I want a puppy
I want a puppy and a pony and a Red Rider BB Gun…
(George W. Bush and Pope John Paul II)
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*dances around* You’ll put your eye out, you’ll put your eye out!
LOL! I remember that movie..
I had never seen it until I met my husband. Now we watch it every year. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over……………..*dies*
Which channel plays it 24 hours straight? TBS? I want to kill whoever came up with that idea. That movie is NOT that good.
Btw, your husband would probably like the line of little Christmas decorations Sears sells. It’s A Christmas Story. Little porcelain versions of all the places in the movie, including special little versions of most of the notable scenes.
It’s TBS. And I want it to die.
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It doesn’t help that my brother in law and sister watch it every year (all freaking day) too……and they own a leg lamp.
Well then they’d probably enjoy the line of Christmas Story decorations and stuff. Which Sears already has out. In fvcking July. Sears. Must. Be. Stopped.
I hate that movie.
Fu(k Sears.
Amen, sister!
I don’t exactly HATE it… but WTF? After hearing about fifty times how it was the bestest, awesomest movie EVAR, I finally watched it, and I was like, meh? That was it? A movie more annoying than my actual life? What’s the big deal?
Oh, and by the way, what I actually DO hate — I hate the mother’s bad 80s hairdo.
I knew I liked all of you guys! I freaking hate that movie too! And my cousins all love it and one of my cousins (whose birthday is December 23) got a leg lamp for his birthday last year and was super freaking excited. Give me Charlie Brown and Rudolph and I’m a happy girl.
christmas story was funny the first few times
problem with it for bitter troll was after the ZILLIONTH time …ya…
And How the Grinch Stole Christmas! That’s my absolute favorite
star wars christmas special!
Bad Santa!
Christmas EVIL
Oooh Bad Santa, yes! The DVD version, for extra Christmas filthiness.
Did you get a bag of sticks too?
I need to get that version… I haven’t seen it in awhile but it’s soooooo funny.
SB, we aren’t discussing the pornographic film named Naughty Santa, right?
Right Tygor. But Bad Santa is pretty hardcore
Christmas Vacation is full of WIN!!!!!!
I agree with MG, Christmas Vacation is FTW during Christmas…. and anytime really. Chevy Chase is a genius.
Scene in X-Mas Vacation when the SWAT invades the home, see where Mr.s Griswolds hand is, on Clark’s junk.
Christmas Vacation is okay, but nothing beats the original Vacation. The other films in the Vacation saga don’t even come close.
oh noes! so. many. wookies…
I totally miss the California Raisins, Claymation Christmans. “Here we come a waffling, a waffling so true!!!!”
For the longest time we had a version that my mom had recorded off the tv, complete with 80’s commercials. I loved that one too.
we still have our sad VHS copy of that with the awesome commercials. for christmas a few years back i bought my mom the DVD of claymation christmas though. so now we can watch it without fear of the tape breaking!
and yes, the california raisins singing rudolph were the best part. although the reggae camels were pretty awesome in we 3 kings.
oooooh or the walruses and penguins! LOL!
this is why i love you folks! so many people have NEVER heard of claymation christmas.
I remember there being a commercial for the 7-up spot and then some wonderful local Alaska commercials imploring us to Come On Down to Santa’s Workshop in North Pole, Alaska.
On Thanksgiving there were always two factions, the group who wanted to watch the Rocky & Bullwinkle marathon or the Twilight Zone marathon. I was a TZ fan all the way.
What about you freaks?
Oh that would be a hard call! I love both of those…
They didn’t show either one when I was growing up, only the Macy’s parade and the Wizard of Oz.
…Although I did like the Fractured Fairy Tales on Rocky.
bitter troll misses mst3k turkey day marathons
True dat, bro. True dat.
Can we also get some hate going for It’s a Wonderful *cough* Codependent Life?
“it’s a craptabulous life” as i call it. my mom insists on watching it every thanksgiving. that’s about the time i go and take a nap in a different room.
It’s better IMO with the alternate ending:
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http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/its-a-wonderful-life-lost-ending/2731/
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which has the added bonus of William Shatner introducing it.
i can’t open that here… but is it the one where potter gets beaten half to death while jimmy stewart stutters about how he’s a mean old bastard? that one always made me laugh.
That’s the one.
Speaking of Teh Shatner, has anyone else seen the clip of him reading Sarah Palin’s farewell address as a beatnik poem?
Shatner is filled with so much awesome that it makes Chuck Norris cries at night.
Charlie Brown FTW! I used to have that special MEMORIZED. Not so much anymore.
“If it’s not too much trouble, just send money. How about 10’s and 20’s?”
You had me at Charlie Brown FTW
I’ve never seen any of the specials, but Charlie Brown is my hero!
Umm FROSTY??!?!? HELLO!! Jane is a Commie for not liking Frosty…
frosty is a communist sypothiser, everyone knows that after the papers leaked in 1982
So THAT’s why it was called the Cold War…
Possibly, but I thought it was b/c it was over Alaska and Siberia….
I like Frosty, don’t get me wrong, but it’s not in my top two favorites.
Communist!!!!
TBS owns the rights to the movie and play it for 24 hours on Christmas Day.
I want a leg lamp like the father gets as his “big prize”.
{http://www.redriderleglamps.com/?gclid=CJvbu7Xg-5sCFQEhDQodskTl_A}
Ask and ye shall receive.
Thanks Eric!!!!!!!!!! Sent link to my wife as a “suggestion” for an aniversary present next month
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Happy to help.
i believe you mean “MAJOR AWARD!” Frah-gee-lay… it must be italian.
At least this one is a bit funnier…
Yes… we all don’t see “Bush are dumb” jokes that often…
But this one is kinda funny, more because of the look on the Pope’s face than anything.
Exactly! I’m sick to death of the “I are a stupid” lols, but this one actually made me laugh because of the pope. Trust me when I say that I’m sick of both.
This one was definately funny..I chuckled
who ever said bush was stupid?
bitter troll demands a cite!
and a puppy!
and a pony!
and a red rider BB gun
and blackjack
and hookers
infact forget the rest and lets just get the hookers
Bitter troll, you’re under arrest for solicitation of prostitution.
Bet you guys didn’t know I was an undercover cop!
OPRESSIONNNN!!!
-Tries to earn back his dirty, shameless librul card-
OPPRESSIONNNN has two P’s in it. Card revoked!!!
Sorry, I don’t really pay attention to multiple letters when I’m lengthening a word. Apologies.
Luckily, misspelling words isn’t a crime. But you still can’t have your shameless lirbrul card.
Down with the po-po, man!!!!
Can I have it back yet, Officer?
as troll embasador, we free from arrest from gammer police
bitter troll as dickomatic imunity
A shot of penicillin should clear that right up!
NO THAT WOULD KILL BITTER TROLL-hids-
Aha, now we know your weakness…
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
but bitter troll only ask for them for trollmas…not talk to herpesladies
Okay, calm down now, Bender. They won’t leave you on the Moon very long.
-throws the poke’mon in a meatgrinder- GOTTA EATUM ALL!
with Old Bay seasoning
Me too, it’s cute!
I have you taught you well, padawan.
Oops! Nesting fail! That was supposed to respond to bitter troll.
I LoLed and scared my co-worker.
Uh oh! Obama’s poll numbers are slipping and he’s about to lose the Health care takeover! Quick- more “Bush is dumb” LOL’s!!!!!
Yes, because that’s REALLY their motivation.
everyone knows liberals really controlled by media
its a big media conspericy
Because nothing will help Obama’s numbers like making fun of Bush on a humor website.
You know, I believe i understand now. Why yes, that last post calling liberals and democrates or anyone whom disagrees with the hard core republican party is really a baby murdering satanic double secret muslim on probation. That person is totally right…and correct. I will change my evil ways , lets all go to church.
“democrates”
Any relation to Socrates?
well he said alot of stuff that sounded smart, then willingly drank posion…
Grimmie! You usurped my bitter troll? Who will I spoon with?
It was sarcasm, Duncan. Or were you saying Eric was right? O.o
Hey – I voted for the guy and I think that this is very funny. Precisely for the Pope’s expression.
I voted against the guy, and I voted against this ‘lol’. Which just goes to show that humor is variable.
bitter troll never votes against anyone
only for peoples.
sadly cthullhu never win
Nice one, BT.
Ill bet Bush could spell Red Ryder properly.
but he cowboy from texas
if he didnt know they lynch him
With hard work and perseverance, anything is possible.
BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS
Yeah but I’m sure he’d spell puppy wrong!!
“Puppeh. Heh heh.”
Hey, where you been?!?!?! Damn lawn is going brown.. you want to do something about that please?
**PISSES on lawn** there watered it for you. You want fetilizer too?
Oh, that’s no good.. not good at all.. off the damn lawn you spoiler of all that is grassy!
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Jane, strict instructioins: If ILPB even looks at the lawn, taser him!
Whoa, dude. No trash-talking my Red rider BB gun. I’ll bust a cap in yo azz, with my cap gun.
the pope goes /facepalm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUSH STUPID HAHAHAHA
oh wait isn’t he out of office?
Just came to see if the pathetic people here are still making fun of Bush. It is almost August of 2009 and yep of course you all are. Liberals are so sad. And I see Obama is still not being made fun of because he is still some superman who does no wrong right?
You’re just bitter ‘cos you lost the election. Loser.
No, he’s not bitter. Have you actually looked at what our new scapegoat is trying to pass? Ok, let’s say that you need a Kidney transplant. Right now in the U.S you have to wait a few months. That may seem like a long time, but then you go up to Canada or over to the U.K, and you have to wait YEARS for that same kidney. A socialized health care overhaul is NOT what we need. Nor do we need to save the big companies in order to fix the economy. Please stop trolling and take some time to actually research the plans being put forth by our current president.
I don’t like the proposed “health care” stuff either, but there’s got to be a better example than kidney transplants — any type of wait for organ transplants is going to be largely based on the availability of matching organs for transplant.
Only thing that came to mind was a organ transplant. But even tests will take longer to get done. we dont need to be spending this much money just to make sure that everyone has health care. you give all of te hospitals that use this health plan a check each month for the uninsured, the deficit is just going to get bigger, putting the U.S in deeper and deeper debt.
‘K, how about cardiac bypass surgery as an example?
Less supply-dependent. In general I think we’re in agreement — the current system is f-ed, the proposed one is f-ed..er.
We’ve had this argument before, Timothy- it was pretty much agreed that, regardless of your political opinions on the cost issue, and what it would do to the healthcare industry, that Canada isn’t a viable comparison to the U.S. on socialized healthcare standard simply because of the population there. We have 300 million, they have 30 million, making it 10x more likely for you to find a specialist for whatever treatment you need. Too early in the morning. Rest of what I’m talking about will have to be posted tomorrow, sorry…
Err…you may want to go take a math course.
Yes the population is 10x greater in the US. So there are roughtly 10x the patients utilizing 10x the doctors. The ability to find a specialist should be reasonably similar, and is primarly dependent on other variables than population.
The ability to find a specialist is not “10x more likely because we have 10x more people.” That just makes no sense whatsoever.
This picture doesen’t even need a caption.
I want your mother
You know how you never see Clark Kent and Superman together? Its the same with the Pope and Santa Claus! I’m just saying.