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Facepalming
Because every party, be it a garden party of a political party, has someone who just doesn’t know when to shut up.
(Bob Geldof and Gordon Brown)
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Meh.
zzzzzzz-snort-zzzz
*cuddles up to bitter troll*
-snuggles with his favorit- mmmm charro
*giggles* Mmmm bitter troll.
-noms on charro- nom nom nom, you is like kake!
But I am not a lie. Just tasty.
mmhmmm-nomnomnomnomnom-
*noms cake while being nom’d*
-Wonders how anyone can continue to use sharp utensils and eat while having oral sex performed on them-
I’m using a spork.
-feeds charro cake by his troll hands-
I love bitter troll feeding me cake from his bitter troll hands.
-offers her cherry off stem-
I can tie the stem in a know with my tongue.
-plants another flag in charro-
Hey, not there. That’s for sodomy purposes only.
-snuggles charro- fine fine, but cuddles for now
*cuddles back*
do mermaids give birth to babies or lay eggs like fish?
They give birth to egglies.
Yeah, like that.
just wondering, cauze when you give birth to troll brood, bitter troll wants to make a omlete
I already made baby-ritas with your spawn.
Try driving or talking on the phone sometime…eating cake would be..well, a piece of cake in comparison.
Yeah talking on the phone while getting oral is a challenge.
really- hands charro the phone-
nom nom nom
Charro, I believe by “kake” BT was trying to trollishly abbreviate “bukkake”, and I shall stand behind this belief, regardless of his actual intent, because I find it funnier that way.
No thanks, charro not into that.
Me neither.
I don’t want to see other dudes’ sperm. I think it’s partially because males are more turned on by the fact that other males are attracted to the same woman they are, therefore proving them “right”.
To me it’s just nasty, I don’t want to see an attractive woman with another dude in her, I want to see porn using MY penis, damnit!
Me too!
You want to see porn…
That uses YOUR penis?
Hrm. Are you admitting something, Charro?
yes yes bitter troll want porn with igor penis!
MORE IGOR PENIS
I have a strap on.. that’s like a penis. Right?
-Sighs and pats bitter troll’s head-
What I meant, little buddy, was that one should want to see their OWN genitalia being put in a beautiful woman. Although, since you’re a troll, it’s pretty acceptable.
After all, you ARE a different species.
And who WOULDN’T want to see more Igor penis, especially with hot women in the picture?
kinda sorta…..fresh batteries?
No batteries, just strap on.
Damn, charro’s kinda freaky. Go, charro!!
-nibbles charro’s toes- pay no attention to the man who cannot translate troll…well…dont pay him NO attention thats rude and igor man nice…but really him not know trolltalk
Just messing with ya, Grimtroll.
I’m a mermaid. I have no toes silly. That’s my fin.
fin toe elbow kidney, all thesame to bitter troll
but explains this smell….smell of cake
Igor thinks mermaids came about because I hear women’s vaginas taste/smell like fish.
Just a thought.
If your woman’s vagina smells like fish, she has something wrong with her vagina.
I’ve smelled and licked many vaginas in my day and they smelled nothing like fish.
Charro, we here at Boner Inc love you.
For smelling and licking vaginas.
And that’s just what I hear.
but you smell like cake!
sweet sweet cake
with sprinkles!
the sprinkle vagina!
Clitter, little buddy?
I love you too Tygor.
Mmmm cake sprinkle vagina.
Yeah, what Charro said about vag…wait, what?
I said cake sprinkle vagina.
No no, before that. Although cake sprinkle vagina sounds interesting.
vagina no smell like fish,
fish smell like vagina
i learned this at sunday school
teacher said eve got that not so fresh feeling down there after doing the nasty with adam all over garden of eden, adam tells eve to go down to ocean and wash up, supreme being yells down to adam, “damnit, now i’ll never get that smell off the fish”
Somebody turn the Funneh back on and the Ann Coulter ads off.
kthnxbai!
Dude, for real. She looks like the lovechild of Voldemort and Lucius Malfoy.
Now it’s Newt Gingrich. FREE NEWT!
*is kidding*
Did he go to jail?
I wish.
@ the captain. Firefox, and then adblockplus. I am basking in the absence of Ann Coulter ads!
*installs*
I. . . I think I love you.
Anything to help a fellow PKer avoid obnoxious ads from the obnoxious pundit of their choice!!
-grabs viking gal and curls up with her, snuggleing and going back to sleep- zzzzzz
Is this by our Lefty?!? If so GREAT!! Brilliant Work! I LOL’d!
Otherwise, well, it could be better but I never get on page 1 so …
i don’t think it’s our lefty… he’s just “lefty” and doesn’t need any fancy schmancy numbers to make him more special.
I remember when I made the front page on PK. My joke was completely misunderstood and I was really embarrassed.
There there Eric.
No, here here Eric. Eric not there there.
“werewolf?”
“there wolf.”
“roll, roll, roll in zee hay…”
“why are you talking like that?”
“I thought you wanted to.”
“No, I don’t want to.”
“Suit yourself. I’m easy.”
“BLUCHER!”
-neigh-
“Some… Ovaltine?”
Yes, it’s by me. *is choked up a little*
And on that note, let me just say that this lol was actually there as an experiment into the voting process.
I created this on the 28th, during the whole “Republicans, stop cheating on your wives!” thread, due to some prodding by eddie. (Thanks, Eddie. You’re my muse!) New LOLs appear in voting about 15 minutes after creation, but I don’t get how they get moved to the front page. Mine was low-first, high-second page on the Upcoming tab for a while, but it wasn’t top. It disappeared completely yesterday. Maybe they choose what goes up a day ahead?
I’ve noticed if it’s on Upcoming and disappears, that normally means they picked it to post.
Yes. . . but, why something on the second page? Maybe it has to be a certain “age” and still be high on the rankings to be selected? I mean it would be EXACTLY a week since I made that LOL until it disappeared. . .
Oh Great Kitchen of the Pundit! Tell us your inner workings!
No, once they put it on Upcoming it’s out of voting…they add the latest “top vote receivers” to the top of “Upcoming” so as they add new stuff it moves back. How they make the decision beyond that once it gets there is a mystery.
I just did a search for me and apparently once they hit upcoming, they never go away. I have an upcoming LOL on page 1100-something. I don’t think it’s gonna make it. LOL
Nah, you’re still in the running!
I hope so. My latest offerings took a beating in the voting pages. They weren’t that great.
Aww shucks, wasn’t nuthin’ *kicks gravel*
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I’m glad I could be of assistantce though.. I still like the True Beauty one though {http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3602182}
Oops. Now I feel bad.
*wheels in celebration cake and serves some to everyone except Eric and bitter troll*
This is what I get for trying to be first. You get major credit for making the front page so quickly after Eddie told you to write some LOLs.
Well, I created two, and only submitted two, I believe. It’s probably because I’ve been taking good notes. I’ll probably try to create some more tonight to poke heart of the system more.
It’s tough to create a lol when the same people are used just from a different angle. There doesn’t seem to be much variety. Static postures and mute expressions are hard to make interesting.
I made this one but kept the captioning to myself.
cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4724410
zzz-snort-zz
bitter troll sleepy, no sleep last nite
and kake is lie
LIE!
Well, I guess some lies are delicious. And sweet.
And. . .
*stops to eat some cake right in front of bitter troll*
And moist. . . and have lots of frosting on the end pieces.
*scrapes plate with side of fork to get all the remaining frosting*
And are free.
-gnaws one a fat kid-
this one has better cream filling
warm and moist on the inside
Hey, man, that things undercooked! You’re gonna get salmonella from that kid!
but salmon is tastey too! so is nella waffers…salmonnella must be.
EXTREAM FLAVOR
Cake is just a life-support system for frosting.
and sprinkles!
*noms cake*
Best lie ever.
Wow. Bob Geldorf got old.
Geldof*
Seriously. I didn’t recognize him.
Now I feel old…
Cameron is worse.
If the guy sitting next to me kept miming an invizable bl0j0b, I’d probably be aggravated, too.
bitter troll would be mildly aroused
utterly stimulated!
OK, sure, the first couple of times — and there’s always the opportunity to learn new techniques — but after that, it would be like, “Okay already!”
Whenever I read your posts I’m reminded of a really pretentious Ricky Martin interview where he also kept referring to himself in the third person. In fact I think I read your posts in his voice now.
La Viva Loca, babeh!
“he also kept referring to himself in the third person.”
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Bob Dole refers to Bob Dole in the third person.
I was thinking, “pedantic ginger placement demonstration,” but yours is soooo much better.
I see no palm-face contact, therefore this is fail
hsdghsdcvhert- When you’re too lazy to come up with a name, and want to ruin jokes with attention to detail that indicates you’re a TOTAL prick. By the way, pronouncing things fail is a pretty stupid way to make them fail.
Well to be fair to alphabet soup, I noticed the same thing. It’s a lot more fingers to pressure points above teh eye than facepalm, really.
Speaking of total pricks…Why don’t you go back to Huffington Post where you belong?
Speaking of total pricks…. why don’t you post your reply where it belongs?
*puts on glasses and teacher voice*
If you’ll divert your attention to the comment box’s bottom right corner you’ll see a few letters written in blue. These letters (R. E. P. L. Y.) spell reply. If you wish to comment directly to Igor’s statement, which was completely true, just click that and begin typing. From there you click the ADD COMMENT button and you’re finished!
I don’t read the Huffington Post, nor am I in their employ.
Thanks, though, for another idiotic generalization.
Did anyone else notice that Brown looks like he’s sucking a cock?
HAHA! I was listening to The Boomtown Rats when I saw this!
By the way… Is it wrong that I think Bob’s still strangely sexy?
Well, I’d say “yes”, but then I don’t know anyone who admitted to fancying him even back in the day, and Punk was part of the soundtrack of my teenage years.
I had a huge crush on him in the late 70s. Huge. I even read his autobiography.
I seem to remember a video of the Boomtown Rats song “Up all Night” that featured Bob shirtless, in black leather pants, holding a python a la Nastassja Kinski. I read his autobiography awhile back, but I rmember the video a lot better, for some reason.
Drugs? Alcohol?
On Bob’s behalf or mine?
Personally, my theory is that a video featuring a hot shirtless guy in black leather pants was more memorable than that particular (rather mediocre) book.