After Defeating the Sofa in Combat
After Defeating the Sofa in Combat Gaddafi Made a Sash from It’s Pelt
(Muammar Al-Gadaffi)
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proper use of apostrophe fail
and spelling fail (for whoever tagged him in this picture)
Please stop. You’re sucking my will to live.
far more interesting things on him to suck, let bitter troll show you
Rampant apostrophes suck my will to live.
**Spelling fail as well, for whom ever tagged this Photo.
**Once again, corrected version.
Correction double fail.
“Whoever” is spelled correctly, and was also used correctly.
“Whom” is a direct object; for example, I pity whomever was tagged. (He is being pitied, and received the action.)
“Who” is a subject; for example, whoever tagged me was fast. (He tagged me, and was the one acting, not receiving the action.)
WIN!
Very good, but what he was actually responding to is the fact that this person is a grammar correcter, which I don’t have a problem with unless it’s already been said 100 times and they’re just an asshole, who doesn’t use capital letters.
Proper use of Apostrophe fail. **
** Corrected version.
Gaddafi is NOT amused!!!
It’s a great caption.
But the grammar/spelling fails are so huge, it detracts from the humour…
Dyed, unkempt hair
Frumpled, gaudy clothing
“Junior High School” goatee
When a dictator starts looking like this, he has probably gone crazy or senile. There will probably be changes in Libya, here’s hoping it’s for the better.
That ain’t no goatee. It’s a Van Dyke. http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-type-chart/
It ain’t either goatee or VanDyke, it is a “shock absorber for a cock sucker.”
Or, as my family would say: “Nice hair, Momar!”
I’m not even sure why we started saying that, but it’s been in my family for years…
Well, I, too, noticed the incorrect use of “it’s” but feel that the combination of picture and caption persists as a winner nevertheless.
“Lighten up, Francis!”
It positively jumps out the screen at you.
Otherwise good attempt spoiled by ignorance.
“After defeating the sofa in combat
Gadaffi made a sash from its pelt”
See? It wasn’t so hard, was it? But now your lol will always stay underrated because of your grammar and spelling fails. Jeez, I don’t care much about typos in comments, but if you want your caption to be on the start page, please put some effort in it. You don’t want to kill a good joke with laziness, do you?
I tried to kill a joke with laziness once… but never got around to it..
I was going to respond to thi… zzzzzzzzz *fin twitches*
You know whats funny… I think I did kill my previous joke with laziness…
Didn’t notice.
Didn’t read it.
Too much trouble.
*yawn*
-snuggles with brak, spoons with max- zzzzzz
*yawns and stretches across bitter troll’s lap*
ongoing win.
mmmm…..zzmmmpfff…..ah, dis comfy….zzzzz
He only won by default – the sofa just stood there the whole time.
And the curtains gave up, as well.
of course – after what he did to the sofa, who WOULDN’T put up a fight?
WAIT! Is this another ‘McCain is old’ joke?!?!
John McCain is SO old..-waits for it-
He farts dust?
the skeletons in his closet are 5000 years old and rode T-rexs around!
-he was once told to get off Moses’s lawn?
His prom theme was “fire”.
On his first presidential run he traveled by continental drift.
His first Senate act was to fillibuster the 7th commandment.
I was there.
God, does DT know you’re using his computer?
42. It’s mostly harmless.
The only thing inside him is dust and undigested mastadon meat.
FINISH HIM!!!!
He looks like he is about to sneeze.
no no charro, that be his “pleaseing him self” Face
I always thought he was a strange looking guy.
He looks kind of retarded.
No wonder no one in the Middle East (or anywhere else) takes him seriously anymore. He really IS a flake!
This dude’s skin suggests he’s a day away from liver failure.
And if you are going to groom your facial hair down to only stubble, why have it at all? There is a reason people are afraid to grow a beard, because you look like this in the intermediate stages.
Sorry if I butt in here with a question: how is the final caption determined? I, and it appears others here as well, would be delighted to re-caption the picture applying proper grammar, but it seems as though that is not possible.
You can. Hit “recaption this picture.”
It’s already been posted, you can’t correct it because it’s not your site, nor your caption.
because its the highest voted of them, most likely who ever got the joke in first.
if you wanna grammer nazi it you can just hit the re-caption button. and make one for your very self to love and hold
One more thing- LEARN THE INTERNETS.
This is democracy in the same way we do it in the U.S.- you’ve got the funny, with the grammar mistake, or the offensive with perfect spelling. You vote for which ones you like, and you take what happens and live with it. This isn’t your site, so it’s not yours to decide or correct, nor is it your caption/idea, so it’d be even MORE ridiculous for you to be able to change it just because of your say so. Love it with the mistakes, because you’re going to learn real soon that most people suck at spelling. Most of the people here are smart, that’s why I generally stay in my little corner.
*pats Trogdor’s head* We have missed you, dear dragon one.
*sighs* I meant “Tygor’s head”. It’s confusing to not know who you are.
not everyone smart is given proper edukations on stuffs, some berry smert peoples just not given chance, or have spare time to do so.
if yous stand over them as theys write with a big red pen saying LET ME CORRECT YOU LET ME CORRECT YOU I CAN DO IT BETTER…you make them feel bad, and think you an ass..
Don’t forget the obligatory corrections of organise, licence, neighbour, colour, centre, etc by “Americans” who don’t get out much.
On the other hand, I still don’t go along with the “al u nin i um” thing the Brits do.
Al-ooo-nin-ee-yum?
well clearly if everyone was just like bitter troll, and thought the bitter troll thoughts, the world would be a much safer and better spalling place
I can’t believe I’m saying this to a troll but… I agree with you.
Run for president, I’d vote for you – as long as you promise to take over the world.
bitter troll would like to announce his presdency for 2008 elections…
we just get burrito supream court to overule last election in favor of bitter troll
Throw in some taco sauce (Ortega, please) and I am in for the duration.
Actually, it’s aluMinium.. for some weird reason (it’s this way in Australia as well) they added an ‘i’. I get weird looks whenever I say it the American way.
eddie, when bitter troll is elrected president, that willbe first thing he outlaws after congress and senate is outlawed
We don’t just want them outlawed. We want them deep-fried too.
(BTW, Eric-in-STL has undergone a name change)
I think it was an edict from bitter troll. It must have happened automatically for those outside of the CONUS.
Well, since there is a connection now between me on Facebook and PK, I figured it’s be best if I no longer connected my actual name to PK, much like most people here.
I see, I can’t be bothered with Facebook.. I tried, but most of the inane comments were taking their toll on my sanity.
Thanks BT, it messes me up trying to say it the way Aussies do..
congress and senate, local and higher ups will all be loaded into giant cannons and fired at china.-nodnod- first step in bitter trolls world conquest plans
Ooooooooooh! A pre-emptive first strike.. I’m liking it..
then lull oil produceing nations into false sense of securty but promiseing them free AC in xchange for oil…then hide midgets with guns in the AC units
Wouldn’t it be better to clone Jet Li (i.e. The One)?
we must not create weapons to powerful to control…has star trek taught us nothing???
yes besides people are a renewable resource. Wow, President BT is also Green!
of course me green…me troll…born green raised green die green but never dyed green
Wait….Nooo…Soylent Troll Green is….wait…what is that?….mmm that looks good. Is that pie?
you fire congresscritters at china, we won’t have anything left for serving fancy dinner.
*checks pantry for supply of paper plates*
how about shooting congresscritters at the short guy in north korea?
I don’t think that would work. The little short guy would probably put them on top of nukes and shoot them back. And we really don’t want them back do we?
How about dressing them in ballet skirts and shooting them at Iran then?
DT & EddieP – Yep, that’s what I tried to type, “fixed” it twice and still didn’t get it right, I’m keyboard challenged today.
FYI, the guy who “discovered” it named it aluminum, but some literary wonk came along and started the -ium bit because he liked the sound better.
I think he missed his dose of lith-ium.. But then, this is the same people who like to throw in the arbitrary ‘u’ into words like favorite and color. And also call women’s bits a fannie. Trust me, fannie pack takes on a whole new definition down this way. “Bob was wearing his fannie pack in the back and not on the front like all of his friends.”
You do realize that it’s the American spelling that takes the ‘u’s OUT of the words, and NOT the British/Canadian/Australian/etc spelling that puts them IN, right?
Unlikely. Let’s just keep doing it right, huh.
Why have sch extraneous vowels in the words? U is sch a stpid letter anyway.
EddieP? I don’t know that guy.. I know WooHoo Didgeridoo though
I didgeridon’t.
Just don’t leave any didgeridoodoo on WD’s lawn. New name, same lawn.
I think the aluminium thing was to make it conform to the way other metals’ names were constructed – chromium, lithium, sodium, magnesium, aluminium.
That is how I’ve heard it explained too.
-ium
suff.
Chemical element or group: californium.
If anyone ever makes a movie about him, Alan Rickman should be a shoe-in for the role. When the picture came up, my first thought was “Snape?!”
Good point! Snape after a night of really heavy partying. And too much hair dye.
Time definitely has not been a friend to Muhammar..
Snape already uses too much hair dye.
Huh, funny about that.. I think it was an edict from bitter troll. It must have happened automatically for those outside of the CONUS.
Gah! Nesting fail…
clearly this makes him now the sofa king!
that sofa king down the street selling great deals on sofas…clearly a fruad
Yup. Muammar is sofa-king crazeh…
And we todd did.
You know….
That looks like Ian McKellen in a ridiculous black wig…
I think he looks kinda like Ernest, if Ernest ever got angry and wore something other than hillbilly garb. Ernest Goes to Libya.
This is Sofa-King We-Todd’id.
But did he cast mini-fireballs against the Gazebo?
Is it just me, or does he look like Jim Varney a bit?
3 comments above yours elefump pointed that out too.
Is he dead?
Blame Danbala. My brains are now leaking from my ears. I’m trying to pull it back together… really I am!!
apostrophe fail
he look like lookalike made in china
great job had me rolling for a good minute