Comments on: We’ve sold Southern California

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 01:26:23 +0000

please do. So-Cal needs to go. We like having water up here…

By: Probably Independant

Probably Independant — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:25:27 +0000

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!1!

By: scarecrow

scarecrow — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 02:05:31 +0000

Five actually…

By: Chrisman

Chrisman — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 04:11:17 +0000

No one else noticed the positioning of California and where the Governor is standing?

By: KYle

KYle — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:20:16 +0000

I am surprised no one said anything about how california looks could be his penis and it has great placement to the other guy’s mouth

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:07:07 +0000

we bought that area from france fair and square!

By: khrizia

khrizia — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:57:13 +0000

Yeah! that way we’ll get it back! and we accept texas, arizona and new mexico too.

By the way, France call they want lousianna again!

By: Rich

Rich — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 19:59:50 +0000

OR the Spanish

By: Wolfenpilot687

Wolfenpilot687 — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 03:09:13 +0000

Yay! We need MOAR California. We already have two…

By: kirstie

kirstie — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:41:25 +0000

so i’m the only one who knew this came from greg giraldo’s stand-up act?

By: Nicole

Nicole — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:22:56 +0000

I think these comments made me laugh more than the caption. You guys are all a bunch of goofballs. Thanks for entertaining me on a slow work day.

By: bigdaddy

bigdaddy — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:12:17 +0000

Cool, we’ll pay them to take N Cal…but the hippies are extra!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:28:27 +0000

Am I confusing Escape from LA with Overboard again? And they were such similar movies…

By: An

An — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:05:07 +0000

ARNIES PINGAS IS MEXICO?

By: Semperfidd

Semperfidd — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:43:40 +0000

Well at least this summer was not so bad…thanks to global warming..I think lol..I live in Las Vegas.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:29:45 +0000

The severe tire damage thingies should only be for if they try to turn around.

I’m very sensitive.

By: bodo

bodo — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:26:25 +0000

Hmmm…maybe put in some “severe tire damage” thingies? (and I already apologized)

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:18:23 +0000

I chuckled and I wouldn’t have thought about the juxtaposition until somebody brought it up. Now I have mental images… *shudder*

By: Cosman246

Cosman246 — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:12:21 +0000

But what about the movie industry of America? Without that….

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:05:06 +0000

You know…during the Mexican-American War…

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:57:53 +0000

*is offended*

I say send them East. There’s lots of open space in the Midwest.

By: TheObject

TheObject — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:56:23 +0000

Shouldn’t this caption read ’sell SoCal back to Mexico’ ?

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:49:53 +0000

Goldie Hawn wasn’t in Escape from L.A. Maybe she could, like, bring us coffees and stuff.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:38:03 +0000

Better yet, leave the N-S ones as 2-ways, but make every other intersection “turn West only”?

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:33:10 +0000

Whoops! Great minds (?) think alike. Sorry, SB, I hadn’t scrolled far enough yet…..

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:32:05 +0000

LOUD NOISES

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:40:55 +0000

Awww, me too Charro!

By: d

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:28:31 +0000

Not a bad idea. It might do Americans some good to see what kind of dump Mexico and turn a place into in just a couple of years.

By: Nineteen Kilo

Nineteen Kilo — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:27:52 +0000

Great plan, you wingnut tool. When will we sell Texas? That would increase the national IQ by at least 20 points.

By: bitter clown

bitter clown — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:27:49 +0000

He always looks like that.

By: Ev

Ev — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:01:45 +0000

Why has no one mentioned how very scary he looks in this picture? WHY???

By: bodo

bodo — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:16:54 +0000

Rezackly – it’s all downhill – just use teh gravities. Plus, it might dry things out to where you can start using real money before it mildews or rusts away (currently I believe Oregon uses an elaborate barter system consisting mostly of chickens, but I may be misinformed). We could trade, say, lady’s razors for the water, for example.

By: K

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:08:30 +0000

Anyone else notice the juxaposition of the map to Mr. Schwarzenegger? Or am I thinking with my cock again?

The cock doth crow.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:47:12 +0000

You can still use the water to make electricity as it runs down the map from Washington and Oregon into California, can’t you?

By: e-browse

e-browse — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:38:37 +0000

Hmmm.. “To Be Or Not To Be”

By: FaileV

FaileV — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:16:21 +0000

well going from arizona and texas to montana i prefer big bugs. the bigguns are easier to spot and they aren’t really the poisonous. it’s the little buggers up here in montana that scare me. at least in texas i could go “you’re not a black widow, I won’t die” now it’s more like “crap, why aren’t you a black widow, i don’t know what you are! are you poisonous?!”
there are still bolero ties unfortunately

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:21:08 +0000

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi.

By: Waka

Waka — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:16:02 +0000

At first sight I thought the caption would be about how the state on the map looks like a p enis, and how arnold is aiming it at the other guys face.

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:48:31 +0000

… why are there no innuendos?…

Internet! I am very very disappointing in you…

By: Oscar the Mild

Oscar the Mild — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:48:58 +0000

neat – and you wouldn’t need to worry about arming them – 4 guns per capita at last count

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:30:31 +0000

but if we sell you all our water, then what will we use to make the electricity that we sell to you?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:27:06 +0000

Do you mean Crazy Jasper? I think he’s related to Crazy Julio, but I think it’s rather distant. At any rate, you would know when you’ve been paddled by Julio. A girl I used to date STILL walks funny.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 04:32:31 +0000

Oh, shucks – I didn’t know.

By: bodo

bodo — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:56:01 +0000

Good point, wouldn’t want to offend the SDans (sorry to anyone from SD, won’t suggest it again).

By: bodo

bodo — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:29:37 +0000

I like that idea. What I find amusing is that we send a goodly chunk of our (upper Cal) water to Low Cal and the Central Valley (that’s where most of the farms are – agriculture is a huge industry in this state), even when we’re dealing with drought conditions, but the people up north (Warshington and Oregon) won’t even consider sending any water this way even as they mildew from all the rain…

By: bodo

bodo — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:23:25 +0000

This really would fit in very nicely with the whole zombie-thing.

By: bodo

bodo — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:19:44 +0000

I aim to…wait, am I going into that whole awkward-zone again? Sorry. But thanks for the feedback!

By: charro

charro — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:10:09 +0000

I’d be proud to have you as my sister, Janie.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:03:29 +0000

How exactly does Goldie Hawn figure into your plan?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:00:37 +0000

I must be related as well because I had a great-grandpa that was in the Navy and always wore bolero ties. Either that or old Navy guys always wear bolero ties.