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Achmed the Dead Terrorist’s cousin?
Now with 100% more link provided!
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO I am Lindsay Lohan!
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Finally a funny caption that isn’t a political bashing!!! Congratulations Stonecrow! You DID IT!
This one was actually funny. I think I even Epic Winned it on the voting page, which is RARE these days.
Terrific LOL!!! I can only imagine someone coming around a corner not knowing what was happening as the “terrorist” poked out of the scanner…
Depends who’s suitcase it was…
If it was a rich white guy in a business suit the airline would probably just charge him for the extra carry-on, tack on a fee for live cargo, and let him be on his way with his little terrorist.
I show up in sandals, a pink floyd shirt, hemp necklaces, stoned off my ass and they feel the need to search my laptop bag twice….sheesh.
PROFILING I say! Of course they didn’t find anything, we smoked it all in the car on the way to the airport!
“… that was profiling. they were pulling over every car driving down that sidewalk…”
Hahahah exactly!
My God! A terrorist!!! quick, let’s quarantine him, he may be infected with swine flu!!!
I say turn on the machine.
I say rage against the machine.
bitter troll says use the machine to make slushies…if its a slushie machine
all this because i had a lighter in my case go figure
It wasn’t the lighter as much as the bong and 42 ounces of high-quality Kona-north slope-super-trip weed in the suitcase that got their attention
Hands MG a bag of cheetos, a travel mug full of ice water, and a lighter….
We have serious work to do.
*Turns on Dark Side Of The Moon, hangs up fluorescent 3-d posters, turns on blacklights, grabs beanbags, cheetos, tostitos, potato chips and French Onion Dip, fills cooler with ice, Sam Adams*
Let’s get to work!!!!
You rock! Can I join in?
I’d like to stop by but I already dropped some acid and ate some E. Can I just hang out?
If you did all that, you’re probably already there and you haven’t left your living room yet.
Ahhh candyflipping. The breakfast of champions.
no no lucky charms-nods-
Mermaids prefer candyflipping.
What’s candyflipping?
When you eat ecstasy and acid at the same time.
Yikes.
It’s quite the experience.
I’m sure. Sounds kinda frightening.
You have to have the right environment. I recommend charro’s presence.
Would I also take sex-tasy at the same time, Charro?
Hahahah, this is funny! The picture is funny, AND the caption is funny!
“I keel you!”
um………. a, uh c, um flem
I say…..soon to be a “classic” LOL
WIN!!!!
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC! but i need some people who will headdesk with me on this one. (this might also be a double post since my earlier one is awaiting moderation because i swore)
a friend posted this on her facebook: Who is Bill Bennet and how can he call the President of the USA stupid on national tv and get away with it?
one of the replies is: “Touch not my anointed,” says the Lord. I pray God will exact revenge against Bill Bennet according to His Word.
WHAT THE FCUK!?!?!? this is that obama worship that we always halfway joke about… but in a really obvious and blatant and horrific manner. obama is anointed and someone calling him stupid should bring down the wrath of god upon him?? it’s too early for this level of sycophancy and idiocy.
*headdesk*
i wanted to respond… i really did. but all i could come up with was “you’re really fecking stupid, aren’t you?” so i decided to leave well enough alone.
Yeah, I would probably just look at them with the “Are you fcuking serious look” and walk away shaking my head…
*headdesks with you*
Are you positive they weren’t being sarcastic? *hopes desperately*
i really don’t think so…
ok… it might be a joke.
someone else commented: Are you serious? G.W. Bush was called stupid everyday on national television! I don’t recall a president in my life time that wasn’t called stupid by someone at some point during his run as President. I think people are being overly sensitive. This is not new …..some one hates a prez at one time or another.
and this is what the worshiper wrote back: I don’t remember any news or TV personality calling President Bush stupid…
maybe, JUST MAYBE, this is bad sarcasm.
Oh, but you’re doing it brilliantly!
it gets better my dear…. oh it gets better.
dummy: answer the question. Did the word “stupid” come out of anyone’s mouth– CNN. ABC, NBC, CBS. BET, FOX, etc. to describe Bush’s intellect?
me: seeing as how i’m at work and i wouldn’t be able to change your mind anyway… i’m not going to take the time to sift through the thousands of websites calling bush stupid to try to find a clip or transcription.
you and i both know he was called stupid, dumb and any other number of derogatory terms over the 8 years he was in office. fighting about it is asinine. because, remember kids… fighting on the internet is like winning a gold medal in the special olympics. in the end, you’re still retarded.
dummy: I don’t know that anyone affiiliated with any news shows ever called Bush stupid. Maybe you do. Also, Obama is considered God’s anointed only if you believe God’s prophets. Some agree that Obama was chosen for this time and in one Word from God by a respected prophet (Kim Clement), God called Him “My man…” to indicate his divine selection. But again– only those who believe can believe.
yep, you read that right… obama was chosen. i fear for the future of human kind.
Oh dear Lord… *weeps for humanity*
that’s what i’ve been feeling for the last hour since i read that. the worst part, i think this person bred.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
and this is obviously one of the smarter ones… they figured out how to “work the internets”. imagine what the dumber ones are like!? scary, huh??
Shortright, any chance you can convince Dummy that the same “evidence” they’re relying on to believe he was “chosen” actually means he’s the Antichrist?
I just want to see if you can convince them….
diss, i probably could. but i don’t know if i want to spend that much time talking to someone that stupid. it might rub off on me… or she just might start preaching at me about god’s will and random people who are supposedly prophets.
i would LOVE it if facebook were like a forum where everyone could comment on this status. i can see you and jane and froo having a fun time with dummy.
i know i am (in a totally sick and masochistic way).
The douchebaggery is strong with this one.
And I would like to repeat, on behalf of all liberals, that “dummy” does not represent us on the whole.
(I said “on the hole.” Huh huh.)
*repeated headdesk*
*cries quietly*
*wonders if we can have an intelligence test for voting….*
psssst, there’s more. it was explained to me that obama really is god’s chosen one… i’m not joking. at all.
I have a link from Newsbusters in my name where Olbermann agreed with John Kerry that Bush and his team were stupid, and went on to say that “They’re so stupid they dont’ even know when they’re being called stupid!”
Now, it’s not CNN, but it is MSNBC, which is pretty close. You might want to shoot that link to your “friend”
And then follow up with this lovely groundbreaking story on how water is wet!
wait a minute jane… water is wet!? holy crap, i never knew!
and froo, i will be using that link. dumb people must be destroyed.
…and Obama is an elitist!!
/troll
so froo, how many times did you *headdesk* reading this exchange? participating in it, i’m surprised my desk is still here at all…
I think that I have a concussion now………..BOWLING SHOES!!!!!
oooh, now i wanna go bowling!
my head hurts… i posted that link.
this is the reply: Thanks for researching and finding that article. I read the whole thing. Notice Olbermann was careful not to call the president stupid, but rather his team. The reference to the president being called stupid was always to Kerry. See a smart newsman knows where to draw the line. Read the article again.
it’ll never end. i quit. talking to stupid is making my head hurt.
Gah! You can’t win when you argue with crazy!
Somehow, I knew they were going to say that. This is the sad part: I’ve dealt with enough loonies on the right who said that Bush was sent by God to be able to tell you exactly why this person is arguing the way they’re arguing, and what they will say next. I guarantee you I can give you the Bible verse they are using for their information, and more than likely the next thing said will be something along the lines of “Any leader we have is the leader that God has decided is best for us, and we should support that leader in everything, otherwise God will be angry”. Or something like that.
*headdeskheaddeskheadd—-*
I think I broke my desk.
froo – loonies, whether right or left, are fecking nuts and should be put out of my misery. especially ones who honestly believe that presidents are ordained by god to be our leaders.
diss – i feel your pain. my desk does too.
Jane, it’s true. I cite Darko V. Frank the Rabbit, case 1620034.
Idiocracy….
Please kill me before the world turns into an unintelligent shit soup of ignorance, cruelty, and zealotry.
Unfriend that person, FAST, before the stupid spreads!
oh i’m not friended with anyone that stupid. this is a friend of a friend. i tried ignoring the idiotic comments because i was having a discussion with my friend regarding free speech and race relations when numb nuts here started talking about obama being anointed. i really did try to ignore it. i did. i failed miserably though.
Your friend has poor taste.
you’re telling me… :-/
Oh that god I was afraid I’d get viru… Hey what’s that over there?
WHUT?
There really ARE people who think like that? I always though the right made it up as a way to make fun of liberals, which is perfectly reasonable… But for someone to actually think that insulting Obama would bring down the wrath of God?
*fails to comprehend facebook logic*
*snaps*
*mutters to self and stares blankly at shortright’s ample bosoms*
i had hoped we made it up too… there was no way to misinterpret this though. straight up obama worship. i fear for the sake of humanity.
I’ve…I’ve seen it too. On Facebook as well. One FB friend was bitching about Obama showing up Stan Musial at the All-Star Game here, and someone else went off on him for insulting such a great human being. This argument went on for a while. This is what happens when you friend request everyone from your high school.
Why aren’t you in our group Eric? The PK Irregulars.
yeah, no kidding! eric must not like us enough to be our facebook friends.
It’s broken. Have you noticed that?
I just checked, and you are correct. But I don’t know what would fix it. Yes, I confess to lurking, trying to decide whether to join…
I am shocked and appalled!
*kicks dirt and hunches shoulders*
Aww.. It’s ok VG. Here, have some cake. Which is not a lie.
Thanks! I’ll make you some tea. Whatever type of tea you would like!
Can I have some milk? I like milk with my cake.
I don’t have any, since I don’t drink it….but wait! I just got some fresh from that Microsoft cow!
*offers moo-juice*
Mmmmmmmooooooooo juice.
I dunno…can we just redo the group?
diss – i was thinking of restarting the group anyway. it’s been broken since kuro dropped out as admin. i even tried to become an admin and it still told me it was broken.
Go for it!
i just did it. i invited all the PKers i was friends with to join the new group. but i don’t have info on the new people like eric or VG.
I’m in there now. And I’ve posted. BTW, my facebook pic? That’s me from high school. I don’t look like that anymore.
Eric…it must have been tough going through high school as an….outline with no features. Are you a ghost?
I fixed that. You should be able to see me now.
Oh, yeah, it’s working now!
dude… nice 70s pseudo-david cassidy hair.
At least back then I had more hair. I really really miss it.
i could loan you my old 3′ long ponytail and a bit of superglue. it was bleached blonde though so i don’t think it’ll match too well…
Probably not, no. That would probably be hard to explain to people. Speaking of hard to explain, now I’m gonna have to explain to my wife why I’m friending a bunch of unknown women on the Facebook. :-X
Lol…well, make sure you friend Tyler, too, so she knows it’s not just women!
Oh, and let me know if you play Mafia Wars or Street Racing, I need more team members on both…
eric, a badly matched blonde “weave” isn’t too hard to explain. just throw on a bandana and say you’re going for the bret michaels look. people will consider you a gigantic STD riddled douche-bag, but they won’t ask about the hair!
I’m signed up for Mafia Wars, but I play more Mob Wars. Feel free to ask me to join your mafia. Yeah, I should friend Tyler too.
I dunno. Hadn’t really thought about it. I thought this was where all the action was.
The action is really in our Status Update comments.
Just joined the group, btw.
That’s weird, it keeps telling me that it’s unavailable.
It was briefly available, now it’s not.
You’ve taken the group back off the market, just through the strength of your personality!
That is bizarre.
Yeah, it was available for a second, and I saw everyone’s pictures, even thought I don’t know who the hell any of you are IRL LOL. But as soon as I clicked join, it said I joined and then was unavailable. The only person I recognized is Tyler and that’s because he used the same pic.
Maybe it was sarcasm? Sarcasm taken to an extremely idiotic level? I mean seriously, when you think of stupid enough to worship another person you tend to think they are too stupid to know to capitalize “His”, “God” and “Lord”. I think we have a fake worshipper among us? Or maybe they really do believe.
Also, good morning, shortright.
good morning, lefty!
and i’d love to believe it was sarcasm. but i don’t think so… hold me, i’m scared.
I remember after the whole Bush/Gore Florida fiasco, I had someone come up to me and say “It has been ordained by God that George W. Bush run this country”. I nearly threw-up on her shoes.
Why’d you hold it down?
no kidding. i wouldn’t have only puked on her shoes… i probably would have done my best to make sure it ran down her socks in between her toes. and we all know that i’m not an al gore fan.
Had to… I was actually at a funeral and thought it might be inappropriate to hurl on someone… In retrospect, it might have been a great opportunity to use the “I was overcome with grief, sorry about your shoes”-excuse…
MG, I don’t think you ever had a better chance.
Ah… Hindsight.
Why were they talking about GWB being God’s chosen one at a funeral?
think obama is messiah fail AND practicing a loving religion fail
*headdesk*
You know, I think I’d also be a little concerned about the friend who wonders how you can call the President of the United States “stupid” on national tv “and get away with it.” You might introduce her to the concept of freedom of speech.
my comment back to her: it’s that silly first amendment… free speech and all. he could call obama a fecking assh0le and he’d be just fine… the FCC probably wouldn’t be too happy, but he’s sure as hell allowed to say it.
(language edited so PK doesn’t eat this)
Well this can’t be true. Everyone knows that Obama supporters are atheists on a railway trip to hell.
On a more serious note, this example is why I dislike most people and should never work with the public (despite that fact that two of my jobs do).
Yay! Trains!!
I have to ride facing forward or I’ll get sick!
George Carlin is our conductor, so it’s not all bad.
i’m not an obama supporter but i love george carlin… can i come play on your train?
I think you were already on the slowbus, so if you want to jump aboard come on ahead!
ooh i didn’t know that my pass for the slowbus to hell also got me onto the train! it’s like a eurorail pass, sweet!
“I’m Thomas the Tank Engine. George Carlin is the conductor. Sit in your seats and shut the fvck up before I derail this bitch. Let me know if you see Ringo Starr or Alec Baldwin because I’m flattening those ass lickers. Sir Topham Hatt owns the railway, so make sure to thank him for the $15 drinks.”
Denis Leary will be there too, right?
The perception from this side of the ocean is that Americans in fact do worship Obama. I get asked about that all the time and have to answer, “Well, he is my president, but I don’t think I worship him.” From my viewpoint, I blame it on the news that gets reported, which causes a skewed perception on American politics.
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And two of the funniest things I’ve seen are, a car with a license plate that read OBMA-08 (we only get 6 characters on our plates) and another with a Kennedy/Johnson bumper sticker. I had to do a double take on both.. now tell me, why would someone have either?
Where would one even obtain a Kennedy/Johnson sticker?
Zazzle.
Lol…naturally.
Yup.
It’s okay- he answered the three questions. ” Has your bag been out of your sight? Did you pack it yourself? Has anyone you don’t know given you something?”. No problem! Just check his shoes first and make sure there’s no fluid bottles with him.
Terrorists Win.
Soooo, really. Wtf is going on here? O.o
This is good. It’s actually really funny & not preachy. Love it!
Better Caption:
TSA at its best!!!
or
Sir you have to take the shoes off before you put them on the belt.
how did he survive the X-rays?
forget that question.
this picture is halarious!