Even I can’t figure out
Even I can’t figure out what I meant to say!
(Joe Biden)
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Failure refers to the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective, and may be viewed as the opposite of success. Product failure ranges from failure to sell the product to fracture of the product, in the worst cases leading to personal injury, the province of forensic engineering.
Uat ? :O
See ordinal post rule.
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Failure can be differentially perceived from the viewpoints of the evaluators. A person who is only interested in the final outcome of an activity would consider it to be an Outcome Failure if the core issue has not been resolved or a core need is not met. A failure can also be a process failure whereby although the activity is completed successfully, a person may still feel dissatisfied if the underlying process is perceived to be below expected standard or benchmark.
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Woot originated as a hacker term for root (or administrative) access to a computer. However, with the term as coincides with the gamer term, “w00t”.
“w00t” was originally an trunicated expression common among players of Dungeons and Dragons tabletop role-playing game for “Wow, loot!” Thus the term passed into the net-culture where it thrived in video game communities and lost its original meaning and is used simply as a term of excitement. (from Urban Dictionary)
So it’s the equivalent of “Woo hoo!”?
Yeah, pretty much.
Fascinating! Thanks Eric!
I never knew that, thanx a lot!
Kopi Luwak (pronounced [ˈkopi ˈluwaʔ]) or Civet coffee is coffee made from coffee berries which have been eaten by and passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) and other related civet populations. The civets eat the berries, but the beans inside pass through their system undigested. This process takes place on the islands of Sumatra, Java, Bali and Sulawesi in the Indonesian Archipelago, in the Philippines (where the product is called Motit Coffee in the Cordillera, or Kape Alamid in Tagalog areas) and in East Timor (locally called kafé-laku). Local lore in Vietnam has given the name “weasel coffee” to civet coffee, in what is considered the closest recognizable translation to English.
Commercial of the future:
“What’s wrong, Biff?”
“This coffee tastes awful.”
“Here, try some of mine. It was crapped by a weasel.”
[sips]
“Say, that IS good!”
[one week later]
“Things are going OK, Biff?”
“You bet! And I got that promotion! Thanks to Weasel Crap Coffee!”
[music plays Weasel Crap Coffee jingle]
Thats OK Joe, just make sure whatever you didn’t mean to say is funny in a harmless and goofy sort of way that we can make fun of on the interwebs!
Exactly! If you’re going to be a dolt, make it amusing. The thing is that sometimes he comes off intelligent, and you’re like “oh he’s not so bad, he just trips over himself” and then he says something RETARDED to like, prove that he is that ridiculous.
bitter troll think joe guy very entertaining
hoomans should only vote for hoomans who are stuid nuff to be entertaining
Oh bitter troll you are just about my favorite person on this site.
Move over Dan Quayle !!!!!!!!!
I think Joe’s got a long way to go to match that kind of stupidity.
…you know… if he’d just use a teleprompter…
uh, um, the teleprompter, uh, …….. works
No- he’s already passed Dan….
I know! And he’ll have more time to do it in
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I’m a liberal. Full on. Democrats are too conservative for me half the time.
Joe Biden has no internal editor that says ‘STOP. DON’T SAY THAT.’ There’s a freeway from his Id to his lips. It’s embarrassing.
Yeah, but it IS funny…
More like an autobahn. No limits period
it not freeway, it catapult launching out!
joe guy not only one who has that thou
Loose with his hands too! I voted for the guy, but if he throttled me like he did Global Warming Girl I would slug him.
Yeah he definitely invaded her personal bubble.
He’s off. I can’t tell what it is, but he’s definitely off.
I feel bad for poor Joe. His biggest crime seems to be being too passionate about stuff. He doesn’t have that level-headed demeanor that Obama has. But isn’t it ironic though, that Biden gets criticized for speaking off the cuff, but Obama gets criticized for using the teleprompter. What’s the happy medium here??
I agree with you Eric. I see him as impulsive, which is a lousy quality under the lights, but it’s not the worst problem …
The most embarrassing thing I saw in that video was the bit about Roosevelt getting on TV in 1929. That was pretty dumb. Most of the rest of it was a stretch to say “gaffes,” more like Joe giving his opinion which doesn’t necessarily have to be perfectly in line with Barack. Joe just has the problem of not thinking before talking, but that doesn’t make him stupid.
Asking Chuck Graham to stand was pretty insensitive, which is probably worse than saying Roosevelt was on TV.
It might take an awful lot to overcome this:
“P-O-T-A-T-O-E”
“Look, John’s last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs.”
Telling a guy in a wheelchair to “stand up” far surpasses “potatoe” anyday.
oldfart is correct
but does not beat makeing fun of blind guy
when he is wearing shades on rainy day
Oh please. Biden’s gonna trump Quayle, you watch.
bitter troll will watch, bitter troll figure it all matter of time
bitter troll though lease quayle man was charming
Yup. Kind of like what you’d expect an aging Ken doll to say…
“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.”
Ya know what? When Robert Glibb, Obama or even the Secretary of State has to go on TV almost every week to clarify something that Ole “Foot-in-Mouth” Joe said I would think someone would sit him down to work on the time delay in his brain to mouth interface. Please, before he starts a war with Russia.
I haven’t seen these weekly clarifications. Can you link me to them? (And FTR, I do enjoy a good Biden joke, I’ve made a couple myself.)
I saw a cartoon one time that illustrated it perfectly. You see Biden giving a press conference saying that you shouldn’t fly because of swine flu, and that you should run for your lives from anyone who sneezes. The next panel has Gibbs saying “Well, what Vice President Biden MEANT to say is that jogging is good for you.”
bitter troll think biden guy is really a muppet….
would explain very much alot
*sigh* As someone who also has terminal foot-in-mouth disease, I feel for the guy. I know what it’s like for everything you say to come out horribly wrong, no matter how benign or good the intent actually is. If he’s anything like me, then he probably means something totally different when he says something goofy.
I feel bad for Gibbs more than anything. The man is a terrible press secretary to begin with, and then he has to clean up after Biden, Obama (sometimes), and basically explain away everything that has been said by telling people what they actually meant. He’s in over his head, especially with Biden.
I used do that too, but in my case it usually pissed the wife off because it came across badly. I would then make matters worse by trying to explain what I really meant. I have since learned to keep my mouth shut and just nod yes or no.
Oh Eddie, you should know better than to try to explain yourself to a woman! We’re masters of taking an innocent compliment about our clothes (“You look nice in that today”) and turning it around to emasculate you! (“What, so you’re saying that on every other day I look like crap?”)
Yep, that’s pretty much it.. and you would think that I would have learned all of that in my first marriage, especially since she was psychotic! But no, it’s like my brain did a reset when I said I do. Like I said, now I just nod yes or no..
I’m an extremely laid back kind of gal, and I generally don’t do stuff like that. Especially since the hubby is good to me and for me and all that jazz. But every once in a while I will pull that particular rabbit out of my hat and turn a comment about the TV program we’re watching into how he just called me a fat cow just to keep him on his toes. I think all women must have an evil gene in them.
I’ve also learned that I don’t have an opinion (even though I may be asked for it).. If I do have one, it’s muttered under my breath, outside, with the bandsaw running.
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Nod yes or no.. it’s the safest path. As my dad taught me, “Happy Wife, Happy Life.”
It took several years for me to learn these lessons.
In my younger, stupider days, I would fall for stuff like “Do you think she’s hot?” The answers to that question still haunt me to this day. “Your girlfriend is on TV.” Oh stop it.
LOL!! You’re not alone..
Ah, but when one of her boys are on TV or movies or whatever, it’s perfectly okay for her to drool. *sigh* Double standards abound.
That’s just too bad. I think everyone has the right to look, as long as they don’t touch!
never understood jealousy
i take my girl to johnny depp movies so she can drool over him.
i myself enjoy his acting
But I bet you’re still bitter
Pardon? Me? Bitter?
I’m afraid good sir i have no idea what your talking about.
Oh gosh I’m sorry I got you confused with someone else whose girlfriend is entrolled with Jonny Depp.
Grimmiekins, when you want to use your alter ego, you gotta make sure to change the e-mail so you get a new avatar.
Everyone’s girlfriend should be enthralled by
Mr Depp.
You mean when have to answer the bat-signal?
Oh, I can be jealous. I didn’t used to be jealous much, but lately it’s reared its ugly head for me. Not too terribly bad, though.
Oh I don’t know. He made oogly boogly eyes at me in a NY cafe once and all I thought was, “eh, too petite.”
Wait, what?
Yeah, that’s it. Not that I’d know anything about alter egos or anything.
I think Mr. Depp puts his ego on an altar.
Oh, and Grimmie, thanks for reminding me of the correct spelling of “enthralled.” I’ve always deep ended on the kindness of stranglers.
No problem at all
Yeah, that’s about right.
And don’t tell me you women folk don’t set us poor men up with that kind of thing! There’s no way to win when THAT happens.
See above
Did I miss that lesson in the ‘how to be female’ program? Along with ‘toenails must be painted at all times’… Dang, sometimes I wonder if I really AM a woman!
I missed that memo too, but it’s still fun to pull on Hubby when he’s not paying attention. The little gobbets of spit that collect at the corners of his mouth as he tries to salvage an answer are worth it, hehehe.
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But I’m not evil or anything…….
Huh. I figured I was the only one that formed little gobbets of spit at the corners of my mouth when trying to respond to froofrou.
It happens when I’m being deliberately confrontational.
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Or trying to pun.
“Oh, you look nice in that!”
“I’ve worn it before and you never said anything.”
“When was the last time you wore it?”
“Last year.”
“Oh, well last year you were a bit chubbier.”
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I don’t think we need to explain what happens next..
Ouch. Nevermind. Maybe muttering under the breath with the bandsaw running IS a good idea!
At that rate, probably the safest bet is to stroll on over to said bandsaw and take care of that loose tongue problem once and for all, you terrible terrible wanker of a husband!
Ouch.
ooh, sorry, I left out the “/PMS rant” section, there.
No, I was ouching the visualization of taking a tongue to a bandsaw.
And that’s what I was apologizing for. Hmm…
*has a PMS schedule on his Blackberry. Takes note 3 days prior and adjusts replies accordingly.*
What is he? Ms. South Carolina?