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About 20 years ago, I was drunk and I had sex with a chicken. I was just wondering if you were my son.
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Aww, someone’s jealous.
You’re a dick.
and jim kong-il is an asshole…and assholes love to sh*t on everything!
You had me at “dicks fu(k assholes”.
Go find yourself a nice hole to crawl into.
…”We’re dicks!”…
…”We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.”…
…”And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.”…
…”And Kim Jong Il is an asshole.”…
…”But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.”…
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…uuugh…
I can’t imagine why.
…”私の人生には日本やアジアの歴史が凝縮されているはず。人間として私の至らなかったところやその背景にも、目を向けてほしい”…
…though, the people are here…
…the ones that want to kill you…
…that was disappointing…
…we had to laugh about that…
…this will be food…
…“This is an era when children ignore their parents and forget about the dead.”…
…“I didn’t come to America to die.”…
You’re jealous? Is it penis envy then?
Only when hiking in winter!
I missed my block. I stink.
Your c*ck block?
This can’t end well.
…aaaaand we love it!
Yay! I giggled a little at this one too! Not as much as I giggled with the Biden pic (I still giggle when I see it), but at least it was a giggle!
Yeah not bad!
Would have been SO much better with the word “fu(k.”
Such as: “”It was at that moment that Gregory realized the folly of fu(king poultry.”
Everything is better with the word “fu(k”.
Especially with poultry. The love that must remain unmentioned.
*gobble gobble gobble*
A-fu(king-men.
*raises hand*
I’m fuKing one…
ROFL! I just noticed how that reads. Funneh!
That truly is the love that REALLY dare not speak its name, especially in Arkansas.
I just woke up my cat by laughing!
That’s the only pussy you get, isn’t it?!
trollen trollen trollen
those trolls a trollen
trollen trollen trollen
RAWHIDE!-snap-
Missed a beat on the second line, try:
those trolls are a trollen
or
keep those trolls a trollen
*steals Bitter’s bullwhip and runs back to kitchen*
-insert hot sweaty passion filled mermaid/viking/troll loven here-
*gasps and glistens with sweat and love* Oh my.
Being as I”m a hetero gal, what’s your point?
clearly he is pointing out you dont have enough lesbian sex….charro will be so excited wait till bitter troll tells her
Oooh. I’ve always wanted to BE a mermaid, so DOing a mermaid would be a fun way to fulfill that childhood wish!
bitter troll gets to hold camcorder
Viking gal negotiates a percentage of the sales.
1/3 of all sales after cost and tax’s
on condition viking gal agrees to movies parts 2-17
VG makes contingent agreement to parts 2-17, depending on whether the mermaid is good in the sack. Tassels optional.
oh mermaid chick good in sack trust bitter troll..
…bitter troll would also like rolls in movies to follow…
and roles too
roles in movie? GREAT IDEA!!!
bitter troll just wanted small bread treats…but to act….Mmmmmmm thespian troll
*swims up*
I’m ready for my close up! Also for lesbian human mermaid sex!
-puts on his directors hat- ACTION!!! hot saucy lesbian action….
*jiggles*
ok now jiggle viking girls too!
*gently cups VG and jiggles*
*giggle*
2 lesbian mermaids and a troll. How did you guys know my dark dirty fetish secret?
I read your memoirs, Eric.
Geez, go for a swim, and what happened while I was gone!?! *cuddles up to Charro*
*braids VG’s hair and nibbles ear*
For sale: Hot XXX vids of mermaid and Viking gal
Jello wrestleing
wet tunic contest
Under the sea loven!
So what are you wearing under those shells, anyway?
*takes off tunic* It’s too hot for wool these days!
hey thats pay per view!
stop given away for free!
I’ve still got my undertunic on. What’s the problem? And you already know what Charro has under her shells, but I don’t!
Under Charro’s shells is where I resideth.
-throws charro over his shoulder- lets go under my bridge and we can all find out togther-evil troll grin-
*giggles* Normally I don’t wear my shells because they chafe, but I didn’t want to be too forward with you VG.
You can come visit under bitter troll’s bridge whenever you like. *tugs on VG’s undertunic*
*giggle again* God!! Stop tickling my breasts!
-insert motorboat here- NOM NOM NOM
*sings* Under the bridge-walk, down by the mer-er-ermaid!
*follows giggling sounds*
*sneakily slips hands under VG’s undertunic*
My, but you have such an angelic voice.
-casts troll voodoo spell to give mermaiden charro nice legs- this help trust bitter troll
*wiggles toes* I like having legs. Hey, what’s this here between.. Oh my.
let bitter troll and viking gal show you how it works-grins and leans down-
This is getting very dirty. Igor, look away! *Eric buys PPV*
Here, bitter troll, use this. *passes ginger* According to DWN it makes the *screams* Oh.. My.. *pants*
*strikes pose for Eric’s PPV* Igor! Eric said to look away!
yes’um- gets to work wiggles grunts tickles-
This is so worth the $24.95.
-strips naked to his bitter bares and gingerly plays-
I love it when you’re ginger, but can we get a little more rough this time? charro is kinda keyed up.
*grins wickedly for camera*
I took a new picture just for you, bitter one.
Er.. [LINK]
I take it you were feeling blue that day?
*sighs, puts down his book, and crawls out from underneath the boardwalk*
For the love of…. I just want to sit back, relax and read my book without someone f*cking over my shoulder! How can a guy find out how Dick runs if there-
Wait a minute…. Dick runs…. hehehehehee
I was missing you, VG.
Sorry, Max. Perhaps you could try reading on the moon?
But it’s so cold there….
Would you like to see my underwater castle? It’s in the tropics
Your castle doesn’t have a rather phallic architecture to it… right?
Well, not the one I was going to let you borrow to read in peace. This castle is tucked away in a coral reef. Want to see?
Lucky!
/Napoleon Dynamite
…and I’m so drunk now I can’t hold my shield up the right way…
ha! i didn’t even realize that until you mentioned it
Hm, looks fine to me – “ǝɔılod” – nope, no problem there.
DAD!!!!
…it’s ok since he has the moral high ground…
…every tool can also be a weapon…
…and he is just such a tool…
old joke
He’s great, he can roast 6 marshmallows at once just by using his head!
You may be on to something, but one has to wonder what exactly he uses to get that do. Could be VERY flammable. Either way, it would be fun to watch. You either get roasted marshmallows or flaming, defiant protesters.
Like you said, no matter what it turns out great. And we might even end up with s’mores!
‘cmon … kiss kiss kiss kiss
That’s the march of the first of may in montreal. Oftenly ends in a riot. Communists… *sigh*
That sounds AWESOME.
I’ll say! Par-TAY!
I like to party as oftenly as possibly.
If anybody knows how to join a party it’s the Communists.
-drunken troll danceing-
WHOOOO BITTER TROLL LOVES HIS BITTER BEER
*dirty swims with bitter troll*
-wiggles and dances with his mermaid owner- whoohoooO!
Wait, I’m the dirty troll! When is it my turn?
but bitter is sexah
Now I’m feeling bitter.
bitter, darling, would you mind if I danced with dirty for a bit?
kk wash your fins after
*dirty dances with dirty troll*
Hell yeah. Did I ever tell you I can do better things with my tongue than bitter can?
no stealing me’s womens!
Sorry, bro, you know I play dirty. That’s how I got with your sister butter troll.
Don’t worry bitter. You’re the only troll for me. No matter what dirty can do with his tongue. *squeals* Oh my dirty. Oh my.
Remember. Don’t try this at home. I’m a trained professional.
bitter troll dont have sister…
…that was fabio with i cant believe its not butter smeared across his naked body
You promised you would never talk about that!!! Uh, I mean, you have a sister. Don’t lie.
infact this you and fabio on romance book cover, covered in i cant believe its not butter…and nothing else
That was a dude? OMG, I feel so dirty…and not in my usual way. *takes long shower*
Look! I found a picture of bitter’s sister, butter troll! [LINK]
Original Content Fail
Original troll fail.
Coke Classic: Original formula fail
who hasnt had sex with a chicken?
could be anyone’s son
I tried to have sex with a chicken, but I prefer the cock.
“My tubby husband here, he loves the cock!”
“When you do it, you’re thinking about guys.”
Yeah I am.
should think of trolls
Just you my bitter one.
good bitter troll will think of his mermaid, and the other chicks on the site at the same time, oh and that girl from the taco commercial she was nice
And the chick from “Quigley Down Under.”
*retires to bunk*
she was pretty smoken…and insane…but smoken…kept callen bitter troll Roy for some reason…
NO ROY WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE ROY NOOOOO
Your mermaid with all the other chicks here at once?
just a daydream
I like your daydreams.
drunken sex with chicken easier to explain than sex with drunken chicken (link)
Confuse-us say, man who have sex with drunken chicken end up with cooked sausage
I Am Your Son!
…
But this shouldn’t be on PunditKitchen!
but it pic of mayday riots bout to happen…yes it should yes yes….since its a commie thing and that be very politkal
Sure it is. PK includes both politics and other news. This is news, so it’s PK.
It would be awesome if they hugged…just sayin…
or made out….with tongue…or..SUPER TONGUE
*makes out with bitter troll*
-makes out back- Mmmmm
Hey, if VG isn’t back soon, I say we go under your bridge for some hot (insert xxx rated things charro and bitter troll like to do in the dark)..
…fudge sundaes? Can I have one too?
Umm.. *wipes fudge off breasts and smiles guiltily*
I don’t know if we have any more fudge, but there is plenty of ice cream and whipped cream… Oh and a cherry.
Oh really? I thought for sure by now that would’ve been…oh, a real cherry. Uh, heh, never mind.
*giggles*
Here, I have some butterscotch. Do you like butterscotch?
Yay for butterscotch! That sounds perfectly innocent. Maybe.
*arranges hair about herself so that she is decent in the presence of a married man*
I’d love to make butterscotch sundae for you, Eric.
Woohoo!!
fret not eric, bitter troll give you lots of hot steamy fudge
*facepalm*
Aaaaaaaand, I’m never having a hot fudge sundae again. Thanks, BT.
its hot steamy creamy thick and drizzly fudge!
*sympathy hug* Here Eric, have some pie. And oreos.
Funny, but I would have loved it from the perspective of the punk:
“Excuse me, sir. My mother is a chicken.
About 20 years ago, she fu(ked a cop.
Are you my father?”
Or not.
Oh, such wounding 5 letters can bring! Out, out, brief candle, and blah…
Sorry, bro.
Is this a backpack full of black dildos?
This would have been funnier if they had gotten the punchline right. It’s supposed to be parrot/peacock/other colorful bird because of the guy’s hair.
Also, the shield is supposed to look like that. When the arm is in the relaxed position, “police” is right-side-up.
“… gotten the punchline right. It’s supposed to be …”
OMFG. There’s a rule book on how jokes should be written? PLX 2 TELL WHERE SI IT!!111!!one!!!1211!
I believe there is a rule book, yes. But, that’s beside the point I made. The original joke didn’t have a chicken. It had a colorful bird of some sort.
A chicken’s crown is red, that guy’s hair is red, it works.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
I just love how the cop is black and the kid is white
his mother was LaToya Jackson…
funny how the cop is holding the shield upside down.
Search your feeling, Rooster Headed Punk Boy… You know it to be true!
And I am glad to see the regulars stay naughty with VP Charro at the helm.
I strive to not fail you, M’lord.
*test*
Weird, it logged me in with my ICHC profile info. No matter.
Awesome.
Truly.
Personally, I still prefer the “Match.com does it again” caption. It was so silly and so very poetic.
If I had to guess, this was the G8 summit held in Montreal a few years ago. I remember the trip well. I was sick as a dog with some virus, which sucked extra hard because the annual French-Canadian music festival was also going on right outside our hotel.
Old joke is old.
it was the mayday paraid on may 1st i’m an anti capitalistic anarchist i was there with 5 of my friends
oh ya it was kind of weird the cops would come up and try to just chat with people