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I love “Rebellious Women”
Sorry Spanky, you have to be able to get a woman before you can complain about her not listening to you.
Hmm…. at least out in the fresh air, participating in the free market of ideas. As opposed, say, to typing into comment boxes and eating chips.
So stop eating chips and go outside, dhydar.
dammit jane, i’d just taken a big gulp of water. my shirt looks rather see-through now…
You talk about this like it’s a problem.
Slan, I have to ask, why the rapier for an avatar?
And where do you go to select one?
Go to WordPress.com, and create yourself an account. Now create a WordPress custom avatar. Come back here and you should have a custom avatar.
Note that you’ll have to log on to WordPress before visiting here to display the custom avatar in future.
Or go to gravatar. You don’t have to pre-visit to maintain your avatar with them…
Because before my knee went out I was a fencer and active in a Renaissance historical recreations group, and also because it looks nifty.
Which group? I fence in SCA, that’s why I was wondering if it was just because they look awesome (Which they do) or if you actually used one.
LOL, yes, that one! I was, many years ago now, active in the Barony of Carolingia, East Kingdom. (To give you an idea how many years ago, the first War I fought rather than watched was Pennsic XVI.)
oops diddnt see those other posts, lol, outlands is WAY better, IVERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIVAT TRIMARIS!!!!!
Pennsic!
I know a lot of people who started out there. Not nessecarily in fencing, but in Ren-Faires. I, myself, am a second year fencer trained by 5 Rings Fencing in Kansas City and starting at Missouri State University.
OoOoOoOo my dad was involved with the SCA. I wanted to get involved, too, but he was always too busy to teach me fencing and/or introduce me to people =__=
was it the SCA?
Wait, dhydar’s got chips? Huh. And not sharing. Meanie.
I’d share my chips, but I can’t get them to go through the damn modem.
It might be easier if they were computer chips.
*audible groan permeates the kitchen*
*stops crunching on bag of computer chips*
You mean we’re NOT supposed to eat these? Dammit……*grumbles*
Cheddar & sour cream computer chips? Didn’t see that coming.
Silicon is good for the….. body parts…. that need good things
Oh boo! Natural is better. ;P
Silicon dear, not Silicone
Well. That’s all right then.
And you should know my views on natural versus fake… But if you’ve forgotten perhaps I can give you a refresher for… a few hours?
I gave your comment a thumbs up with much enthusiasm.
I gave it a thumbs up, but I’m finding a way to give you negative 9000 if I don’t get the video tape.
Ok, for that effect, I DO like the comment rater. On the longer lols, I don’t like the page expanding for 3 minutes while I’m trying to read the comments… That’s VERY annoying.
But seriously though.. the most important question these ratings pose is… Where are these thumbs up…. going?
I don’t know where they are ‘going’… maybe they are going to run a ‘best of’ like for craigslist…
I am not a fan of Rate This Comment.
I’m with SB on this. Not only is it killing my loading performance, but the screen scrolling hawls you rapidly away from the comment you’re trying to read if you’re going back to a pic with only a couple of hundred comments on it; Gawd alone knows what the 600+ comment epics will be like!
So, if we must have comment rating, can we at least get the rating buttons put into the header with the avatar, name, and time stamp? Pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top?
Yeah, but it was still worth a chuckle.
give bitter troll crayola…will add ” people who eat chips on the interwebz” to crazy person billboard
He specifically mentions two types of women: rebellious AND lewd. Ahahahaha! When they sleep with every body else but HIM they must get put on his list.
Maybe the lewd women are the ones who consent to having sex with him and the rebellious women are the ones who refuse.
Yeah, seriously, what kind of sick fetish do you have to have to want to sleep with him?
Damfino. He doesn’t push any of my buttons. Except for maybe the ‘laugh at the weirdo’ one?
To play fair–though he doesn’t deserve this–he probably doesn’t/wouldn’t wear his board while trying to make a woman sleep with him…
just saying.
I like that of all the evil people, the last word is AND MORMONS . . .
Hahaha yeah… if this kid had half a brainwashed clue he would know Mormons aren’t any of the things on his Billboard of hatred.
That’s why he had to mention them specifically. Because apparently everyone’s going to hell except him. ^_^ And I like how I’m going to hell 3 times, but NOT for smoking cigarettes! LOL, Methinks the guy forgot something!!!
Wow, God hates everybody.
I’m also going to Hell three times, and I’m 12! (But since when are Tennis and Soccer evil?) I must repent my sins and burn my tennis racket!
Well, mostly not anyway…..
Some of the nicest people I know are Mormons. I can understand putting child molesters on there – but Mormons?
*holds up dots* I can’t seem to get these to connect…. darn maybe I need more potato chips…
no not just child molesters, Child molesting homosexuals because loving someone of the same gender of course means loving children that’s just common sense
Oh no meemee, child molesters are fine. Just so long as they’re not child molestering homosexuals.
According to the sign, that is.
I like to interpret it to read that “child molesting homosexuals” means that really, homosexuals are fine, it’s just the homosexuals who molest children that are in trouble…
that has been pointed out
*shoves more potato chips into the modem*
Enjoy.
Oooh thanks. I need that!! mmmm salty.
Shushnik, even if you do have a woman you don’t get to complain about them not listening to you. I think it’s mostly because they’re usually right, but I could be mistaken about that.
No, you’re definitely right about that.
Sports nuts?
Is anyone else seeing a kindergarten version of Westboro Baptist?
You mean I’m going to hell for watching the Red Sox on TV???? Is that in the Bible?? In the book of Curmudgeons II maybe?
Actually you WILL go to hell for watching the Red Sox on TV. Everyone knows the Cardinals are God’s chosen people.
We don’t get many Cardinals games out here in Caleefornee. Shame. I need a better dish package. Yes – new goal for next year…
*shoves more potato chips in mouth* MMMM Rando – you rock… These are great chips.
Judgement day is coming! You all must repent your sins, attend church, pray for forgiveness, read the Bible, AND GOD HELP YOU if you watch that Redsox game!
Can I wear a sandwhich board now?
ROFL! i love that one too XD
WOMEN, THINKING WITH THEIR OWN BRAINS?!
HOW DARE THEY?!
It is much preferable for us to think using OTHER’S brains.
Hmm…spare brain….spare brain…. Darn! I think I left it in my other pants. Oh well, I guess I have to use MY brain, forgive me O Lord
amen xD the bible also says not to judge, its people like that who go around thinking they can condemn people who make people turn away from God! so annoying
i am a mormon but that is funny. why can’t we all get along?
huh? I don’t think the kid’s a mormon… he’s AGAINST Mormons.
He’s speaking of religions getting along…. am I right BC?
What’s funny about it (as a Mormon myself) is that he’s got this big long list of things, “sex addicts, liar, drunkards, rebellious women…” then at the end, “AND Mormons…” as if it’s either an after-thought or the icing on the cake.
wait wait wait…scientologiests are fine but mormons bad?
bitter troll is confused now…
boggle boggle
Boggle? I hate that game, dammit!
You need to meet my friend, Peggy Hill, Arlen’s Boggle Champion and Substitute Teacher of the Year in 1996 and 1997.
bitter troll rather eat bobby hill
My question, other than the fact that mormons is just kind of tacked on there, like they still had space left to fill, is why is it followed by an ellipsis(…)? Of all the randomness on that billboard that damn ellipsis bugs the heck out of me.
He’s just being inclusive . . .
So considerate of him. Does anyone else think of Moral Orel when they see this?
Yes!! Thank you, I was thinking that when I first saw it!!! Nice.
Yeah I think by the elipsis he means all religions but his – the religion of self-righteous prigginess.
I think that would fall under the category of “Fake Religions” which is indeed on the board.
Agreed. You beat me to it.
Hold on.. Fake religions AND Mormons? So Mormonism is true but evil anyway?
Have you actually LOOKED at your history? Not just the FARMS stuff… I dare you – I’m a recovering Mormon, I was very surprised to see what I found when I actually looked. Good Luck.
Heh, recovering Mormon. I like that. I have known several Mormons and they have all been surprisingly normal. I met Mitt Romney and was impressed by the fact that he wasn’t crazy, despite being Mormon.
I had a Christian friend who was a expert on Mormonism and would prove to the Mormons that would come to his house that their history is false. One of them actually said “I can’t tell you how many times people have proven to me that it’s false, but I still believe.”
Der! obviously your friend sux at the whole “proving” thing. I love it when one religious zealot thinks they have the logical quasi-scientific “cure” for another. Mormons have been around since the 1800’s and your friend claims to have the secret proof? Really!? As if each and every one of your friends ideas aren’t simply copied and pasted from some other zealots pamphlet. He gives himself too much credit as does anyone who uses the word proof when talking about a religious concept. Faith and proof cannot co-exist. Stop kidding yourself.
The commenter doth protest too much, methinks.
Bitter much?
Where your little rant falls down though is that parksj1 was not talking about matters of religious doctrine but matters of history. One disadvantage the Mormons have is that history in the latter days in which their Latter Day Saints lived is much more rigorously documented than ancient history. Absent or conflicting records from 150 years ago are harder to hand-wave away than absent or conflicting oral accounts passed down from 2000 years ago.
So… your saying that if two 150 year old documents disagree with each other, then whichever is the most Mormon must be the one that’s false? Or is that just the way it works because you are fishing for a way to supplement your bias? This is my whole beef. “Christians” don’t want the Mormons to be true so every time they stumble across anything that offers up an alternative they latch onto it. Never mind the fact the credibility rating is a wash. This goes both ways of course. That’s probably what is so frustrating about it. It only facilitates circular argumentation. “your wrong because of “X” document”…”well you are wrong because of “Y” document” duh! If they both came from the same time frame whats the use.
Don’t be obtuse. Read what I actually said – missing or conflicting documentation of historically recent events is more difficult to dismiss, and that puts the Mormons at a disadvantage because their history (being more recent) is not lost in the mists of time and subject to handwaving and articles of faith to the same degree as mainstream Christianity. It doesn’t make Mormons wrong, it just opens their version of history up to factual dispute in a way that the ‘history’ of the mainstream church can’t generally be due to lack of evidence.
Or such evidence against mainstream is carefully locked away in the archives of the Vatican. Or not yet dug up?
I think Damien’s point (not that I agree with it) is that given two conflicting historical accounts, one being the Mormon version, and the other being the non-Mormon version, assuming that the non-Mormon version must be right is severely biased.
He fails to address, however, the possibility that since we’re talking about things that happened less than 200 years ago, there are likely multiple historical documents opposed to the Mormon version of things, whereas there is no such solid documentation to dispute the Christian timeline.
Keep in mind that when “mainstream” Christians refer to the Mormon history, they aren’t trying to address doctrinal discrepancies as they relate to scientific evidence. The vast majority of history related “proofs” are used as an adhominum. The point isn’t to prove that Mormon ideology goes against scientific fact. This of course would hurt their case as well. Being left without the ability to argue “time line” issues, they result to tearing down the individuals rather than what they taught. One way to do this is to point out the “historical” discrepancies. This usually boils down to an argument between someone’s journal entry vs a newspaper article. Inevitably the newspaper is look at as the holy grail of truth and supposedly this “proves” the Mormons wrong. I was one of those Mormon missionaries. I spent my two years in Seattle. I argued a few basic points with a lot of people who seemed to think that they had found the undeniable proof that Mormons are wrong. These “proofs” haven’t changed since their inception (soon after the Mormon church started). They have been around for as long as the church has. There is perfectly logical answers for ALL of them. This is the immovable wall. The circular argumentation that I was talking about. Mormons say they have it resolved while “mainstream” Christians seem to be set on re-circulating the same tired “proofs”. It’s actually kind of laughable because if one were to hold steadfast and true to an adhomonous stance as they do, then all Christianity stands to be “proven” wrong on account of the crusades. This ridiculous mindset allows for ANYTHING to be “proven” wrong or false just as soon as it can be tied to someone doing something wrong while flying its flag.
This is the point where religions (including Mormons) start saying things like “no, it’s the people not the religion that is wrong”, “Church is for sinners”, “Don’t let what others do dictate your actions”.
These pathetic cop-outs are why I don’t go to church anymore. I am sick and tired of people holding every religion accountable for the transgressions of their followers, but turning a blind eye when it comes to their own. It’s BS. If a church claims to be operating according to the direction and council of deity, then that same deity should be able to see that the members act accordingly. Not a lot, some, or most. All. ESPECIALLY when leadership and authority are concerned. It has been my experience that this is not the case. Maybe when God decides to actually start running the church I will go back. Until then I’m just going to be an argumentative cynic.
that’s what belief is all about.
A recovering mormon friend of mine was in the Air Force for like twelve years and met many a Southerner who (swear-to-God) thought Mormons had horns. She’d have them feel her scalp for her horns.
J: Feel anything?
Tard: No…
J: Nothing yet?
Tard: No…
J: Not even a little stupid?
Tard: …….. (walks away, 0wned)
Why does everyone say “recovering”? Do you think I have a disease or something?
i think he’s a jehovahs witness.
yes thank you for the clarification. i just don’t see any other religions on there so it just stuck as something funny.
I think there aren’t any religions on there because the background looks like it might be the visitor’s center in Salt Lake City. Protesters against Mormonism are often seen there, especially around April and October.
Why april and october specifically?
(just curious)
I’m not sure not being a Mormon myself. But the timing makes it sound like a Council or some other sort of gathering.
the gathering…..
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE !!!!!!
its actually called general conference it happens two times a year april and oct. the church gaters to listen to the leaders giving talks any on can go if they want you don’t have to be a member but it is in salt lake
You don’t have to be in Salt Lake to watch. It’s available online at lds.org, but lots of people still go there to watch it live.
That’s when the General Conference for the LDS church is held
Money lovers, sports nuts, Two faced people… yeah, he’s pretty much got everyone covered.
I can’t make out what it says in the red circle.
Pencil neck weak kneed ______ men
Best I can make out
Which, by the by, is hilarious when around this guy’s neck
I think I got it. Pencil-necked weak-kneed effeminate men.
Close, it’s actually “Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men”. I looked up a bigger res pic on Google.
So Pencil-necked weak-kneed effeminate men are still cool to get into heaven if they arent actually gutless?
I don’t understand what people’s necks have anything to do with getting into heaven.
Yeah, the sports nuts part always gets me. Please explain yourself, young man!
Probably that people will skip church or be distracted in Sunday church during football season. It was something that my pastor joked about in a tongue and cheek manner…when I did attend church.
The less sports you do, the earlier you go to heaven!
I’m guessing that it’s because Sunday was supposed to be a day for god worship and nothing but god worship- and Sunday Sports would distract people from fulfilling their weekly 24 hour prayer -a-thon.
Does that text in the red circle start with “pencil neck’?
Yes, it does. It’s a dated term of insult, that’s to say in the least. Seriously, the last time I have ever heard that gem of an adjective is in one of those ’80s movies similar to “Better Off Dead”.
That being said, I think this kid pretty much defines the term “pencil neck”. I mean, I look at him and I think “Hey, Pencil-neck!”
I think MOST of the insults on his board are rather dated. “Sports nuts?” Seriously?
pot smokeing devils..where in the bible does it say no smokey poty
just cause you dont like something dont make it evil…
I don’t like Nickelback. I’m pretty sure they’re evil.
bitter troll hates candy corn…must be evil
Candy corn IS evil!
That s*** took my SOUL!!
Sweet Tarts are more evil. Took my soul and shredded the inside of my mouth.
The evilest candy is either:
1) those candy dots on the paper that looks like a roll of adding machine paper
2) those tiny wax bottles with that sweet ??? stuff inside, whatever that is
3) circus peanuts.
Circus peanuts candy scare me.
only evil if it costs too much
*headdesk – damn nesting*
that’s the pot, not the candy corn
any price is to much for candy corn…
….its candy…shaped like corn…CORN?!?!?!?!
MOTHERFU(KER!!!!
All the candy corn ever made was made in 1910…(or something like that, I don’t remember exactly)
1911. It gets reused every year……Oh, they wash it off!
It’s corn! That tastes like candy…. SONOFABITCH!
Last year at Target’s after halloween clearance I discoverd candy corn flavored soda. was actually pretty good.
Lewis Black FTW!!!
“….and I looked across the street…AND THERE’S ANOTHER STARBUCKS!!”
Even if one were to make corn shaped candy, I, for one, would try to make them ACTUALLY look like corn. I choked on one when I was six.
On the other hand, I’ve had Japanese candy that was actually corn flavored…
So, does candy corn count as a vegetable since it LOOKS like one? I hope so, I’ve been planning my diet around it.
Well… hookers cost too much. Does that make them evil?!?!?!
I think they qualify as lewd so theyre already going to hell according to the sign. I guess if youre going to hell you must be evil
“But mooooom! All my friends are going to hell! If I go to heaven I wont know anyone!”
actually it says, “thou shalt not disobey the laws of the land” and it says, “thou shalt not become intoxicated on any drink, herb, or plant” so, yeah, weed is techinacally against the bible.
chapter and verse or it didn’t happen!
not a big fan of the bible, but nice catch
Cite? Just curious, I believe you. I’m trying to improve my Biblical knowledge.
“pot smokeing devils”
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and is that meant to imply that the beer-drinking devils are OK? I don’t see them mentioned.
Drunkards are on there, if you had bothered to read the board.
Drinking beer doesnt necessarily make you a drunkard. One beer when you come home from work isnt going to get you drunk.
So beer drinking devils are cool as long as they arent drunkards. Also, pot smoking angels are good too.
I got a pamphlet from a Bible thumper about the evils of maryjuana (i live in a area were pot is highly decrimialized). The best they managed to come up with that the “sorcerers” mentioned in Malachi and Revelations are in fact “those who use drugs in an enchanting or hallucinogenic manner” (pamphlet) and that Peter tells us to “be sober”. Cannabis is mentioned nowhere in the Bible.
They’re talking about athletes who have wardrobe malfunctions.
Win.
Sports nuts?
lightly roasted; you can get ‘em at Trader Joe’s
You win comment of the day and 1 Internetz!
The difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts $1.75, deer nuts under a buck.
“Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men” has got to be the best!
yeah, the kid needs a mirror, or maybe he’s a self loather who hates himself for being a pencil neck and is projecting his self hatred onto others. Of course if that were the case he needs to put “People with bad hair cuts” on his board too.
This poor kid looks like the church committee hung the sign around his neck and shoved him out the door. He’d probably prefer to be watching Howdy Dowdy and eating marshmallow topping. Or maybe an “Archie” comic book. He doesn’t look like an agent of free will…
Yeah, pretty much. I highly doubt this poor kid woke up one day and decided he wanted to walk around wearing a sandwich board.
I love how mixed in with thieves, liars, lewd women, and other godless sodomites, you have “sports nuts”. Because… Judas played a lot of touch football, I guess? Did not Our Lord save, yea, even when all was lost, and did he not pass to Saint Gretzky, who did score between Satan’s fiery goalposts?
…I don’t know where I’m going with this.
Saint Gretzky shoots….he scores!
I don’t know where you were going either, but I laughed.
I don’t know where you were going either, but I laughed at your reply!
Jesus SAVES! He shoots…. HE SCORES!!!
No no, it’s Jesus Saves!
Then he passes to Moses, he shoots he scores!
That was a previous play. $:)
Moses parts the defenders Red Sea-style and has a clear path to the goal!
Why am I reminded of the Monty Python skit “Philosopher’s world cup”?
lolz
i was thinking “blessed are the playmakers” was bound to appear.
Yea, and so it has appeared in block letters across the screen.
Surely this is the will of Gates! (sorry I couldn’t resist)
Jesus saves, everyone else takes full damage.
hee hee! =^)
Jesus saves … when He shops at KMart
credit: Suzanne Westenhoefer
Pfft. Gretzky is NO saint.
Go look him up “amazing rando”. Most hockey players are saints and do tons of things for the world but more specifically their community. Do you want to know why you never hear of NHL players beating their wives and driving drunk and /lol Shooting their foots. It’s because it doesn’t happen.
because they’re too tired from beating on each other?
Win.
because they’re too tired from beating *OFF* each other?
Sorry, I just had to
Way to take a joke, but since you brought it up, I know a lot about hockey. I’m a big fan. Here in St. Louis we have a number of very big hearted hockey players. Ironically, the tough guys on the ice are very often the most generous off the ice.
My comment was some leftover bitterness from Gretzky’s 1/4 of a season stint with the Blues in 1996 before bolting for the New York Rangers.
And not all hockey players are saints. Brendan Shanahan & Craig Janney of the Blues had a falling out after Shanny stole Janney’s wife. And don’t get me started on Mike Danton. That dude was flat out PSYCHO.
I dunno, but “scoring between Satan’s fiery goalposts” sounds like an express ticket to a social disease.
yeah, I paid for that in the Phillipines once, the heat of the flaming rum, the smell of singed hair, and the chittering of monkeys in the back ground are all I remember
O_O [WTF]
well, you know touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. So technically football makes one unclean according to the bible….
I had to check and make sure they weren’t on our campus. I’ve seen this sign many, many times in person. They have others like it, all rather amusing. During the semester, they’re around LSU’s campus every other Tuesday…all day. It’s quite fun to go sit and watch during spare time, if a bit disturbing that they bring all of their children with them, ranging in age from a few months to 17.
I find it amusing to discuss with them the merits of Matthew 7:1
Also Matthew 6:5.
That’s my main retort when someone gets in my face about “finding Jesus”
they’re serious about this? i was thinking it was some sort of hazing for a frat, it seemed so ridiculous
*LOL* No…I’m 99% sure it’s at Lamar University. Where I went to school & now work! Yeah…Those nutjobs come around now & again standing in the quad & yelling at everyone in sight telling them they’re going to Hell. I’m just as God-fearing as the next guy, but they’re just plain nuts!
Oooh, so settle it: what church/religion are these yelly nutjobs? Inquiring minds want to know….and all that. Dish!
Believe it or not, I honestly couldn’t tell you. *LOL* I’ve been lucky enough not to cross paths with them since I work across campus from the quad & never really have to go through that area. But a few of my co-workers have. And none of them hung around long enough to ask questions!
But, as some here have suggested, from what I can gather, they’re more or less a cult/crazy sect. Why they allow them on campus, I’ll never know!
They allow them on campus because they’re afraid that if they kick them off, they’ll be added to THE SIGN(tm) and thus go to hell.
I can just see this kid sighing and pulling out the Sharpie to add somebody to The Sign.
My guess is some scary christian sect.
Someone like this had their eleven-year-old approach me “to spread god’s word”, apparently because I was wearing a shirt that said “Clean Life”… it was a little frightening.
I’m sorry, but if someone sent their eleven year old kid out to convert me like that, I’d have to say something to traumatize the kid. I dunno, something like, “Sorry little girl, the dark one doesn’t allow me to hear god’s word” or “Okay, I’ll listen to god’s word, but only if you let me spread Satan’s word first”
I was tempted, but then I just kept walking.
I dunno, I think the child is going to be traumatized enough being raised by crazy nut job parents. No need to make it worse.
There’s always, ‘Have you heard about Jenova?’
My thoughts exactly! I go to LSU as well, and I’ve had several run-ins with those crazies. Apparently I’m going to hell because I’m a female attending college instead of staying at home raising my 29 children (among other things).
Free Speech Alley! SELU has it once every other month or something like that. Until this one dude litterally got run off of campus by a bunch of students. Maybe they started it up again? It always made for an amusing lunch.
Seriously, who are “they”? Is he Morman, born-again just really bored or ???
If he was Mormon I doubt he’d be predicting the eternal damnation of Mormons. Just a guess.
Sorry, just saw that he was AGAINST Mormans … wow. Any guesses on the denomination?
He’s from the Church of Batsh*t Crazy, I believe.
I am a Christian, and this kid is either in a cult, or just plain crazy, I don’t consider damning people with sandwich boards to be a Christian thing to do…
Oh, I think most of us Christians are right there with you. It’s the fringe types….
Forget Christian, it’s also not Humanist, Buddist, Hindu, Muslim… You get the general idea?
You made me laugh with this. It’s so true.
the Church of Batshit Crazy just sent out a memo claiming no knowledge of sandwich board boy here. Not even the crazy ones will take this guy.
Dunno, guessing probably some very small, very evangelical offshoot of Christianity, possibly of the Duggar-family-and-friends variety.
That dude is never getting laid. Ever.
(i hate myself for knowing all of this but i find the duggar’s completely fascinating)
the duggars are part of the quiver-full movement of christianity… which means they’re batshit insane. but they believe that god and only will judge and that they (people) are only meant to love other people. so their sect wouldn’t be tolerating this sort of crap because this is clearly judging others… which god and only god can do.
Ah, ok then.
I bow to your superior knowledge of all things Duggar. I’ve seen maybe one or two of the tv shows, but that’s about it.
i watch their show all the time and couldn’t tear myself away from the tabloids (or their family website) when it was announced the oldest was engaged. for the first few weeks after he was engaged the location, time and date of the wedding were on the family website front and center… inviting everyone to come to the “blessed event”. then it disappeared. my coworkers and i considered going just to gawk because they’re just as fascinated as i am.
hell, i was michelle duggar for halloween last year… that takes dedication. it’s not easy having long ratty hair teased up and held in place with a banana clip while hauling around 6 baby dolls.
That’s the best Halloween costume I’ve heard of in quite some time… and my friends have come up with some doozies!
I was once an skeletal looking undead pimp, and my two best friends were undead hookers… Wow, I mentioned hookers twice in the same thread for two entirely different reasons! (see my first reply)
But here’s the beauty of it! All you have to do this year is buy two more baby dolls, and you can be the Octomom!!
Awesome! Someone needs to be Octomom for halloween this year.
He’’s from Westboro Baptist Church, I think. That crazy cult run by the Rotten Cryptkicker, Fred Phelps, and his family.
Maybe he’s a Jehovah’s Witness?
Nothing on the board against anime.
All good-hearted people watch anime.
I notice murderers is not on there. We know ‘baby killers’ refers to abortions. Leaving himself an out?
Well, shit!
I’m rebellious, lewd, and bisexual. Guess I’m pretty much screwed.
Some might also call me a witch.
You sound like fun. Do you do parties?
Depends on what costume you’re wearing *letcherous Leer*
Actually, I don’t think the sign expressly forbids bisexuality. The closest is ‘child molesting homosexuals’. So I guess you’re in the clear, in that respect at least.
We’ve found a witch!! May we burn her?
What makes you think she’s a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
…Well, I got better…
That’s what I was thinking: I’d qualify for rebellious and lewd, and probably a few more things in this kid’s book. Since I use birth control, does that make me a baby killer? Oooh, goody, what do I win???
Awww, this kid’s just mad at the popular kids in his high school. Seems no one will let him sit at their table.
bitter troll suspects him home schooled
public school is clearly full of evil and vice…
..like new ideas his insane parents didnt want him to hear…good ideas…
He can sit at my table.
Got to lure the trolls in close to do the dirty work.
*is lewd and rebellious*
Dammit! Does this work like a three-strikes-you’re-out thing?
No, it’s a one strike and you’re out thing. The kid WILL find a reason for you to go to hell.
Heaven must be lonely since nobody is there.
Quit being so weak kneed and gutless!
Damn, I’m going to hell now too!
The damned pencil necked kiddo found one for himself, after all.
F se
religions (with the buddha looking pic)…
what’s that referring to?
False religions. Not sure why you can’t see al
It’s “false religions” I’m not sure why it’s missing letters.
So lewd and rebellious men are ok? As long as they aren’t gutless or minor molesting homos? I have seen a ton of these guys, but never any women. I wonder why?
Also, what are sports nuts going to be judged for? I think I missed that part of the Bible.
Maybe it’s because they skip church to watch football?
I hope Hell’s got a big-screen.
And chips and dip. Superbowl’s not the same without chips and dip.
big screen, surround sound, beer and really short skirts from what i’ve read… alot like hooters really
Idolatry. Kinda like worshiping a guy who got nailed to a tree for suggesting people should be nice to each other. Oh crap…
Interesting that the ratings on this comment read “4 2″ . . .
They’re all false – except mine
so… according to this sign it is ok to molest children… as long as they are of the opposite sex…? And on the other hand, perfectly okay to be homosexual if you don’t molest children….
Don’t be silly men /can’t/ be lewd or rebellious. A man’s word is law in his household, so he can’t very well rebel against himself, and his wife is his property to do with as he pleases. What part of that doesn’t make sense?
I think ‘F se religions” possibly stands for “Fat sex religions”. And I must say, those religions are indeed deplorable!
this is hilarious! “two faced people”. what do you want to bet this guy will talk about how christianity is open and loving, and then here he is holding this sign saying “anyone that does not agree with me will be tortured for eternity”. yeah, real loving and open. “money lovers”? have you seen those mega churches? they take in Billions of dollars per year and pay no taxes. “thieves”? funny he should say that, considering that U.S. prisons are composed almost entirely of christians. atheists like myself make up roughly 16% of the population of the US, while making up less than 2% of prisons. homosexuals? two words: Ted Haggard. sounds to me like this kid wont be on the good side of “god’s” judgment.
the “pot smoking little devils” and “witches” made me laugh.
lolz
You are letting reality get in the way, you would never make it in his church I suspect.
Hey! He spelled “atheists” correctly. I am soooo proud of him.
Man, I just hate those pot smoking little devils. xD
The pot smoking angels are cool, though.
Meh, they’re all right, I suppose.
“Angels we have heard when high
On sweet herbs flown in by plane
And the stoners far and nigh
All cry out this glad refrain:
O—o-o-o-o-o—o-o-o-o-o—o-o-o-o-o—oh, wow!
What excellent weed!
O—o-o-o-o-o—o-o-o-o-o—o-o-o-o-o—oh, wow!
Man, I am so wasted!”
You just won a lifetime supply of Internetz.
“Roaches toasting on an open fire
Coke beans sniffed up through your nose…
…
People who are smoking meth
Will find it hard to sleep tonight”
All they want to do is play their harp all day.
Yeah, they never pass the spliff.
bitter troll is proud to point out that internet trolls not on his list of EVIL
Congratulations, you’ve been approved by the batshit crazy wing of the christian movement! What are you going to do next?
BITTER TROLL GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!!!
Sorry, Bitter Troll, but these types consider anything about ‘magic’ automatically satanic and evil…so wanting to go to the ‘magic kingdom’ gets you on their sh*t list.
But, wouldn’t mind joining you at Disneyland. We can buy charro a churro. And have a wet t-shirt contest after riding Splash Mountain.
bitter troll, however, is on my personal list of evil. I like evil.
-takes charro to disney land- wanna make out in the haunted mansion?
Why yes, I would like to. Thank you for the kind invitation. Can we stop off at Pirates of the Caribbean? I’ll need to refresh myself.
of course!
WAAAIT a minute! Does anyone else find it ironic that racists are on this list?
Racists are going to be judged but people who pass judgment based on religion (like this kid) aren’t?
Man, no wonder the normal Christians get a bad name with psychos like this running around loose. -headshake-
He’s gonna convert people all right. Straight to atheism.
I appear to be safe from God’s wrath as although I am homosexual I am not a child molester and I’m none of the other things on his list… yaaay free ride to heaven!
Sadly I am an atheist, so it’s a’slouching off to hell I shall go. I will freely admit to being pencil-necked and gutless, but I’m a woman, so apparently these particular characteristics don’t count against me.
But are you lewd or rebellious? Because then you go to super-mega hell… or something.
@Rattus: logically you’d be safe from hell since if you don’t believe in his god then his hell doesn’t exist either…or as this witch likes to say “it’s your hell, you burn in it”
“It’s your hell, you burn in it.”
, can I use that?
—
Nice
to quote palin, “you betcha”
besides it isn’t getting much use around my house any more since my fundie sister isn’t speaking to me…
could it be because i said that to her after one of her rants that were “for the good of my soul”?
As a fellow witch, part of me is shocked at such words (Not really but have to say it to cover my ass
) And part of me says “YOU GO GIRL/BOI!”
girl! lol, haven’t been that in decades, most days it’s crone…unless it’s before my daily caffeine fix then it’s hag
I am an atheist too, and probably am covered by rebellious women. So let’s all meet in hell and have a big party, if people like that fill heaven I’ll take hell.
im christan and this is hilarious. Muslims arnt the only religion with extremist you know XP
As a follower of Muhammad, this man would be considered very middle of the road. Too bad he looks like such a Crispy Christian. Would have been happy to call him Brother.
I bet douching is forbidden in your religion, and yet that doesn’t seem to be stopping you.
Aw, did you think of that poster board all by yourself, or did you get your mommy and daddy to help you? Or was it your priest? Go back to the 1950’s, Beaver.
Geeze, he couldn’t even pluralize “liars”. If you are going to be a bigoted jerkoff who hates groups of people, do it with proper grammar! You should have been taught this in homeschool!
As for “Child Molesting Homosexuals”, that would fall under Cathoic Priests, would it not? Seeing those are the only men I know who molest little boys. Ironic how a religious person is insulting clergy of his own religion (or one of the religious sects)?
Pretty sure priesthood is not a prerequisite for pedophilia. I don’t have statistics, but I’d wager a guess that the vast majority of child molesters (whether of the same or opposite sex) are family members and friends of the family rather than strangers or teachers/coaches/priests etc.
Well, yea, of course being a priest is not a prerequisite for homosexual pedophilia. They are the only one that are well-known for it and the most controversial, is what I am saying. But you do have a point…I mean, how many times have instances when TV shows mentioned those suspicious “uncles”?
Actually, I read a few years ago that ninety-some percent (can’t remember exactly .. somewhere around 97) of pedophiles are heterosexual males who are either family members or friends of the family.
The thing i think alot of people are missing is that these type believe that most “Christians” in their eyes will go to hell as well. They often view that only their little sects will be the blessed and saved ones in heaven.
There is a long line of people waiting to get into heaven. The first man in line goes up to St. Peter. St. Peter asks him his religious and the man says Methodist. St. Peter tells him to go to room 18, but to be very quiet as he’s passing room 8. The second man walks up, and he is Catholic. St. Peter tells him to go to room 11, but to be very quiet as he’s passing room 8. The third man walks up and he is Jewish. St. Peter tell him to go to room 24, but to be very quiet as he’s passing room 8. The man asks why he has to be so quiet by room 8, and St. Peter tells him:
“Well, the Baptists are in there, and they think they’re only ones here”
lol, im going to have to remember that one.
I lol’d when I saw that witches were on the list. God, we’re not in the dark ages anymore.
BURN THE WITCH BURN HER
She turned me into a newt!
She turned me into a douche O_o
So if she weighs the same as a duck….
But this isn’t my nose; it’s a false one! (Kinda like the other religions this kid wrongly judges…)
… but i got better!!!!
How do you know she is a witch?
It’d be hilarious if someone on the internet declared a web jihad against this kid and released his personal information online for the whole world to exploit.
*sarcasm*
Yes, it’s god’s will to molest children, but only if your heterosexual.
Exactly what I was thinking!
I sort of hope they simply don’t realize there are both… I don’t know what I would do if they actually thought it was okay for heterosexuals to molest children. Probably stab someones eyes out. Yeah.
Oh, good evening Bishop, didn’t see you there…
WTF? When did we get comment ratings?
We hate them SOO MUCH!!11!!
They are made of TEH EBIL!!! Please make the go away NOW!!!
‘Spose that’ll do it, dissi?
Maybe. They’re distracting and make the pages take longer to load.
Worst part is the page-load lag. You lose track of what you are reading. Sucks.
And then suddenly you’re half-way up the page again after commenting. It’s gonna take me a while to get back down here after I click add comment.
Damned line-of-site wireless.
I pay $75 a month for it, but it is what it is.
Prayers for you and yours, E.
They’re very distracting… Nice idea but bad implementation.
I just gave myself a thumbs up!!
Ha! I just thumbed you up!
I just gave you a thumbs down. No reason. Just to be a smartass.
Oh here’s an interesting thing, you can vote multiple times on your own comments.. hmmmmmm.
Actually no, I must have been dreaming.
I’ve voted multiple times on some of these, and it looks like it saves each of them, but I’m not really sure.
If they keep these, I’m out. It takes long enough for these pages to load, and now I lose track of where I am, period.
But if they insist on keeping these abominations, they could at least right justify the goddam things and remove the bold, so they don’t detract from the comments so much. CAN YOU HEAR ME UP THERE?
Jeesus!
I can hear you. I just don’t really give a shit about your silly comments. And my dad said you’re a jerk for impersonating him.
Quiet down there Jeesus!! If you’re out DT then I’m out too, YOU HEAR THAT UP THERE!!??
But you guys are cool!! Don’t Go!! DON’T GOOOOO!!!!
I’m out, peeps. I’ll miss ya’ll, but the page load time is so amazingly long now, it crashes my system, and I can’t get back to the appropriate threads without doing a CTRL+F. Responding in a timely manner is practically impossible, butcha gotta make it purty for the masses. Ahhhhh… capitalism!
I’ll try to get back on and read when I can. Maybe it’ll be better in off hours. Country livin’ has its ups and downs, that’s fuh shizz.
Peace!
I hope they don’t stick around and you get to come back!!! Can you imagine the hell the comments section would be if these were unleashed on failblog? *shudders at the though*
I believe these should be released on fail blog. Oh, sorry, you meant implemented on fail blog. I thought you meant posted as a fail.
That would work too.
Don’t go! Don’t goooooo!!!! *pounds the ground* Come back, Shane!!!
I’m also glad he didn’t condem Pastafarianism. You’d think that god would be against is compition…
but god is pirate, so he digs his noodly Master
May you be touched by His noodly appendage.
bitter troll wants to see FSM/schoolgirl tentical hentia
You know, Im Mormon, but I’d love to bust this dude in the chops. Not a very Christian thing to think/do, but there are just some jerks that need/deserve it.
Don’t worry. Your magical underwear will protect from all harm
HaHahaha.. yea they will!! Especially the Superman underoos
WIN
So, child molesters are okay as long as they’re not homosexual? XD
I caught that too! xD
and homosexuals are ok as long as they aren’t child molesters.
naturally!
Apparently! And since an estimated 10% of child molesters are homosexual, that would mean that, by Pencil Neck Boy’s reckoning, 90% of child molesters are okay. Pencil Neck Boy, karma’s coming to get you!
Would Pencil-Neck Boy be Weak & Gutless Man’s sidekick?
So I guess as long as you’re a pot smoking BIG devil, a lewd and rebellious man and a heterosexual petofile you’re good to go!
I can’t believe people think this way. No wonder so many people think christians are hypocrites…
I think I’m missing something on the sign though, what’s an “F se religion”?
Apparently on some computers it says “false religions”. See above comments. But it says F se for me, too.
F__se religion… People who worship Wheel of Fortune?
I’d like to be a “u.” There’s no “u?” FVCK!!! Wait, I’ve got a free spin…
I’d like to be a u? Did I really write that?
Thanks! I read most of the above comments but I think I missed that one.
I just had to make sure there wasn’t some “new” religion I’m supposed to be shunning.
i’ve read through most all of the comments and i don’t think anyone has mentioned anything about sex addicts. the funny thing is, i’m guessing his definition of a sex addict is anyone who’s NOT a sandwich board virgin like himself. that said- he’s the perfect candidate for being a sex addict once his wedding night comes.
I suspect you’re right. He probably includes anyone who does anything, including masturbation, other than occasional “matrimonial missionary-position sex with the lights off and no foreplay for purposes of procreation only” in that category.
Dont’ forget the sheet with the hole in it. You have to have that, otherwise it’s dirty freaky sex that will send you to hell.
bitter troll has that! just wish he had a woman instead of that sheet
What am I? Chopped liver?
sheet with a hole in it and chopped liver??
scary
Party time!
And now you’ve got Spamalot in my head.
Oh I’m alone…
mmmmm chooped liver-licks lips and hugs charro- bitter troll just trying to make a funny
But dirty freaky hell sex is the best kind.
That concept right there is going to give me nightmares.
Dont know why my response ended up all the way down here….for the record I was refering to the comment about lights off missionary position no foreplay procreation sex…. *shudder*
But whatever you’re doing with chopped liver and a sheet in the privacy of your own home is fine.
I love how “rebellious women” and grouped with “baby killers” and “child molesting homosexuals”
… and “sports nuts.” Those rebellious women and sports nuts are just waiting to take over the world!
i wonder if it’s okay to kill a baby, as long as it was going to grow up to be a lewd homosexual child molesting pot smoking little devil.
I question the equation of bowling with sports nutsology. Bowling is so not a sport.
And skiing?! I don’t recall anyone ever being beaten or trampled to death after any skiing events.
And golf. Any game that has a miniature version does not count as a sport.
What about tennis? There’s a miniature version of tennis, and that’s a sport.
do peewee baseball count as mini version of it?
what about peewee herman?
Third base!
5-aside soccer?
I was going to suggest Rugby 7s, but they play that on a full-size field and 10 minutes each way of 7s is enough to reduce trained athletes to sweaty, wheesy blobs.
Well, I counted how many comments I had to scroll back down after the ratings markers loaded to get from where the scroll up stopped back to here – 45, repeat fortyfive!
Dear PK–This fvcking sucks!!! If you click on “recent comments” or whatever, it automatically scrolls you way far away from the comment you were seeking. That’s ridiculous.
Apparently all lewd women resemble Lois Griffin. I need a close up of that image!
bitter troll wants rebellious women defined…cause ifen it means southern womens who know the south will rise again some day…they should be just fine..
I’m pretty sure it means women who speak when not spoken to, have opinions of their own, and a real job other than making dinner for hubby.
kim what you doing on interwebs? get in kitchen, make babies and pie!
Hopefully not at the same time. That would be terribly unhygienic…
unless….baby pie
Mmmm baby pie…
No no no. Not baby pie. Grill that baby up! And get your baby grill at Sears!!
[click the name for more information...no seriously, you gotta see this]
BABY KILLER!
BTW, this comment voting thing sucks ass. I rarely post on here but I always lurk. And now I’m bored at work, typing comments then BAM! a bunch of stupid voting things load and I screw up.
I got called out by one of these douchers in the park last year! why you ask? I was wearing tiedye, they assumed I somked pot. I wasn’t even near them! they came up to me, creeps.
If you weren’t so stoned right now, you could spell “smoked” right…
And does that say “Money lovers” or ” Monkey Lovers” ???? O-o
Money lovers… but they probably condemn those with an unabashed love for primates as well…
Isn’t this one of the Phelps Phreaks?
I’m not much for fighting, but if I saw him I believe i’d punch him in the face. Or at least cuss him out.
I just want to do some paintball target practice on the sign. I’m something of a marksman so none would hit him in the face….or WOULD they…
i dunno. he’s kind of adorable, in an i’m-going-to-be-a-virgin-forever way. i’d feel sorry for him and give him a hug.
Noo! that would be lewd! no physical contact!
May I suggest you change your nickname from “…..”? You run a big risk of being mistaken for the user who calls itself “…” :p
Heck I’m bummed – men can be lewd, but we women can’t? Can we at least hook up with the lewd men?
i just think the guy iin the picture is a ass who can’t get laid when his brothers did.
And probably blames those rebellious women, rather than his own jerkihood.
Or lack of anything to jerk, for that matter.
Okay this might just be an eyesight fail or computer fail but, I’m not seeing a “s” on the LIAR he’s got written on there… Does that mean only one liar is going to hell?
Squiggly, that’s actually his nametag.
Poor kid… hasn’t got a clue what life is really like beyond what mommy let him experience.
Better WATCH OUT all you rebellious women! Make me a sandwich or YOU’RE GOING TO HELL!
Careful you don’t get the rebellious women and the witches mixed up. The witches will make you (into) a sandwich when you say that.
Anyone else got the Jesus belt-buckle ad stuck up in the corner of this page?… hhhmmm the shirt looks similar to the one sandwich board boy is wearing. OH SHI–!!
The guy holding the sign looks like Wesley Crusher (Wil Wheaton) when he was on Star Trek TNG. lol
I love that it says “Child molesting homosexuals.” What about those of us who don’t molest children? lol I guess I’m ok.
Or any large automated vehicle moving at a deadly velocity really…
hey, that’s LSU! Those crazy Christians are out there in front of the union every Wednesday!
Is anybody else using that sign as a personal checklist? Lets see, Sex addict, yeah until recently. “False” religions, check, Liar, ummm, nope. Drunkard, occasionally, yep, pot smoking little devil… I’m 6′ 260 don’t think that qualifies as little, but otherwise, yep.
I got a six on going to hell bingo! New high score!
Pot smoking devils has a picture with it, I think that means it’s a triple sin score.
So does lewd women and rebellious women… that brings my score up to… 54… um… BINGO!
You win this time Squiggly, give me some time to go out and get some extra sinning done, and we’ll rematch.
Going to Hell Bingo! The game where you’ve got to SIN to WIN!
*mad cackling*
Hmm, if I convort to mormonism… mormonosity… If I become a mormon, steal someone’s TV and watch the superbowl on it, I think I can beat Squiggly at Sin Bingo, or maybe it should be shortened to Singo. okay, no, that name sucks.
but so does two faced people….it has the comedy and tragity masks with it…so is he against actors…or just actors who play harvey dent?
I believe in Harvey Dent.
bitter troll believes in tooth fairy…she is HOT
She’s got a tooth fetish, be sure to exploit that to your advantage.
*I* believe in Harvey Dent.
I *believe* in Harvey Dent.
*winks*
I believe Harvey Dent is in a romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston, and that makes me sad.
He should totally wear his Two-Face make-up in that movie. Any movie would be improved if the lead is walking around with half a face and you had to guess why.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
bitter troll can see trailer now…
Harvey is a deranged murderer..former DA locked away forever in an asylem….
Joy is a happy go lucky nurse with out a care in the world…
but when their worlds collide!
*I* believe in the tooth fairy….and she is HOT
I believe in America!
So wait, it says “Child Molesting Homosexuals.” Does that mean regular ones are okay?
Unless his sign continues on the back then I would be forced to conclude that yes, his religion does indeed only condemn the homosexual ones.
Well yeah, he can’t condemn himself to hell. Then he would look pretty silly standing out there telling everyone else that they are sinners.
Wow. This guy is so ridiculously funny that I don’t even find him offensive. I bet you he fits into several of the categories on his board! Looking at him, I would guess that he is a racist, obviously a liar, probably pretty two-faced, and he will probably turn out to be a child molester. Not the homosexual part though, he isn’t good enough to be one of us.
WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP????
So you can smell deliciously clean?
I MADE IT MYSELF!!!
Really, can’t we just leave this poor kid alone? A few laughs were good, but now this pic is just overused, and he’s probably not so proud of it now. Let’s go back to making fun of Putin again.
No, he went to fight the Loch Ness Monster.
He probably has no idea he’s being made fun of. Daddy won’t have the television or the internet. They’re the devil’s work!
I DO NOT APPROVE OF COMMENT VOTING!!
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL TRIPLE FAIL ON PK!!
bitter troll votes against it
AND FAIL ON THE PEOPLE VOTING THUMBS DOWN ON MY POST. Fail fail fail on you.
Win on bitter troll though. <3
I think it was the caps…
*disapproving rabbit face*
-offers charro a carrot-
-Carrot interception-
*munch *munch
*socks socks* You sonofabitch. That was my carrot! Now I have to eat this leftover baby pie.
*goes on a rampant thumbs downing through charro’s posts*
just kidding
I gave this post a “thumbs down”.
bitter troll gives this post 3 thumbs..let me get them out of my bitter pouch
I have some ears on my necklace…
You were the only one who rated your comment so I gave it a thumbs down to so you wouldnt feel lonely.
So did I. Talk about self-loathing.
I like how Mormons is sort of an afterthought.
As though they got down at a table and came up with all the people they hate, and one guy said after a five minute silence, “Who are those guys that used to marry a lot of women again? Put them on there.”
I like how everything on here is just random.
TWO-FACED PEOPLE.
AND MORMONS.
No other religions, just those gosh-darn Mormons. XD
And “pot-smoking little devils” XD XD
Also note, it says “And Mormons” but also says “False religions” so if I interpret correctly that means they believe that Mormonosity… they believe that being a Mormon isn’t a false religion, just that god really doesn’t like them.
I would love to know what exactly constitutes a “false” religion or a rebellious/lewd woman. And how much sex makes you an addict?
Well, it’s not like he’d know if a sex addiction is a true disease.
Pencil-necked is up on the board…
He only needs “bigots” for the hat-trick of hypocrisy!
Needs to add people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the dutch.
I think you mean people who ARE tolerant of other peoples cultures. If so, I wouldn’t include just the Dutch, but also every member of the EU
What is happening in the picture? I’m trying to figure that out myself.
Probably another one of BBC’s nutty protests.
He forgot popped collars.
No, that’s just a crime of fashion. You don’t go to hell for it, sort of like jaywalking, but harder on the eyes.
I love this one every time i see it.
“Excuse me? Weird kid with the sign? Yeah, just a quick question. So, is it okay to be a homosexual, as long as I don’t molest children? Or vice-versa? Oh, okay. And, it’s all right for me to be lewd and rebellious, just as long as I’m a man? Oh, just as long as I’m not pencil-necked or weak-kneed? Okay, good. Thanks.”
lawl i love that child molesting homosexuals dose that mean child molesters that are straight will go to heaven still?
of course cild molesting homosexuals will go to heaven, who else would hear the angels confession?
i think the best part of this sign is the “sports nuts”.
Apparently non homosexual child molesters are just fine. That and all drugs other than pot are also fine.
My favorite parts? Sports nuts and the “AND MORMONS”. XD
He missed preachers.
The truth is that God’s Judgment is coming. God isn’t willing that anyone should perish. That’s why He sent His only Son to die for us. But if you ridicule God’s grace and make light of His mercy, then He will deliver you up to the full measure of your passions and you will have sent yourself to hell. That is God’s judgment – giving you exactly what you want: eternal separation from His love and that my friends is hell.
Your friends is hell and that’s what you want? Peculiar.
Would make hanging out with them a little awkward, seeings as how they’re the living embodiment of hell and all.
so you agree that “sports nuts” should go to hell?
What the heck did the athelites (dunno how to spell) do?
It’s hardly a hell-worthy crime to want to compete with other human beings and improve themselves for the better…
And well, if God made “Heaven and Earth, and all things thereon…” then he clearly made Usain Bolt to be a sprinter, and now he’s being condemned to Hell for doing what God made him to do.
Does this mean I need to get my handbasket ready /now/ or later? No one wants to tell me when my ride is gonna get here god dammit.
Actually its a bus. Unfortunately its public transit so it was supposed to show up 20 minutes ago….yeah…it’ll be here any minute now…..any minute….
if God didn’t want us to smoke pot, he would have made it deadly. like tobacco. or crack. or heroine. or crystal meth. or…
im gonna go out on a limb and say that this is at a protest at some kind of LDS event.
so apperently mormonism is worse than a false religion. so much so that it needs to be mentioned apart from just regular old false religions.
Why don’t they list things like rapists, terrorists, child abusers, murderers, jonas brothers, corrupt businessmen and people who talk through movies?
…the special Hell. *link*
lol sports nuts
So Child Molesting Heterosexuals are fine?
Yes! Regular homosexuals isn’t on there! I’m safe! Suck it, rebellious women!
But if I understand you correctly, you don’t want us to suck it…
Well, if you’re just sucking it, he might not be that picky who’s doing it.
Does these logos have are ™ on them?
I understand why they have a problem with drug users, child molesters, racists, thieves etc.
But where in the bible does it say that you aren’t allowed to like sport?!?!?
It’s right after the verse about being Mormon…
I guess 1. they assume most child-molesters are men and 2. they don’t care what happens to girls (because whatever it is must have been their own fault) so therefore, it’s only the homosexual child molesters they need to worry about.
(That’s the only explanation I can come up with for wingnuts associating child molestation with homosexuality, given that the greatest number of known child molestation cases are men molesting girls)
I think it might be connected with the rather common misconception that homosexuality and paedophilia are related.
Seriously. The way those six year old girls dress. They’re totally asking for it.
(Yes, I am aware that this comment would more amusing if there werent actually parents who dressed there little girls up as hookers. Stupid Bratz dolls.)
He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s naught and nice
Jesus Christ is coming to town!
little mr. god-fearing pencil-neck also has a sign on his back.
It says “KICK ME”.
You just can’t see it in this snap.
so.. regarding false religions…
if a religion is false it is therefore proven to be not true.
which means that some other religion (im guessing he thinks its his) is true.
and for something to be technically true, it must have proof.
and somewhere in the bible doesnt god say he wouldnt offer proof to his existence cuz proof denies faith and without faith he is nothing?
“‘Oh dear,’ says God, ‘I hadn’t thought of that,’ and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.”
if someone names the quote i will lurve them fur eternities!!! (or until my rebellious womanly nature gets the better of me)
Hitchhiker’s Guide To the Galaxy.
I just wish I had gotten pictures where I went to a sci fi themed costume. I’m surrounded by princess leias, darth vaders, one optimus prime (this was before the movie came out), half an enterprise worth of starfleet types, and there I am in the middle of it all in bathrobe and carrying a towel.
“Sorry for the inconvience”
-God
Hitchhiker’s Guide, FTW!
I lurves you tu!
ETERNAL LURVES!!!! pchoo pchoo! *shoots things with imaginary kill-o-zap gun*
i never could get a hang of thursdays
and u r my hero for going to a party ina bathrobe with a towel. next year im ttly going to comic con like that
I can easily name it (THGTTG). $:)
I swear these people get these signs in bulk from one source.
There’s guys that come to my university’s campus with this exact same sign.
The thought that there is a source for buying hate in bulk fills me with dread for the future of humanity. I’m going to go look for this source now and I really hope I don’t find it.
LMAO! I love the “Child Molesting Homosexuals” … cause heterosexuals molesting children is totally ok!
Looks like I’m going to hell because I’m a Mormon
lol
Wonder if this yahoo found all this out from the Medatron or if he was just talking to himself…
..he looks like a young, and still living, Brad Renfro.
so according to the sign, homosexuals are fine as long as they don’t molest children.
lol
(I have nothing against homosexuals)
guess I’ll be going to hell cause I’m a fair number of those things.
Apparently heterosexual child molesters are also okay.
O.K. I’m rebellious, athletic, and occasionally lewd. Normally this would mean I’m in trouble according to the sign… but I’m also atheist so I should be fine.
“Only the child molesting homosexuals? Gosh, im safe then…
What about the child molesting heterosexuals”
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Also, what about the non-child-molesting homosexuals?
Sometimes I do not like society’s support of moral relativism. There’s no such thing anyway. We just end up judging people for judging others. Horribly ironic.
And no, it is no question of morality when criticising religion. If we truly lived like that, that means you lot will have to treat me with the highest respect because I believe that at the end of this year, daffodils will grow everywhere and suffocate us all to death by the great Lord Daff. And if you laugh, you’ll have to say sorry because ‘it’s my faith’.
You will also have to weigh my non-evidential side of this argument equally in a debate. Seriously, people. Real-world evidence is never irrelevant. Please bear this in mind.
Also, study how we learn about our morals enough and you’ll come to the conclusion that our human behaviours don’t have to be a big deal if we don’t let them. That way we shall understand each other better. Maybe then, all the fighting will stop.
@ Don:
Isn’t it nice to know where we are going. -whew- That takes a lot off my mind. Now I can enjoy my triple chocolate laced with yet more chocolate, and a hint of mint, bowl of ice cream and wash it down with a Rock Star.
CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
So if cake is a lie, and liars are going to Hell, that means cake is going to hell?
Score! That means I can have my cake in hell and eat it too. -starts to pack her hand basket-
There is no cake. The cake is a lie.
ahaha XD.. sweet.
I am getting rather confused here. It says LEWD WOMEN, but also AND MORMONS…
Someone posted a funny comment about how the “And Mormons” was more an after thought. Where someone on the board says “Hey what about that one religion where men have multiple wives, what are they called again?” My confusion is since it only says LEWD WOMEN, the male mormons are generally okay as far as their Lewdness goes. So are male mormons okay but not the females ones?
(a lengthy joke-of-a-thing) lol
Or are the females okay as long as it’s not in public?
But then wait even if said male mormon wasn’t in public he might qualify as a sex addict considering the multiple wives. This is all just so complicated….. -screams-
Just a little bit of info about my religion. Polygamy is no longer practiced in the LDS (mormon) religion and hasn’t been for over a hundred years. If any man of the LDS Church is caught practicing, he is excommunicated. Just to clarify some things.
LoL. “Witches” “AND MORMONS” Oh man. XD
But he’s forgetting that Mormon was the correct answer!
He’s going to hell too…
south park win
anyone notice how it doesnt says killers? just baby killers… so that means killing is fine… great MWAHAHAHA
It’s getting easier to spot the virgin sacrifices every day.
that pic just rly hurts
i think the reason these religeous nutters dont like athiests is because when God does come on Judgement Day, we wont be affected becasue he doesnt exsist in our minds so he cant do a damned thing about it
just wait and see. GOD will judge you. and whether you think he exists in you mind or not. he does. and we all will be judged.
so, just for the fun of it, without using your bible/torah/koran as a source, prove your god exists….
Not to suggest that judgmental striker boy here is right at all with his nasty little comments, but you can’t prove God exists. You also can’t prove He doesn’t exist. That’s how faith works. But StrikerV4 is a tool.
having faith or believing in a particular god is fine, it’s the neener-neener, i’m right in my beliefs and you’re going to pay for not believing the same attitude is just tiresome and annoying, not to mention lame. i mean, seriously, why would anyone convert/believe in a religion when the main selling point is hellfire and damnation if you don’t become one of the sheep? yup, does it for me….after all why would i hold a belief structure that is loving & welcoming when i can belong to on that uses threats to win new followrs….
nothing personal to the good folk, but tools like this do way more harm than any possible good for themselves or their congregations (or even christianity in general)
Hatred in the name of Love is still hatred.
Ultimately, people like that just want (with every fiber of their being) to be right. When you build your entire existence upon a foundation like that, the last thing you want is to find out you screwed up.
It’s a bit like the kids who wonder if a particular band they like is Christian. They want permission to like what they like. This situation is an example of that type of thing (not wanting to be wrong) gone way too far.
I agree. He might consider himself a Christian, but he and I aren’t anywhere close to the same page.
Or you can just join my religion seeing as we’re all going to hell anyway.
thanks for the offer but i’ll keep my belief structure, however, i’ll share my chocolate i’ve got stashed in the bottom of my handbasket (but the kaluha popcycles are all mine
)
Fvck the handbasket, bad fairie. We’re all taking the Highway to Hell!
does this mean i can use my nos broom instead?
And Mormons makes it art. It’s probably been said already, but I wasn’t going to read the 450+ comments to find out.
hahaha! “pot smoking little devils” hahahaha!
i actually agree with almost everything that poster says.
Hey, cool, sandwich board kid is chiming in finally! Tell our audience what it’s like to be such a retard?
I can’t think of a bus small enough for you.
Ah, bigots. I’m sure God loves you more- because if you’re going to live like an angel, I’m sure he likes you more. You do realize that living like what you believe to be human, not your definition of perfect, would probably please the man you believe you’re the favorite of more?
god’s favorite probably makes fun of the kids that ride the big bus too, ’cause his momma told him he’s so special he gets to ride the short bus
what about straight child molesters? Are they okay?
Hey seacow_99. just wait till get to heaven and see what GOD says about you.
I’d rather see what God says about you. I’m guessing it won’t be quite as complimentary as you think.
Well, just wait until Santa Claus hears what I’m going to say about YOU. No presents this year!
Updated sign, a few new categories
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3306/3472931679_3f3a1c3986.jpg?v=0
(sorry if already posted)
That’s trick. I don’t see Mormons listed anymore.
Wow, they even added other Christians on there. They’ve REALLY narrowed the playing field, haven’t they? I like my God better than their God. Their God sounds like an asshole.
Thanks for posting this dna_level_c!
Non-homemakers?
Pencil-Neck Weak kneed gutless men?
And what’s that figure of someone with a cap and a fishing line?
I so wanna pants this kid just to embarras the hell out of him. What a loser, seriously!!!
it’s probably been done to him before, along with a daily wedgie — for a more novel approach bribe an emo or goth girl to accost him with either a tongue down the throat, putting hair on his chest kiss or accuse him of being her baby-daddy…. and be sure to have some of his fellow church members present as witnesses
Seems to me this is a VERY old photo shot sometime back in the 60-70’s. Look at the shirts tucked in, the short hair, just looks very old indeed. And don’t forget Photo shop can make a picture say anything.
um…. yeah have you ever seen a VERY old photo shot sometime back in the 60s-70s? they dont look like that. sorry
Sadly, I don’t think this is an old photo. rawrz is right. The resolution is far too good to be an old photograph. There are freaks of nature that still dress like this. Sadly. Did I mention sadly?
This is a fairly recent photograph. Look at the resolution. I’ve seen this on tons of other sites, I can guarantee you that it’s not photoshopped. I remember seeing this same photograph in a mainstream news article sometime in the last 6 months too…
What disturbs me the most is that kid’s 1950’s “Leave It To Beaver”-style getup!!
is that Smalls from Sandlot?!
I’m an evangelical Christian, and people like this really give a bad name to my religion.
Not all of us are like this! ._.
Y’know I love the way he’s against homosexual child molesters, but says nothing about straight child molesters. Or for that matter, lewd men, but hey, he doesn’t mention Sexists either so I guess that’s OK to him. And what the hell is wrong with Sports Lovers? I mean I don’t like them much, but I can’t see why they are evil? Did I miss the commandment that says ‘Thou Shalt Not Engage In Healthy Exercise’ or something?
Nuts. Just plain nuts.
Of course it’s ok to be sexist, did you miss the rebellious women part? all we’re meant for is to cook and make babies.
something tells me, he doesn’t have a choice in this, and his parents technically brainwash him. If he was in what would be a socially “normal” family, he wouldn’t have his hair like that or his clothes like that, or holding a sign like that
Is he ever gonna get laid?
Hell no.
Isn’t it interesting that his god hates all the same things he does?
Man, I want a sign like that! I wonder if he’d make another one if I asked…
Does anyone else think he looks like Nick Jonas with his hair slicked back?
This picture screams “NEVER GETTING LAID!!”
It screams “I’m marrying my right hand!”
What are the words in the red circle?
I can’t think of anyone who he’s not insulting.
even though i am some of those things on his sign, i’m not insulted by it — after all why would i choose to be insulted by a pencil-necked twit who’s still wet behind the ears? he’s barely out of short pants so his life experience is thumb sucking, bed wetting, and nose picking.
And Mormons! LMAO
So… I’m assuming hetero child molesters are just fine then?
of course!
…i know its late to ask this, but there are people who seriously believe in this? stupidity really has no bounds, does it?
………sports nuts?
…I’ve seen this exact campaign. California State University Chico had a fella with this -exact- sign back in 2003. God, I hope there aren’t more than one of them.
wow…rebellious women will get punished….
What’s their problem with sports nuts?
Can someone tell me what it says right above Mormons? My eyes aren’t so good.
Pencil-necked, weak-kneed, gutless men.
Besides himself, of course.
anyone noticed that “Witches” is in that list haha … !!
Yup… thousands of years, they still won’t leave witches alone
Yeah, it’s a mis-translation in the “Authorised” (aka the King James) version; the original Aramaic actually says (translated) “you shall not allow a poisoner (of waterholes) to live”.
And that’s part of our future?? Yikes.
I think the funniest part of this picture is deff. the Big, blue “AND MORMANS” lol
Why are sports nuts considered to be sinners? I don’t understand. :S
Racists are on he list. At least he doesn’t approve of discriminating against people for their differences, right?
Shhh, that’s making sense, and I think according to the sign that’s a sin!
Oh, I love how little he rights in us atheists. It’s so adorable how this guy thinks he has all the answers.
maybe instead of “god is watching” at the bottom, there should be an arrow pointing up and a captions that says, “is all of the above”?
That would make him a pencil necked, weak kneed, gutless effiminate, lewd, rebellious, drunk, athiestic (is that a real word? If not I claim credit for inventing it), sex addicted, money loving, pot smoking, witching, thieving, child molesting, sports nutting, lying, two-faced, flas religion following mormon, homosexual, man/woman little devil. I would be impressed.