Prayers answered yet?
Prayers answered yet?
Its like talkin’ to a freakin’ wall
(Joe Lieberman and John McCain)
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FIRST.
A broad definition of a tool is an entity used to interface between two or more domains that facilitates more effective action of one domain upon the other. The most basic tools are simple machines. For example, a crowbar simply functions as a lever. The further out from the pivot point, the more force is transmitted along the lever. A hammer typically interfaces between the operator’s hand and the nail the operator wishes to strike.
Tools are the most important items that the ancient humans used to climb to the top of the food chain; by inventing tools, they were able to accomplish tasks that their bodies could not, such as using a spear or bow and arrow to kill prey, since their teeth were not sharp enough to pierce many animals’ skins.
Ahaha, that’s a good one! Now if only we actually find a use for the tool above…
Well, it’s vocabulary seems to be increasing, maybe there’s hope for this tool after all.
Ummm, now I’m confused. He had another post, I swearz. *looks around suspiciously*
I AM SO AWESOME, THEY TOOK IT OUT. LOLLOLLOL.
AND IM JUST WRITING IN CAPS AND TROLLING HERE BECAUSE I HATE YOU LOSERS WHO WASTE YOUR LIVES ON THIS WEBSITE.
Y’know, if you died, we wouldn’t bother you a bit. You should give it some thought.
*pulls down shades*
oh my god, somebody threatened me over the internet. seriously, you losers need to go outside.
and those ** to introduce your actions are gay.
Show us on the doll where PunditKitchen touched you.
are you using Trollie, the internet abuse education doll?
Why yes, yes I am.
Yeah, my asterisks have been out of the closet for a while now. One of them tried having a relationship with an ampersand, but it just didn’t feel right to him.
The ellipses, on the other hand, are total menage freaks.
That’s totally not true…
CRAP!
That’ll show us.
Where’s Bitter when you need him?
Somebody hit the switch on the Bitter Signal please.
Haven’t seen him since he hurriedly left the table and ran for the head. Might have had something to do with that leftover chicken, eh?
Which is worse? Us wasting our lives commenting and having discussions on this website, or you having nothing better to do than troll a website you don’t even like….
I’ll take Lonesome Losers for 200, Alex.
Your mom said there’s no need to shout, she’ll bring your hot pocket down to the basement as soon as it’s ready.
It’s okay, I forgive you, simply because you make me laugh a lot and I love women who make me laugh…you are a woman, right? If not, well…good luck on that sex change operation, seeing you like to go by a female name (I kid, I kid!).
Yups, I has the mammaries.
cite please (lol!)
I’m sorry, but the People’s Breasts ™ have been well documented.
Sorry, but I must insist on inspecting your, um, documents.
And are only for us communists, so bitter clown isn’t invited so nyah.
I throw myself on The People’s Breasts to protect them!
Yay, mammeries are awesome, if they look good enough. I’m sorry, but I had to add that little addendum there because some human female mammaries are not that awesome at all.
Speaking of awesome, pics would be nice.
Last time I showed my boobs the asking price was 25 dollars, in this tough economy I won’t take less than 50.
Woman, you drive a hard bargain. How about just describing them in detail? I hope that is free? You can lie and I will never know, so I am trusting your honesty.
Excuse me Jane… I can this detailed description: Perfect
Awwww, thanks sweetie!
If your body is as good as Halle Berry’s (please say it is) I think the going rate is more like $100_000 per minute at 2001 prices.
Not first
OMG I LOL’D!
Yes it was funny
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Yeah, this one is a goodie. ^_^
A regular oasis in a desert I say, wot, wot?
Finally, a LOL I can actually lol at! It’s clever, witty, and it bashes a religious artifact/ruin! I don’t think there is anyone who does not like taking a jab at holy walls.
I like taking a jab at the glory holes in the holy walls, I guess it would be called a Glory Holy then. That’s about the only time I would say “Oh god, I’m a comin!”
A whole new meaning to speaking in tongues.
Woo eee
You people are going to hell.
Good for me that I don’t believe in hell. Thanks for the oh-so-kind comment though. It’s nice to see such a loving human being such as yourself to treat us to sweet words of damnation. And when I mean “loving human being” I mean “total asshole”.
Easy Smartz, I think it was meant in a light hearted manner, otherwise it would have been followed by religious gibberish. If it wasn’t, well I’m just glad someone cared enough about my silly comment to condemn me to eternal damnation for doing something as horrific as typing such a sophomoric, childish statement for cheap laughs.
You’re right, sorry I was being too serious there. However, I will still stand by the fact whoever does say that in a serious matter is, in fact, an asshole. I’ll be a more forgiving THIS time.
Well, I’m glad SOMEBODY got the joke…
I’ll have you know I’m going to the special Hell. *link*
HERE’S YOUR RELIGIOUSE GIBBERISH!!! >:D
…?
…um… ah….
…oh.
I got nothin’. Sorry, my bad. >_<
And when David slew the lions with 2 smooth stones and 5 loaves, his nets were so full that Moses left the Ark!
Well, Hell does feature the best musicians, artists, actors, etc. Sounds like a much more interesting place to spend eternity, IMHO.
yeah, if heavan is going to be filled with pious holy rollers for the xtians, and a bunch of virgins for the mulims, give me the porn stars, rock-n-rollers, and comedians in hell. (not saying I believe any of that nonsense, just stating things I prefer.) The only difference between religious arguments, and nerds arguing over D&D is that the religios use real people instead of lead figures to stage their battles, and kill people and steal their stuff. Other than that it’s exactly the same as far as arguing over crap that doesn’t exsist in reality.
Careful there, or I’ll smack you with a bag of twenty-sided dice. Heathen.
is it an official uber chainmail bag, or is it the standard Crown Royal bag?
Hah, got me dead to rights. Crown Royal it is.
I apologize to you sir for comparing D&D to something as silly as organized religion.
Apology accepted, good sir!
n8! Good to see you ol’ chap!
Likewise! Thought I’d check in and see how this place was doing.
Well.. It was just fine prior to the introduction of these comment rating wharrrgarbls.
bitter troll prayed for a charro..look what happened!
PRAISE CTHULHU
HOW DARE YOU SPRED YOU’RE HERASY AGAINST THE EMPEROR OF MAN!! ALL XENO SCUM SHALL PERISH!!!
*Claps for WH40K reference*
I say if you can’t make fun of your own religion, you have no right to make fun of other peoples’, and by God I *like* making fun of other peoples’ religions.
This was pretty funny.
god is never home cause he busy in youre head xE
I love your new spelling of youre, if you’re not sure which your/you’re to use, just take out the apstrophe and combine them to create a youre for all occasions!
*Apostrophe
Perhaps it’s ye olde english youre.
Or possible the Middle English “yore” as in long long ago in your head.
Is McCain an honorary Jew now?
yes, they also gave him a decoder ring and a special club member name “Schlomo” to go with his shiny new beanie.
There’s a joke somewhere there about how he’s so old he would have had to convert to Christianity as an adult because it wasn’t around when he was born…
his first religion was “fire”, then he converted to “wheel” but he didn’t like how they rolled and he longed for simpler times so he decided to go old school and went with “rock”, and so forth and so on
No, no, his first religion was primordial soup, then he converted to trilobite, then dinosaur, THEN fire. Get it right next time.
No no no, you’re both wrong! His PROM THEME was fire! His highschool yearbook picture is on a cave wall in France. You know those 7 houses he has? He’s got those because he’s richer than God, who he’s known since He was *this high*. His first Christmas WAS the first Christmas.
He was actually around before the Ark but managed to survive because he was the first person ever to learn how to swim.
Anderson Cooper
lolFAGS.
lolDOUCHE.
Your name has invoked the ordinal post rule.
Moron
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* Moron (psychology), disused term for a person with a mental age between 8 and 12, slang for a stupid person
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o Morón Air Base
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KMFDM, better than the best. Megalomaniacal and harder than the rest.
Am I seriously seeing this correct? There’s a guy devoting his precious time of having a life… to harass those of us who “have no life”?
It’s not that hard; just have an open browser window/tag at Wikipedia, and learn to copy and paste from there.
Once again, thanls to Wikipedia for their generous support of the Ordinal Post rule.
Go back to 4chan, you useless, hypocritical moron. Don’t come back until your mental age is past 4, and you’ve got something to say that requires more than an IQ of 3.5 to think up.
Yes, I know it takes an IQ of 10 to breathe. However, you’re clearly an especially desperate zombie, so those rules don’t apply to you.
No, no, don’t be mean. He wants that. Be more funny. That’ll piss him off.
lolFAGS? Is that a new category in the ICHC website collection? Are you advertising yourself? I bet you made the front page, didn’t you, ya little scamp? We’re proud. Really.
Epic funny!! So blasphemous and so funny – my favorite combination!
its like light from death note in the final scene.
he’s up agenst a wall
and he’s like I FREAKIN LOVE THIS WALL!
Where’s that “religious american guy with guns” fella? It’s time for some fun!!
thou shall not pass!!