George thought he felt
George thought he felt the cold hand of death creeping up on him…
(Nancy Pelosi and George W. Bush)
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AH HA! So NOW we know who the puppetmaster of the Bush administration REALLY was…
Naw; Pelosi is a licensed prostate examiner.
At least she SAYS she is
George pulls the glasses look off pretty well.
Well, they do say that wearing glasses makes you look smrtr…
add a beard and you’d get dumbledore… maybe
Those are looking very nice on him.
He should’ve worn them more often. Maybe we wouldn’t have laughed as hard at “misunderestimate” and stuff if he looked smarter.
Girls don’t make passes at prezzes who wear glasses…
It’s all in the attitude. Clinton could’ve gotten interns smoking his pole with Harry Caray classes on.
No, goofy, you were supposed to say:
But prezzes who wear glasses make passes at men!
*reminisces about old ad campaign*
I don’t remember that one.
I think it was a “Secret” ad but I’m can’t remember…
If nothing else, it’s a total violation of Dorothy Parker.
From reading her poetry, I think Dorothy would have enjoyed being violated!
Yeah…but not in the form of an deodorant commercial…
Point to you!
Did you know that Harry Caray was at and called the first baseball game?
I’ve heard that skit, hilarious.
Makes me giggle
I especially like the lines about Lucifer being sent down by the angels, and how it’s a shame because in his day he could really throw some heat, and the line about Job being on the disabled list with a bad case of leprosy. “Pulled a hamstring. Pulled it right off!”
Yeah, that was one of those that I laughed until I cried.
I like that Jesus was Hispanic, hehe. And that He hit a “bases empty grand slam!”
Dr. Demento used to play them often.. man I loved ‘em! “Pulled it right off!”
To the funneh farm where life is beautiful ALL of the time…
and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish, loving deeds?
HAH??
-Sniffle-
Girls don’t make passes at teenage boys who are fascist…
Now now, just wait until you’re dictator. Then the ladies will go for you. Chicks love power. Look at the Putin fangirls.
First you get the muneh.
Then you get the poweh.
Then you get the wimmin.
Then you get the clap.
I love you. That was great.
See the vein popping out of her temple?
It’s proof that George’s sixth sense was correct.
For once.
Not entirely. Wouldn’t he feel the cold hand of death every time Cheney was around? Or rather the cold hand of The Prince of Darkness?
cheney is cold hand of OH CRAP YOU SHOT ME IN THE FACE!!! DO I LOOK LIKE A BIRD WITH CLIPPED WINGS STUFFED UNDER A BUSH BY A LOCAL FOR YOU TO SHOOT???
BT has a point. Cheney isn’t the cold hand of death, more like the cold hand of OW THAT FVCKING HURT YOU ASS!!!!
Don’t be silly.
Trolls don’t have points, they have sharp sticks which rarely *ever* have points attached.
I think we should all stay away from BT’s sharp stick. O_O
Oddly enough, DC has a page on internet movie database and one of his nicknames in Triva section is ‘The Prince of Darkness”.
*laughs hysterically*
*is shot in the face*
-And Darth Cheney.
*is shot again*
Cheney considers your lack of faith disturbing.
I find your lack of pants disturbing…
I disturb your faith when you lack pants.
i lack faith when you distrub my pants
** distrub..ute?
socailist pants! get em, half off til labor day!
@wallfly. Please to come clean my monitor, now!
*mumbles*
where do I find change for another soda?
in soviet socialist pants, monitor cleans pants!
I’m monitoring your pants?!
*pants*
*monitors*
Yes.
I find your lack of pants exciting.
I know dear… I know
*LICKS*
*giggles*
How did you know I wasn’t wearing pants? O_O
i have ninjas hiding in your closet
I have Evil Monkey in your closet
*points dramatically*
Not now, Meg.
Great, more stalkers. The Internet is a terrible place.
terribly WONDERFUL maybe
6th sense is nothing on this…it looks like she just poked him in an uncomfortable place! This is one of the best captions on this site!!!
I find her smile creepy for some reason.
Of course. This is her TLL.
she smile like she give bushman prostate exame
Soon we shall all feel the cold death grip of the Nancy.
Be very afraid.
Rule 34.
Yup. Now I AM very afraid.
Dicksicles.
You know what would be great?!?! Dicksicles: Popsicles in the shape of celebrity dicks. I would totally buy them.
Mmmmmm, creme filled.
Blegh. It’s not good when it’s cold.
0_0
Wait, what?
Orange, or raspberry?
Ewan McGregor.
Wrong.
Correct answer is a desperately yelled “NOOORTH!”
Robert Downey Jr.
Mmmmmm yes indeedy do
Depending on the celebrity, it could either be a very big popsicle that would melt before you finish, or be bite sized. Either way, I ain’t eating them.
“For the record, I ain’t gay. But him? He LOVES the cock!”
Exactly. There’s a dicksicle for everyone! Counting calories? Try the Andy Dicksicle! In the mood to splurge? Try the Banana Eric Bana!
*loves you in biblical ways*
I believe you’ve got a winner there, SB. Now from what would you construct the moulds?
I suppose we could ask Lois from “The Family Guy” what she used on Haul and Oats….
That sounds like an epic new fiber bar.
“Constipated? Try a creamy Haul-n-Oats!”
Tastes best with chool-whhip.
Wait, say “Wil Wheaton” again.
YOU’RE EATING HAIR!!!
She made me eat her hair pie… *WHACK*
Real celebrity penises, of course! Celebs could do it for charity! Try the Brad-cock-Pittsicle, and help rebuild New Orleans!
Isn’t it “peni”? What’s the plural of penis?
I recall that conversation! I believe the answer was indeed peni.
My friend the medic insists it’s penes.
Computer says nooo…
*cough*
More seriously though, it’s penises, and some dictionaries have “penises, also penes”, meaning it works too, but penises is to prefer, unless these dictionaries function according to other rules than those I have been taught.
Now, this whole thing might just be some inside joke that I am not getting, in which case I’d say that the proper plural of penis is “jaw cramps”.
As Danbala says (Collins).
No, no, no, we decided it was cocks.
Cocksiscles works nicely too…
Penes, penises, or cocks.
Johnsons or schlongs. Both work just fine.
@Danbala: I doubt other’s got the reference, but Little Britian FTW!
HAY GAI WUTS GOIN ON HEER!?
@eddie:
So very, very much FTW!
Re form the Plaster Casters!
OMFG! I’ve seen it before but totally forgot about this…
It’s sure gone high-tech! Thanks!
OH SH!T! NSFW PEEPS!!
Omigod I’m rollin’! Never saw this one. Thanks boss!
Am I the only female creeped out by Eric Bana? I don’t know what it is about him but I don’t like him. At all.
Not even in Troy, all bearded up and wearing a tiny, tiny skirt?
No. Never. Creeps me out.
Oh, him. He’s very anonymous to me – I have to google his ass every time I need to remind myself of who he is. :p
*googles eric bana’s ass*
Ah…yes.
811 web hits, 68 image hits. Out of the image hits, not one displays any manly buttocks, as far as I could see when skimming through.
Teh internet is teh sux0r.
But the interwebs somehow manage to display any possible nipple or breast-age of the female actors. Maybe we appreciators of the male form have to start posting images?
I find him highly nom-able.
not exactly a dicksicle… but a daniel craig-sickle.
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Nice! That’s the idea!
I would suck on that.
i think most women (and a good handful of men) would…
You’d think he would be used to it, considering his mother.
i actually met barbara and she was a VERY pleasant, well spoken, educated woman. so unless you’ve met her and have had a different experience… shut the hell up.
Yeah, I’ve never been a fan of either George, but Barbara Bush has always seemed to be a very classy lady. And this is coming from a guy on the far left, mind you.
If you’re a Christian, you’re definitely not far left.
I tend to keep my religion and my politics separate.
I try to keep my penis and testes separate, but that doesn’t always work, now does it?
(Kidding, of course. Just looking for a reason to make Eric puke.)
And a job well done too…*ralphs* I don’t remember eating that.
Then you’re a moderate. Or a schizo.
I was a schizo once.
KEEL THEM, AND TAKE THE PRECIOUS.
NO, WE MUSTN’T KILL THE MASTERS, THAT WOULD HURT THEIR FEEEELINGS.
This is when I was a very stringy dragonling.
Remember me now?
I’m not a moderate. TAKE THAT BACK! TAKE IT BACK, I SAY!!!
Is there a God?
Well, *I* think so, but I certainly don’t hold anyone else to that belief. What I believe is strictly my belief and whatever everyone else believes is okay as long as they don’t force their beliefs on me. And I will respect their beliefs as well. Booyah! How’s that for a Christian liberal?
Did anyone else hear: “Why yes, DT, I AM a moderate.”
*raises hand*
sorry eric.
I’m not moderate. I’m liberal. Several Facebook quizzes have told me so.
ROFLMAO ^^^ THAT!
I’m not gonna keep believing in you if you keep mocking me.
Don’t be silly DT. Most liberals claim they’re Christian because they’re too afraid that if they say they’re agnostic or atheist they’ll be dismissed as commie america haters.
Eric’s not claiming.
You commie America Hater JSC
Well yes, I am. That doesn’t mean my points aren’t valid. Hrmph.
It means J. Edgar’s zombie is coming for you ZOMG!!!!
Trannie Hoover’s wantz brainz!!!
But I’m a commie CHRISTIAN America hater. That’s totally different.
Now I feel insulted.
Don’t. Feel insulated.
Oh, I already feel insulated. I may be ready to hibernate for the winter already.
and bitter troll is a gay black republican muslim against tax cuts
Oh, the combo of leftness and religion is way doable.
Danbala to rescue! Thank you!!
Not that you needed it. I just felt a need to comment since I have known so many rather left, rather faithfilled people. I think, though, that they had a tendency to be a bit more focused on their faith than their religion, if that makes sense. As in – believing in some outer, conscious force is possible to combine with a leftish approach, while propagating a big and strong congregation in which to believe in said force is less compatible.
I know a lot of religious lefties. Mostly Episcopalians and UU types, but weekly churchgoers. Some of them are even church vestry members!
Being a churchgoer is generally quite uncommon here. I would guess that is part of the equation too.
Yeah, I’m not much of a churchgoer. I have my own religious beliefs but I’m not a fan of organized religion. Too much human error to f it up.
Ahhh Eric. I once believed as you did. I speak from experience when I tell you that from where you are, it is but a short trip to atheism. Come to the light son! We have strippers and beer!
It’s even faster if you take the slip-n-slide of agnosticism.
How about Humanism? Other than the bit where they don’t attend a “church”, I defy anyone to tell the difference in their actions between a good Humanist and a good Christian!
uh, have you read teh bibble recently? J-Unit has teh women washin’ his foots and makes teh Dom P from teh watah. xtianity ftw!
I’ll take “In the Voting Booth” for $1,000 Alex…
The slip-n-slide of agnosticism is a lot of fun but you end up with grass in your swimsuit.
Nope. I’m pretty solid where I am. Like I’ve said before, the thought of no afterlife creates teh sadness in me.
Well Massachusetts is practically a part of the EU, politically. But there are a surprising (to me) number of lefty church folk here.
Of course it’s doable. It makes you a slightly-left-of-center moderate.
Sorry.
I don’t see that it would autoatically follow, no. I suppose it depends a lot on exactly how we define what is centre, left, etc. I have known one Marxist who also studied to become a priest in the Swedish Church, so. He certainly was not slightly left of centre, and then I am talking about the Swedish centre, which is quite far left of the American centre.
Extremely different, but your point is taken.
I don’t understand how if most of my political views are fairly far to the left why this one part of me shifts way down to “moderate” status. No offense to the moderates here, but I ain’t one.
It just does. Accept it and move on. You’re a moderate, because you believe in God. It just does.
Apparently I haven’t been batshit crazy liberal enough lately. I’ll have to rectify that. CONSERVATIVES ARE EBIL!!!
And you’re an ass, because you believe that leftists can’t believe in God. Accept it and move on.
Bullshit like that is what has utterly destroyed American politics. YOU MAKE AMERICA SUCK.
W. T. F. ?
Well, I’ve been under the impression that you were being extra trollish for the sake of humor but slan possibly thinks you were being serious.
Yeah, and you’re giving me a complex. *hugs a tree* I’m a good liberal. I’m a good liberal. *sobs*
stop huggin that tree!!! elves inside trying to bake cookies!!
Trials of Jobian proportions, E. Hang in there, buddy.
Prove you’re a liberal! Clean this oily sea bird blindfolded! You have 30 seconds. GO!
There, it’s cleaned and I sang it to sleep with my oil companies and the government in big oil’s back pocket are teh ebil lullaby. Are we cool?
Well, you’re wrong, in spite of your credentials.
Wait, are you talking to me? Why are you all against me? *collapses in a heap sobbing*
*hugs* I’m not against you! You’re just as lefty as me!
The moderates are trying to make me join them. Save me, Jane, save me!
Don’t turn around, oh oh
Der Kommissar’s in town, oh oh
Now that’s gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
You’re welcome.
Now I have to listen to a bunch of Beatles songs to help prepare for Zombie Lennon Day on 09/09/09 at 09:09 am London time.
I think she looks like she’s going to eat him, like a komodo dragon. Komodo dragons have poisonous spit…
She DOES look kinda creepy…
Great. Where was she 8 years ago?
If she was smart she would have eaten him and Cheney after she became Speaker of the House. I guess she’s not as ruthless as I thought, just ineffectual. Hil would have pulled it off.
That’s the whole problem with the Democratic party. Lack of follow-through.
*snerk*
Exactly.
Maybe George doesn’t taste good. Maybe he needed sauce and there just wasn’t time to get it. xD
That she most certainly is…
this pic perfectly innocent, if anyone allowed to grab handful of bushbutt, it his bushwife.
OMG DEMOCRAT DEATH PANEL JUST LIKE THEY HAVE IN THE UNITED ENGLAND! SHE GONNA PUT BUSH TO DEATH CUZ HE’S TOO OLD, PALIN TOLD ME THAT’S WUT THEY’RE GUNNA DO WITH MY GRAMMA TOO.
That’s helpful.
no no this pundit kitchen….wacko insane person kitchen down the street
death has never looked so scary ai want to see putin vs chucknorris the battle of awsome on forgian soil
Is “forgian soil” some kind of fake dirt?
I think it’s what you plant astroturf in.
No no, it’s a little known country in Eastern Europe called Forgia. Putin wants to invade, and Chuck Norris won’t let him. So they’ll have the final battle on Forgian soil.
Damn. It is pretty easy to criticize and not so easy to defend. I actually long for the Republicans to get back into power – so much more satisfying. I don’t even have to read the rest of the comments to know that this is the most reasoned and intelligent post on this thread.
Just assuming you’re the smartest person on the board- are you just an asshole, or has your Narcissistic Personality Disorder been diagnosed yet?
Really, generalizations are for irrational idiots. Therefore your post cannot be the most reasoned and intelligent, because you judged every person and comment on the board before you had read them all.
This is the most completely off topic thing I could possibly do, but I can’t remember which LOL Eric posted that bit about Keith Olbermann never being wrong.
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I can’t help but think of Olbermann and Anderson Cooper in the same breath (don’t ask me why), which always leads me to the line “Anderson F*CKING Cooper” as intoned on this clip……hehehe.
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*hopes like hell that’s the right clip*
*giggles*
Froo, that would have been the previous lol..
Pregnancy brain, FTW!
You do realize I was kidding, right? I love Olbermann because he speaks directly to my liberal beliefs as a totally guilty pleasure and I think his over the top antics are entertaining. Accurate? The jury is out.
Yes, darling Moderate Eric, I knew you were kidding
I feel pretty much the same way about Mark Levin. He’s a guilty pleasure, and provides me a starting point for finding my own opinion about the news. Plus, it’s funny when he gets all frothy and calls people idiots 
I couldn’t get the embedding to work here at work, but quench my curiosity… That clip wouldn’t happen to be from Robot Chicken’s smurf segment would it?
Why yes, yes it would. I giggled so hard all through that skit that I actually fell off the couch.
how soon till the palin daughters do a spread in playboy?
bitter troll not talking about preteen jailbait daughter..she can wait
BT, you’re obviously confused. See? this one is 18… 18… -shows fake id and drags jailbait into his bedroom-
It’s legal for me, BT.
I’m allowed teh sex with anyone 13- as old as I want.
Don’t have sex with 13 year olds. That’s just gross.
….one is like 9…..or younger
Nasty.
Never mind.
Unless there’s one somewhere around my age.
two old nuff..one CLEARLY NOT…bitter troll wants to see the older two naked..touching each other…with mommy showing them how to do it
… I love you so, so much right now I could cry, Grimmietroll.
slowly rubbing baby oil across smooth tanned flesh, helping mommy take off her dirty librarian glasses and unzip the pants suit…oh look…bubble bath…
huh? I no get this lol.
couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…
This actually made me lol. I would be creeped out by Pelosi too…
Dude, even a lot of the Democrats are creeped out by Pelosi. That’s why she’s still around. Pure. Fear.
Yeesh, she’s a scary woman!
George looks great in glasses
poor george.