANK!!
(Joe Biden and Barack Obama)
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Won’t let you.
Hasn’t this same joke been up multiple times? We get it. Biden falls for prank phone calls! Is he the bartender at Moe’s Tavern or what?
Yes.
Not only has it been done mutiple times on this site, if the positions were reversed to make Obama look like he fell for a prank phone call people would be crying about racism that doesn’t exist. More than likely with that suicide blonde retard at the front of the pack.
Awwwww, did the widdle troll get his feewings hurt?
Why’s anniee back as ellipses?
Laundry day?
It’s high tide someone does a wash.
High tide! Wash! You guys see what she did there? She made a pun!
/paulie walnuts/
annie? I was guessing it was Dhoti, given their propensity for the ad hominem… feh, six-of-one, I suppose…
Good point. I was going with the painfully transparent overcompensatory obsessional use of “moron” and synonyms.
I didn’t catch that before, but I think you’ve convinced me that I was wrong. thx!
And the hate on for our favorite blonde.
Luckily I think I’ve made Anniee angry enough to where she just ignores me… Thank god.
Yeah, what’s up with that? I can’t figure it out. Is she threatened by my good looks?
I know I am, but have wisely chosen to befriend you.
Don’t worry, most days I use them for good, not evil.
Now if only we can convince you to use them for awesome instead of good…
but there is no charge for awesomeness
I might be persuaded…does this awesome of which you speak involve David Hasselhoff?
You tell me, I use my powers for evil.
It appears that it does.
Linky
bitter troll has a baywatch wonder…man drowning…life guard runs in very slow mo to save them…WHY NOT HURRY UP TO SAVE THEM?????
sorry hasslehoffman…bikini chick died cause you ran to slow
But trolls try to make other people think otherwise!
and bitter’s charro is lovely, bootiful and amazeing
Awwww *blushes furiously* Thanks love. I sure am full of booty.
-pulls charro into his giant troll lap-
Hey, I’ll fu(k whomever I damn well please, asshole. My bitter is NOT a failure, you are a failure at life, asshole. Get the fu(k out of here.
plant shut down, i didnt get fired. but facts mean nothing to this twerp
Careful charro… We’re dealing with a very dangerous child… one that’s just learned he can swear on the internet and his mom wont ground him.
Bare, Bitter does that on purpose. Its part of his charm.
seriously wtf is your problem? what do you get from coming on here and being a jerk to everyone? i’m guessing you’re some sort of sock, aren’t you?
Just remember SB… with good looks… comes good responsibility.
At least I think that’s what my uncle ben said… I dunno, he was getting carjacked at the time.
I’m pretty sure I didn’t get any responsibility with my good looks when they came in the mail. I should check the box again.
Whoops, sorry about your uncle. I really needed that Volkswagen.
wow that guys takeing stabs at my ailing mother…thats some hard core douchery
He’s making me bitter. I <3 you bitter.
Das People’s Vagon!
Jawohl!
It’s be threatened by you or befriend you; like all straight males, I’ll go for befriend you, preferably with benefits.
thank you for showing yourself to be the troll that you are. s_b isn’t even here and you have to start shit.
people probably wouldn’t have called racism and s_b certainly wouldn’t have. she’s got enough brain cells that she would have said it was an overused, unfunny joke and left it at that.
go back to whatever crevice of the internet you crawled out of… we don’t really want you here.
You’re annoying, too.
Could you grab me that shiny spinny thing from out of your blender?
KTHX.
i love it when the new troll in the neighborhood thinks the way to make friends is to pick fights with the regulars.
NO ITS MINE MINE MY SHINY SPINNING THINGY MINE MINE
i’ll drive you to the ER if you cut your fingers too badly. k, bitter?
-lifts up the shiny spinny thing- awww stopped spinning…wha? bitter troll now weak puny hooman…blender is nothing to fear
What happened to your facebook?! Does you not lurvs us anymore?
*facebooks*
OW… You know… this is a lot more painful than everyone talks about…
oh boy… short version is that i was hacked. i fixed it but i reported it to facebook as a “hey guys just an FYI”. they decided they needed to fix it and deactivated my account for 3 hours til i proved i was me. imbeciles.
How do you do that? Did you show them a letter from your third grade teacher?
I believe the proper form of identification is “Tits or GTFO”
i had to answer a ton of questions including my security question and reactivate my old school email address because that’s my login email… and they wouldn’t let me back in without doing it through that email address. so i had to call my school and get them to give me the access……. total pain in my ass. when i find out who hacked my account (i’ve got a pretty good idea but i can’t pin it on her yet) i’m going to strangle them (her).
oh and my third grade teacher was a bitch… she was a nun who ended up falling in love with some guy and leaving the nunnery (is that what it’s called, i’m blanking) and marrying him. she got knocked up and he left her. so she’s this ex nun, pregnant, getting divorced… so she decided to become a teacher. meanest bitch i ever knew. the entire school year she never once pronounced my name right either…
How hard is it to pronounce The Original Shortright? Cheesus.
HAHA! my real name was what she had issues with. it’s not pronounced how it’s spelled, but it’s not like it’s difficult.
I’m pretty sure you and I have the same name, just spelled differently. Everyone always mispronounced mine too.
they’re probably pretty close, but i think yours is pronounced how it’s spelled and mine isn’t pronounced the way yours is spelled (or the way mine is spelled for that matter). if that’s not confusing…
Mine is pronounced the same as a Charmed star. I’m sort of annoyed that my name has become so popular lately. My brother had a girlfriend once who spelled her name the same as yours but pronounced it the same as mine, so who knows. Although if you look at names of kids now we certainly don’t have the weirdest.
Originally a “nunnery” (as in the Shakespearian usage) was a hoar(sic)house, not a synonym for convent. This may or may not strike you as ironic in the context you’re using the word.
that’s actually REALLY funny… not sure if ironic is the right word there. if you’d ever met her you’d have an idea of why it’s so funny.
CONVENT! that’s the word i was looking for. it finally hit me… 10 hours later. doh!
My dictionary actually gives convent and nunnery as synonyms. that’s why I thought it might be ironic.
wow… so based on your dictionary that is quite ironic. that gave me a giggle this morning.
thanks.
Get thee to a nunnery!
Get thee to a nunnery! I hear Reno has a great one.
I think I’d be a b*tch too, if all that happened to me.
i think she was a bitch to start with and none of that helped. lol.
Seriously! 3 hours is actually pretty good, mine was down for almost 3 weeks for nearly the same reason (though without the hacking). Damn good thing I could somehow remember my “least favorite nickname” from middle school, or something. All I wanted to do was change my email address…never again.
So you’re here… Because? Oh, because you’re a pathetic loser with no life who has to pick on people on the internets to feel good about themselves? Gotcha.
Who needs friends when you’ve got the voices in your head to keep you company.
By the way, that sock looks great on you.
You know, “retard” isn’t really a socially acceptable term. I have a feeling you run into that problem a lot, though.
Especially when he’s standing next to you.
Ah, someone’s sensitive today. PMS? Or do you always have get bitchy when people disagree with you?
Don’t project. It makes your ass look fat.
Don’t be asinine. It makes you look like a project.
Howzabout an original thought instead of unwitty pun-channeling?
Funny coming from a sock.
Not original. Dig deeper.
Eh. Too tedious.
BT, I found your sock, but I’m not touching it…
dont worry PD, it will crawl after you
howzabout an original thought instead of unwitty cum-funnelling?
To coin the phrase of some idiot I encountered on the internet one time: “Not original. Dig deeper.”
Coming from you, nothing’s original, entertaining, or worthwhile. I’m sorry we pointed that out to you earlier, sock, and I’m especially sorry your feeble mind could only come up with this little flailing attempt to get back to us.
I know a certain woman, who got trapped in a car who would have liked the air you’ve wasted breathing your whole life.
This isn’t about me, this about your pathetic life, and how you spend it harassing people on the internet.
You speak of how wonderful your life is, yet I have yet to see one ounce of evidence to that fact. You spend all your time on these boards, following EVERY single post and responding to them with froth and foam.
I don’t have to be original, because you’re not a new story. You’re the same sad little cliche that we’ve seen on these boards many times before… the only difference, you’re a whole lot more pathetic.
Wow, I’m just…appalled. Truly offended. Sickened even. I mean, honestly, Randomness, you’ve got to be the worst troll we’ve ever had. You’re not even the least bit entertaining. I’m just truly disappointed that you’re trying so hard to get our scorn and this is all you throw at us. Sad.
He lost his appeal whenever he runs in his “Insult, projection, one sentence retort, insult, clearly butthurt paragraph retort, and then back around full circle.”
I was hoping he’d get dizzy and fall down soon.
The fact that he’s sunk as low as he has with me and bitter troll proves that he has no good material whatsoever. Not even our favorite trolls of the days of yore would sink that low. But like I said, I knew he would. I was mentally prepared for it. As they said in Labyrinth, Randomness, you have no power over me.
Oh watch out Rando… you’re being unoriginal and using others words because you have none of your own!
dotdotdot.
Douchedouchedouche.
YOU’RE A RACIST!!!
bitter troll can see moe the bartender shiving someone in the darkness…
…cant really see biden man doing the same thing
bitter troll, I have to agree with you there. I seem to remember Moe threatning to “carve his name on your back with an ice pick.” Yeah… Fear Moe more than Joe. Thats my motto.
“Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I’m lookin’ fer Amanda Hugginkiss. Why can’t I find Amanda Hugginkiss?”
Maybe your standards are too high?
Zing!
Nah, don’t think so..
It’s obvious you missed the Simpson’s episode..
Um, actually, I *think* that’s what one of his customers says after that one. I could be wrong, of course; after so many episodes it’s kind of hard to keep track.
I’d not swear to it, but I think you’re right Mark.
Moe asks the question, Barney answers it, iirc.
Why no, I *don’t* have a life!
I’m gonna rip off your head and use your brains to paint my house? Something like that.
“When I find you, Im gonna rip out your eyeballs and shove em down your pants! So you can watch me kick the crap out of you! Then I’m gonna your tongue to paint my house”
- Moe
gonna use your tongue*
FORGIVE ME MOE!
Oh man, I was all primed to add *use*..
Oh god mother… NO!
Thanks Max!! That’s my favourite one, despite my bad memory.
Wait, I found it: Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I’m going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
[LINK]
When I find you I’m gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick!
I’m gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!
“I’m gonna shove a hot dog down your throat and sic the hungry dogs on you.”
Pundits are treating him like the next Bush. I guess that they always have to find SOMEONE funny in an administration….
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RIP Ted Kennedy TT_TT
When they can’t find someone funny, they usually go for the VP
You know, believe it or not, the bartender of Moe’s Tavern is Moe…seeing it is his tavern after all.
By the way, do you know Amanda Hugankiss? :p
Hey… someone has to let Biden know the truth.. *giggle*
“Sweet Jesus, Joe! Did you have chili again for dinner?”
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I was going through the voting yesterday and kept running across these lols that said, “my demon name is ____”. Anyone have a clue what the hell THAT was about?
No I don’t, but a while back there was a bunch of LOL’s that just had STRIKE written on them….
P.S. Eds, your caption is great!
Followed by “Next!”
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Thanks Cap’n, I wish I had thought of it sooner..
the demon name thing was some stupid kid makeing up demon names for people-shrugs-
I failed them for over an hour, and got tired of voting.
bitter troll chuckled at one of them, forgets what…but failed them all
Not another time wasting quiz on facebook? oh.
Oh god Joe, please tell me it didn’t smell like that when you ate it?
Lol
I like this one because it connects to the one of Putin not too long ago instructing his minion to crank call. I feel as if it came full circle. /contentment
they should have posted them together. would have been a lot funnier and would have cut down on the number of idiots who will have the urge to say “they just had one like this on the homepage last week. not funny. whiiiiiiiiine.”
not whining, just bored. Hollywood can reboot all they want, I rely on PK for my “new funny”. That and often rediculous cross political flame wars. What? They are funny sometimes too!
i wasn’t meaning you… i’m more meaning the 23456456 people who will feel required to say that AFTER you’ve already said it and jane has already referenced which LOL it was actually. i don’t mind someone saying it’s a rehash and someone explaining which one it should be paired with. i just don’t need everyone else saying it. like on the cell phone LOL, how many people pulled the “what if he wasn’t there for food”… READ FIRST, THEN COMMENT!
my idiot tolerance is quite low today (gee, wonder why, right jane?) but you’re fine!
Yeah thats true. Nothing says “beating a dead horse” like … well… beating a dead horse. Besides. I thought my Simpsons reference made the comment at least a little win.
i loved the simpsons reference. anytime we can get southpark or the simpsons or family guy… i’m ok with it!
Hey… you know… this lol has been used a lot lately…
max… if i didn’t know you, i’d totally have gone off on you. today’s been shitty…
Likewise, but then I like self-referential humour, and have an retention span longer than 10 minutes. (Which doesn’t imply that Jane and tos don’t; in fact i rather think they both do).
ITS A TRAP
What are “things General Akbar knows”?
I’ve got a bad feeling about this thread…
Seven Carlings and a Rock n’ Rye, please.
Don’t worry. She’ll hold together.
you hear me baby hold togther…
“Hold together, right now, over me”
It’s not my fault!
They told me they fixed it!
Too many Putin jokes…..
Someday he will find this site
How do you know he hasn’t already? Once you join the KGB they never let you go. What do you think he does when he isn’t swimming, shooting, planning to take over ther world…? I’m not implying anything about the man’s associations…but…you know…nudge, nudge…
In Soviet Russia, wesite browses you..
makes bitter troll feel dirty when he is browsed
*browses bitter troll*
OOOohhoooHHHoooohh..you have reached a very illegal site…must be 18 or older to enter..
Crap, where is that fake ID?
-snorts and tries not to laugh-
Maybe Putin is making some lols here?
Yes, the ones with Medvedev.
pardon bitter troll while he daydreams of biden fighting the terrorists group called COBRA.with ray guns and combat boots, kung fu grip, kicking and blasting screaming YO JOE, over a large mound of dead bodies
I wish Eric (Rando) would come back.. anyone feel the same way?
I do.
I feel like an ass. *kicks self*
wha happened with eric?
the dead baby jokes yesterday hit some open wounds and he’s taken an extended break from PK.
i miss him too though.
bitter troll has a sad, misses mr eric
Oh, but yes, I do feel the same way Eds.
Agreed.
Totally.
*poof* Dammit, I was hoping nobody would guess I could be summoned just by using my name. I took a couple days off. That’s about as extended as I’ve been in a while. So what happened while I was gone?
(Btw, it’s nice to be wanted. *giggles*)
YAAAAAAYYYY!!! I’m glad you’re back Eric! Sorry again for being such a dumbass, it was totally insensitive but also totally unintentional! *hugs*
Be careful going through these threads though, there’s been some really distasteful, purposefully malicious trolling going on and nothing seems to be off limits with these freaks.
Wow.. my LoL caused a fight… Eeeep! Lets all get along now.. kthxbai
I still don’t get it suicide_blonde… Are you going to hurry up and kill yourself? You’ve had that name for a long time… Do you fail at killing yourself as well as claiming anyone who disagrees with the president is a racist and a republican?
“Suicide Blonde” was the name of the first single from the INXS album X. It reached the top 10 on the US Hot 100 (#9) and Australia in 1990 and reached a peak of #11 in the UK.
~Wik
The rest of the link is under my name.
It’s what I always think of when I see SB. That and how funny she is. *cough*
Anniee, something very bad must have happened to you to make you so angry and poisonous, and I’m sorry for whatever it was.
As for your insults and jabs, I think of them as a box that I can return unopened.
How cute, you have your own little troll, s_b! Aren’t you thrilled!!
trolls for everyone!-starts passing out trolls- rub his belly for luck!
oh noes, too many trolls, my grocery budget will be screwed!
remember, don’t feed them after midnight.
*goes to kitchen and starts cutting macaroni in half to make it last longer*
I think mine’s broken. I prefer the bitter variety…
And who the fvck are you to be going off on SB? Why are you so fvcking concerned about her? Maybe some of the rest of us want a stalker troll too, huh? Think about that? All these sock trolls, and none have to balls to reveal their true identities. What a coward.
That’s why I think it’s Anniee, Eric. She’s the only one who seems to take my arguments personally. I think she has to rely on socks because she told me to leave her alone, so now if she attacks me unprovoked it makes her look like an asshole. Hence, socks.