Leaving California

Leaving California
The Schwarzenegger State
You’ll be back
Picture: dunno source, Caption: macgeek800, via Our LOL Builder.
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Leaving California
The Schwarzenegger State
You’ll be back
Picture: dunno source, Caption: macgeek800, via Our LOL Builder.
I’ll be back? Hell, I’ve never been there.
If you ever go to L.A than you’ll know this caption is wrong.
If you ever open a dictionary, then you’ll know your comment is wrong.
A logical point… your comment needs one.
I think he’s had enough beer, quite frankly.
You don’t tell him what to do when he’s doing what he wants to can’t do in the free nation of Amurikah! So… quit telling!
*passes out*
YAH SO SUKKIT!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
what combo where you breaking?
I’ve been to Cali a grand total of three times. San Francisco I can do without, but San Jose was nice. Judging California solely by LA is a little unfair.
Compared to L.A. I actually like San Francisco or even San Diego. I lived outside L.A. for 20+ years and now I can’t imagine why I stayed. When I left the state I vowed I would never go back. I just wish there was a way to bypass the state altogether when I fly over for holidays.
You don’t like San Fran?!?!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T EAT NO MEAT??
/Aunt Voula
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR MEAT?!
Which, of course, is what HE said.
I thought he said beat your meat.
Terrible Ted said you can’t beat HIS meat…
Er… right.
Ted Nugent. The name of his wild game company?
HAHAHAHAHA For some reason I thought you meant Ted Kennedy. *shakes head*
-grabs up charro and drags her off for more loven- bitter troll wants MORE
*facepalm*
Terrible Ted, the Motor City MADMAN!!! ROCK N ROLL!!!
My that was a long night.
Meh, I got a giggle. Other than that…..meh.
You know, I’ve been trying to vote on submissions a bit more, but I keep seeing these appear on the front page… and don’t remember ever voting on them, or seeing them in “upcoming”… hmmm… curiouser and curiouser.
The voting seems to be the equivalent of the Playskool driving set for toddlers. You can turn the wheel, but it don’t more the car.
If I see one of my LOL’s on upcoming I know it’s a death sentence for any chance of it making the front page. It makes sad.
I never even see mine in voting. Be grateful. LOL
I do remember this one actually. I can’t remember if I voted it up or down. I probably voted win on it just because it was the least crappy of the crappy ones I’d seen lately.
agreed. Meh.
letters under leaving should be covered better.
Yeah, if you’re gonna badly photoshop some words onto a sign, at least cover up the words you’re replacing. Especially when the rest of the sign is just a solid color. Geesh eye dropper tool anyone?
For that matter, you’re already down the wrong road if you’re changing the content of the image AND commenting on it.
The OP doesn’t even know how to use photoshop, which is why he used the LOL Builder within the site resulting in this half-assed job.
Uh, no–I won’t. Left three years ago, don’t regret it one bit.
Loved San Diego (especially the weather); but it was one of the most expensive vacations I’d ever been on. I can’t imagine living there if you didn’t have a job with at least a two comma salary…
I live in San Diego on a one comma salary and do okay, but I’ve lived in Southern California my whole life so I’m used to the cost of living I guess. Weather today is…fu(king perfect.
The sun comes up and I’m all washed out,
is this what Deaner was talking about?
I don’t think I will ever return
again my friend
I left last year. It’s my home, but not anymore. Someone else can quote Tom Wolfe.
Oh rats, those dumb thumbs are still here.
I rate this as either meh * 2 or meh / 2, whichever is worse than meh.
Seriously… which is worse than “meh”?
Simply blowing a raspberry at it is worse than “meh” although then you have to deal with the spit on your monitor.
“Feh.” Indicates mild disgust or revulsion.
Lame.
I still like my California State Motto better:
Welcome to California.
GET TO THE CHOPPAHH!
ha ha me too
ha ha!!!
Do eet NOW!
Meh redux…..
LAST!
Hey no thumbs!!
YAY!! The masses have been heard!
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Champagne, champagne for everyone!
Oh happy happy day!!!! Huzzah Huzzah! Today we shall rejoice for on the 24th of August PK was freed from the Oppressive Thumb Rule!
You know, noScript was blocking the thumbs. Took me a while to figure out what the hell everyone was talking about.
Yay! Let the bells of freedom ring and stuff!
*ties ropes to the thumbs up/down statue in the square and tugs*
Hrrrrgh! Little help with this thing?
*lights it on fire*
Have a care, darling, I’ve used gasoline.
Woo!! Grab the weenies!
-holds out his weenie for max to grab- tug hard now
Did anyone request cocktails?
I was telling someone else to grab the weenies. I’m helping Jane put gasoline on the trol- Uh… I mean… helping Jane KEEP the gasoline AWAY from the trolls… yes…. that’s it.
Thanks, Max. You make my job easier every day- it’s amazing, how wonderful you two are for my workload.
Champagne and smores ftw
You’re protesting! That’s unAmerican ( to Pelosi)!!!! You’re all Nazi’s!!! Astroturf!!!!! etc…..
o.O
I don’t know dude. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but this guy is unworthy of your bitterness.
bitter troll knew the bitter armies was growing, but he leaves for one weekend and poof everyone is bitter.
I was bitter for a day, but a little cane sugar fixed that right up.
C&H FTW!
C&H? cavemen & hobgoblins?
C&H are my kids’ initials. I sometimes call them that too because they’re as sweet as sugar.
At least they used to be. Tonight they’re being about as sweet as garlic salt.
Cyanide and Happiness, guys. I’ve told you this before.
{www.explosm.net}
Best webcomic ever, run at explosm.
Clitori & hymens.
We’ve got one bitter troll. That’s more than enough, pal. Get lost!
Woohoo!!!
*clinks glass*
*wanders into party to find everyone passed out*
Confound it! I miss all the best parties. Stupid work.
Oh, and I don’t have to be bitter anymore..
YAY – Bitterness be Banned!! (except for Bitter Troll)
Now how do we get Deep Thought to come back . . .
I think someone has him on Facebook..
what happened to DT?
He left because the pages were taking too long to load. I don’t have him as a facebook friend and he’s not in our PK group, but that doesn’t mean someone else doesn’t have him.
awwww bitter troll hopes him comes back soon.
someone has to do the thinking for bitter troll
I’m bitter I missed the party.
*has a sad*
I too missed the party…
another good one!
LOVE California and would still be living there had my building not gotten red tagged after the 1994 earthquake. Took me 10 days to salvage what I could and move back east…where my family lives. Not a DAY goes by I don’t miss California but the fear of that Northridge quake seriously gave me nightmares for many many months.
oh come on, you can photoshop better than this!!!
can you photoshop that chick with 3 boobs?
Sorry mate, it’s not photoshop but LOLBuilder..
bitter troll wants 3 boobed chick!
I don’t know. Wouldn’t that make motor boating kinda awkward?
no means you can bring a friend, charge admission
Training tits for teens.
A little training would be nice, yes.
Like wheels only shinier.
Training wheels you never want to take off.
wonder how bitter troll can get a 3rd boob on charro
Lay on her chest.
*sigh*
There used to be a sign at the California-Oregon border (as you entered California) which said, “Welcome to California, owned and operated by PG&E.” (Pacific Gas & Electric – who, by the way still think they own the place)
Eddieoscetti is right, I INTENTIONALLY did this is LOLbuilder.
It was funnier.
Jonathan
no no lets all ignore the fact this is funny
and cry about how mr gleich didnt use fotoshop
cause everyone has access to that no matter where they is
HOW DARE YOU NOT DO IT THE WAY WE COULD DO IT IF WE WAS AT OUR HOUSES
*sobs hysterically* I don’t have Photoshop!!!! How am I ever going to put my head on a sexy guy’s body without it?????
with an axe of course
Who axed you anyway, foo?
BT is a force of unstoppable hilarity.
Iggler pities the foo who doesn’t know that.
An unstoppable force meets an irresistible asshole.
Hey, hey, leave the Iggler alone. He’s just defending his buddy bitter troll.
I don’t care either way, Eric.
The strange sock-shaped man is about to get a full dose of the flame up his THATCHED ROOF COTTAGE.
guys guys, he just axed a question
It’s okay. Igor just axe-identally went off on the poor new guy.
Yeah. That was embarrassing.
Raric, can you find me some trolls to unleash my teenage angst upon? I can tell it’s feeling bottled up.
you can go master-bate like most teens do…want to barrow my bitter sock puppet?
Just watch out for the gooey green stuff.
Easy, turbo, you ain’t the center of the universe.
New guy is funny. I like him already.
Everybody wants turbo.
Some people just can’t handle the POWER!
By the way, I have to. My apologies.
LEAVE IGGLER ALOOOOOONE!!!! YOU’RE LUCKY HE’LL EVEN PERFORM FOR YOU!
Ah, yes. You truly are a random generator.
It’s like not even YOU can control the sentences you spit out, goodsir.
By the way, if you can’t resist the asshole of an underaged teenage boy, there’s something wrong with you.
I meant me. Self centered, much?
Sorry. I’m used to the trolls around here getting on my case.
My bad, goodsir.
The bravado of youth. I miss it.
I know. I thought you were a sock of Littletelari’s.
The bravado of youth- when you look back at your own generation and feel surrounded by idiots, but your random teenage angst gives you the strength to get up and bash a few trolls each day. Hoo…ray?
Everytime someone uses the word “foo” I feel summoned. *sigh* *toddles off to bed*
*runs after froo with her hot toddy*
*runs after ladies with the hot bodies*
*ponders* You should speak with bitter troll before chasing after me, my good man.
*cries ’cause she can’t have a hot toddy for another two months*
*hastily chugs hot toddy and chases after froo with non alcoholic hot toddy*
whatchas charro and froo Mmmmmmmm smexy!
bitter troll is home
froo, I’ll have one in your honor. Lucky for you I’m a raging alcoholic.
I like you more and more each day.
Too bad you were born 20 years early.
Aw, you little piece of jailbait you!
Can I join you? That’s at least 2 interests we have in common!
Absholootly.
*hiccup*
What? I leave you guys alone for a few days and all this happens?!?
You’ll be back 2010 Legalize yes on ab 390
That 420 isn’t helping your sentence structure much, is it?
Come to think of it… couldn’t the Assembly have waited for 30 more bills to have been registered before introducing this one? Just sayin’.
no i wont…
Hasta la vista, baby!
RETARDED
By they way I’d also like to comment on how this whole part of the website has turned retarded via a pre-adolescent view on political humor. PK is not as funny as it used to be.