OMG!!!
OMG!!! HER ANKLES ARE UNCOVERED
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Shouldn’t that be “OMA”???
Good point, but I thought Allah translated to God.
Yes, because it’s the same God.
Allaaaaah Ackbar!
It’s a TRAP!!!!
Your ankles cant withstand UV firepower of that magnitude!
I KNOW Han will get us that sunscreen. We’ve got to give him more time!
your overconfidance is your weakness…..
And your faith in your spf 50 is yours!!!
I could hug froo for starting this…
Froo likes teh hugz. Bring it on, Maxwell! As long as your firey wench doesn’t try to kill Teh Prez of Pk out of jealousy………maybe a jealous mudfight?
Naw, I likes the froo too. She can join us for torture sessions in the Fortress of Doom anytime she wants.
Bow-chicka-bow-wow.
Excuse me, I have an announcement: It’s good to be the Overlord…
That is all.
There’s good in you, Infidel, I know it.
It is, too late for me. Allah will show you the true nature of the kankles… HE is your master now.
Now witness the firepower of these fully operational microphones!
maxwell….take these sunglasses off me..for once…let me see you with my own eyes….
But.. then I’ll have to look into your eyes.
and stop makeing out with your sister….space is not in alabama..
You’ve obviously never been to Tatooine.
boy -koochaakkoocha- i was born and raised on that dustball…and made your C-3PO…and alot of other stuff that dont make any sense..-sits in his bitter rocking chair- ever tell you how i defeated the entire droid army by blowing up the command ship, on sheer luck cause i had no idea what i was doing, when i was only 9? what did you do when you where 9? shoot wamprats?
I’m disappointed in you, Luke. I had already been a whiny emo jedi knight for years by your age. I even had some annoying CGI tv series by your age. Tell your sister…that her dad isn’t really Jimmy Smits…
I love you, Eric.
bitter troll wishes his dad was jimmy smits
Who is this Eric fellow? I’m the Amazing Rando!!
Eric is Rando’s schizophrenic buddy.
Remember? Or can you not see him when you’re on the pills?
*voice turns demonic*
There is no Eric, only Rando.
And now ERando reminds me of Dr. Orpheus from the Venture Bros.
Really? I was going for Zuul.
Yeah, but Dr. Orpheus is cool too.
Who wants… (dramatic music) PIZZA ROLLS??!!!
I’m not familiar with the Venture Bros.
It’s sort of like a spoof of old Jonny Quest cartoons. I watched most of the first season and then forgot about it. Dr. Orpheus is my favorite though. I’ve linked the Ode to Dr. Orpheus from youtube.
*ominous dramatic undertones*
Do not be hasty when entering that room…. I had TACO BELL for lunch!
Okay, Dr Orpheus *is* cooler than I gave him credit for. Still, I like the Tough Killer/Reluctant Father Figure that is Brock Samson more.
bitter troll excited to see how dean and hank aged a year, since they will be ageing now
Mr. Goodbar!!
*shivers in the cold*
Never compete with star wars comments.
That’s not true, Jane.
MY GOD IS BETTERERER THAN YOURSES!~!@$# THINGS AND STUFF THAT DON’T PROVE MY POINT AND USE CIRCULAR LOGIC INSERT HERE!
It’s all a test of FAITH, don’t you understand? You have to believe in MY god, because if you don’t, you’ll suffer for all eternity for no good reason while your judgment is passed by a god who is supposed to be forgiving.
Oh. Right. I forgot. Can’t it just be like the Star Wars thread up there?
STAR WARS IS A LIE!
But there’s cake in Heaven.
Ah, sky-cake…
Anybody else see Patton Oswald last night?
*waves hand*
This is not the argument you’re looking for.
The blind belief is strong in this one.
Blind belief in what? The force? Sure!
*wave hand*
You will get me a Cherry Coke…
We don’t need to see their identification.
My brother told me that Episodes I II and III were ten times better than IV, V, and VI. I throat-chopped him.
I fell asleep during Episode I. True story.
I wish I had fallen asleep. I wanted to dig my eyes out, and then find George Lucas and do the same to him. With a spoon.
…and then shove them up his ass so he would be forced to actually SEE something ALMOST as shitty as that movie.
I think I like you, RG.
And I know you’d like me better if I stripped that flick whore naked, coated him in honey, and invited him to my flesh stripping fire ant picnic.
*plots*
And they managed to kill of the only somewhat likeable character (Liam Neeson) in the first film. So what are we left with? Whiny bitch Anakin (he turned into Vader? Really?), Obi-Wan (who was way more bad-ass as a really old hermit than as an active jedi knight), and fvcking Jar Jar (who makes the Ewoks seem well planned and relevant).
So did I, dude.
Of course, I was what? 6? and had just flown over to my aunt and uncle’s house.
Maybe it wasn’t so related to the movie, but it was still teh suck compared to the original trilogy.
By the way, Eric, did you just insult the Ewoks?
Really?
Don’t go there, my friend. I’ve always wished I could live with them. Imagine! Tiny little teddy bear midgets with koala faces and curly doggy fur! And they’re TRIBAL! I would SO be at home with the Ewoks.
bitter troll wants to shave the ewoks
….so they look like the Obama kids?
*snerks*
-Sighs and goes to wash soul off with lots of soap-
That one made me snort, RG, but I feel dirty after laughing at our Prez’s children.
What? The chips off the ole Barack are teh cute!
Like lil’ shaved Ewoks, no?
lulz.
OH. I thought you meant that the Obama kids looked like “Tiny little teddy bear midgets with koala faces and curly doggy fur! And they’re TRIBAL!”
>.> RG, we’ve got to get this whole topic-of-joke thing down. I could learn that not everyone is mocking me, but then I’d be defenseless against idiot trolls post stalking me.
You! State your subjects from now on! I’ll see you topside, soldier!
yub yub -jabs iggy man in ass with spear-
My imaginary sky father could beat up your imaginary sky father.
One day, a guy comes along saying “Look, everybody! There are enough desserts in the sky for everybody! We’re ALL right!”
And what do we do? We crucify him. Because the point isn’t that YOUR sky pastry is up there, it’s that anybody who has ever disagreed with you DOESN’T have dessert up there waiting for him.
Exactly. People would rather condemn all of humankind to poverty and war than live in peace with wealthier enemies. But at least they could fight about some *real* cause. You know, killing for oil seems somehow better than killing for imaginary friends – for the former one is motivated by greed, while the latter one is driven by lunacy
What if it’s the “wealthier enemies” want to kill and enslave the rest of humankind? Is it noble to defend them?
Depends – what’s in it for me?
um, not being enslaved?
Mine will play Steve to your dad’s Adam…
With that turban, he’s probably Sikh and not Muslim.
They also speak LOL? GASP!!
mmm… ankles..
Hmm, talus more about this fetish
Navicular mind, it’s not for the faint of heart..
Seems like it’s quite twisted…
I bet he’s telling a fibula and doesn’t like ankles at all…
He gets his porn Tarsal Post.
This is tendon in a warped direction.
I can’t stand it! Please somebody sprain me from this crazy joint!
It is all a ligament of your imagination.
keep your shin up, it will get better
I like to stay afoot of the pun runs.
So you Talus…
Ah that’s better; I really kneeded rid of the comment ranking system!
(2 at once; a leg pun and a note about comment ranking)
Right!! I’ve had enough!! The next person who makes a body type pun is going to get a shotgun cartilage fired at them
Sprooooooooooooooing!
Dude, my eyes are up here.
I like Bare ankles and I cannot lie,
all you other infidels cant deny,
when a girl walks in with a burka covering her waist
And supple ankles in your face you get SPRUNG!
does she still get stoned if she has kankles?
Yes, for kankles she gets stoned a second time…
Let those with a couple sins cast the second set of stones.
no no “let ye with out shins cast the fist stone”
So Hank’s dad Cotton is allowed to just fling rocks at people?
Awesome.
If she has kankles it probably takes a while to stone her anyway.
Oh, you meant with rocks.
Carry on.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got ankles hon!
I think I have a new mission: To make up a good pick up line involving ankles
your ankles so sweet, bitter troll just wants to cover them in honey and lick them slowly up and down, then bite hard till you scream and blood oozes out…pick up lines different for trolls
Obviously…
Hillary’s chankles?
obviouse troll is bitter
OMG, I am soooooooooo going to honor kill her!!
ankles fill him with dirty dirty thoughts, filthy ankle desires….clearly she must be a slut because he is haveing dirty ideas…STONE HER TO DEATH FOR MESSING WITH ME BRAIN!@!!!@@!!
Guys, I am disappointed in you!
Where are the thousand “Zomg! Racist cuz he is not a white middle-aged American!!!”-comments?
would make us raceist ifen we cared about what race akmed is up there
How do you know the person in the picture is not a white middle-aged American? Pretty damned racist right there, chum.
could be zombie phil hartman in zombie make up!
thats make up for zombies
That’s for Halloween when zombies dress up like people and go trick or treating.
“Triiiiiick or unnnnggggghhhh!!!”
“And what are you supposed to be for Halloween?”
“Jooooeeee Sixpaaaaack”
“Okay then, Joe. What kind of treat would you like? I’ve got Kit Kat and 3 Musketeers and…”
“BRAIIIIIIIINSSSS!!!! NOM NOM NOM!!!!”
WIN!
Cool! First time my LOL ended up on the front page. Thanks for voting for it everyone
Good stuff Capt!
it made the bitter troll lol
Good match of expression and caption!
Keep up the good work, Hasting! We expect to see more funny or…WE’LL KILL YOU!!
Order and Method Hastings, Order and Method. Remember the Leetle Grey cells.
Hold it. Shhhh…..look around.
THEY’RE GONE!
I’m not sayin’ what….don’t want to jinx it….I’m just sayin’.
I thought something weird was going on…but you’re right…they’re gone…
A relevant and funny LOL on PK. The stock market is going to crash tomorrow.
Because of her ankles?
It depends on how the fatcats feel… Whether they’re confident in her ankles… or whether they lack faith that her ankles could sustain in the open market..
That’s rough. Does she get much exercise? Does she have problems with bone density? Those are enough questions to tank the market for a few days at least.
Goddamn you hereditary obesity!
No more thumbs!! Thnx Cheezy folk!!
And all this time the cats in cheezeland were wishing for opposable thumbs. Little did they know what trouble it would be.
but thumbs taste good when deep fried and covered in hot sauce….Mmmmmmmmm
Aaaah, you ruined the surprise!! BC’s been cooking all day.
bitter troll confused, is BC bitter chef or bitter clown, or the bitter charro?
None of the above. British Columbia has been cooking for you. It’s Bitterfest in Canada!
Victoria makes some nice marijuana…. a la pot.
YAY bitter troll likes the taste of canananananandaian children
with maple syrup
“but thumbs”
Two words that we don’t like to see in that sequence.
Shhhhhhhhhh!! Don’t give away all your recipes.
I think he’s just worried because of what happened to that Achilles fellow.
Could be worse… you should see what the French guy is doing a couple of pictures down — course you can’t tell if she has her ankles showing, but I don’t think he cares.
No doubt he is rubbing his toes over her ankles and dreaming of the possibilities..
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BTW, hey Charlie!!
Hey, Eddie — I’ve been AWOL, UA and just plain lazy. Took a summer’s worth of edumacation and other duties as required. Maybe I can get back into the swing of things for awhile. See ya on the upside!
Charlieee…. we… neeeed…. youuuu…. -reaches up from coffin and places icy grip upon his ankle-
Did they actually ever say Whiskey Tango Foxtrot as What the F*** in the army?
Yeah Iggy — we invented it, and all the other acronyms that have foxtrot in them, like F.I.D.O., and even one’s without, like W.E.T.S.U.
And SNAFU and FUBAR and Hotel Alpha
Man I hope so, you’ve been missed!
Agreed. I miss my grumpy old men. These youthful trolls are far too unintelligent to hold an actual conversation.
-pouts- me try
Not you. You’re an old troll and can actually make a point.
I’m talking about the ones who get all butthurt when I burninate them for not making a point, then want to have a big talk over tea about it. For the last time- If they’re going to be assholes, then I’m going to treat them like assholes and will not apologize until they stop acting like assholes! Take note, trolls-other-than-bitter.
Hey! Wait, which am I again? I used to be the…but now I’m…dagnabbit. Say, you’re not on my lawn are you? Do I need to go yell out the door? Don’t make me go out there!
MORE GRUMPY OLD MEN, IGGLER SAYS! WE MUST ACQUIRE THEM ALL!
That way, the ones like Eddie and Charlie can beat the sh*t out of the bigoted idiots while I giggle.
And I’m not that old! I haven’t farted dust in…since…ok, I’m old.
…but I am grumpy (I think it’s genetic).
If emotions were genetic, I’d have gotten into the ICHC servers, tracked your IP addresses, and punched you all in the face right now.
)
(Hint- that’s not from my mother’s side.
iggy iggy punching people never solves anything……take bitter trolls hand axe…that solves everything!
Rorschach taught me that lesson, Bitter. Aren’t they useful?
Troll hand axes take like, three hands for regular hooman types. And I’ve been grumpy since I was three (the dinosaurs would all run away).
You’re so old you taught Eve to garden. And Adam to plow. Eve.
I’m pretty sure he’s old enough to have taught God how to make it so Adam COULD plow Eve.
The Big Bang was his 21st birthday party.
I’m pretty sure the Big Bang was actually his bachelor’s party.
God was disguised as a stripper in the lie-cake.
The Bigger Bang happened when he discovered God’s mangina.
Iggler likes new guy.
New guy funny.
New guy not get burninated.
Ooooh that’s a mental image I could’ve done without, Random. Or is it RG? You need a nickname, pal.
Blasphemous prick works as a nickname.
Well, yeah, but that’s too long. I need something short. I’m too lazy to type that much.
You’re all just jealous, admit it.
Jealouse that you banged God’s mangina?
Rezackly.
Well, that explains Nancy Pelosi, then.
Hey, someone had to do it.
Lay on your back and think of Pangea, my man.
Way to take one for the team!
Well, you know, think about it – there weren’t really a lot of options at the time…
We all need guidance on occasion.
ok, use trusty old Mr Warhammer. it belongs to that grimmy fellow
back when grimmy hooman was auto worker, it was elected in the plant as a member of the UAW bargining commite…it had to resign since it was not officeally working at the plant
-Has a confusion-
Is this just my regular midnight wireless lobotomy, or does anyone else need clarification too?
As a collector of mid-evil weapons, i have several swords , daggers, raipers, warhammers, flails, axes ct.
Dureing my time in the United Auto workers, we got my massive warhammer ( named Mr Warhammer) elected on a seat for bargining. Hopeing a warhammer might ease management into giveing us a few demands, sadly it was forced to retire when the lawyers pointed out it was kinda illegal.
Wait, my computificating machine* says it’s only 9:05pm – oh, you’re on the right coast? My spousal-unit will be pestering me to go to bed any minute now (good thing I can still outrun her…)
*I sure hope it doesn’t burn out any more tubes – those suckers are really hard to find these days.
I’ve got 11:36. But I’m central time.
My stepfather was in the UAW (he’s dead now…he’s not missed). I’ve never met a man more fanatical about unions. You should’ve seen how freaked out he was at the suggestion of going to Great Clips instead of a union barber. Nothing against Grimmiekins or any other auto workers. My stepdad was an asshole. That’s my point.
oh i knew PLENTY of jack@ss’s in the union its made up of people like any other company. decent people, and F(cktards
Maybe there’s three of us? I know Charlie isn’t as old as me, but I think you may be. I think we should form the Triad of Lawns and protect each other’s homesteads.
Eddie, this isn’t the Wild West.
Talk to my dad to make it a full square. Trust me, he’ll be VERY excited about this new agreement.
*channeling Mick – or his zombie, whatever*
“Hey, you, get offa my lawn…”
*click-click* – slides round into chamber
Best and worst sound ever. Depending, entirely, upon which end of the *click click* one finds oneself.
It’s all about perspective.
The hell you say! There’s a new sheriff in town and things are going to get a whole lot stickier. Capice?
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Thanks, man… I’m getting there.
See, I might’ve commented on that lol (with the guy feeling up the gal), but I don’t want people to start thinking I’m totally obsessed with…well, with those things that…with the “mamm” part of “mammal” or anything, because I’m not, really – some people assume that, but it’s not really…BOOBIES!! WOOHOO! IT WAS A LOL ABOUT BOOBIES!1!! BOO…urk…argh…
*thump*
…whoa. Ah, man…I hate waking up with drool on my face. Well, at least it’s my drool this time. ‘Scuse me while I go find a towel…
You had me at bubz. *noms*
*magically appears out of thin air*
Boobies? Where?
About two pics thataways *points*
Eh, I can find better things to do with my time than watch Sarkozy feel up some chick.
No, I’m wrong – about five pics (same direction, though).
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now, heaven knows,
Anything Goes.
They left out “fap fap fap”
That’s the Ayatollah Khameni!
no he died.
OMG this guy’s brain is not under his hat! it’s in his pants!
Why does he got three black dicks infront of him?
Freaking muslim towel heads. I wish they were all dead lying in a pit of pig offle.