Ron Paul throws a party
Ron Paul throws a party for government officials who have actually read The Constitution.
(Ron Paul)
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This picture is so sad on so many different levels… Poor Ron, it looks like someone stole his lollipop.
I feel the same way. Every caption I see of this I never actually read till after I look at his face and just “awwwwwww” at my computer.
*wants to huggle Ron Paul*
Poor dude. He would win in a Magneto lookalike contest, though.
He’s like an adorable, adorable Magneto, for sure.
Hubby and I were watching “Penn & Teller’s Bullshit” the other night about taxes, and Ron Paul was one of the interviewees. He was identified as “acting great Ian McKellen” as he’s rambling on about how unfair the tax code is. I giggled. A lot.
Me too. Like a Japanese schoolgirl.
*loves Penn and Teller. Not just for teh boobies*
@SB my Grandaddy would totally pass for Magneto too. It would just be Magneto at age 87. He’s so adorable I just want to squeeze him!
I just want to stuff him in my Strawberry Shortcake backpack and carry him with me everywhere I go!
I’ve never heard the word “fu(k” used so many times outside of Jay and Silent Bob movies……
I <3 P & T
Ha! He IS Ian McKellen! If he didn’t dress up like Dumbledore for Halloween that would make me very sad.
*giggles more*
On a side note, I think everyone should watch that particular episode of Penn & Teller. EVERYONE. Whether you agree with them at the end or not, it will certainly open your eyes to the way that we’re being cheated out of our hard-earned money with promises of helping others with our excess.
Organic foods ruled all.
I was so tired during that ep that I fell asleep halfway through it. That had nothing to do with the subject matter or the presentation, I was just exhausted. I loved the lie detector ep. Are you squeezing your rectum right now? You know you are….
I WAS
I adore that show, have it all on DVD. Just refuse to watch the episiod when they debunk ghost hunting.
As a paranormal/ghost hunter debunker in my free time off work. I just cant bare to watch my heros tell my my life is bulls#it
Refusing to see it doesn’t make it any less true.
If my eyes are covered YOU AREN’T THERE!!!
pfft tell that to the christians
Wait a secon……..hey, trolls don’t exist! Get thee away!
but you SEE ME…-wiggles troll bottom- clearly me is real!
I see nothing. NOTHING, I tell you!!!! *plugs fingers in ears* la la la la la, I can’t hear you!!
-leg humps Froofrou-
DENY THAT LEG STAIN!
Oh yuck, it’s green!
and MOVEING!
creeping crawling up your leg, biteing chewing snapping….
lol Froo’s been slimed!
I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
Excuse me…. as a dually designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I do hereby authorize you to cease and desist any and all spiritual or supernatural leg humping and return forthwith to your nearest parallel troll dimension!
are you a god?
I love how no one mentioned that Ron Paul is honestly one of the best political minds of our time.
There’s a reason for that, Mecha. The same reason, in fact, that no one mentioned that William Shatner is the finest actor of his generation.
Appropriate analogy FTW!
There’s something… on the wing… (nut).
You should see the P&T Episode about God.
I actually have. Ain’t entertainment great
Same here.
The first time I saw this picture I wanted to cry. T_T
Yah I know what you mean. I just wanna hug him..
I know, I really feel badly for the guy in this pic. I would totally give him a hug. And a lollipop.
Ecstasy would probably make him feel better too. I mean, the drug Ecstasy.
Or the proposed health care bill.
amen brother
That would’ve been funnier.
Agreed.
well if those lazy poor people would stop getting sick, hurt, born with issues due to the chemicals and toxins in the air and water…we would not have this issue..gawd…is bitter troll the only one who sees the REAL issue
“It hurts when I breath!”
“Then what do you think you should stop doing!?”
since you clearly wont stop breathing…takeing up the good air that tax payers pay taxes for, your just a leech on the system…
*snickers*
*reeses*
*twix*
*whatchamacallit*
*milky. way*
*payday*
*100 Grand*
*almond joy*
*butterfinger*
*crunch*
*big hunk*
*looks in mirror*
Cadbury’s
*oops*
baby baby baby ruth!-much funnier if said like sloth from goonies-
I want chocolate so badly right now..
*skittles over to viking gal*
If you’re going to handle some chips or any other type of finger food at the party, I’m going to have to ask you wash your hands after butterfingering someone. Thanks.
*pulls warhammer off of her belt*
Oh, Lefty? Lefty!
*Marathon bar* (anyone remember Marathon Bars?!)
*zagnuts*
Yup!
He shoots he *skor*s
*Mars Bar*
“Hey, Babe; Ruth, right?
*Kit Kat*
*Mounds*
*coffee crisp* from our Canadian friends
*idaho spud*
You guys should take five…
*UNO*
Amish Joy. Because sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you feel like building a barn, or making a quilt.
hate to break the funny chain, but I do ‘member the Marathon. In th U.K. they still exist as the Curly-Wurly, as the name “Marathon” was taken by another bar, the only-recently-renamed “Snickers”. Back to the funnee.
And until a decade or so ago, if you wanted a Twix bar in Sweden, you bought a “Raider”. Same thing, same design on the package and all, but … Raider. Ah well. Today it’s Twix, alas.
A raider bar sounds like a place you go to get pillaged…
are they stealing your booty
They did a limited edition coffee flavored twix bar that almost sent me into a coma. BRING THEM BACK I BEG OF YOU!!
O.M.G.!!!^^^WANT!!!
What???? A conservative view lol?????? Isn’t this one of the signs of the appo…. apycol….. apoko…. uh… the end of the world?
So… how does this remotely relate to a conservative view? There are MANY libs who know the exact same thing about their congressmen.
Must you polarize everything?
*snaps polaroid*
*imitates polar bear for photo*
*puts on polarfleece*
Hey, they’ve really got the AC cranked up today!
You were angry about the AC a second ago, now you’re calm. Don’t be so bipolar.
You’re on thin polar ice.
You’ll never agree. You’re just polar opposites.
I just ordered a stripper. Do we have a polar stage or something for her to dance on?
*offers pole*
*polls the readers to see if this pun thread should continue*
*The Polish say continue*
*looks up from poll-tergeist movie to vote*
*Polishes furniture whilst eating a polish sausage.*
What?
*poles raft to stage* Whur’s the strippur’s at?
She’ll be here in a while. I think she was reading a book about Polpot, or something.
*streaks through poll taxing*
Anyone know how to get back to the North Pole? The GPS on my sleigh is broken.
oh santa you sleigh me
*hangs head in shame*
too easy
What WOULD you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ah’d keel yoo, and TAKE eet.
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I’m mainly commenting on how most of the political lolz are restricted to “Hate Bush” and “Love Obama”. I’m not really polarizing the people, just the ‘big guys’ that decide the front page material.
But it’s not “the ‘big guys’ that decide the front page material”. It’s us, the voters.
*smuggy mcsmuggington*
No, its not a conservative! Its a….*GASP!* MODERATE!!! God forbid anyone should not just vote for things because its the party line but because its the best thing for the people!
What does have to do with nobody showing up to Ron’s party?
I think Sarah might be fuzzy on how the reply button works.
Looking for a connection between the name “Sarah” and “being fuzzy about things”…
Nope! Can’t think of anything! Pew pew pew!
I do aplologize. That was intended to be on the comment about this being “conservative”. I lose.
Yes, it is rather moderate to a fra right-wing Libertarian. When will people figure out that Libertarian is just another form of socialism.
Heh. I read that as “Libertarian is just another form of isolationism.”
“Libertarianism is just another form of socialism?” Where did you learn your political science?
Jim is just really really really really really really really really conservative.
That’s what they have exponents for, E-dude.
Really∞
History. Libertarian Socialism wants egalitarianism with practically no government. Right-Libertarians (as people in other countries call our Libertarianism) wants free-market with practically no government. Fascist socialism is forced egalitarianism. It might be the only kind you’ve ever heard of.
we has libertarianism here. we call it the flea market
get good bootleg movies there
Haven’t you read “The Crying of Lot 49″? It’s all part of the same creeping horror! Pynchon was right! We Await Silent Trystero’s Empire!
You’re a complete moron.
Then why is Paul there? I don’t think he’s read the Constitution either. Especially the parts about non-establishment of religion and a well regulated militia.
Because he’s throwing the party? If I through you a birthday party, you’d best believe I’m still showing up and eating some damned cake and ice cream.
And, I has a dumb. Threw*
But the cake is still a lie.
So he should have Punch and Pie. Oh, and Free Hat.
I’d prefer the cake that hasn’t been damned. Damned cake leaves a funny taste. Like blasphemy.
What about Ron Paul makes you think he’s not familiar with the 1st and 2nd Amendment? I don’t remember him promoting a state religion or wanting to take away guns. Do you know who Ron Paul is?
thank you for beating me to this
DO NOT CHALLENGE DR PAUL’S CREDENTIALS WE KNOW HE READ THE CONSTITUTION BECAUSE OF HIS CRAZY OLD-TIMEY VIEWS ON EVERYTHING
ALSO YOU DID NOT CALL HIM DR. PAUL SO YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY BIASED
*snerk*
*applauds and throws ironic confetti*
Ron Paul is so old, he was there when the Constitution was written. So, duh he read it.
Ron Paul throws a party, and you bring…
My copy of the constitution and a highlighter pen?
…a fine-toothed comb and a nun with a metal ruler and an attitude…
…a copy of my voter registration card, a sombrero, and a large paper maché sculpture of tweetie bird…
ay dios mio. La fille parle ma langue.
Ah…así te veo hacer las compras en Tijuana también!
Well where else are you going to find that good of deals on paper maché?
Not to mention the ketamine…
Ooh, ketamine? Count me in!
…Obama’s real birth certificate and a Zippo…
…Dennis Kucinich’s toupee and a pair of nose-moustache-glasses…
…with Rod’s head tribble and a water-squirting boutonniere…
…the health care bill and a bad cold…
… “The Joy of Sex” and an industrial-size vat of Herpicin L…
…a large cup of coffee and a bran muffin…
…the WSJ comics and a tube of Preparation H…
…Peter Cetera’s Greatest Hits and three pairs of clean underwear…
…a Baptist hymnal and greased caduceus…
…DVDs of every back-episode of SNL featuring “Macgruber” and a stick of butter…
…the comingled ashen remains of vietnam-era draft cards and 69 early-term aborted feti…
….margarita mix for the aborted feti and some of those festive cocktail umbrellas…
….a smokin’ hot colt .45 and a bale of medical marijuana…
…Charlton Heston’s mummified corpse, 23 illegal immigrants from Mexico and a lifetime supply of pop tarts…
…39 beer-can bongs, a bandolier of trojan magnums, an Olympic-sized pool of K-Y jelly, a giant purple double-headed dildo, Nancy Reagan’s dessicated pancake titties, and the soundtrack for “Heavy Metal,”
…and a fish.
You know… if I have to bring all that stuff… I think I’ll just pass on the party…
I agree with Maxwell. I can’t fit that in my Acura so I”m gonna pass on this party.
Did I mention the K-Y was tinted green?
SB, you had me at Peter Cetera.
*worships*
Ah, thanks
I lold loudly over the Baptist hymnal and greased caduceus
I’ll bring the Jaeger. Ummm…and maybe a 7-layer dip or something.
… Pot brownies, day-glo posters and a black light.
Ah…I see you brought the awesome…
Hey, brownies!
…
Dude, there’s something wrong with these brownies.
…
Never mind.
I’d bring him a lollipop to replace the one that was obviously stolen from him.
I’ll bring ice. *comes in and starts eating all the free food provided*
Somebody better show up with some chips soon. Lefty’s scooping the dip up with the lollipops. Ew.
*licks his cherry-salsa lollipop in utter disgust and is slowly losing the will to live*
Yes, please. Either hurry with chips or bring packages of Fun-Dip for everyone to share. Or Pixie Stix! Yeah, Pixie Stix will help cheer Ron up!
*passes out 3-foot long pixie sticks*
Passes out Pop-rocks and sodee…
…then nicks a bownie and sits down to stare at the blacklight posters…
*Pours 24-oz Koolaid cups to wash down the Pixie Stix.*
*gulps kool-aid, eyes glaze*
Health-care whut?
Oh good, it’s working. MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Now declare your allegiance to MSNBC and declare Emperor Barack your messiah!! Now!
DT you dont know the POWER of the barack side! -koookaaaa…koookaaa…koookaaa-
Me: “Glen Beck told me what happened to my father, he told me you killed him!”
Obama: “No… I am your father!”
Me: “Noooooooooo- Wait a minute…. you’re half black and I’m jewish, how does that work?”
ask sammy davis jr…..koookaaakoookaaakookaaaa
Or Whitney Houston.
or woody allen
I keep trying to ask Whitney… but Bobby always slaps the hell out of me..
well stop needen a slappen so bad, then bobby will stop it he will
(from my hubby, who heard it god knows where)
“What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?”
“Nothing, you’ve already told her twice.”
I’m going to hide now
My favorite joke for a baby shower: “How many men does it take to open a can of beer?”
“None it should be open when the woman hands it to him”
*provides Salsa Rio Doritos and Lays*
Thank you, that’s going to be much better!
*pringles*
I brought the meat tray. And beer! Because that Jaeger isn’t gonna last long with this bunch.
*teehee*
You said ‘meat’. *teehee teehee*
I brought my meat, but it doesn’t need a tray.
Mine does. Don’t forget to hire the three amazon women necessary to cart it about.
*snu snus*
Yo Eric, you get that meat tray at Volpi’s? I’m bringing a keg of Schafly’s Pale Ale and a whole roast pig. That should keep everyone happy.
Now where’s those two gallons of barbecue sauce?
*stumbles in late to find everyone passed out*
Ah, sonofabitch! And I just dropped 10 hits of acid!! NOW who will I trip with?
*sits down and hallucinates* Look! There’s Jesus! Hi Jesus!
“The Congress shall have Power to declare Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attained.” (last paragraph of Article 3, Section 3)
Think about how many members of Congress can quickly and clearly explain what that means. Then shudder.
Hell, I had to look “Corruption of Blood” up, it sounds like some kind of vampire thing:
Corruption of Blood
Corruption of Blood was part of ancient English penalty for treason. It was usually part of a Bill of Attainder, which normally sentenced the accused to death. The corruption of blood would forbid the accused’s family from inhereting his property. Such bills and punishments were often inflicted upon Tories by colonial governments immediately following independence.
That sounds like it follows those old laws where if someone was convicted of treason, they killed his whole extended family.
*thinks of creepy uncle and shudders*
Actually, it says “…NO attainder of treason may work…” Meaning that the Constitution itself outlaws “Corruption of Blood”, but allows forfeiture during the life of the attainder (the person who committed the treason) – so someone found guilty of treason would lose all his/her property (and most likely his/her life as well) but his/her family members and descendants wouldn’t have to worry about having the crime of treason of their relative passed onto them.
So really, this part of the Constitution is protecting the family of the attainder by not allowing what was, at the time, a common practice by British Kings.
I figured that that was what it meant (after thinking for a while), but I didn’t that it was standard practice after independence. Good for those Constitution writers to recognize the wrongness of the practice! Ain’t the Enlightenment wunnerful?
I love Ron Paul, but I have not laughed this hard since I saw him in the new Bruno movie.
I came to see if this reference had been made. I nearly hate to admit it, but that movie made me LOL. Also, cringe.
Kucinich would be there… He carries around a copy in his pocket!
But he would be hard to see in a crowd. We’d have to track him by watching for the wife!
or the comb-over.
I’d be watching for the wife anyway. Dayumn.
Yeah. She’s serious eye-candy, no?!
Yeah! Now, imagine them having sex.
*runs away*
Please, does anyone have some brain bleach! My kingdom for some brain bleach! Oh, the humanity!
-Rebleaches VG’s brain-
I’ve been getting rather good at this.
Owies.
The only thing that’s going to cure this is…hmmm…imagining Elizabeth Harper Kucinich having sex with a suicide blonde? That just might do the trick.
(redhead w/tongue piercing FTW)
I’m afraid she’s not my type
Oh, but the things one can do with a tongue piercing…
What about me? *smiles shyly and kicks the ground*
[reads post, leaves with the raging horn]
AND!!! She has marvelous brain and a big heart.
But hell, you GOT TO LOVE those legs as well.
Came for this, leaving thread satisfied.
I voted for ron paul and would happily do it again
your awesome!
Precisely why the only chance we have of Ronnie 3.0 is with zombie Reagan.
your awesome? I want an awesome too.
Looks like all his Rand-freak supporters who read the Constitution are there, too.
The word is “Randroid”.
Ayndroids?
Now, now….Rand-McNally makes a damn fine road atlas.
paultards are so hilarious. not in the way they think they’re funny, however.
Your insult-ability is pedantic and cretinous. Go the fu(k away.
well said
Cretinous?
FESTER? Is it you???
Nah, man, I guess it just slipped out. Call it an homage.
Better caption: Ron Paul holds a party for all the members of Congress as absolutely bugnuts insane as he is.
There would need to be a lot more people in that room for that caption to work.
Astrodome wouldn’t be big/bad enough.
There are only 534 more of them…
Their egos, Dhoti. Literal, much?
Be funnier, then.
Or you could lighten up and not snap at every single person that puts you in your place when you step over the line..
“Put in my place”…lol!
in the kitchen? makeing bitter troll pie?
I’m dipping my balls in it, of course.
Rolling. Get it right.
I’ll make you a pie, love.
*blackface and softshoe*
More your speed, bwanna?
Awesome, another wacko closet racist!
Bwahahahahaha!! OMG WHUT?
Gosh, I can’t wait until Ron Paul rides in on his magical unicorn and fixes all of the worlds problems with ideas that could have been written on a postage stamp.
you sir, have the next harry potter book in your head….get to writing…go…hurry before its to late
Grain of rice. Get it right!
DAMMIT! You stole my line.
grain of rice? now lets not be silly here
Can’t you see, if we all went back to how things were in the 1800’s with huge industrialists and people working 10 hrs a day/6 days a week with no overtime or health benefits in firetrap factories, all our problems would be solved.
Keep govmint our of my public school, public roads, public library, and fire department
I missed this part of Dr. Paul’s platform. Glad you informed me though. I’ll just trust that you know what you’re talking about.
Sad to not be allowed in at your own party
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If this is meant to say the “living Constitution” is a MYTH, or thereabouts, well, go f*ck yourself. Otherwise, cool! Great lol. I love Paul, he’s the only one who says anything close to the way things really are.
I don’t agree with many of his viewpoints but at least he is consistent.
Damn, looks like Ronny’s all alone.
I hate that he’s alone.
Indeed and it looks like he has a rather large sad.
All we need to do is start enforcing treason laws for civil servants and then we wont have as many problems with cops or people in office. BTW, the punishment for treason is life in prison or execution.
Life in prison or execution for anyone that votes for a unconstitutional bill, passes an unconstitutional EO, or arrests/convicts someone based on an unconstitutional law.
Thats the ticket, we just have to imprison those that we disagree with…how American of you. Did they call you ’special’ when you were younger, or did they just let you believe you were ‘regular’?
Misinterpretting the Constitution….you’re doing it RIGHT!
Ron Paul is incredibly ugly and totally insane. His are the politics of the anarchists who are at the fringe of both political extremes. Yes Ron we don’t want to go back to the gold standard. The man is pure fascist.
You’re an idiot who doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
YOU’RE NOT IVAN!
We could certainly use more like Ron Paul. He’s a good man.
Ron, get off the Internet.
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Yay! I’ve been approved!
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