This is what happens when
This is what happens when you take a synchronized swimmer out of the water
(A runner)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Phutnik via Our LOL Builder
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only one thing left to do, skin it, bread it and cook it up with a slice of lemon
“And here we have the Runnerus Anorexicus, known for its lean size and gamy flesh. However the sheer pleasure of eating them makes it an ever-so-pleasant catch.”
*lights the barbecue for bitter troll*
dibs on a leg!
But an hour later you will still be hungry.
That’s just how it goes in these upscale restaurants. The portion sizes are ridiculously small, but look at the presentation~! Not many people can say they’ve had an Olympian anorexic before.
Ok, but this one isn’t Chinese so it doesn’t really apply, right?
She’s been to China, though.
bitter troll will slow roast to bring out maxium flavor
Gotta watch out for the bones thought. I hate when they get stuck in your throat.
Not much meat on this one. We’re gonna need another one to feed everyone.
Some bones are fun to have in your throat.
Uh, hate to break it to you guys, but I think that’s a race-walker.
we hate to break it to you, but we dont care…she’s MEAT NOW -still noms-
Another victim of black ice..
is that like smernoff ice, cause ya that be nasty
bitter troll will stick with his bitter beer
BITTER BEER FACE!
OMG, it’s a Keystone Light commercial! RUN!!!
Gotta get the smirnoff ice from Canada, it’s got vodka in it, none of that wimpy malt beverage from south of the border.
all booze and drinks better in the cananananananda
bitter troll miss liveing in michigan close to border
Those are some weird looking gams.
…and deny her any food for several months.
I like how in parenthesis it says “a runner”. Thanks PK, we needed the assist.
Thank you for pointing that out! Without that, this caption would have passed through my system without inducing even a slight smile. Now, at least, I giggled.
Jane to the rescue.
Huzzah!
Hehe, I just picture her flopping around like a fish before she dies…
Pic is Norwegian racewalker Kjersti Tysse-Platzer. Bejing Olympics, possibly after winning silver.
Wait…racewalking is an Olympic sport?
bitter troll won gold for racesleeping
I would have had that gold if you hadn’t cheated! I’ve seen the altered birth certificate, you can’t fool me just because your country stamped it. *sniff* Humph.
bitter troll beat kate any time of night in racesleeping…1..2..1….4…go!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-snort- zzzzz
zzz…*snort*…uh..eh..wha…zzz…
zz…*snort* hu…wai…was I just ….*yawn* challenged…zzz
zzzzzzz-rolls over and hugs his plushie cthulhu- Mmmmmmm brains
Pfft. Amateurs. I’ve been asleep for the last 6 months straight. That’s a world record that will never be beat!
Rip van Winkle award winner, Eric-in-STL…
*racepalm*
Does that make you a racist?
only racest against the color of your palms
Is “hairy” a color?
hairy is the worst color of all
ask chewbacca
No, a palmist.
Be still and know that I am God. Palm 46:10 …
finally a intelligent conversation!!!!
Fail.
Maybe, but I’m sure if you’d just meter you’d get along swimmingly.
You know I’m just pooling your leg.
Funny, I walked around just fine in high school when I competed in synchronized swimming…
Would someone please throw it back in?
Maybe someone can answer this for me as I’m a bit confused. I have just gone through the voting and I keep seeing pics of Greenspan and it’s saying something about 5 flags. What the heck is that about? Oh, and while I’m at it, I wish to God someone would come up with something original and let the five dollar footlong crap go.
but it was funny the first 5 minutes!
Is Greenspan the 6 Flags guy now?
allen greenspan on the new corkscrew coaster! WHOOOOO ITS EXTREAM!!! WHOOOO
Now, S Swimmers make good tank fish, provided they have partners and a diet of six carrot sticks a day. Some perfer to eat them, where charbroiling, grilling, or pit roasting is appropriate add lemon and grilled pineapple for a lovely exotic dinner.
now bitter troll highly uges everyone to join him in performing the silly walk
-walks all silly, oh so silly, entirely to silly if you ask some-
NOT FUNNY, MAN!!
Seconded.
I guess it is meh again.
More like what happens when your body fat drops to <1%
somebody give that poor thing a sammich! stat!
Quick, throw her a cheeseburger!
hrm…I don’t know whether to laugh at this or not…I think something may be seriously wrong with her. but it is quite an amusing photo….
I… I don’t really know what to think about this one… on one hand, the joke is pretty good, on the other, I can’t help but feel sorry for her… She looks so distraught and hurt. I just can’t take any joy in this picture other than the thought of someone helping her in the near future.
wait, never mind, she’s just worn out after winning a medal… still though…