Korean army begs
Breaking News – Korean army begs trucker to blow his diesel horn.
(North Korean Army)
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the way they look scares me…but it’s still a funny picture
That made me smile.
Th3rd !
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Glow poop?
How do I rate down on this annoying comment rating system?
Awesome caption!
WTF is a diesel horn? Try air horn. Diesel horns would be wicked messy…not to mention expensive.
You are focusing on the wrong part of the story – it was a funny line.
Besides, Truck = Diesel, so its horn could be a “Diesel Horn”.
Diesel horn? You mean air horn?
Diesel makes the wheels go ’round. Air makes the horn sound.
you as well
picky picky picky. Just laugh at the pic if you like it. Looking for petty little things makes you look small.
Tom?
Ignore them.. some people are too pedantic.
Yeah, for what it’s worth, grandamjim, I thought it was pretty good.
For real! This one made me lol
Well, lookee there, everybody chose “rock”.
Either that or they’re getting ready for a fisting party.
Where is this “fisting party” you speak of?
Grrrooosssss.
The Dear Leader has chosen “paper”, so all loyal citizens must of course choose “rock”.
I choose “Spock”.
That would be the logical choice.
My favorite picture ever- Spock wearing a clearly furry coat, with the caption, “Why of course, Captain. It would be illogical to wear a live animal.”
They could be getting ready to do a secret handshake xD
Nothing is secret in the people’s army comrade. NOTHING!
Nothing except what they put in with the mystery meat!!!
You mean…THE PEOPLE’S MEAT?!
no i mean the MEAT OF THE PEOPLE!!!
but that my dear friend is canobolism.
In some countries its called cannibalism too.
only cannivbalism if you hooman!!
I thought cannonballism was where you made big splashes in the pool all the time. I’m confused.
Canobolism sounds like some kind of muscular disease.
I’m getting an embolism from all this.
They’re Masons??
no no they MANSONS…uncle charle say they do…
The first repeat of that comment is forgivable because they were both posted at the same time, but was it necessary to point out the same thing a third time? You could have just replied to one of the two comments about agreeing if you feel that strongly about it, Not(?)amoron.
It’s an air horn!
Is it an air horn?
You’re an air horn!
Oh yeah? Well blow me.
*bitterly blows The Amazing Rando*
Uh. Yeah, that’s figuratively speaking of course. Since we all clearly know that nobody is blowing anybody.
Apparently someone is blowing somebody, you got a nay on your comment..
All hail the Cheezonator! Congrats Grandamjim. Hey, read the comments above, I bet we can find who named the Dictators of Cheezyland!
Orange juice!! Everywhere!!!!
10-4 all you little buddies.
These smartass comments are not even worthy of the Cheezanator’s time.
Don’t be so tough on them, Cheezanator. They’re new to the whole ‘having a dictator’ thingy. We’ll bring them into it slowly.
sorry, that was the IRON FIst coming out instead of the VELVET GLOVE. LOL
Well, next time try the rubber glove. More people respect you when you wear the rubber glove on the iron fist.
And don’t forget to use lots of lube.
Do you have a flag? You can’t be a country if you don’t have a flag.
Yeah, we need to know what your flag looks like so we can burninate it. Where the hell IS Tygor? These cheezy folks need some burnination if you ask me. Worthless pretenders to the crown.
But obviously, it is worthy of your time to say it is not worthy of your time.. Seems kinda paradoxical to me.
Our benebolent Co-Dictator of Cheezyland has complete autonomy to do or say as he wishes.
I doubt that.
I don’t remember voting for a dictator.
I voted for Stalin, a few pages over.
Me too, but only because it was really a vote AGAINST GWB.
Any vote against GWB is a vote for sanity!
I thought we voted for DWN as our dic(k)tator. After he left we’ve been guided by Eddie’s wisdom but I think froo won the mud wrestling battle for leadership. These cheese people look like illegal aliens from ICHC. I say we deport them.
Oh.. Yes. As VP charro I guess reigning in the absence of our lawful Dic(k)tator DWN I move to deport. As a second to the Motion from The People’s Breasts I say the motion carries. Where is HST to assist in the deportation?
Huh, I don’t remember any mud wrestling. Did I pull an Andy Kaufman and lose?!?!
It was only for teh ladies. Actually, we were supposed to mud wrestle but we couldn’t work up any enthusiasm for it and just declared froo the winner. She bribed us with something amazing but I don’t remember what it was. And why is everyone so bitter all of a sudden. I figured bitter troll finally made an honest mermaid out of Charro, but now you’re bitter too!
Oh, I’m more than happy to abdicate! I like froo but I really wish the wrestly would have happened. That would have been terrific to watch (even in a state of being preggers!)
I think they’re bitter about the page loading times.
Let’s all be bitter.
Except Jane. She should be Jane St. Clitter.
I’d tickle it. *grins mischievously*
Maybe you should be Bitter Ginger.
How much for the pay per view?
Taking us up on that little “torture session” we offered Charro?
No need to change names for the comment buttons are gone! However, anyone wanting to join Max and I for torture sessions can apply at the Fortress of Doom.
*heads to fortress to apply*
Hmmm… dear, we’re gonna need a bigger rumpus room.
-Listens through secret fortress tunnel-
-Slowly shifts loosened slab out of wall and crawls out-
So ANYONE can apply, right?
Jane, can I participate? I don’t want to receive, but give, ok? As you know, it’s more blessed to give than to receive and I’m all about giving.
*bitterly waits patiently for application acceptance letter to arrive at Eddie’s moat*
-waits under his bridge at the moat, playing everquest2- apps for what? bitter troll raiding.
-Shows bitter troll WoW-
Trust me dude, the raiding is ten times better in this game…
It’ll suck up even MORE of your life!
Jane and Max’s torture session, of course!
bitter troll has tried both, prefers his EQ2 for better graphics and raiding system.
both are good games, but eq2 is only one that lets you play ogre’s dragon men, or evil pixies
Meh.
I must not have played EQ2 or something, because the version that I played had basically square box people running around with a crappy control system…
Was Escape to Narroth part of the first or second one?
escape to norrath? dont know that one, sounds more like one of the PS games based on norrath. try the free eq2 trail they have on the website
That’s wholly depending upon whether or not you can pass my “Overlord Entrance exam”
Being that the giving is done by the overlord TO his captive bride.
If you fail the entrance exam, you’re immediately put into the “captive bride/groom” category. Where Jane and I will place you with a captor.
Testing will begin at 8:65 am. And no… that’s not a typo.
Wait, I have a lawn and Jane is protector of the grass. I can extend that to you as well if you let me torture!
*keeps waiting for acceptance letter*
Lucan took a bride?
-boggles confused-
must be late for the bitter troll
I don’t remember voting for a king…
But, it’s good to be king!
But how do you know he’s a king?
” He ‘s not covered in Sh*t!!”
He commands each thing, be it fish or fowl.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl – - – woof.
We voted for a dic* He won
Sorry mate, there is no dictator around these parts. We already have leadership and don’t need anyone trying usurp the established rule.
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Further more, get the hell of my lawn and go back to cheezyland (or where ever it was you came from.)
Yeah! And you better not have left any cheese on Eddie’s lawn or you’ll be cleaning it up before you go!
*hands the invaders a plastic bag and a cheesy scooper*
I live for the paradoxes in life!
Made me laugh atleast. =) GOOD JOB!
Read all other captions- they’re even funnier!
Either we’ve got a new self-named troll or bitter needs to take a laxative.
That’s not bitter troll, silly. bitter can’t articulate that well.
Or use punctuation. That’s a good point. How many trolls do we really need?
Actually, the only other one I really thought was funny was from Bitterkins…I mean Grimmietroll…I mean Grimmiekins! Dammit!!
Ok, the comment ratings have officially pissed me off! I have sent a note to the admins to see if we can have them removed.
Wait, you can send notes to the admins? What is that, admin@punditkitchen.com?
And if they don’t then they’re the ones that are gonna be removed. From Eddie’s lawn that is! *shakes angry fist at PK admins*
*honks her horn*
I think your threat worked babe. Even the PK admins fear revocation of their lawn rights!
I was only trying to emulate your menace, my dear.
Someday someone is gonna look back on all these comments and wonder wtf was going on.
I already have, Eric, when I was new here, and I totally thought it was f*cking AWESOME and hilarious. I may not represent the general populace’s opinions, however, since I tend to weird them out until they can get far, far away from me.
So I asked how to send an email to the admins, but that comment is being moderated..
See at the bottom where it says Contact Us? That’s what I did.. It probably won’t go anywhere, but I tried.
Oh, I was hoping you had their email address, but that works too.
OK, let’s try this. If you’re *for* the comments ratings, give this comment a thumbs up. If you’re *against*, give it a thumbs down.
(I think we have to keep finding ways to bitch about it until it’s gone).
I gave it a thumbs down, though in my heart it was a thumbs up, because I love the idea.
Thanks. I’m thinking maybe a comment with a ton of negative feedback might catch their attention. Cheez! Wake Up!! This sucks!!!
I can’t believe someone gave this post a thumbs down.
Thumbs down from me too! Frickin’ comments..
I wish I had two more hands, so I could give comment ratings four thumbs down.
More thumbs? All I need is one finger..
*gives comment ratings the finger, bitterly*
*bites the ratings on the finger, commonly*
I bite my thumb at the comments ratings!
Do you bite your thumb at the ratings, madam?
ow about this. Just ignore the rating system. There is no law sayin g you have to rate anything.
Huh that never occurred to me. Thank you, perspicacious one.
The real problem is the way it kills download times, and scrolls you away from posts you’re trying to read.
Also, you’d notice my name is written in LOLspeek; I’m one of the originals from ICHC, where a comment rating system was removed precicely because it killed download times. Admins, learn from history, and learn fast, please?
paws4thot is one of our elders now living in a cheezy monastery in Nepal.
It was excessively hard to ignore when it was fu(king up my load times and hallucinogenically scrolling randomly after commenting.
Actually, there is. It says “All citizens of Earth must approve and disapprove of EVERY SINGLE opinion and notion that ever occurs to another citizen.” It was declared when the UN UN-nazied the world.
FOREVER.
By the way, haven’t you ever been here before the comments? You must be incredibly new here to have not seen the nice loading times. Learn your stuff before talking, kiddo.
I sent them an email too. The comment ratings system is for suckers.
I have also emailed them. Bitterly.
Ditto
HA! The squeaky wheel gets the oil! I got a confirmation e-mail saying the ratings were removed. Man, are we good or what?
bitter troll all misty eyed to see how bitter everyone was over the bitter weekend.
bitter troll was not online, he was visiteing his sick mommy
*hugs for bitter troll’s sick mommy* It’s nice to see the bitter will of the people being represented.
Is your mom better now?
I hope your mom is ok, dear bitter one.
eerrr…no bitter mom will never be ok. sad yes, but she is dieing
-Hugs-
There there, Bitter.
Blargh. Sometimes I wish everyone was either like me or like an eight year old child. But I repeat myself. Anyway, they’re easy to comfort. Adults, not so much. Anyway, Iggler sends you totally non-flaming hugs.
Sorry mate.. seriously..
ya, cancer be a bitch.
rough watching it slowly eat away at her.
she has good days and bad.
Dude.
I know, right?
Ah, Bitter… That sucks. I’m sorry, man.
My poor dear bitter one. My heart aches for you.
now now peoples, this isnt new news to the bitter troll. he has been helping her deal with it for over a year now. lets change the subject…nipples…who do we speak to about seeing more of them?
Rusty Nipples?
bitter troll perfers nipples made of charro-nods-
*perks up breasts for bitter’s inspection*
bitter troll get close look now!-grabs her up and heads for the bridge- we be awhile….
It’s been a while, I’ve got pent up bitter mermaid feelings.
let me unpent you!
I appreciate all you do for me. In bed.
and up againstt he wall, and in the shower, and across the table, and in max’s castle via the secret doors.
*panting and glistening with sweat*
I’m SO glad I brought all that ginger.
I’m sorry love. *hugs*
didnt mean to suck the funny out of the night, sorry folks.
is anniee around? we can throw eggs at her!
-hugs the bitter charro-
It’s ok dear bitter one. Let’s throw eggs where Anniee USUALLY stands, then when she gets there, they’ll be rotten!!
*hugs*
Oooh…-prepairs to throw eggs- HOW DARE YOU TAKE A POLITICAL OPINION DIFFERENT THEN MINE!
-lobs eggs in a trollish manner-
Hey guys, might wanna be careful about where you throw those things. I’ve been roasting her stage spot and her pedestal for a few hours now on pre-heat, and if they land on that, we might feed her. Make sure you just keep ‘em out of the glowing red spots, and we should be fine.
dont worry iggy man, i throw angry weasle eggs. so they can hatch then ya know…angry weasles
Throw some bacon over there too, and I’ll take Anniee’s spot. Can I get some toast over here?
Doctor: I’ve got your test results and some bad news. You have cancer and Alzheimer’s.
Man: Boy, am I lucky! I was afraid I had cancer!
Aw, geez, I’m really sorry to hear that. I was afraid it was gonna be something like that.
Wait, what? I didn’t think trolls had mommies but were hatched? Damn that wikipedia!
Well the thing is that trolls are hatched by a mother that covers them in her own poop and picks them up and throws them into the wall whenever they try to play with each other, that’s why trolls don’t even recognize each other when they’re grown. It’s also what makes them so bitter.
Bitter troll is possibly the only nice troll I’ve ever met, though. Probably because the mother troll tortures them endlessly- BT must have missed a few of the lashes, and thus turned slightly less asshole-ish.
Hi Bitter,
We have removed the comment rating system and will be reviewing it.
Thanks,
miniburger
On Sun, Aug 23, 2009 at 7:13 PM, bitter charro wrote:
Please remove the asinine comment ratings. They suck. Thank you.
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Name: bitter charro
Email Address: @yahoo.com
Time Sent: Sunday, August 23, 2009 7:13:14 PM
Gee, I like your’s much better!
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It was all I could think of at the time. Simple and to the point, methinks.
I’m bitter that I didn’t get an e-mail.
Feel special Trogdor doesn’t, but then again, maybe it was in that big pile of white letters that edible guy in the blue uniform and white truck had before I burned the papers and ate the guy…
Mine was in my spam folder.
Most dear assholes,
Fock you. Lubeless.
Yours in terrorism,
RG
Would have been nice if we could have voted on it before it was implemented. But hey, at least our complaining did some good!
Stop it, Eddie. It sounds like you’re encouraging the idiots crying out for “free speech” by drowning out everyone else if you say “at least our complaining did some good!”
Good point, and everyone KNOWS I’m not a Democrat!
“HEAR MY VOICE! HEAR MY VOICE! I’M TOO STUPID TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE AND NOT SEE THE INHERENT HYPOCRISY IN TRYING TO CRY OUT UNNECESSARILY FOR FREE SPEECH BY DROWNING OUT THE OPINIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE!” I swear to whatever created life on this earth, I’ve never seen anything more depressing, nor such an accurate a depiction of the people in the world’s chosen form of argument.
Did you see Barney Frank?
I’m so f*cking proud of him.
{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYlZiWK2Iy8}
As Jon Stewart very aptly pointed out- and on what fricking planet do half black guys and jewish guys qualify as Nazis?
They were very nice about it I must say!
Hai Suicide,
We have removed the comment rating system and will be reviewing it.
Thanks,
miniburger
On Sun, Aug 23, 2009 at 7:07 PM, suicide_blonde wrote:
Hello,
The new comment rating system sucks very, very hard. It makes the pages slow to load, difficult to read, and more likely to crash.
Please, please get rid of the comment rating system.
Please.
Thanks,
sb
peoples in power that listen?? IZ A MIRACLE!
I know! I rejoiced in my own way. With ginger, of course.
-grabs charro up for more loven- we be back …
*giggles in girlish anticipation*
I’ve missed my bitter troll. Me needs the lovin.