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Bleh. I have the Mundanes. This isn’t funny to me.
Don’t worry. It’s not just you. I didn’t find the soggy cereal one that funny either.
But on the bright side, they aren’t attracting the “Repeat the usual talking points” idiots like the more derisive LOLs.
*shrug*
The grass is always greener…
Your avatar is always greener.
the troll is always greener on the other side
So I’ve noticed…
*sigh* I could use a Red Bull today. It’s 12:46 and I’m ready to go back to bed.
But you’ve only been up since 12:30!!
What kind of lazy bum do you think I am? That’s when I got up from my nap.
Which you started two nights ago?
No, shockingly enough, I actually work Thur-Sun. Then…I sleep.
“Work”?
I “volunteer”
You work for Thursun?
Is that a rip-off of Capri-sun?
Thur-Sun sounds like a viking chieftain to me! Is he cute?
He’s terrible to work for, 14 hour days rowing those huge viking ships. Benefits aren’t bad, though.
And the boats look like dragons.
Can’t resist it now, can you, Eric?
The next x-games event, Extreme hang-gliding? I dunno other than that I got nothing.
Holy $hit, it’s Boba Fett!
My backpack’s got jets
Well I’m Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my ‘Vette
I don’t give a f*ck
I’m after Solo
For all I care
He could be hidin’ at Yoda’s dojo
MC Chris FTW!!
No, it’s Master Chief! I don’t remember him being able to fly, though.
He has tiny little boosters in his boots, if you pay really ridiculously close attention to detail. It’s what helps him jump so high, along with the muscle augmentations and high-powered suit. It weighs 2,000+ lbs, I can understand him needing some help.
But he doesn’t have WINGS, does he? And if he can jump so high, why can’t I get out of the way of the dude with the plasma sword coming for me? It’s always “Crap. I’m gonna die.” And then I do.
Really?
I have unbelievable skill with the energy sword.
In Halo 2, I killed 4 brutes in a little room by myself by beating them to death with an energy sword that was out of energy. My first day on Halo 3 Live, I got a 5-in-a row, whatever it’s called.
The thing is Eric, you have to wait until they JUST started lunging, and make sure it doesn’t hit your foot.
5 in a row is Killtacular I believe. I feel like such a dork for knowing that. I can USE the damn sword okay. Not my best weapon. I got 7 in a row using it once (I was so proud, sad I know). I just can’t avoid getting killed by it.
Now I really really miss my Xbox.
It’s okay, Eric. Get it back, and I’ll send you a list of games you need and we can play together.
Okay. Wait, uh, can I borrow $300?
No.
I spent my 300$ getting my rabbit neutered. (Stop judging me, trolls. He would’ve lived the rest of his life sexually frustrated and trying to mate with his roommate, me. Come to think of it, that sounds like a troll’s life story.)
That’s all I had, sorry. You can have 20$, if you want.
Hmmm…okay.
Magnifying Glass and Wire Cutters… $15… problem solved.
$300 to snip a bunny?! holy crap… spaying my dogs costs less than that and it’s a pretty big surgery.
I hear they have to fleece the animal before the procedure;)
Wouldn’t it have been cheaper just to get him a girl bunny?
Then he would have been inundated with bunny-puppies!
The gestation period of a rabbit is 28-31 days.
Charro, did you know they can be pregnant with two litters at once?
Yes, boy is that confusing. But I love baby bunnies! They are so adorable. The rest right in the palm of your hand and their little eyes are all glued shut and their fur is all soft and downy and they are so cuddly. I miss raising bunnehs.
I’ve had mine since he could fit in my hand and was still trying to bite my nipples, and they are adorable.
They do love to bust chops, though.
Your nipples are adorable?
but you only haz two nipples, small and cute yesh
No, no. He thought I was his mother, and that going for my nipples would mean milk. Or just that the two brown dots on my chest were delicious Hershey’s Kisses.
They’re not adorable.
And diss- I had a girl bunny, she died though. So did my kitty and doggy (The dog and cat died 6 years ago, though.)
Boba Fett is way cooler than stupid Halo guy.
Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?
*burp*
Wait, I thought you were blind!! Just a little higher! Just a little higher!
Boba Fett is a little bitch who has daddy issues because he’s a clone of his loser daddy who got his head chopped off by Samuel L. Jackson. And his dad was 10 times as good of a shot as he was.
*basks in the ambiance and afterglow of Eric’s total pwn*
Being a total dork has its occasional advantages.
can you be a bad@ss if your name is jango?
Can you if your name is Boba?
boba sounds like angry hillbilly inbred boy name.
they can get scarey
Better than Jar Jar…
I hate Jar Jar so much…my daughter loves him, though. Oy.
Ugh. I’d like to pull his Binks out his ears…
gungans…great for traget practice
maybe the clones would be better at aiming if they shot a few
I agree.
what if ewoks and gungans breeded?
Ewguns.
Fuzzy, lisping bastards?
…
They sound like my little brother…
bet they would be tastey roasted over a open fire
Ah, the crazy French stuntman who jumped out of a plane in France, then flew across the English Channel on those wings and model jet engines.
There goes our border control.
Oh, wait…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8180120.stm
They’re already gone…
Yes, yes, it was also in PopSci a couple months ago.
fifth!
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Dees no funneh.
You forgot to read the fine print
*funneh removed prior to front page posting.
Crap. Is there some kind of arbitration clause, or what?
I *think* that’s a further prototype of Yves Rossy, the “Jet-Man”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-66AcTo9TU
Blargh is he Daedalus?
Very right, that’s Yves Rossy, airline pilot and (in his spare time) madman who invents wonderful crazy things.
I like the picture, and the caption rates a chuckle, but how is this even remotely political? Lately it seems like Graphjam has edgier political material than PK…
This.
Agreed.
Well, it *does* say “Lol News and Lol Politics Fun” right underneath the PK donkeylephant logo, and the link is named “Lol News”.
Just because some people have an absurd fetish to hold repetitive and inane political flamewars in the comments, doesn’t mean the site is intended only for political humour.
There is plenty of room here for some non-political current events too. Nice break from the daily back-and-forth rep/dem bashing.
That’s exactly the kind of crap I’d expect from a liberal/conservative, whatever you are! My side is better than yours!
NO BITTER TROLL IS BETTER!
my political opnions are poorly edukated and based off what me raised to believe, not pesky facts or figures!
Yeah, that sounds like a troll all right.
cite?
Proof?
grammur?
spelling?
a troll seeks these things not!
Pffft. Whatever. You got all that watching FOX/MSNBC. Learn to think for yourself and stop drinking the kool aid! Even though it’s tropical punch.
-gasps and clutches his big pitcher of tropical punch-
keep yur liberal/conserative values/morals/religion/pagan dance festival/ to yurself.
stop keeping down the christains/blackman/whiteman/irish/women/jews/muslims/slimjims
If you fail to understand the concept of “news”, why should I even keep reading?
Some guy flying could be construed as news.
flying troll be better news
“They shall all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull…which is DISGUSTING.”–O’Malley, Red Vs. Blue
’struth.
That stuff is nasty. Just go to bed and finish whatever it is in the morning. Sheesh.
I have a friend who swears by Red Bull and Stoli… of course, she’s also in SERIOUS need of rehab…
All energy drinks are acquired tastes. Very, very few actually taste good. I used to be all about the energy drinks. Building up a high tolerance for caffeine sucks.
I’ve never had a coffee or energy drink.
Don’t drink tea with Ginseng either, I’m not really big on stunting my own growth and relying on outside sources for my energy.
I tend to be a low energy individual and a lifelong caffeine addict. I fear life without artificially generated energy.
I’m with you on that, Eric.
I prefer to force myself to generate it independently, Eric.
Achievement tastes much better when it can’t be tarnished by needing something artificial to help you succeed, and do it on your own instead. Although, I do enjoy the occasional (Code for: frequent) root beer.
God, you people are going to guilt me into quitting the heroin and PCP speedballs, aren’t you?
Oh poor misguided brak. Speedballs are traditionally heroin/cocaine. More recent adaptations include heroin/oxycontin and coke/crack/meth.
You gotta put the “speed” in “speedball”
PCP, or Phencyclidine, was developed as an anesthetic. It was given to patients for surgery. The crazy sh!t people do on PCP is not because they are “speeded” up, but because they are in a disscotiative state. Phencyclidine and Ketamine, or “Special K”, are both dissociative drugs developed as anesthetics and are cousins chemically speaking.
This concludes today’s lesson on drugs.
Would you like a speedball now?
and now we know..
and knowing is half the battle
Best line ever heard on The Colbert Report “In the eyes of the school and the laws of this state, Birth Control is a controlled substance and just as dangerous as heroin”.
Girl got suspended and recommended for expulsion for taking her birth control at school..
School FAIL.
I vote we BURNINATE that school. Hold on a minute, I’ve got just the link for you guys.
Here we go.
Tp the tune of “Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory (The Battle Hymn of the Republic”
My eyes have seen the glory
Of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher
We have broken every rule
We are going to hang the principal tomorrow afternoon
We wish it were today
Glory glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Met her at the door
With a loaded 44
She ain’t no teacher no more
(Or)
Met her in the attic
With a German automatic
She ain’t no teacher no more
Sorry Jane and VG, I love you both. My mom taught me this when I was little.
Yes please. Thank you. Oh. OH!!!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You sanctimonious little needle dick. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise your filthy little decaffeinated, shriveled up caricature of a soul. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum.
*swills coffee*
Wanna go, pure-boi?
Don’t mind Deep Thought, we secretly switched him to decaf so he’s a little cranky.
NOES!!! Teh hoomanities!!
Ahem. You are obviously a retarded asshole and unfortunately I don’t think it was your choice, in fact it was more than likely caused by a failed abortion prior to your unfortunate birth.
Now give me back my caffeine and no one dies.
You mean this caffeine, here? *Waves cup of coffee temptingly*
*runs away*
You said caricature twice.
Originality, DT! How are you going to make it through bash-o-school with repeats?!
Dude, I need a caffeine boost just to go get my caffeine boost. And HA! I don’t have to worry about artificially creating achievement because I work in retail! I don’t achieve anything!! So there!
Caffeine I can do without. But don’t ANYONE come between me and my chocolate!!
Oh, you achieve plenty.
I’m surprised ANYONE can survive the sheer idiocy of some of the shoppers at stores and not kill themselves after seeing the true face of humanity.
+100 internets for you.
I avoid the shoppers as much as possible. I spend as much time as possible at the computers in the office making missing sales signs and printing up “important” stuff for projects. It doesn’t help that I work in the tools department and don’t know jack shit about tools.
Have you seen the Retail Hell Underground, eric? (link) It proved amusing and vaguely cathartic for me, even though it has been nearly 2 years since my retail days.
*has nightmares*
Coooooooooool. Thanks for the link!
OFF TOPIC: all facebook PKers… i remade the group because the old one was forked. it’s PK Irregulars 2.0. i’m trying to invite everyone who i had friended from the old group, but i know a few of you guys (like eric) were in and i wasn’t friended with. so join the fecking group, mmkay?
Okay, okay. Don’t get so pushy.
but i’m beyond bored (as you would know if you had the totally awesome access to my FB status’) because my computer systems at work are dooooooooown. so i’m being pushy. it’s fun!
Done!
What no one?….OK then it’s gata be me..
TO INFINITY AND BEYOUND!!!!!!!
Until the propellant runs out, then it’s infinity into the ground. And you may ask yourself, “What was the last thing going through Bob’s mind as he hit?” And of course the answer is, “His ass.”
Yves Rossy, AKA Fusion Man has built a jet powered wing.
While not quite completely self sufficient (he starts by jumping out of an airplane, and then landing with a parachute), the wing is capable of sustained flight (and according to OhGizmo, climb rates of over 1000′ per minute). From the CNN article
# Yves Rossy is the world’s first man to fly with jet fuel-powered wings
# He demonstrated his flight talent in Bex, Switzerland
# His jet turbines enabled him to achieve a speed of 186 mph
# He uses only his body to change position in the air
Too bad it’s not Ultraviolet Bull…..
No, Gamma Ray Bull!
Or better yet, Cosmic Ray Bull!
No seriously, if that’s red bull, then imagine the energy…
red bull tastes yucky. bleh.=/
NICE!!! Ive seen the guy before… A science network in Canada did an Interview with him. Apparently he’s European LUL. The wings have four mini jet engines and he said that the jets have more than 10 minutes fly time and when it’s out he parachutes down…
looks like the RedBull Flugtag to me…DUUUUUUUH