BLING

BLING
Some rapper thinks he invented it?
(Queen Elizabeth II)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Danbala via Poster Builder
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BLING
Some rapper thinks he invented it?
(Queen Elizabeth II)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Danbala via Poster Builder
I must be lacking a sense of humor today, Danabla, ‘cuz it gets a “meh” from me. You can hate me because I’m beautiful, now…
Yo Yo Yo dissin ol’ queenie??
Hey Foo… you do no whut yo messin wif!
She sic her corgies on yo a$$…
sorry. I’ve just always found amusing similarities between lol and hood-speak.
cheers.
Well that’s an N of 1.
they forgot the teeth that were made of gold or diamond.
The first time I encountered LOLspeak, I thought gansters were being made fun of.
Tbh, it’s a bit “meh” for me too. I wanted to say something better, but I just couldn’t get it right without getting very spammy. No hating here!
Didn’t think so. And I agree with Eric it’s better than what’s been featured lately…
I do like your acerbic kitteh wit…
C’mon dammit!! She got front page!! *lights fireworks*
It’s a PK first for me!
Good show!
Skaal!
I certainly couldn’t have done better with this pic. Good for you Danbala.
Yay!! Good form, Danbala..
YAY! You never forget your FIRST time.
Sorry.
HUZZAH!!elebenties!!111WEOFNOCS:Dbc”EB:W#hooray!!
*bangs head*
Better!
Thank you Danbala I had a nice giggle over this one!
Gotta admit, I got a chuckle… nicely done Danbala!!!
It’s not bad. It’s far better than most of the ones we’ve had lately.
This one actually made me smile. And it’s far better than if it were “BLING: i haz it” or something of that nature.
You have my gratitude, Danbala. It won’t turn out to be a Friday without a LOL after all.
Good stuff Danbala!
She needs to sell all of those and feed the poor.
I dunno about the kind of market for royal jewelry in this economy.
That jewelry had got to be priceless, they probably couldn’t even sell it for what it’s worth. At least the old stuff anyway.
The British royalty could probably even cover the US’ national debt or something… (I exaggerate, I know. But damn, they be rich!)
Pfft. J.K. Rowlings has more. The Queen’s got chump change next to J.K.’s Potter Pounds.
Can we Harry up and start another pun thread? This LoL deserves one.
I’m no wizard puns but I’ll give it a try.
Oh good because I am Sirius-ly bored.
I guess we’ll Potter around with it for a while.
Crap. Think I’ll Ron away from this thread.
You’ll be back after a spell.
There’s no reason to get Snapey.
Hey…Papa was a Rowlings tone, y’know?
Yeah…momma was Voldemortified at his behavior.
Eventually she lowered the broom on him. Ow.
But if you get a Whomping, Willow run away? I bet you do!
I wand-er if anyone else will join in on the puns.
I couldn’t help but be drawn to this pun thread. Squiggly and pittypat, your voices blend with such great hermione.
I know. It’s it just magically?
I know. It’s it just magical?
Okay that is the second time today this computer has reloaded a page with I was posting a reply but first time it double posted. -.-
Voldemort you refresh the more that happens.
Voldemort you know!
lucky charms is magically delicious?
Come on- quid it
You don’t even have to be Rowling to have more than the Queen; there’s a family of quiet land-owners around London, named Grosvenor, who have enough to buy and sell Her Majesty six-seven times over at least.
Tax them!! Tax them by God!!
At least Rowling earned her bling.
True enough. What exactly it is that the queen has done with her life, I’m not sure.
Well, I’m not a monarchist and would prefer not to have a monarchy in this country but to be fair, Betty works pretty hard and is still doing so in her 80s.
I’m on the wrong side of the pond to be sure, but I did read that QE II was actually a valuable adviser for the last several prime ministers?
Hopefully better than she did as a marriage adviser to her offspring…
why? why not sell the jewles to get the poor gassed for the betterment of the rest of us?
you want to gas the poor? thats even more bitter then bitter troll is
you’ve been taking the dead kennedys too seriously, that song is satire.
Big Liz the rapper Q?
I so wanted to use the King of Bling somehow, but … I just couldn’t get it right.
THERE IT IS!
Her Majes-T. She be bad, honky.
Q Momma Liz… Straight Outa Buckingham
OK, I just spit a little Pepsi on my keyboard there. Thanks!
You win the internets today, Tessie. That was made of Win.
One want’s one’s BBC!!
We drink tea and are so polite, livin’ in an English paradise.
Capped Charles’ cheatin’ wife, livin’ in an English paradise.
Our cuisine is not so nice, livin’ in an English paradise.
It’s wet cause there’s no sunlight, livin’ in an English paradise.
See the dentist once a life, livin’ in an English paradise.
Michael Savage banned for life, livin’ in an English paradise.
Take the Corgies out for exercise, livin’ in an English paradise.
Blow up the IRA once a fortnight, livin’ in an English paradise.
Beans with breakfast is quite nice, livin’ in an English paradise.
Oasis is a way of life, livin’ in an English paradise.
Watch Blackadder every night, livin’ in an English paradise.
Ale costs £2 a pint, livin’ in an English paradise.
Deport Madonna if we could, livin’ in an English Paradise.
I blew the nesting, so sue me.
Please go with the constable and be advised of your rights,
livin’ in an English paradise.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
It was fun while it lasted.
Also, it should be deport Madonna if we could, livin’ in an English neighborHOOD. Cause it rhymes.
The combo break was the “i blew the nesting” not brak’s next line. I messed up.
Next time slic will think twice before ruining an English Paradise.
Posting comments was so nice when we were singing about an English Paradise.
I’ll have bangers, mash, and marmite on a toasted slic,
livin’ in an English paradise.
Gettin’ my hiney kicked once or twice, livin’ in an English paradise.
Public intox is not a vice, livin’ in an English paradise.
I really dig meat pies, livin’ in an English paradise.
Eatin’ curries, papadams, and drinkin’ warm beer, breathing in the English atmosphere…
lol
Mildly amusing, and making a bit of a point I suppose. Of course I also find the queen a rather charming lady, and get a bigger laugh out of the fact she’d probably laugh AT this LOL herself.
Aye, I was in no way trying to attack her. While being a rather convinced republican (which has nothing to do with any American party), I certainly hold no grudge against any royalty. On the contrary, really.
Dunno, living the the UK I’m subjected to her miserable slapped-arse face on a regular basis and I’ve never seen her looking in much of a mood to LOL, the sour-faced auld trout.
But at least her birthday is a public holiday!!
And if any of that stuff is part of the Crown Jewels it’s like, as much as 1100 years old, so yeah, bling ain’t new.
I don’t think any rapper thinks they “invented” bling.
but bitter troll knows a few wrappers who think they invented lightbulb
Mr. T invented bling – DUH!
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
win
One of the reasons that the caption is a bit lame, yeah.
Love the Queen-classy lady all the way!
With her mind on her £ and her £ on her mind…
Your mind’s on her pound? Ewwwwww
No, hon, She’s laid back, sippin’ on gin and juice.
Not mound, silly.
OK I’ll just let you figure out where that goes.
Best comment I’ve seen in my entire life.
I hate this woman. We have no use for a queen anymore! Do the Us have a Queen? No! Do France? No! How about pretty much every other country in Europe? NO! >.<
ummm yes they do, bitter troll has spoken with dutch royals at work. they use his cable when staying in US. most countries have them still just ignore them
That sounds like most countries are my parents.
So just because some other people don’t have one, we must not have one either?
Besides, there are advantages to having a monarchy – an outwardly apolitical figurehead for the nation, for example. And it’s definitely an aid to diplomacy: since nine-tenths of it is persuading others how much we value them, sending a head of state has much more impact if it’s a head of state who’s been on the world stage for decades and is widely respected rather than a ceremonial president unknown outside their own borders.
Plus it saves money not having to organise a vote for a new head of state every four years like you have to in the States, costing you millions.
And all that bling isn’t hers anyway. It belongs to the country as it’s part of the Crown jewels, so she can never sell it to raise cash for anyone, least of all herself. When she goes, it will still be ours. She just gets to wear it as part of her position in life.
The Dutch love their royals! Queen Beatrix is a wonderful woman. Also, Belgium, Denmark, Lichtenstein, Luxemborg, Monaco, Norway, Spain and Sweden all still have monarchs – that is a fairly good chunk of Europe that still has some form of monarchy, mostly constitutional ones.
Someone may have already said this, but I’m not going through all hundred plus comments.
RAPPERS DIDN’T INVENT THE TERM “BLING.”
Flappers in the 1920’s did. Hip-hop artists just appropriated it and claimed it as their own.
It only takes a couple of generations to wipe memories clean.
Really?! I was told the word comes from old cartoons where they show something shiny, new and/or valuable and it sparkles and goes, “BLINGGG!!” Said cartoons could be as old as the 1930s, so really not far off anyway.
I’m pretty sure most rappers are aware that they didn’t invent the term.
All I must say,
Is..
You lost the game.