Vladurday – No, no, you want “evil”.
No, no, you want “evil”. What you’ve got is “batshit crazy”. Not same thing.
(Kim Jong-Il, Vladimir Putin)
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Awesome!
Putin really does scream evil.
Like Bond-villian evil.
He needs to hold a cat more.
SEXAY Bond-villain evil. Is it evil of me to think he’s hawt?
if its evil, i’m evil too ..
vlady is hot.
Yeah, a cat with turpentine up its ass.
Sorta “Batsh*t crazy-evil” like Obama…
Wtf? Obama’s not evil. A lying bastard yes. Evil? Not so much.
*sigh* And so it starts anew. . .
Nah, I think Obama really, truly believes his ideas will make the country better. It’s people like Pelosi that are the evil ones. Unfortunately, they’re all batting for the same team.
Well said.
Damn skippy! The top two… not so well said.
Thank you for saying that Obama isn’t evil. Believe it or not, it’s the little things like that we lefties appreciate.
No, I’m not being sarcastic. I mean that.
awesome, now if only these ideas could feed my family, and provide me with a job we might be in business!
Why is someone else responsible for feeding your family or finding you a job? Even if you have to flip burgers, it’s better than nothing..
For the amount that I’m paying the government, they should be giving me a job
Of course, paying the government means they give you nothing…
they can’t tax youif you’re not working so your logic is FAIL
They caqn still make you pay property tax….
Wrong, property tax is a local tax (usually local, sometimes state, never federal). While the federal government hasn’t been specifically mentioned, the content of the comments leads me to infer that that is the type of government that everyone was talking about.
You’re paying the government to keep our whole economy from collapsing inward on its self, or is that not enough for you? Jeez, the Republicans are usually the ones saying that Democrats want free stuff….
Nothing but roads, police protection, fire protection, sewer and water infrastructure, national security via the military, emergency disaster response…
Yep. The government doesn’t give you anything for that money.
But other than that, what has Rome done for us?
Life of Brian FTW!
Yes, I agree in some way with you about Obama, although coming from a former Community Organizer (and nothing more) to being the Commander-In-Chief, it scares the hell out of me, and of course, Crazy Nancy is just that; a crazy woman who doesn’t have a clue as to what American history is. She looks to me as if she never read a book on political history in her life… or any book, for that matter.
And that, makes me want to poop funny….
Yes, that is an accurate comparison. I see what you did there.
Awwww, Happy Vladurday!
Happy Vladerday to you too Janie! *smooch*
Happy Vladurday to all.
Will there be cake?
Of course. Villanous cake.
Delicious, villainous, not at all poisoned cake, muhahaha.
No, definitely not poisoned. You’re don’t have any allergies I trust? Peanut? Cyanide? Arsenic?
Saaaaaaay, that’s good cyanide in that cake. Gives it that little something *THUD*.
I just love that hint of almond in the frosting. *gack*
*is smooched* It was a nice Vladurday too, I went to the beach and it was actually warm. Although I was almost killed by seagulls, Vlad’s assistance would have been appreciated.
Where are the fire-breathing dragons when you need one?
Roast seagull anyone?
Killed by seagulls….. Did you run…. run so far away?
Yes! Yes I did! No, I was just innocently hanging out in about waist deep water having a conversation when they started swooping over our heads out of nowhere and attacking the water just a few feet away from us. Rats of the sea, I tell you.
They’re drawn to Teh Hawtness, obviously.
Awww, you’re such a sweetie (in the most evil sense, of course).
Talk about crazy! That table does NOT match those chairs!
And whats with the lighting in the place?
And that hideous floral arrangement… *shudder*
He’s too productive to be batshit crazy. Besides, you need to be crazy to be evil. Kim Jong Il is smart enough to keep his country together, and to avoid anyone from attacking him, while still harrassing his people and other nations as much as possible.
Because let’s face it, he’s never going to fire a missile at anyone. Not unless he can gain anything from it. If he attacks someone, he will lose. That’s a certainty. He didn’t stay in power for all those years by being self-destructive.
He’ll just keep terrorising as much as he can, without anyone attacking him. That’s evil, not crazy.
This message brought to you by Kim Jung Il’s Ministry of Truth.
War is peace! Freedom is slavery! Bill Clinton is a nice accessory to Our Dear Leader!
There should be a Godwin’s law for 1984 references.
Godwin was a crimethinker, right?
Bentsen Immunity Clause to Godwin’s Law:
I knew Mike Godwin. I worked with Mike Godwin. You, sir, are no Mike Godwin.
(OK, I only know somebody who knows Mike Godwin…)
Ignorance is Strength and 2+2=5, though with my batsh*t it’s more like 2+2= WTF ARE YOU DOING MATH FOR? *Launches missile*
Billy is lots of fun at the girlie bars in Pyongyang. He tips the girls without using his hands.
No, he’s definitely batshit.
He’s both.
Batshit: greed, vices, narcissism, daddy-issues
Evil: oppression, threats
I’ll give you that.
Well, aren’t you Mr Buzz-kill!
I kinda agree accept for the fact that its not HIM that’s keeping everyone from attacking his country. That little impasse is mainly caused by good ole Vlad there, and China.
Not funny
No, but it’s Vladurday.
I think it’s amusing. It’s funny cause it’s true.
ur opinon sux. Mine is bettr.
Vlad has a certain style to him he knows judo and was kgb he offers free surgeries to those apose him as well he is generous all hail vlad.
there i wrote it please release my cat from your gulag
Please release my gulag from your cat.
Dont worry, Im sure the cat will throw up the Gulag all over the Persian carpet soon enough.
so your saying my cat is troubling your gulag vlad
No, no. no!
Try this tactic – how much are you going to PAY ME to take my cat back, hmmm? I’m sure your gulag’s curtains, chairs, and pant legs look and feel MUCH better now he’s gotten his claws in, yes?
I’d appreciate free sugaries more than free surgeries.
FIRST
Oh…my…..
That looks just like my mom and dad’s coffee table. D8 Exactly like it.
this is one of my favorites of all time thanks
Why dump on these two – stick it to what you have right here – Bush and Cheney. HOMEGROWN batshit crazy and evil. Over a million dead Iraqis says so.
It’s Vladurday. We poke fun at Putin on Vladurday. Get with the program. And they’re not batshit crazy. They’re more like dumb and evil. Not batshit.
Besides, Bush and Cheney are no longer relevant. That’s like beating a dead horse.
I always thought it was more fun to poke the bear anyways… Dead horses are just so…. well, dead.
Someone’s been listening to Nickleback. Lol!