Just smile and laugh
Just smile and laugh
And maybe he won’t kill us
(Kim Jong-Il)
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They brought those note pads to keep track of the EXACT order people were killed in, for a later tell-all book.
Second !
no no stay on first stay on first…NOOOO
YOUR OUT
Yeah, that always happens to me when I go for second base too.
Poor Eric.
He’ll kill you… with his winning personality and fashionable haircut.
bitter troll wants to rub his belly
What about patting his head?
you can pat bitter trolls head, no touching freaky man hair…it freaky
*pats bitter trolls head*
Wait, which head are you talking about?
O.o ummm…
Naughty.
-looks up to charro with innocent virgin troll eyes-
We all know you’re not a virgin you sodomizing impregnating troll you.
me eyes are!
Put those back where you found them.
-gives the puppy dog back his eyes- let me hot glue them back
That’s a good bitter troll.
You’re not supposed to use your eyes.
But really, he’s…so ronery.
So ronery, and sadry, aroooooone…
But… but… he has Arec Barwin!
he’s too busy with his F.A.G stuff
He had Rans Bricks, until he fed him to the sharks..
MATT DAMON!!!
exactry, you raff you ruse
You kirr me, seliousry you saray me!Rike knife thlough buttel. Purr it out you are kirring me.
The dictator and his ministry of evil laughter.
Just smile boys and they’ll never figure out our plan
Just smile and wave, boys, just smile and wave….
Cute and cuddly, boys.
kids “making” me watch cartoons
Look how skinny everyone else in the room is compared to him…
Have you seen pictures of him lately? He’s a mere shadow of his former girth.
cause putins shadow beat up his shadow
Muscle loss from terminal cancer. Of course, he has been a cancer on his country, so it is kind of poetic.
*cough*karma*cough*
Seriously, he just looks like some random old guy dressed up like dictator with the bad hair and the old guy sunglasses.
Kim Jong Il is seriously a self parody. Wait.
That’s it. I’ve figured it out.
Kim Jong Il is just a TROLL. He’s trolling on the greatest scale imaginable, nuclear weapons, running a totalitarian police state…. It’s all just for his fun.
The bastard…
He DOES have that old-style troll-doll hair!
I remember those things.
My sister threw a whole basket of them at me when I was a kid, that was a nightmare to remember..
bitter troll want his own totalitairna state
will have water slides
and thought police
freeze tag
guard towers with big guns
free waterballoons
beer beer beer
I like beer.
Me too. Beer good. I’m in if there’s beer.
bitter troll campaings for el presidenta of moon
vote for bitter troll
or bitter troll have you killed to death!
I don’t wanna be killed to death. Can I just be killed until I’m kinda sick?
you will be killed to mildly wounded, perhaps a scratch
I prefer to be beer’d to death.
beer’d to death?
bitter troll not have beer’d, him clean shaven
I didn’t say you have a beard.
who else beer’d tyou wanna use??
*sigh*
I prefer to drink myself to death using beer? Is that better?
no death for charro, but lots of beer bitter or not in bitterland, bitter trolls bitter moonbase
Why would you want to do that?
Well, Eric, if I have to die I would like to die happy. Drinking to death sounds fun.
And bitter troll, does your bitter moon base have Heineken and Blue Moon?
bitter troll will pillage earth of all tastey beers
useing our “finger quite” lazer
makeing moon into a “death star”
Excellent. I will defect to bitter troll’s bitter moon base. You will need to create a bitter mermaid habitat though.
we import fish and water and stuff, no problems
Sweet. And cake?
but cake is lie!
bitter troll provide pie
sweet sweet pie
charro want cake!
On the moon base? I’ll be in charge of Moon Unit Zappa, thanks.
the bitter moon base will have strippers,and blackjack
I love strippers too!
bitter troll will take mermaid friend to see strippers then-nods-
Yay strippers and beer! bitter troll is the best tyrant ever.
Strippers and beer?
Can I be opressed too?
See, the leaders of this country have it all wrong. Provide free beer and strippers, and nobody will complain!
Coincidentally, the Heaven of my God (The Flying Spaghetti Monster) has beer volcano’s and stripper factories. Conversion anyone?
RAmen
There we go. Dear conservatives: our version of socialism will include beer and strippers for everyone. Now, who wants some socialism?
Ivan, every time you tell someone they’re going to hell it gets exponentially harder to get into heaven, correct?
Count me in.
He will sakeee or something you to death, but beer.. don’t think so.
+100 points.
I’m in! I’ll let you be dictator if I can have a lawn as big as Tejas..
bitter troll will be el presidenta of moon!
I vote for bitter troll!
He has ridden the mighty moon worm
I can just imagine him walking into a room and saying “FIRST!!”
What’s Obama doing with all those Korean guys? and where did he get those sunglasses? Kmart?
Seriously. You’re just a jackass. WTF?
I thought the same thing but decided to keep my keyboard shut.
Now I’ll add.
WTF? Doosh.
be nice, him old, cant see. cant tell the difference between obama man and little asian woman in pic
Being old is no excuse for being a doosh.
very true…bitter troll just assumed him stoopid
Stupid is as stupid does.
mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates…
…mama said alot of stupid stuff…we had her commited
Life is like a box of chocolates. I can take both from you with ease.
I love chocolate!
Oops. Tried to take the chocolates, took your life instead. Here, you can have that back. My bad.
life is like a box of chocolates…
some people may get them but really wind up just
very alone and crying
Can you cover it with chocolate before you give it back?
No. If it’s covered in chocolate, you’re not getting it back.
Eh.. You keep it then.
*munches on charro’s chocolate covered life*
nom nom nom nom
Without that chocolate, it’s not much to look at. Or eat.
If that’s true, than Oldfart does stupid very well.
Not near as well as Ivan
Well met! This battle of wits is over!
bitter troll did stupid once, but she was blonde and really hot. so bitter troll forgave her for being stupid
I prefer to keep the stupid chicks’ mouths busy so they don’t say stupid stuff.
how do you keep their mouths busy while you’re making them iron your shirt? Unless you meant….
cleary she is also pre-chewing bitter troll’s food. no reason bitter troll should have to work to swallow
“Well met! This battle of wits is over!”
`
Ooh, good comeback! / Groundskeeper Willie
tessie!-grabs hugs snuggles falls asleep against- zzzzzz
Ah! The equivalent of “I know you are but what am I?” You are truly challenging me! /snerk
The 3rd grade called- you’re missing from the playground!
The beauty of the Internet. I don’t have to stay quiet. And he’s about as funny as a Pauly Shore movie.
bio-dome ruled!
whooooooo bio-dome!
I’m very bitter about Bio-dome.
I was traumatized.
bitter troll very bitter that billy baldwin…or stephen…or what ever baldwin..no one cares which…was robbed of a oscar for his galliant work in the motion picture epic BIO-DONE
They look very well, It`s really nice to see them smiling, I think that a smile can chage may bad thigs.
what not see, off the screen they are watching dogs eat a kitten
Smile away the genocide!
-sticks fingers in bitter ears -
i dont see no genocide
lalalalalalalalala
not happening
nope
not there
dont see nothing cause have bitter eyes closed
Eyes closed is good. Is the only way to keep them virgin eyes.
Hey! I told him to give those back!
-hides the puppy dog eyes-
wha? bitter troll do nothing wrong!
No more sodomy for you, bitter troll.
-cries-
What about me? When is it dirty troll’s turn?
-hands dirty troll irish spring-
Smells like bitter beer.
Where are my eyes? You still have those. Driving is really difficult without them. Those are NOT virgin eyes, btw. Not that anyone asked.
Well, I made my Witch’s Brew.. So I guess you can have them back.
*hands Eric soggy eyeballs*
…hey, I can see better now…that’s unexpected.
It was a Witch’s Brew.
They won’t stay in very well, though. Hey, bitter troll, can I borrow your hot glue gun?
sure! bitter troll is helpful..and bitter
OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!!!
Oh shit. My tears are dissolving the hot glue. That’s counterproductive.
not anymore- light a smoke and snuggles with the eyes-
Oh. Well, maybe blind won’t be so bad after all. *shudder*
Those were decoy eyes Eric. I swapped them when bitter troll wasn’t looking.
The squishy eye look is really creepy for me. But I’ve got 20/15 vision, that’s amazing!
(Just do a mental image of that and see if you don’t shudder)
No no- thats your IQ– 15 or 20.
For an “old fart” you argue like a 7 year old. Hell my 8 year old son can pull out better zingers than that.
Zing!
Hey, some people are into that kind of thing.
she distracted me with something shiny
It was a stripper.
a HOT stripper
*is also distracted*
shiny strippers =win
Who’s the shiny stripper? I don’t like fake boobies. Are they real boobies?
that depends, she was once a man
Whoops. Wrong stripper.. Sorry Eric.
wha? look at that addams apple bouce!
-watches others run away- wha?
dude’s gotta make a living some how
Yeah. You can have my eyes back now. I don’t want ‘em no more.
-enjoys stripper by himself-
told them you was once man and they believed the bitter troll…everyone knows bitter troll fibber..here have a dollar
*tucks Eric’s eyes away again*
*remonstrates bitter troll*
Now I’m going to abort your bitter spawn to make baby-ritas. You should behave yourself bitter troll.
that`s interesting
That is one scary picture! These dudes have their finger on the nuclear trigger, and they all look completely crazy.
You’d have to be crazy to have your finger on the nuclear trigger to begin with.
What makes this lol funny is that the caption really does look like what the two Barney Fife guys are saying:
“Haw, did you hear what he said?” *gulp*
“Yeah, that’s a GOOD one, Boss!” *pulls collar away from neck nervously*
the are already dead and stuffed.