NO SHIT
NO SHIT
This is the only guy that they sent
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Viking Gal is a smart sexy chick with a hot butt. Every dude on the planet wants her, but they will have to get in line behind me.
I will get in the line, but she will just kick me out again because she can’t have minors in her line.
By the way everybody- my laptop charger isn’t working correctly, I’ll be headed to the store for a new one in a day or two.
Gee, and here I thought it was my milkshake that brought all of the boys…?
No, it’s your electrinetical… energy
VG.
And her bubz. You mustn’t ever forget the bubz.
Tasty, tasty bubz…
are those like bewbs? *twirls hair and smacks gum like a valley girl straight out of clueless*
Smaller version
More than a mouthful is a waste; however, waste not, want not…
Well, you must not be thinking of Viking Gal then. She belongs to the American Association of Ample Mammaries like shortright and me.
*dies in mammary bliss amidst motorboating sounds*
Totally–no bubz here! Breast are great in all shapes and sizes, but I’m a founding member of the AAAM!
*flagellates*
me too! even after getting them cut down to half size they’re larger than most! go team big boobs!
on an aside, i’m working on a race for the cure committee and last night we came up with a new program for our race… “buy a beer for boobs”. we’re working with locally owned bars to get kick back of like $.25 every time someone orders a miller lite on a certain night. we’re making shirts… the back says “save a jug, buy a mug!”. i love my committee.
*SPUTTERS*
You did what??? *breathes… chants mantra*
Ooookay. Regarding the fundraiser:
Where, when, and do I get to see the boobs I’m drinking to save?
sorry DT. had to… they were causing back, neck and shoulder problems. 34DDD should never exist when you wear a size 4 or 6 pants. and it especially shouldn’t exist at 16 freaking years old. they were removed when i was 17.
cleveland, early september and they’re v-neck t-shirts but if you get us enough beers you might get lucky.
*Moment of silence.*
*faints*
*has a sad*
So that’s what it takes to summon DWN. We just gotta talk about boobs more.
OH THE HUMANITY!!!
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That is a huge manatee all right. Well done.
Yeah, I’m only a 34DD and a size 12 and I’d get them reduced if I could. I don’t have the extreme health problems shortright had but they’re not comfortable. And I LOVE LOVE LOVE ’save a jug, buy a mug’ as a slogan!
Why can’t you?
If that’s not too personal a question.
@tos. Great slogan. Are you selling commemorative shirts?
You’re on to something here. You could get the whole town involved!
For your local pharmacy:
Save a bube, buy some lube!
Garden store:
Save a tit, buy some sh!t!
Furniture store:
Save a knocker, buy a rocker!
Butcher:
Save a teat, buy some meat!
Grocery store:
Save a melon, buy a…. melon!
czernobog – jane probably can’t get them reduced because the insurance restrictions are pretty tight. it’s an awfully expensive procedure and unless you have documented back and/or shoulder pain they really won’t do it. not to mention, it’s a rather invasive procedure and they don’t like to do it unless they’ve got to.
i had a year and a half worth of appointments with various doctors and insurance people before they were convinced that mine was a case to take on. and they were super wary because of my age – they’ve been known to grow back and BIGGER, so they wanted to wait until i was done growing. not only are they known to grow back but all sorts of things can go wrong, nerve damage, inability to breast feed, tissue death, etc. due to the *ahem* sensitive nature of the area they aren’t willing to just slice and dice anyone for shits and giggles.
Well, without showing that they cause me health problems my fictional nonexistent medical insurance wouldn’t cover it.
VG – i most definitely will be selling shirts. we’re working on getting them for our committee right now and then i’ll open it up to the public. hell, it’s money to a good cause if we’re able to charge a few bucks over what it costs us to print them.
Sign me up, viking size!
Interesting. I had a teacher in High-school who had a breast reduction, and always just thought of it as just another type of cosmetic surgery.
czernobog – it’s done a decent amount of times by the same surgeons who do implants. and those are people who are paying for a reduction out of pocket… not through insurance for health purposes. as i mentioned, it’s extremely expensive, so not a lot of people go that route. when mine was done i went through the same office as the women who were dealing with mastectomies from cancer or were having reconstructive surgery following mastectomy or lymph node removal, etc. there were a lot of flat and bald women in the office with me. and i had really long hair and huge tits… it was a bit uncomfortable in that i felt so out of place.
My wife talks about having hers reduced someday. I…I just don’t see why she would need to mess with perfection. *sniffles* (Pfft. You girls with your DDs & DDDs. Amateurs. Just kidding.)
Do you hold conventions?
And do you need an intern for any reason? I work for free!!
The AAAM? Great. Organization. Ever.
GreatEST. Organization. Ever. Now I’m all distracted and can’t type.
That’s what happens when you’re typin’ with one hand…
and you got your pink avie back… must be really distracted.
Boobs boobs boobs…
I mean, oh hell, what was the question?
if palin showed more cleavage she might of done better in the poles
I think PK also has an Ittie Bittie Tittie Committee, but I’m not sure which girls are members.
Do they hold conventions?
(Is not a sizeist.)
umm… kay
not me?
FIRST!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!!11!!
Viking girls and wives were in charge of the home, cooking, sewing and weaving. Responsibilities of the Viking wife were looking after the farm animals, making butter and cheese, making sure food lasted through the winter, preparing meals for the family and taking charge of the farm when her husband was out raiding or exploring. A wife from a rich family would have many slaves to help her fulfill her duties.
Sewing and weaving were a major part of a Viking woman’s life, and they spent many hours each day at the loom or spinning wool. Viking women were very talented at weaving linen, tapestries and spinning wool. Food dyes were used to dye linen and wool different colours, and tapestries adorned the walls of longhouses as decorative features.
Viking women wore a long linen dress that was either plain or pleated. They wore a long woolen tunic, a little like an apron over the dress. Over the tunic she might wear a shawl if it was cold. Her legs and feet were covered with thick woolly socks and soft leather shoes.
Girls were married between the ages of 12-16. The girls had no say in the marriage and they were then expected to run a household. A wife could divorce their husband if their husband mistreated them or their children, was lazy or not a good provider or insulted her family. The process of divorce was quite simple and all the wife had to do was call some witnesses and proclaim she was divorced from her husband at the front door and at their bed.
The Viking woman had more rights than any other woman in Europe at the time. Everything a woman brought into a Viking marriage was hers, and did not become the property of her husband’s estate. This included her dowry, which usually included linen and wool, a spinning wheel, a loom and a bed. This may vary, depending on the wealth of the bride’s family.
Husbands trusted their wives and allowed them to be responsible for many important things. The woman of the house wore the keys to all the buildings tied around her waist as a sign of her authority and responsibility.
Women slaves had no legal rights, and if they became pregnant the child was the property of the slave’s owner. If the slave was sold when pregnant, the child became the property of the new owner. Free woman’s children were protected by law and recognized as the property of their mother. Even after divorce the children were entitled to inheritance, and could not be taken off their mother by their father.
One thing that I find particularly noble about the Viking’s way of life is the way that they treated their women. In many cultures, women are not entitled to the same rights and respect as Viking women were given. In most cultures it would be the man’s decision to divorce the wife, but in the Viking’s case this is different. Also, the wife was not regarded as the possession of a man, but almost like an equal other. She was given responsibilities and trust, and the right to divorce her husband if he was not treating her respectfully. The only enforcement that remained on Viking women was that they did not get a choice about whom they married.
*hugs DT*
Anyone for some mead?
The bestest part is where your women are ass-kickers.
*hugs back, accepts mead*
Awwwww, this is so sweet. I think love is in the air…
Hope it’s not the other way around. Embolisms are BAD!
Um-kay….
Air is in the love? Your mind isn’t dirty enough.
I see that my semi-obscure, non-topical South Park reference is lost today. I need to drink more coffee…..
Also, the Vikings were an incredibly honest people when it came to fessing up on who they maimed.
In short, the Vikings are awesome, and we should just time warp to back then because everything would be much awesome-er.
If rather bloody…
*ahem* As someone of Irish descent, I feel disinclined to support this idea (no offense).
Heh. Well spaketh.
And I’m half Viking and half Irish. I always feel like sacking and looting myself and then drinking a lot of Guiness…
Heh. So Viking, I’ve been thinking- what if legends are mostly some common point in our evolutionary history? I.E, the cultures with legends of trolls in Europe are right where Neanderthals evolved too, stuff like that- I was thinking that maybe what made the legend of the dragon so universal was that some kind of asteroid came into the Earth’s atmosphere and maybe hit- because the burnination that would come from an asteroid entering the atmosphere of the Earth would most definitely be the long, dark object and produce the fire needed to develop into “dragons.” What does the archeological community think of things like that? I’m just wondering, totally off-topic too.
the book of kells = massive massive love.
if i had the patience and the money i would get a page from it tattooed on my ribs. however, i don’t think the artist i use currently would be able to pull it off just right. he’s great with lots of stuff but i’ve never been especially fond of his knot work.
My friends and I got into a disagreement over which ancient art we prefer. They claimed (blasphemy!) that ancient Celtic art didn’t appeal to them like Egyptian art did. I said they were a bunch of doodoo heads that didn’t know anything.
i’m siding with you. egyptian art is nice… celtic art is beautiful.
And they were stunned by your brilliant verbal repast…
Verbal riposte. (Repast is food…)
…and repassing food is painful….
You should have a doctor look at that.
I dunno, sounds like someone needs to eat those words…
Clearly, it’s a case of pasta prima facie.
Or squid pro quo …
Habeas porpoise?
Quid Erat Seamonsteratum!
Veni, vidi, saviche.
Et tuna, Brutus?
Carpe diem.
Clearly I had to speak to them on their intellectual level.
But of course! How else can you teach?!
Please fall into a pit filled with poisonous snakes and have spikes driven through your pathetic, trolling arms.
I will then burninate you to death.
FAIL.
The pic is awesome, but the caption is meh.
Seconded. Did it really have to be a poster?
Besides, the type of forces that really are needed in Africa are gigantinormous. You’d pretty much have to change everything. How much can realistically be expected?
No.
No it did not need to be a poster.
Because the idiots who over-use posters are the same idiots who can’t stop txting long enough for something to get their attention unless it’s a LOL in poster format with caps. They ruin. My life.
I wish people would actually use motivation/demotivation posters the right way, because when they are used correctly it is hahalarious.
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I agree. *sigh* Although this picture needed no caption.
Everytime I see this picture I think of this line from “Idiocracy.”
Narrator: [Time Masheen starts] We’re gonna take you back, to the year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his nazi regime enslaved Europe and tried to take over the world…
Narrator: …But then an even greater force emerged, the U.N.
[pronounced "un"]
Narrator: and the U.N. un-nazied the world – forever.
Go away! I’m batin’!
I can’t believe you like money too. We should hang out.
Un-nazied the world…man that is the greatest movie.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
he was sent to rob :-s
No silly, this is the unloved guy in Africa that they send when you no shit.
Totally off the subject, but if you guys want to see my epically cute German Shepherd puppy, he just hit the front page on ihasahotdog!
You must get excellent satellite reception.
*is offended*
I know not what you speak of!
*pause*
He’ll grow into them, right?
Or you could rent them out to small nations to solve overcrowding…
He’s adorable!
Uber-cute Cap! I’m a Husky person myself but Sheps are way up there on my list. Great face! Pass him a cookie for me.
@ Captain Wow. I hope you have a big house! That puppy is going to GROW!
Yes, we’ve thought of that! His paws alone are huge! His favorite place to sleep is right between my feet.
@Brak: Thanks! *passes Sonny a cookie*
Awww, who cares if he doesn’t, he’s so cute!!!
What a face! So cute!
i wanna cuddle with him! i love puppies with huge ears. my husky/shepherd had MASSIVE ears until she was almost 2… then she was finally grown into them. it was a sad day
I’m obsessed with him. He’s my best buddy. He also likes it very much when I scratch and pull on his ears. There’s a lot of them too so it takes a while!
I bet they’re especially useful for walks in the rain.
my mutt still loves having her ears rubbed and scratched.
Nice bunnypuppy! Bubby? Rabbog? Punny? Dabbit?
Dogbit.
Your carpet ran over my dogbit!
Spray K9 will clean that bit.
Hamdulillah for the Africans.
The blue helmets create nightmares wherever they go.
Africa has the largest contingent of troops under UN control of any continent. In fact, Africa has about 70,000 of 100,000 total troops. You might say they are too unwilling to engage and fight, but if they fought more you’d hear more stories about local and UN deaths, and then you’d complain about colonialism and waste of lives and money.
still one of the funniest I have read!
And he’s not actually allowed to y’know, USE that weapon or anything.
Actually, the caption should be longer…
“This is the only guy they sent that isn’t selling his gear to the black market, or banging the underage HIV-positive hookers (or both)…“
Actually, the UN made thing a a lot worse in Africa. They promised one side in Rwanda they’d protect them. So after a short time they were surrounded by refugee camps. The only reason the folks in the camps were not getting slaughtered was the blue helmets.
Then the BHs bugged out. This left the refugees in big piles all ready for the guys with machettes.
If the UN had just staid out of it entirely, there would still have been a big civil war. But nothing like as much slaughter.
Grelbr: I agree completely that there have been serious problems–and Basara549 points out another good one that there have been serious scandals as well. While a lot of those scandals come from the way we convince countries to send troops (we pay about $1,000 per month, which is double or triple what developing countries pay the troops, meaning a net profit for the sending country and also meaning we are likely to get poor, untrained, and unmotivated troops) the scandals might also be motivated by sending foreign troops into a place they just don’t care about.
So I agree that there are problems in implementation. But I just disagree that the UN is uninvolved. You can argue we are involved poorly, that we’ll never put in the millions of men needed to really secure a land mass like the Congo, even that we shouldn’t be involved, but I just think it is disingenuous to say we are uninvolved.
meh, if I were the one making the caption, I would’ve picked on the fact that it seems to say “UNINVOLVED IN AFRICA”, not that there is only one guy.
That’s part of the caption.
It appears to say “Uninvolved in Africa”, therefore the response of the captioner is that No shit, sherlock- that’s the only guy they sent!
He stands corrected. Or maybe ‘correcting’.
congrats on saying something about the FAIL! im impressed that someone here remembered the pic at the top by the time they got to the bottom.
What pic?
There’s a pic? WHAH?
by the way they obviously sent two guys…. who do you think took the picture?
haha hella
Yeah, that’s the only guy they sent…….
But they fooled everybody.
That’s Chuck Norris in disguise.
I especially like the alignment of him and sign!
UNinvolved in Africa!
That’s what the caption was responding to…
than who made the picture?
That’s 1 man to many.