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Clinton, Edwards, the republicans, they are all getting some. Why am I missing out?
Your wife can kick your ass.
(Joe Biden and Barack Obama)
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I dont get it.Hillary can kick bills ass o.o
bill dont sleep with hillary…why you think he doing baaaad things with fat interns?
You’re just mad because Bill stole your idea and your intern.
bah bitter troll not want to do bad things with hooman intern woman. but bill did steal bitter trolls idea to eat lots of big macs and be very populare president dispite sex scandle and inpeachment.
It’s true. Bill finally achieved the ultimate American dream.
to do bad things with fat intern girl, lie to america and grand jury, have massive court trails over it, then findout no one really cared to begin with but people who was out to get him no matter what?
You gotta break a few eggs to get that American dream, pal. But c’mon, he got BJ’s from an unattractive intern in the Oval Office, lied to America, got away with it, at a whole bunch of Big Macs, and is still beloved by millions of Americans (I’m one of them actually). Sure, there were bumps along the way, but you gotta admit, Bill’s livin’ the dream.
every president do good and bad, clinton, bush, bush2: the revenge, obama man, ragan, taft.
no president is flawless, or fully flawed
Stop being rational and be more funny!
bill stole the idea for cheating? and fat interns? and I thought Gore’s internet was cool.
Your logic confuses me,therefore I think we should change the subject.
Mimes.
Aaahhhhh!
*trembles in fear*
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
mimes are a WONDERFUL thing to waste!!! bitter troll invent FIRST person shooter. Mime shooter! collect new weapons to shoot mimes outside of fancy place in fance.
More mime-numbing mimicry from this mimeless mamiac!!
Some how, aside from the fact that Michelle probably can kick his ass, I just don’t see Obama as that kind of guy. Don’t ask me what kind that is, but some men you can look at and just assume they would step out on their wife given half a chance. Obama just doesn’t have that look.
True.
Yeah, he and Michelle appear to actually like each other.
I was going to say, Michelle’s pretty hot herself. Why cheat?
is ok to cheat if its at video games, HEAD SHOT!
*corpse humps bitter troll then takes the flag*
*omnipresent voice – flag captured*
This is usually about where I get run over by a Warthog or sniped. *sigh*
spawn killing is what usually gets me
*sigh* Times like these I miss my Xbox 360. I haven’t played Halo 3 since last September.
bitter troll plays everquest 2
-blasts everyone to death with his troll necromancy-
we are in the same boat amigo. My interwebz and my xbox hate each other
I actually resorted to Halo PC. I gotta tell you. It’s not nearly the same. Sad, really.
but you can make pistols that shoot stickys. that has to count for something
Halo is pretty bad ass.
My wife is not a big Halo fan at all, but she admits to being oddly attracted to Master Chief’s voice.
glitch abusers. *grinds teeth*
But if the connection is just slow and they lagport, its not their fault. Nor is it controllable or useful.
You can say that again.
That rarely makes a difference when guys cheat.
Its a rare known fact that gamers are the best lovers… For reals.
Once you pry them away from their xbox, anyway!
Boobs can easily do that… for me anyways.
Manuel dexterity is always a win.
There are time when good hand-eye coordination are helpful.
-Nods-
Agreed.
If only I could get this new game I heard about, I heard it’s called “Soft flesh: Awesomeness” and the controller is something called the clit-roller?
Clitar Hero?
*snort* Good one!
*groans*
It usually is…
just….ewwwwww
you hoomans and your stinky sex
Or attract them to yours…
I am happy to be in a relationships where the words “Lets pause this and go have a quicky” have been uttered at least once.
Your life is awesome. ‘Nuff said.
So? In the last 40 years or so, apart from Bill and Hillary, I can’t think of any president/wife pair who did *not* appear to actually like each other. What is it that is new or surprising about this to anyone?
you kidding, nancy and ronald hated each other, moreso after the spilled pics of nancy in mr t’s lap smooching him that one christmas.
No, I’m not kidding; from Nixon all the way through to the present, that is all the presidents I remember enough about personally to comment on, the only presidential pair who appeared to dislike one another were Bill and Hill. Though liking one another does not preclude cheating; I’m sure JFK “liked” Jackie, but that didn’t stop him, did it?
really, there are photos of nancy in mr t’s lap, he’s dressed as santa and they are smooching, do a web seach for it. its why they created the who iran contra thing to cover it up.
Yes, I remember it; she kissed his forehead. So what does that have to do with ANYTHING? The issue was this shock and awe that the president and his wife seem to like each other, as though that’s some new, unheard of phenomenon; when it’s perfectly commonplace.
now you admit back int he 80’s nancy was caught red handed smoochen mr t!
bitter troll jealous of nancy or mr t?
bitter troll is jealous of my lil pony, wish me had magical tattoo on bitter trolls buttcheek
I can give you all the magic tattoo you want, bitter one.
I think it’s hilarious that Anniee is actually attempting to have a discussion with bitter troll. And is getting frustrated by it. Anniee, c’mon, it’s like trying to argue politics with a teletubby.
bitter troll much cooler then tellytubby
Is it the purple one?
no that violet boregard
I found that pretty funny as well. But he’s right, my bitter troll is much cooler than a Teletubby.
For realz.
Best…. troll…..ever.
I don’t even mind his spelling…
Aaaagreed.
Screw you Eric.
Makin’ me wake up mah parents with mah goddurn lulz…. Stup taken er juuubs! (south park watchers only)
Are you including Nixon?
They should, they’re both bitter angry white hating ungrateful affirmative action recipients who’ve never had a real job and wouldn’t be anywhere if they weren’t black or “African American” or Kenyan or whatever they’re called this week, they’re made for each other.
-laughs, just laughs, long hard then pauses, gets an annoyed look- HEY BITTER TROLL ONLY BITTER TROLL HERE!
bitter troll, that bait was meant for Liberal Troll
but cans o’worms is tastey, bitter troll wanted to open it and have a taste
And we thank you for doing that, bitter troll.
You are a cutie! I think you’re growing on me!
Stop it.
bitter troll like fungu under fat folds of fat woman, growing in a dark stinky and sweaty way
You’ve been demoted to Private Licker. No, that’s not a name, that’s your official task. Go lick someone’s privates.
but you hooman parts are so gross!
On guys, gross. On girls, not so gross.
bitter troll either male or female, as trolls are
YOU ALL GROSS TO THE TROLL
Probably right, but you have to admit it did look like he was checkin’ out that young girls behind a few lols ago…
cause obama man married….not dead
He is in some pretty deep doodoo then.
You know, he probably was.. but it’s like my wife says, “You can look at the menu, just don’t think about ordering anything.”
and for bitter troll sake DONT ORDER THE DOUBLE WHOPPER WITH CHEESE!!! her name is susan
*Cleans up spewed coffee*
I lol’d. The baby woke up. I blame you.
bitter troll proudly wears his makes babies cry badge
Well, that would explain the condiments…
Wait– is this from “Who’s Ridin’ Biden?”
[I have no idea why this nested here instead of the other conversation regarding porn.]
*sprays for nesting mites*
riden’ biden….bitter troll will now have nightmares….obama man and biden…and condiments…the horror of the condiments…
You have to put condiments on yr hot dog to have safe lunch.
hot dog icky hooman food
bitter troll eats children as any troll should
likes fat kids…chewy…so chewy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pwned! Whipped!
Orly
ys rly
Who’s O’Rly? Sounds like an Irish person who can’t spell.
O’Rly he be the irish owl
I can’t help but laugh at this
Orly is actually the lead loon of the “OMGOBAMASNOTACITIZEN!” Campaign.
Oh, you mean Bll Orly?
No no, Orly Taitz. Google her, and let the laughs ensue.
Nothing funny about it. I am not a birther, but it’s about time we found out *what* Obama is going to such great lengths and expense to hide and why exactly he refuses to make with the long form. Perhaps it’s something other than what people think it is, but there’s likely something there. People don’t go to such lengths to hide something if there’s nothing to hide.
maybe he just wants to keep people employed so he pretends he has something to hide, so fox news will keep employing people to find out what he is hideing.
or them dead hookers
What I want to know is if he’s not really a citizen, why haven’t the Republicans in Washington made it a huge battle? As much as they can’t stand the man, wouldn’t they have played this card over and over and over? Most of the people who are on this kick are fringe loonies. There’s no reason for Obama to satisfy the curiosity of said loonies, and frankly nothing likely WILL satisfy said loonies. It’s the strawiest strawman that ever strawed.
That really doesn’t hold any water in this case, Eric. I don’t know why he’s hiding it, only that he is. I’m not claiming to know where he was born – only asking the obvious question. Now let me include a link that explains *why* your argument holds no water and answers all those objections such as “nothing will satisfy them anyway” and “yeah, right his mom put a fake announcement in the paper because in 48 years she knew he’d be running for president”. {http://nicedoggie.net/index.php/archives/2337}
As to why the Republicans in Washington haven’t made more of an effort I should think that not only is it obvious why that question is a non-starter, it should be obvious why they have not. The more important question is why this man continues to hide the long form from scrutiny by any independent counsel and whether the judge who is hearing the case will have any success ordering it to be shown. It doesn’t have to be made available to the general public but it’s time someone saw it and verified that “Yes, there’s something on here of a personal nature but nothing that disqualifies this man from the presidency” or…otherwise. You don’t go to Herculean lengths and expenses to hide something if there’s nothing; it’s not a sensible conclusion.
he just hideing dead hookers
only reason repubrikans dont wanna expose it is cause they hide theys dead hookers in same place
Why should he have to present his birth certificate to make some bitter right wingers happy? If you accused me of not being an American citizen and demanded to see my birth certificate, I’d likely tell you to fvck off. Not because I have anything to hide, but because it’s none of your business. (Hypothetical situation, btw, not saying you’d do that). Obama might feel the same way. I stand by my argument that he doesn’t pull out his birth certificate because he’s already been verified as legit and doesn’t feel the need to keep this nonsense going. He’s not necessarily hiding anything.
Because it has direct bearing on whether this man is even qualified constitutionally to hold the highest office in the land – you bet your ass it matters. He doesn’t have to show it to me or to anyone in the bitter right wing clan; but he does need to make it available to a competent authority for verification. This isn’t a day laborer here at Walmart FFS. By the way, the “birthers” are joined by left-wingers too – I just heard one on the radio asking why he keeps lying about the documentation. At first I thought this was just a lot of fringe loonies but it’s looking less and less like that all the time and more and more like a coverup. “Why should I” is not an acceptable answer for the highest office in the land that has only two major qualifications – which would make them pretty damned important ones. It’s very easy to get those short form BCs especially in Hawaii; the only way to be sure someone was actually born there is with the long form – that’s just the way it goes. So no, the proper documentation has not been provided by anyone to anyone, and it is being hidden at large cost and at great trouble. So why? I don’t know the answer, but there has to be some reason.
When there were questions about McCain’s birth, he *immediately* coughed up all documentation pertaining to the issue and resolved it. What does Mr. Transparency have to hide? It was the same deal with the medical records – Palin and McCain had to cough up private medical records while Obama provided nothing but a short letter from his doctor. Mr. Transparency is always hiding something and maybe it’s about time he stopped getting special treatment.
thats DOCTOR transparency
he didnt spend 7 years in transparency medical school to be called mr, thank you
Pshaw; I never saw that medical degree, did I now?
I’m getting special treatment too.
-Has no idea what’s going on, just wants people to stop arguing-
Eh, I don’t buy it. I just don’t think Obama or his people give a shit what the “birthers” think. I certainly wouldn’t in his position. I can imagine doing an eyeroll at most towards it.
If it’s a non-issue and an eyeroll, why the millions spent hiding it? That just doesn’t make sense to me, Eric. The pieces no longer add up to that conclusion. Now if the judge who is hearing the case orders the form released to a special counsel or to the court or whatever, and he KEEPS stonewalling, which he will, then it’s going to keep getting harder to brush this off as some big nothing that’s just in people’s minds. Anyone with any curiosity has got to wonder what is being hidden at such great lengths if there’s nothing there to hide at all. It’s just common sense.
Oh, I seriously doubt Oooooobama is missing out. Seriously.
Thanks a lot; I really needed THAT visual in my freaking head.
psssh, I’d buy THAT sex tape
I’d rather see Rush Limbaugh and Helen Thomas than the fricking Obamas FFS. That’s one image I did NOT want. You’re deranged.
Gotta agree there.
I don’t wanna see ANY politicians “O” face, least of all his.
*shudder*
bitter troll wants to see the Rush and micheal moore sex tape, as they make the hot sweaty gravey love
I insist on threesome!
Did somebody say threesome? Wait, you mean with Rush and Michael Moore? I think I’m gonna spew.
OMG!!!OMG!!! PK actually put up a LOL making fun of Obama !!!!!!! I think this is one of the seven signs of the apocalypse.!!!!!!!!!!
And yes, he would screw someone besides his wife– look at how he’s screwing the rest of the country.
Hehe – I have a lol about that. Link {http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3662946}
Wow Anniee, that caption is completely not funny. At all. That takes talent.
How much talent, dare you ask? The picture has an @ss in it, and the LOL still isn’t funny!
No wonder the lols here are never funny – voters like you two.
And FTR there’s no ass in that picture – only bush.
Bitter troll! Hey, this IS a porn site!
The lols are supposed to be funny because of the creator of said lol. Voting has nothing to do with the inherent funniness of a lol. Voters only give their opinion of them. Igloo and Tessie did not find the lol funny – the fault does not lie with them.
I really am beginning to like that bitter troll!
That just went WHOOSH! – right over your widdle head, eh? The lols that make it to the front page are due to…votes. The voters here suck, and do not know what is funny, which they have just shown, and thus we don’t get any funny lols here; or rarely.
bitter troll thinks funny is subjective to one’s own personal opinion, thus it varies. bitter troll thinks that if you dont agree with wha is funny here, that ok, but expect yourself to be not thinking whats funny to most creepy interwebs people. just accept the fact you disagree with them and thats that. bitter troll thinks you cant prove opinion, cause those that have, thou might think they is right, always comes cross as doofus to everyone else
“The voters here suck, and do not know what is funny,”
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Eureka! Anniee has just accidentally discovered the reason why, despite being married to a director for years, Madonna is unable to make a movie that anybody wants to watch (exception: Desperately Seeking Susan). It’s because the ticket-buying public doesn’t know what’s good.
*brushes palms together to indicate fait accompli*
Mystery solved.
“there’s no ass in that picture – only bush”
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Meh, it looked to me like a hedge sculpture of a person bending over, but supposing for the sake of argument that it IS a bush, as you say — the point of your caption would be that Obama and Pelosi see the taxpayers as a bush. I’d categorize that as surrealism, not porn.
Surrealist porn? I’d buy.
Did I insult your messiah? Too bad, so sad.
bitter troll’s messiah is no weak and hungry hooman
ALL PRAISE CTHULHU!
You made a LOL insulting Jesus? Not cool, dude.
Oh wait, you meant Obama. :eyeroll:
Jesus is my messiah too……………… oh wait, Obama, nevermind
In fact, I checked out some more of her LOLs. Not a funny one in the bunch.
check out the ones by that grimmiekins guy..bitter troll not know who he is, but wants opinions
not many made lately since work took away power to make them
Well, ahem, bitter troll might want to link us to the work of this grimmiekins loser. Dude sounds like a tool to me. Is he a close personal friend? I bet he smells like cabbage.
bitter troll remembers this one, make bitter troll snort
{http://punditkitchen.com/2009/05/01/political-pictures-peta-leather/}
Oh yeah, I remember that one. Grimmiekins sucks.
(Just kidding, dude. Just favorited a bunch of yo…I mean his LOLs)
now after long bad day at troll job, bitter troll retreats to get on computer
I haven’t done many lately. My LOLs come in spurts.
You said “come in spurts.”
bitter troll comes in oozes and with a burning smell that lasts afterwards
Dude! No one wanted to hear about those spurts. If you say they were salty and smelled like oysters, it couldn’t have been worse.
Okay, this is getting really really gross. LOL
sometimes it sticks to the walls and ceiling
Funny enough to get at least a 1/3 of them favorited by as large a group of people, but whatever. You just don’t like the content and don’t have a sense of humor, and are another reason this site doesn’t know how to bring on the funny anymore.
By the way, what’s this nonsense about me arguing with BT? I think BT is about the most sensible person on this thread and hasn’t said a thing I disagree with – in fact has made me laugh several times just today. So who knows where the hell you’re coming from with that one; recheck the nesting or reread; you’re definitely getting something screwed up there.
My bad, it looked to me like you were taking him seriously. I take it back. As for BT, gotta love the little guy!
And I have a *wonderful* sense of humor. Just like you, I also have a large group of people favoriting my LOLs, about 618 users for 132 lols to be exact (my profile is linked). But it’s beneath me to brag like that. Plus, it’ll bring out the D-word to tell me what an egomaniac I am, so I’ll stop now.
No problem; I swear to God I don’t do bragging like that. It isn’t even a concern what gets favorited and what doesn’t; making captions is strictly cathartic. It’s merely a happy bonus when people do favoriting.
And to tell you the truth – the absolute unvarnished truth – I am sitting here right now watching a buttload of Rifftrax shorts (the shorts were always the best MST2Ks weren’t they?) so it’s all water under the bridge. And the second half of that sentence could have read any number of things, including “but Tommy had a handgun” and “so Sylvia got out her plastique.”
See?
Do you mean MST3K?
Taxes show up in the strangest places…
God I’m so ready for it to be tax season again.
Oh, and since you asked, yeah, the MST3K shorts were always classics. I have the first Shorts video tape.
Sadly, I haven’t watched any of my old tapes in a long time.
What republicans?
All apparently
Hello??!! Mark Sandord, John Ensign. Hear of them? And that’s this year alone.
Hello? BJ was banging Monica in the Oval Office the last time anyone used it this way.
Hello?? Caption above doesn’t only mention Presidents. So, Sandford & Ensign are some of the Republicans that qualify to be included on this list.
Hello? Oh, I see no one’s home. Good bye!
Ahahaa. Oh, wait, that was supposed to insult me. Keep trying.
You wanna come here and pick a fight, that’s your prerogavite.
The 1990s called, and they want “hello” back. Moron.
*prerogative
what else is interwebs forums for but to pick fights with faceless people you dont have to really prove what you say to?
on another note, the person bitter troll voted for is much better then the person you voted for, the person you voted for is responceable for all problems in america.
I like prerogavite – it sounds like a hip new brand of toothpaste or something.
sounds more like hemroid cream to bitter troll
Like the lady said, toothpaste.
Your mouth must be tiny… really tiny.
“Prerogavite” sounds like an erectile dysfunction treatment to me. Or maybe a type of mineral deposit?
Prerogavitavegamin contains vitamins, meat, megetables and vinerals. So why don’t you join the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Prerogavitavegamin! It’s so tasty too. It’s just like candy.
Jeez, Pitty’s drunk again.
Well, it’s Sunday at 2:08 in the p.m. somewhere.
Hey, whaddayaknow, that’s here!
“We don’t have cable. We have to make our own fun.”
“BJ was banging Monica in the Oval Office”
This sentence appears to have two predicates, banging and BJ.
Who the hell is BJ? Not of “BJ and The Bear”, surely?
Okay, I’ve totally dated myself. And I live in West Virginia.
William (Bill). Jefferson. Clinton.
Who calls him BJ?
bitter troll thinks its chealsy
Uhhmmm…. who doesn’t
We used to have a billboard up for a morning radio show. Some crap called the MJ & BJ show. It showed a picture of (I’m assuming) MJ, and for the BJ pic, it showed Monica. I think SHE got called BJ more than Bill did.
If you’re gonna call a guy BJ just for enjoying them, then you might as well call all of us BJ (among other things).
MJ & BJ were in Tampa. MJ still is. So I’m just wondering; Eric, how did you manage to get out of Florida? I really want to know, because this hell-hole of a state has managed to keep me mired here for the last 29 years. If it’s not a job keeping me here, it’s a woman who won’t leave her family. I can’t get OUT. *sob*
Run away!
P-shaw. Like I’ve ever left St. Louis. Well, briefly, in 1992, but that’s not the point. MJ is syndicated and I think he might still be the morning show on our Top 40 station here in St. Louis. I never really listen. I just remember the billboard, mostly because it took me forever to put 2 and 2 together and get the joke. I was a moron.
And yeah, I know how you feel. I’m likely never leaving St. Louis. Hell, at this rate, I might never leave St. Louis at all ever again. Yikes.
Eric.
To Massachusetts you come.
You kill my parents, live in their house and take in the Tyler.
Good idea. Yesyes.
Uuuuuuuuuuh, I’ll, um, think about it, okay? *runs scared*
OK, my bad. “BJ”, strictly speaking, is a noun, and therefore can’t be a predicate. I’m guessing that Deep Thought meant that Bill was getting BJs from Monica in the Oval Office.
*heh, I said “deep”*
*heh, I said “oval”*
and someone claim this not porn site?
bitter troll sense is tingleing…and it feels so good
You’re stealing my schtick, dude.
Why are you talking about your stick?
Oh. Never mind.
That’s because when you want to get some, you have to be specific. “I would like to do sexual things with you,” just doesn’t cut it. Unfortunately for him, his inability to give details has finally come around to harm him.
Is that how you hit on people?
It is because he doesn’t have a portable telepromter and wouldn’t know what to say..duh
ZING!
Oh Anniee. It’s so cute how you haven’t mastered humor yet.
Oh but she humors the master. FFS, where *is* DWN?
DWN is off communing with Uncle Fester and Oh My Goodness. Special ‘members only’ club in PK admin land.
/jk, BTW.
I knew it!! There’s a secret club!! Rho Rho is the president!!
*sniffs* I miss our lost comrades.
Indeed, I haven’t seen DWN in… well, a while.
I thought is amusing.
You is thoughting dumb den!
Camera-prompters are the new rage, if Wednesday’s press conference was any indication.
lil girl from adams family held press conference?
bitter troll thinks she got HAWT
Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
No, but it is how Bo Burnham does.
^clickity
“That’s because when you want to get some, you have to be specific.”
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That hasn’t been my experience, either as the propositioner or the proposition-ee, but I wouldn’t presume to speak for anybody else.
However, if anyone else *wants* to share their proposition–>get some stories, whom am I to prevent them?
“That’s because when you want to get some, you have to be specific.”
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/Peter Griffin voice/
I… would like… to *plow* you.
\Peter Griffin voice off\
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Nope, not doing much for me. Anybody else?
if bitter troll had nipples, they would be hard now
Speaking of hard…this ice cream is hard. I’m putting it in the microwave for a few seconds.
Side note: best dessert that ever existed is now gone – it was a rock-solid rectangle of vanilla ice cream, frozen hard as a rock, wrapped in an egg roll wrapper and deep fried JUST long enough to turn the wrapper light tan. The ice cream was no longer hard but not melting and the wrapper was warm and crisp. This only existed at one Chinese restaurant in New Jersey in a strip mall that is now closed.
It’s Obama’s fault, of course. Even if it did close 7 years ago.
Well, I can see how that would be Oba–HEY!!!!
obama clearly did it, he went in and eated it all up
that bad bad obama man. even thou he was in kenya at the time
performing double secret muslim child sacrafices
Performing double secret COMMUNIST muslim child sacrifices. Get it right.
Performing double secret communistical fascistotical socialiptical child mass sacrifices for Islamania/Voodoo.
Damn it, Eric, check your sources next time.
What? I checked Wikipedia. That’s a legit source, right?
They made a movie about this dessert:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087072/
well what does get ………….. nevermind
It does for my school, Blarg.
He looks like most guys wives could kick his ass.
Oh, snap LOL
He’s lanky. Skinny guys fight till they’re burger.
bitter troll would fight william shanter
he wouldn’t hear you over the sound of how awesome he is
Shatner could kick your ass just by talking about it.
I’m. Going. To. Kick. Your. Ass.
Yeah, he wins.
Because I fell asleep half way through!
( Shatner whips off his toupee and throws it at your face where it clamps on like the egg creature from Alien)
Actual headline in newspaper:
William. Shatner. Founds. Drama. School.
Set phasers to awesome. Sign me up for that class, bitches.
PS: anyone who actually finds this funny is a retard or an Obama voter…oh wait, that’s redundant
but it looks like its makeing fun OF obama man. laughing at him not with him, anniee seems to be laughing very hard at this. why you call annie retarded. not very nice at all
Not exactly. It almost made me smile, but that’s about as far as it went. The last one that made me really laugh was…well I’d have to go back and look because it’s not very common.
What did make me laugh was the comment that most people’s wives look like they could kick his ass – hehe; that was a good one.
bitter troll’s wife is a blow up doll filled with pine cones. if she can get past the secret service around obama man, she might stand a chance
pine cones? why not scorpions? then at least you could have the swelling and burning pain at the same time…
I think he may already have that…
Really BT, you should have that looked at…
no you cannot look at bitter troll’s swelling burning parts….interwebs pervert!
(I think this explains a lot of things…)
Oh boy. Must be tough visiting a humor site over and over again without finding anything to laugh at. Especially with all the alternatives the internet has to offer. Makes you seem kind of stupid, to be perfectly honest.
this is suppost to be a humor site? wait i thought it was porn!!!!
It’s not?!
*puts junk away*
but obama man clearly holding tomato, and bitter roll’s fetish is men holding red produce…IS PORN I TELL YOU
Keep your junk in your junk drawer like normal people!!
Hehe – thanks, bitter troll. While the lol wasn’t funny, the comments have been.
But for some reason the word “porn” often makes me laugh. Go figure.
…..porn…..
-takes a bitter troll bow- thank me thank me bitter troll be here all week
Try your waiter.
Tip the veal.
SOYLENT VEAL IS BAAABIIIES!!!
AND THEY’RE SOOOOILED!!!!!!!!!
Ahahahahaha! You funny little troll.
Troll needs to GTFO and shoot himself in the eyeballs.
Another tepid Obama lol. How about one that would make him look bad, and make the Democrats vomit with anger? Maybe a lol about his recent knee-jerk racism against white police…
bitter troll sense is tingleing
that might be me cause I just walked in with a tomato O_O
Anyone who is a wonderful, fair, open-minded person because they thought this was the funniest LOL they’ve seen in awhile even though it makes fun of Obama, give yourself credit.
*steals tiara from Queen in other LOL*
Anyone who failed to predict that this would p*ss off the Obama-haters the exact same way that LOLs that make fun of Republicans do, even though it was making fun of Obama, because it wasn’t derogatory *enough*, subtract credit.
*crestfallenly returns tiara*
Tessie you keep tiara, makes you look like sailor moon.
bitter troll loled at it, but he no predict what other people did. bitter troll not voodoo shaman
Woohoo! I get to keep the tiara! I feel like Susan Lucci! Bitter troll, next time I go trip-trapping over your bridge, I’ll remember to bring you a magical tattoo.
will you apply it to the green round and lumpy behind of the bitter troll? he cant reach
No, sorry — I’m ascared of bitter troll’s haunted pantyhose. But since they’re *magical* tattoos, they should be able to apply themselves.
You want the Nancy Reagan one or the Mr. T. one?
mr t! he respectful of his mama, he drinks milk, he eats his greens!~
Uh, yeah – fair and open-minded Tessie – uh, yeah, that’s you all right. {snerk}
“Well met, my friend! This battle of wits is over!”
`
[the first person to identify this quote wins a basket of strawberries]
tessie said it!
I WIN I WIN
For some reason Mystery Science Theater comes to mind, but I may be wrong.
You’re right, Eric. It was from the MST3K movie, “The Giant Spider Invasion”. The repulsive sweaty guy was having an argument with the other repulsive sweaty guy. One of them spit at the other, and Crow (I think) said the sentence I quoted.
YEESSSS!!! I’ll be waiting for my strawberries, thank you.
)
(And my family, a bunch of big MST3K fans, love that one because most of them live in Wisconsin.
PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow, I know who I want on my team for the next game of trivial pursuit
NOT ME. Just because I knew a random MST3K quote does NOT mean I’m good at Trivial Pursuit. It just means Tessie and I both have good senses of humor.
why for no one plays MST3K anymore on late nite cable?
better then most stuffs bitter troll sees these days
They got cancelled. Twice. So now they have their own website where they make fun of REAL movies.
{http://www.rifftrax.com}
So you DO have a slight sense of humor. Now don’t tell me if you couldn’t get past the *content* you might not have found some of my lols just a little bit amusing. I never laid claim to being a great wit, but other people have found quite a few of them amusing.
Also, some of them are direct “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey” quotes, so I dare say you were not even trying when you looked.
I looked primarily at the political ones. Sorry, still lame to me. I’ll be fair and check out some of the other ones. If you’re a fan of Mike Nelson, then some of his genius had to rub off on you.
futurama is coming back on. Still the year 3K
No matter how many times I’ve seen that one, I giggle helplessly when the disgusting sweaty guy and his wife are eating dinner, and he asks her, “You want a piece of milk?”.
OMG there isn’t a single likeable character in that movie. I agreed with Mike and the robots in that one, “Go spiders!!”
“Is it a problem that spider is eating him with his butt?”
“Ewww! You ROLLED on me!!”
Heh. I could do this all day.
“That’s Old Milwaukee coming out of there.”
Ironically, I am just now watching a buttload of RiffTrax (the online version of MST3K by Michael J. Nelson who, I might add, is a conservative heh) shorts right now. I highly recommend downloading “Drugs are Like That”. But of course we don’t have the same sense of humor so you might not get it.
*gasp* Anniee likes the MST? I take back every bad thing I said about your sense of humor.
Hehe – see? The great equalizer (I mean humor, though of course the reality is math). It’s the content, not the humor that is in question here. I DO understand that, but come on; we all have to take one for the team now and again. We have been the butt for 30 years; do you not understand the concept of getting back even a little of one’s own? Ferreal?
Oops, also I lay no claim to being a great wit. Even my lol about Obama “ogling” the young red dress girl was merely designed to get people thinking in a different direction than the obvious. Those of us who can not make *great* jokes depend on those who can and we like a little variety!!! Even politically.
I’ve always said I’d love to see a GOOD Obama LOL. And it’s not just you, it’s most of them that just aren’t funny. And honestly, I don’t like redundant or boring Republican LOLs either. The last several Palin LOLs have been nothing more than eyerolls for me. Some of my favorite LOLs on PK have been ones with politicians with absolutely NO political message whatsoever. I liked the acid one with Laura Bush for example. And occasionally I try to even it out at least a little. I’ve taken a couple shots at Bill Clinton (despite him being one of my favorite politicians).
Dude, Clinton doesn’t do it. EVERYONE does Clinton; and frankly even I have gotten sick of the Hillary lols (though she is one of the most loathsome human beings on the planet IMO) because it’s just such. a. cheap. shot. It’s way too easy. Anyone and everyone can and has done it.
The idea is to mock the sacred cows, not the filthy whores who have been dragged so far through the mud that mud is all you can see anymore.
bitter troll likes whores, alot….so dont be mean to them. as for sacred cows. thems make the BESTEST burgers.
remember if you cant laugh at yourself , dont laugh at others
The problem with Obama is he just isn’t FUNNY. It’s hard to caption him because he’s just not that funny to me. And FWIW, I looked at some more of your LOLs and favorited a few.
Well, then thank you! I didn’t want the reputation of making nothing but stinky BS lols because I know I’m not a great wit but I’m not a retarded wit either. Some of them are funny
So thanks.
bitter troll knows everyone has hits and misses
and you stoopid hoomans have different senses of hoomur
hoomans should be more like trolls
why not all be just lik me
Bitter, we don’t all have room enough around to lick you
Yeah, I know I’ve made some real stinkers in my time. But some are pretty good too. It’s a really icky feeling looking back at my own LOLs and seeing the bad ones.
Any fans of MST3K might want to check out “The Film Crew”. It’s basically the same three guys making fun of campy movies, but without the costumes. Netflix has them, or some of them, anyway.
By the way, I notice you debated “fair and open-minded”, but not “wonderful”. Co’mere and gimme a hug, ya big palooka!
Clinton is a democrat not a republican.
The sky is blue not green.
David, can you read or does your mind just block out stuff your brain can’t handle? It’s Clinton, Edwards, the republicans. Those little dots you see are called commas, sweetheart, and they help to break up and clarify the thought.
Oh, and nice play Slic.
A walnut is not a peanut; it’s a walnut.
Peanut is neither pee, nor nut. but bitter troll is bitter
“Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.”
“You know, Captain, with every year that passes, I become more convinced that the wisest thing is to concentrate our attention on the good and the beautiful”.
Wait, isn’t that Hitchhiker’s Guide?
You didn’t recognize it immediately within the first three words Eric?
No Hitch-soup for you.
That’s two things Anniee and I like in the same thread. That’s never happened before.
*Cloister Bell Rings*
Oh dear…. that’s not good…..
*crow taps at window*
Nevermore!
A large clock in the town square clicks away toward noon.
*whistles*
And really, where the f*ck is my towel lately?
It’s Frank Chapman’s crew mate at the beginning of the MST3K movie “forbidden planet” — the one where all the aliens were tiny.
“Permission to talk in flowery prose, Captain?”
I remember that one vaguely, but I’ve only seen it once.
My favorite line from that one is when they’re searching him and one of the bots says (a la one of the tiny planet people): “He IS an alien! He only has one!”
DONT PANIC
Really? Wow, St. Louis’ pollution is really out of control.
bitter troll help by eaten the St. Lewis childrens
Uh yeah, about that. Mine are really scrawny and don’t have much meat on them. Not particularly tasty children. You can pass on them. Now, the neighbor kids, I heard they taste like bacon. Go for ‘em.
-Finishes burninating troll-kabab-
I like my food well-done.
Now, about those kids next door… Are they trollish or should I leave them be until the first time I catch them typing “4chan” into their little computers?
Neighbor kids? Uh, sure, they love 4chan. Burninate to a crisp.
BURNINATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn
-Actually growls at trolls and pretends to throw mental punches of logic through the interwebs-
Prepares, not pretends. FAIL. I sneeze while I type, I lose.
but 4chan is overflowing with troll-fodder… you’d need Pepto if you wait until the neighbor kids to get on.
ITS BACON!!!!!
Kevin Bacon???? Where?!?
in wild things
and he’s pretty damn naked
you can see his bacon
I think I’m gonna hurl.
That’s how we always referred to that scene: Kevin Bacon’s Bacon. And man was that ever a surprise anyway.
I’ll have to rent that now.
bitter troll remembers watching, thinking this good hooman movie, then out of no where, bacon….
Just jump to the end when Kevin Bacon gets out of the shower. My reaction the first time was like O_O
I didn’t know he had it in him.
He didn’t have it IN him. He had it just dangling there for us all. With all the crazy plot twists in that movie, showing Bacon’s dong was the most unexpected…and gross.
Wait, what?
Its like Kevin Costner’s Robin Hood… thank GOD he didn’t turn around in that waterfall.
That’s probably my favorite movie of all time, but I think it has way more to do with Alan Rickman’s sheer awesomeness than anything else.
Best Sheriff of Nottingham ever. But of course Alan Rickman is the best of all time.
“Why a spoon cousin? Why not a knife, or an axe?”
“Because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more.”
And my favorite…
“You. My room. 10:30. You. 10:45…and bring a friend.”
Alan Rickman makes any movie better just by being in it. Except Harry Potter. He’s practically a cameo in those flicks, which is rather sad. Die Hard and Dogma spring immediately to mind.
If Peanut oil is made of peanuts, and corn oil is made of corn, that would mean Baby Oil is made out…of…..
Soylent Green!?
Yeah um, why the hell WOULD he look elsewhere when he’s got Michelle at home? She’s not just hot, she’s majorly badass and probably ahem, y’know, like a fricking banshee.
but… Bill Clinton was a democrat