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Okay. I’ll admit that’s kinda funny.
Meh.
Hence the “kinda”, diss. “Kinda.”
dont get
…. Are you serious? Can you see pictures?
what pictures?
I can smell colors!
taste the rainbow!
Skittles is a LIE, man! I tasted the rainbow! It tastes like old cabbage, not sugary fruit flavors!!!!!!!
no no that the lamebow, side note, dont try to taste the rambo….he will whoop ya
I can hear aura’s!
Cocaine’s a helluva drug.
Sounds more like acid to me…
If it were acid Id be saying “I have a horrible headache!”
But, acid CURES headaches.
and makes colors more flavorful!
And aura’s more pleasing to the ears..
Not for me… just makes the headache seem like each synapses in my brain has a musical instrument. Musical instruments that spew forth a plethora of colorful sensations. Bursts of horribly flavored sound that ripples like a waterfall of pain bursting from ears.
The snozberries taste like snozberries.
varuka salt less salty then expected…well hello chris hason…have a seat? ok….
Well, here have some heroin to shoot into your eyeball Max.
Veruca Salt? I thought they kept talking about a seether or some shit. And some volcano girls or something.
Can’t fight the seether?
gosh mister silverhammer. you use your mouth purtier than a $20 whore!
I can SEE the music!
*waves hand slowly in air while gazing at it*
Oh Shi-!
Whats this, a new lol site?
At least it’s a black ass this time…
And what would your implication be? Because if you didn’t have your head so far up your ass, you’d know that his mother was white. So I guess in your little fu(ked up slice of the planet a drop of black blood makes him ALL black, right? He should only look at black women, and not taint the flower of your white womenfolk with his dirty, darky gaze? Go peddle your racist shit elsewhere. I hear Rush LOVES guys like you. Go bug him for awhile.
Did it occur to you Ivan that “Al” might not be white? Racism goes both ways.
did it occur to both of you that Al was referring to an old lol that involved Obama checking out a white girl’s ass ?
Yes, it occurred to me, hence the rant.
Yet Obama proved this week what a racist he is. No apologies. The Race card has now expired.
A fine booty is a fine booty is a fine booty regardless of race. Fine booty does not see colors…well maybe brown, with one eye…
i heard Fine Booty is color blind also, possibly due to crappy vision.
This is why we aren’t getting over racism in the US. Plan and simple. Comments like that.
I agree with you completely on that.
What’s funny, of course, is that the other lols have everyone *but* Obama staring at some girl.
FOF.
pics of obama at a game…wow
he not even looking at that girls beehind
LOOK HE”S POINTING AT SOMETHING!!
OH MY GAWD, becky…look at her butt
she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.
Give me a thick souled sista!
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her!
Shake it, but don’t break it. Took your momma nine months to make it…
DWN win!
Suck up. It’s actually a Bitter Troll win.
*still hurt and upset at his messiah, DWN for desertion*
I WAS A GOOD TORTURE MINION! *sobs*
Which is why I expect you to have that dungeon in good repair and continue the good work in my absence.
ObamaPalooza! Can this site get any more disgustingly in love with the Kenyan Warlord?
Touretts, are you smoking crack?
I don’t exactly see how this means they’re “in love with” him…It’s not exactly complementary. Is it just because he’s made another appearance on the site? If so, deal with it…He’s the president of the United States. Of course he’s going to appear on Pundit Kitchen.
no one complained to many pics of bush for 8 years
perhaps its the lack of lol’s makeing fun OF obama instead of laughing with him.
i can hear the laughter from here i can
BALLSACK!!!
no thanks bitter troll has two of his own
thought you didn’t have hooman parts?
me got a large batch of hooman parts in bucket , under the kids bed
We make stew later.
I’ll bring the Soylent Pastries.
Can you make them blue?
Soylent… Blue?
Mmm…lady fingers!
Two ballsacks? Do you have two penises too?
He sure does. *giggle*
shhhh dont tell all of bitter trolls secrets
Oh sorry.. Do you have that ketamine yet? That’ll shut me up.
-has big sack of ketamine- here is, had to club mexicans to get it
Yay for clubbing Mexicans! That’s right up there with clubbing baby seals.
*injects ketamine into thigh muscle*
Oh yeah…
baby seals should not go clubbing, they are far to young.
They get fake ids from the Mexicans.
sure blame the mexicans
i thought we blamed bush for everything. miss the good old days of blameing ronald regan
Haven’t you heard? Ronald Reagan was THE greatest American to ever live and the 80’s were the most amazing time in the USA’s history.
Funny, I remember the 80’s sucking balls.
Or not sucking enough balls, depending on your perspective.
Please spare us from your previous employment choices.
no no no Mr T was the greatest american in the 80’s
You mean when Eric was employed sucking balls?
Touretts, let me know when you have something worthwhile to contribute, dick sniffer.
*defends Eric’s honour*
Careful what you ask for..
Bitter Troll: 2 Ball Sacks? Really? Are they separate?
Bitter Troll 2: Ball Sacks
HE’S BACK, WITH TWICE THE SACK
In theaters August 2009
NOBODY teabags like BT. NOBODY.
-slurp smack moan suckle- wha? i was busy eating corn on the cob
He’s got the bags
if you’ve got the tea
BT’s going to give it
watch him bend at the knees
If he’s a kenyan warlord, he’s the only one with an american birth certificate that you can look at online. (linky)
I wish I were a Kenyan Warlord. Sounds so much more impressive than “I work in a call center”.
bitter troll is comcast call center warlord
Smite my landlord, would you?
smites with a salmon
*tents fingers*
Excellent.
it was fresh live salmon too
Even better.
“I didn’t even eat the salmon mousse!”
“You didn’t use canned salmon?!”
Images
by Tyrone Green
Dark and lonely on a summer’s night.
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L my land lord!
Eddie Murphy in the convict poetry sketch on SNL.
Not everything from the 80’s sucked Eric!
Beautiful…brings a tear
I could make a fake Russian birth cert for me and put it online too. Might be able to hack their records system to back up my claim. That doesnt mean I was actually born in Russia. I have yet to see an Obama birth cert that wasnt printed out after 2003. Where is the original? Where is his birth cert that they would have had to have to get a passport to come back into the states after he lived in indonesia for most of his childhood. Indonesia BTW does not allow dual citizenship which means he would have to give up his Kenyan or American citizenship to live there for that long. But yeah… Go ahead and call Obamas grandmother a dirty liar since she said she witnessed his birth in Kenya.
*checks behind touretts’s back*
Nobody’s got a gun forcing you to be here. So, you’re free to leave.
It takes balls to marry a woman who possesses The Look.
It takes brains to keep said balls when she uses it on you.
She got “THE LOOK!”
He so busted.
If someone meant for this to be funny… Well, it should be on failblog. Because the joke fails. That is, if it was even meant to be a joke. There really is nothing funny in these pictures, its just a boring old trip to the ball game.
Damn alway… it’s like a picture story… the whole good time comes crashing down with wife… step back and take a look at the big picture…
I so want to add an ’s’ your name.
I think a bitch slap would work better than a ’s’.
good call eddie
Yeah, good old Ed. But FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAY OFF OF HIS LAWN!
okok bitter troll gets now.
he happy, butt in face, slapping hands and smiles, drinking beer, wife show up, no more smiles
its like HEY i see you haveing fun wif out me
as any wife , now i pissy. stop smileing and drinking beer with butt in face
obama ” yes ma’am…sorry…”
My mother has The Look. She could get me to confess to things I hadn’t even thought of doing.
My son has The Look. My daughter has The Look.
It fresking skipped a generation.
Which reminds me of when I was younger, my friends and I had a pretty good time with a bit ‘o weed. When I got home my mom accused me of being drunk (she had no sense of smell so she couldn’t catch a whiff). I looked her in the eye and said, “No, we were smoking pot!” After laughing that one off, she grounded me for a week because she knew I was drunk.
I don’t recall the look working on me, ever… I give a look back and ask what the staring problem is.
“Can I help you?”
“No I’m just looking.”
This looks like it’s imported from an inferior lol site. Thanks to the recent lack of funny, we have our own stupid lols without shipping them in from other sites.
Yeah, it’s worse than the crap imports we get from China.. There’s plenty of home grown lols to keep the supply going, why do we need this cheap imported stuff?!?!
Easy Eddie, the last thing we want is to spark an outsourcing debate under a lol this bad.
Oh hell, you’re right!
how dare you disagree with my personal opinion
you son of a motherless goat
Wait, what? When did I disagree with you, you smeller of roses that poses as a troll!
just doing me troll duty
-wiggles and dances his lil troll dance-
One of the many evils of outsourcing.
It was the look on HIS face at the end that says it all. Not hard to tell what he’s thinking is it?
He’s pretty clearly NOT looking at her butt… so I think this doesn’t really work.
I think you clearly missed the point..
Here’s Barry
Barry’s having fun
Barry sees his wife on the big screen
Barry’s wife looks pissed
No more fun for Barry
poor barry
I think a description of said “Comixed” lols would help better here. People seem to be taking this too literally.
He’s got butt plastered onto his chest – I don’t think he needs to look at it. Totally guilt free – he can’t help it if a random cheerleader bumps into him!
A C-street trap the young lady or hooker should be a shame
This brought an Eh to me… Then I examined it again before I actually smiled.
‘Tis rather mediocre. I think the Super Saiyan Biden made me smile more…
Oh.. and
HI DWN!
Good Evening, Your Cruelty.
What sparked your return….. sparky?
I phase in and out. Nothing special as I will be just as gone in the next hour or so as I have been for days.
Hi DWN! *waves*
Heya babe. *waves*
I drove past I80 yesterday and thought of you.
Sounds like the most boring thought you had on the road though I can always hope I as entertaining.
Well, if I’d known where you are, I would have visited. Like I would have visited Eric if I knew where he is.
It’s been a shitty week so I doubt I would have been much fun.
Oh noes! What’s wrong?
Eh, I won’t get into it here but pretty much a month worth of shit in a ten day period.
Sad.
I could have done without the bulk of it happening today on Mikey’s birthday. But yea, I’m out. *vanishes*
Eh. You don’t want to visit me. I’m not even mildly interesting.
I’m mildly interested in finding that out for myself.
I appreciate that, but the missus isn’t particularly fond of me meeting girls off the internet, even with purely platonic intents. I’m sure you understand.
Well, I would have had my husband with me. How does she feel about foursomes?
I mean, married women with platonic interests stopping by with their husbands?
I dunno about foursomes, but she might be interested in meeting you. Without me around that is. She’s too jealous for me to be around. *shrug*
Oh wait, you said PLATONIC. Heh.
Yeah.. Not plutonic.
I-80? I could send one of my doughnut minions to shower you with pastries…. pastries of Eeeevil! MWUAHAHAHAHA
-perks up- pastries? send more bear claws
I love pastries!
Oh, pastries.. I thought you said pasties!
mmmm pasteis…meat, potatoes, bread, more potatoes
*jiggles for Ed*
-jealous-
Well, to be fair bitter, you did sodomize and impregnate me..
-plants a flag in charros foot-
I’m a mermaid.
Then how exactly did he sodomize and impregnate you?
leapherchan magic!
What he said.
“Then how exactly did he sodomize and impregnate you?”
`
Unless my understanding of biology is significantly worse than I think it is, it’s not possible to impregnate anyone via sodomy. Charro’s being a mermaid, however, might make a difference.
Well, it was two separate events. But yes, being a mermaid had something to do with hit.
Exactly what are you waving at us, DWN?
If you have to ask I don’t think you could handle the answer.
The obvious answer would be The Mighty Wang [tm], but I’m thinking that wouldn’t really be flexible enough to wave, at least not with the likes of us around (smirks).
It can wave in big sweeping motions from the base but somebody might get bruised.
I was thinking to be traditional and just wave my hand like a normal guy. I’m much too bitterly pissed off to wave much of anything else lately.
It’s okay, I’ll wave my genitalia in your place.
Don’t worry, DWN, we gotcha covered. How’s Mikey?
Well he didn’t have a concussion and is enjoying his presents.
*hugs* Sorry buddy!
Thanks love. *huggle squeeze*
Oh and I forgot to respond about super saiyan Biden…
*clear throat*
IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Now for a true story with Grimmiekins.
A few years back i was living in Detroit, we went to the Motor City Auto Show. Im not a car guy myself, but was thrilled to see Kenny Baker ( the midget in the R2-D2 robot) was there, signing autographs.
I decide to pay for two, one for me and one for a pal who was looking at some car, but a big star wars fan none the less. I talk to him and he seems very nice…seems…it was one for 10 and two for 15. So i buy up two and give Mr Baker a 20, he signs them and gives them over in a lil bag, telling me the change is in the bag. Once i open it to get the 5 and buy a beer, i discover it was NOT there. Kenny baker LIED to me and stole 5 dollars. Some might think it could of been a oversight or i could of dropped it and not noticed. But lets face it, its ME , clearly Kenny Baker lied to me and stole my money.
^ Funnier than the comixed lol
he’s trying to catch up to Mr. Lucas himself. Sometimes this takes cutting corners. Just ask Mr. Lucas about the “clone wars”
These are not the dollars you’re looking for.
Wasn’t that 5 dollars worth the awesome story?
It would be in my book!
I didn’t find this funny at all.
And the long picture stream annoys me.
especially when you try and look at it on a blackberry..
I prefer blueberries/
yeah, me too.. easier to chew.
And they are blue.
Mmmmmmmm blue
Blue is my favourite flavour. Ampersand is my favourite colour. And dolphin is my favourite letter.
.. with Old Bay
*snort*
for a letter dolphin tastes mighty good on white bread with mayo
My mom says dolphin tastes like people.
no dolphin taste more like chicken then people, people taste more like dolphin then chicken, chicken taste more lik people then dolphin
To YOU maybe. My mom also likes dirt.
oh dirt is nummy-hugs charro-
Dolphin IS good with mayo. That’s what Darwin told me right before he died. He said “eat me on white bread with mayo and remember me!!!”
*hugs for bitter troll*
Also, Eric; it worked, you remember him.
Remember who?
What?
I dunno. Something about cake maybe?
Ooh I love cake. Let’s have cake. *nods*
Whoops! No cake, sorry. The cake was a lie.
Old men need to stop buying Blackberries they don’t know how to use.
I swear, I spend about 15 minutes of every 2 hours fixing something he changed “accidentally”.
Riiiight, dad. If by accidental you mean “I did it because I never read the instructions, learned about computers, and wanted to annoy the living f*ck out of you!”
Hmph, I didn’t buy mine, it’s through work, so there! Besides, it’s my job to fix them when younger people than me stuff it up.
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Old man, indeed.. I oughta just kick your ass now on general principles!
*sells tickets*
*buys a ticket*
Ooh! Profit. *buys cake*
-steals cake-
Damnit! I have a nice tasty fat child here for you, bitter one… I’ll trade it for my cake.
-smears cake on the child- there we go
Eh… You keep it.
no no bitter troll will share with you-offers a bite of the kid-
*scrapes off frosting and eats*
Thank you sweetie.
At least it wasn’t another Obama ass kissing caption. What a relief.
Du’oh!
Or the obligatory “Sarah Palin is dumb.” Or, “Sarah Palin is a hick.” Seriously, there’s more creativity on the cat site.
Oh, the humor abounds here, you just have to dig a little deeper for it. The problem is, we have had an influx of tourists who don’t understand that having the same caption as everyone else isn’t funny and annoys the residents.
I love the LOLcats
they taste GREAT
I thought you only ate children..?
well i get a sweet tooth from time to time
You are pretty sweet.
You know something the rest of don’t? Enquiring minds want to know!
He’s my bitter troll. Of course I do.
charro can come visite her bitter troll when ever she wants-nodnod-
Yay!
glad to see our president working hard in the office trying to figure out how to get our country back in order and to the future
ya cause no one deserves a night off. hey what you doing on the interwebs! get back to work!
wait bitter troll just read that again…you want hims get the country back to the future? GREAT SCOTT
Obama is about to invent the flux capacitor.
Damn where’s that kid? Damn! Damn damn!
All he needs is 1.21 Jigawatts!
I can’t wait for the “Mr Fusion” to be mass marketed.
Can we even get plutonium from Libyan terrorists anymore?
You can just pick it up at any corner drug store.
I can’t wait for ZZ Top’s performance.
It’s “Gigawatts”. He just pronounces it with a soft G.
Obviously the answer is in the beer.. at the game, in front of the bbq, or just sitting around bs’ing with the boys. If you have beer, your problems are solved. Just don’t cry in it, it kills the taste.
Hey! My favorite game! Spot the secret service agents!
I could have sworn I saw Steve Urkel in the background of the first picture
I don’t like this. Let’s not do this again.
Agreed.. did you check the site? It’s like PK with a lobotomy.
just think, if those pics where of bush a year ago, repubrikans would be calling him a traitor to your USA country
Well yeah b/c Bush’s wife ain’t a crazy ass beotch!!!
Um, are you sure?
She’s a Librarian, come on, except for Tom Cats, can you find me one crazy ass librarian. Their more likely to be the crazy cat woman.
Crazy comes in many forms, dood. Not all the ‘crazys’ foam at the mouth like Ms Palin. Or Anniee. Just sayin’.
Well, there’s “Pelosi crazy”, “Hillary crazy” or just plain”Big Bad Mama Michelle Obama Crazy”.
And the topper of them all, “Oldfart crazy”.
Because only Democrat women are crazy, right? My eyes are rolling so hard they just popped out of their sockets, thanks.
*picks up Eric’s eyes and tucks away for later use*
Gee — He was just answering Ivan the Troll’s lambast of Republican women. But slamming Republican women is perfectly okay, right?
No. Just you.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. My Witch’s Brew simply calls for “Eyes of Eric”.
Well, I’m already an Obama admirer, but I admire him even more since he has the self discipline to ignore a shapely ass that appears to be almost against his chest.
Yeah, poor Bill Clinton wouldn’t have been able to resist such temptation. Poor Bill.
everyone knew billman was horndog before they voted him in office, why people was angry he face humped fat intern, but really no one was suprised.
I love you BT, and Charro.
You guys have made me nearly choke to death laughing 4 times on this thread.
Seriously, a health hazard.
I lost a half a muffin today because of you guys and Eric.
/sadface.
Let’s just hope it wasn’t a nasal projectile.. muffins out the schnoz are never fun!
Mmmm…blueberry…
Only if you’re willing to pick around the green bits..
It was chocolate chip, silly. Delicious, thanks for asking!
I mourn for your loss of muffin, poor wasted chips
projectile muffins! WMD
at the last picture, OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!! she caught me having fun without her
Ty http://www.comixed.com
Quite possibly the funniest pic I’ve seen on here!
always youre wife.
Last pic: *gulp*
fine to look, bad to touch
Are the cheerleaders at the basketball game underage? That would seem…gross.
We already knew Mena, warrior princess first lady kept Obama’s balls in her purse. What surprise is this??
The surprise is you came up with such a witty, original post all by yourself! We’re so proud of you!
Bravo! *applauds*
( Libs pat each other on back) “Here here!
Now make another “Bush is Dumb LOL”- we have’nt seen one for two whole days!”.
I was gonna make a “Touretts is dumb” LOL but your picture isn’t on here.
*Eric and charro pat each other on the back* HEAR HEAR, Touretts is dumb! LOL!
HMMMMM!!! I would have to say dry whit FAIL!
I think it woulda sounded better with something like this; “We already knew that Michelle ain’t no Hiliary and has tabs on Obama’s #2 Pencil!!!”
Obby gets the Evil-eye
LOL
the first one looks photoshopped to me… the head is weird.
Probably because he knows he is going to be MURDERED by his wife when he gets home if a photo is released of him looking at ANOTHER woman’s ass.
Is this supposed to be funny?
Yeah. It’s a comic strip. Read the posts above.
Lol, at no. 2.
HI 5 OBAMA
Major lol
That was some great editing:)
Great LOL in the true spirit of ICHC. Okay, so he’s the most powerful man in the Free World. He’s also a GUY … at A GAME … sipping a BEER … succumbing to his MALE INSTINCT to check chicks out. Get over it and let the man enjoy himself once in a while.
The only thing that ran through my mind while reading this was Framing Hanley’s cover of Lollipop…
That being said, the only reason that happened was because I was actually listening to the song. Initial shock? Lolz were had, then I went back and was like ” .. . …. . ” –
My favorite part of all of this?
Bitter Troll makes me f*cking crack up. The comments on this thing are so win it’s not even funny.
Oh, because he’s TOTALLY checking out her butt.
Come on, people. He’s not even looking CLOSE to that direction.
The concept is funny. But it would be more believable if his eyes were even remotely pointing in the direction of that woman’s rear end.