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DICK!!! FTW!
He’s havin phone sex in the UN lol.
Sorry, I couldn’t understand you around that dick in your mouth. Heh.
you want bitter troll pull out his bitter bitter weenie DT?
If doggy-boy will remove the suction from his throat for a minute, I’d appreciate it…
Sometimes you just have to take care of business and you simply do your best to hide it. This man just didn’t do a good job of hiding.
That’s just pretty…. not.
Phone sex on the public dime!!
Maybe. You’re a busy little troll, aren’t you? That was almost funny, keep typing. More letters, you can do it.
No, see, that’s your breath that smells so bad.
I don’t know. Your mom hasn’t sent me the bill yet.
He has to check perio-dick-ally to see if it’s still there since obviously he hasn’t actually seen it in years unless he uses a fun house mirror.
ewwww…LOL…ewwww…. i am so torn…
Lol!
And it’s usually guys with a gut like that who bitch about women not being stick thin….
Actually, now that you put it like that, he might not be yankin’ it. He may just be checking to see if it’s still there considering that this gut blocks his view of most of the appendages on the lower half of his body.
I’m not bothered that
Aw, sh*t. the arrow was on the “add comment” button and I hit the mouse pad. Anyways…
I’m not bothered that he’s playing with his junk. I am slightly bothered by his creepy intense stare at the camera.
“You like covering this? You dirty little camera operator!”
Yeah… that’s kinda the vibe I was getting. *shudders*
More like, “what the f@(k are YOU lookin’ at?”
YO! Not fer nuttin, I gotcher surpryze witness, RYTE CHEER!!
In that guys pants apparently
Um, Dude…That’s your “dirty little secret” let’s keep it zipped, okay? I don’t have my eyes protected.
After all there IS a cure for that….
What happened in Vegas apparently came home.
What happens in Vegas says in vegas. Except Herpes. That sh!t comes home with you.
now you tell me.
I’m so happy that I finally got my very own troll… my life is feeling more complete!!
*Gasp*
You’re famous!
Slow week at work… but I’m so happy to have you around…
*sniffs MG* She doesn’t smell like wet doggy.
*sniffs self* Oh crap, it’s me.
You would only know that if you were on here all day stalking her. Which is worse, someone having fun on an internet forum with people they enjoy talking to, or someone who has so little meaning in their life and such an utter lack of the ability to participate in society that they troll people they don’t know on the internet?
I hear it’s really hard out there for douchebags, due to a lot of the douchebaggery being outsourced to trolls. I guess being supercilious makes him stand out in the field.
No. That makes him a farmer.
bitter troll must get back to his douchbaggery feilds
eh yi ye yi oh
With a douche bag here, and a douche bag there, here a douche, there a douche, everywhere a douche douche!
Bag of douche, bag of douche, will you do the fandango?
/bohemian rhapsody/
im just a douche bag no body loves me
*chorus sings*
He’s just a douche bag, from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Easy come, easy go, will you let douche go?
Nothing I say matters. Everyone can see. I’m just a douche bag so nothing really matters to me.
oh i would stalk you jane, but pretty sure charro would yell at her bitter troll
That’s a nice thought.
so instead i’ll stalk you….
-hands shortright his goggles- these help, peek in through blinds!
oooooooh. thanks!
You just want your boobie tassels back. I’m telling you, they look much better on me, green is more your color anyway.
i only gave you the red ones… i’ve still got the other 6 pairs.
just nuff to cover bitter troll’s many mishaped troll boobies!
I wouldn’t believe her, Jane. I’d ask for proof. In fact, we all want proof.
You can stalk her, but you have to come home at nights.
course, bitter troll will get into his bitter den under the charro bed
Then I’m ok with it.
-offers charro a bite of his sandwich-
*chews thoughtfully*
Tastes like Ralph Wiggum.
It tastes hurty!
Tastes like buurrrrrning.
it tastes like grandma
( he really said that)
I’ve been “commenting” on this site for over a year. What exactly are you expecting out of a website that is a spin off to one that has funny cat pictures? Thank YOU for playing, but being a sanctimonious snot doesn’t mean you win.
Forum-A public meeting place for open discussion
Lets see….A public meeting place….got that. Evidenced by the fact wankers like yourself are allowed in. Open discussion….got that. Evidenced by the fact we are discussing or are about to, how much of a wanker you are. Yup…we are a forum.
Thanks!
If you wanna go bug people, go whine at the ICHC people for the damn LOLspeak. Now THAT’S hard to read.
Don’t worry. School will start soon and your troll will go away.
-sings-
i dont know, bout anybody else
but when i think about you i touch myself Ooohhh
Divinls FTW!!
Divinyls.
Sheesh.
You’re the guy in the picture, aren’t you?
If he wants us to stay on topic by talking about his small penis, I refuse.
*stalking stalking*
I always feel like
Somebody’s watching me…
Every move you make……….
And I have no privacy
Whooooa-oh-oh
Its the money you could have saved if you had switched to GEICO…duh
Is that the commercial with the creepy fake eyeballs that I always mute?
uhuhuhuhuhhhh…
*Sideshow Bob stepping on rake shudder*
“But now is really really not a good time!” … … … “Yes Mistress!, i’m very sorry mistress! I’m holding it now!! Tell me whats next…?”
“AKA this is not a chat room, no idea why you people treat it as such. Very sad.”
So why didn’t you just make a comment about the LOL and just leave then?
Doesn’t AKA mean Also Known As? So that sentence reads “Also known as this is not a chat room?”
being a sorority girl… when i see AKA as a stand alone i think of alpha kappa alpha, and then his comment REALLY doesn’t make sense.
He lust after sorority girls but they laugh at his small penis and he pours is bitterness into the interwebz?
exaaaaaactly.
“A comment is generally a verbal or written remark often related to an added piece of information, or an observation or statement”
I am so Smart has obviously not seen the smores discussions that occur in here. I have learned more about smores in the last couple of months then I ever thought possible.
Oh yeah…obs. and N.B.
and hot dogs! don’t forget we have lengthy discussions on hot dogs too.
Dont forget iced tea!
How could we?! It is August, after all!!
<—–sipping virgin margarita
*spooning up sherbet*
*livin’ on sponge cake*
*livin’ on sponge bob* him comfy!
And tasty! *munches*
NOOOO! THE CAKE IS A…..oh, wait…that looks pretty good. Um….you mind if I… *looks shyly and hungrily at cake-which-may-be-a-lie-but-looks-too-good-to-pass-up*
Perhaps where you live. Where I live it’s felt like early May all summer. We’ve had only two days that have hit 90 degrees.
We just finished one of the coolest Julys on record here in the STL…and now we’re going to pay for it with upper 90’s. I’m not leaving the house this weekend unless I have to.
We’re supposed to be in the 90’s tomorrow as well. It’s hard to believe them when it was in the low 70’s today and I spent the day under a blanket shivering. I’m ticked because we planned to go to the beach tomorrow and it seemed perfect temperature but we’re supposed to have thunderstorms.
I prefer the eighties. Back when coke was cool.
Wait, what are we talking about?
mmmm 80’s big hair, ripped jeans, the A team
New Coke? Yeah, I miss New Coke. It wasn’t half bad.
better then crystal pepsi
And here I thought I was the only person who remembered Crystal Pepsi. Anyone else remember the tropical punch flavored Pepsi?
Okay does anyone remember Crystal Gravy on SNL?
Yeah, I remember that too. That was great.
haha.. I remember that! My friend walked in and thought it was a real commercial and was gagging.
..and staying the hell off my lawn. Speaking of which, you little-not-so-smart-dipsh!t, get the f*ck off my lawn or a plethora (you like that word?) of PK’ers will hand your ass to you.
“don’t forget we have lengthy discussions on hot dogs too.”
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And some of the gentlemen have lengthy hot dogs…
Er-uh…
So I’ve heard, that is.
what do you mean ” you people”
its because bitter troll is green isnt it?
always trying to keep the green troll down
Rolaids or a little Pepto Bismal helps with that…
Let us all take a deep, cleansing breath, and give thanks to the universe that we can’t hear this guy’s conversation.
“Yo, Chooch? It’s Vinnie. Yeah, I’m just holdin’ onto my junk here. You?”
And yet, after that sample now I want to hear Chooch and Vinnie’s conversations.
I can’t wait for the movie.
Directed by Martin Scorcese and/or Francis Ford Coppola, starring Danny Aiello as Chooch and Joe Pesci as Vinnie.
Uh-huh. Okay. I see. But let me just say this in response: you suck.
Looks like a guy I work with. Walks around constantly rearranging and reassessing the positioning of his junk. Note to self: Do NOT shake hands with John….
charming post. simply one detail where I bicker with it. I am emailing you in detail.
It’s a member of the Russian Duma (parliament). I forget his name atm..