Vladurday: ILLEGAL?
ILLEGAL? why???
(Vladimir Putin)
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Why indeed? Surely if one desires to hit small children one is perfectly within ones rights. Ought to happen more often so that they don’t grow up into subsversive long-haired teens…
Bah. In the name of sports almost all bad behaviour is suddenly glorified.
if all people on the field/court have a healthy respect for each other and the game and let whatever happens during the game stay on the field or court than does it really count as bad behavior?
I think that was my point.
oh. I read it as a critique. my apologies
Well… A little, probably. My main point really was that since it is sports, it isn’t bad behaviour.
I see I phrased it rather grumpily: I do sometimes find it funny (as in strange-funny, not funny-haha) that people enjoy watching some of the more violent fighting sports (and by all means some other sports too, esoecially involving animals) without ever reflecting over the fact that anywhere outside of that particular arena/field/whatever it would be a felony.
But I don’t care overly about it – people should be able to hurt themsevles and each other if there’s consensus. (But not hurt animals.) Anyway, I think I am some times more annoyed with people not even reflecting over the possible ethical issues than the ethical issues themselves. ;p
Danbala, what is it about your posts that confuse people?
The ramblingness and my inability to write straight-forward sentences?
Hm I guess that’s it. Sarcasm tags (/sarcasm for the nubs reading) are now your new best friend.
I see what you mean. I never wanted to hurt someone in soccer, and if I ever did than apologies and checking on them, even if they were on the other team. I just never understood when they got upset about it (as long as it was an accident) I mean didn’t you know this could happen when you walked on the field? I even enjoy MMA those guys usually never get upset cause they know what could happen.
Abusing animals is never cool. They can’t think like a human so there is no competition to it.
I know when i actually did martial arts sparring, for all the violence that it appeared to have, there was no malintent, as soon as anyone got even a decent shot in we’d take a break to be sure they were fine. Everybody was well aware of the ramifications if we went too far.
Also, games violent to animals is not cool.
Jodo’s my favorite, personally. It’s really physical and impressive to watch.
We practice martial arts so we WON’T have to really use them
I was terrible at Judo. never could get the throws right, and i’m terrible with grappling. My favorite style was something called Kenseido. a sort of mix between karate and aikido.
Grappling is definitely not easy to get comfortable with, particularly if you already have personal space issues.
I hadn’t heard about that style. I’ll have to go and look it up. I liked Kyokushinkai, it had a lot of kata and I enjoyed that immensely.
it’s a fairly new style. I was extremely lucky i think to get into it. It was always funny going into the sparring sessions, it was usually college guys, and I was a highschool freshman girl…they started out saying they’d go easy on me and such…they learned very quickly there was a reason i was so young and in the sparring classes.
I seriously cry when I hear about animal abuse. What’s the point of having a living being to care for if you’re just going to beat the crap out of it?
Incidentally, did anyone hear about Cheyenne Cherry? There’s a little bitch that will burn in hell.
Sounds like a spaghetti western porn star… j/k…
She’s a twisted little freak. Roasting in hell is too good for her. Talk about inhumane!
Those animals are asking for it. The horse said neigh, but I heard yes.
Not to spur you on, but could you rein it in?
you shouldn’t saddle her with the burden
Canter bad puns simply be left trot in hell?
Hay! Stop your whinnying.
Well that’s a bit much; you’re a chomp.
Would that be your unbridled opinion?
Nope – saw it posted in a gallop poll.
Are you sure it was the mane point? It kind of seems like a tall tail…
*watches DT try to stirrup the horseshit again*
*steeplechases PP and harnesses her*
Hay don’t try to geld the lily; I’m calling foal!
hay, how bout yall giddyap-tfu!
I’d love to stay and chat about this, but I’m supposed to go dancing, so I really mustang-o.
Hope you get to hear a little colt-rain, pal-o-min-o.
Maybe he’s going to the LOL-Appaloosa Music Festival.
Yeah, where is Igor anyway?
I was wondering the same thing! He seemed down in his last posts: hope he’s feeling a-o-k-o.
He hasn’t chatted with me on Facebook in awhile either…
I think he was doing some volunteer work (his status said that?), maybe he’s just wiped out. Possibly he is having girl problems.
*giggle*
Ah the tumultuosness of youth.
Ah yes… that is true.
Who, me?
True, I’ve been doing my whole teen angst thing, but hey, don’t jump to completely correct assumptions until I TELL you too 
Double reply= FAIL!
Who, me?
True, I’ve been doing my whole teen angst thing, but hey, don’t jump to completely correct assumptions until I TELL you to 
No, just sleepy. I’ve been forgetting to take my medication, and that is NOT a good thing.
Blergh. I’m back, folks! (just remind me to take my adderal and sylexin!)
Hey Igor… just reminding you… take your adderal and sylexin!
Hmmm … Are you sure it’s not Celexa you’re taking?
I’m just doing as I was told to do.
Oof, I should have directed that to Igor (How’d his name change, anyway? Must have been while I was away).
Around the time he realized Tyler was a common name for teenage boys on the internet. He’ll still always be Tyler to me though, mainly because I already paid my I’m Not Having Sex With Tyler (or INHSWT) club dues.
Pitty was right, Celexa.
Sorry, my doctor has this reallyyyyy strong greek accent, and his name is Thrassos, so I always thought it was how he pronounced it.
Hey, don’t forget your…hey, what’s that?
*wanders off*
*weeps and trembles, karate chops the refrigerator*
We have a winner!
-Wonders if AC is discussing Tyler in all his sexiness-
-Realizes it doesn’t matter and jumps in anyway-
AC, you’re not supposed to talk down about me like that in public! You promised!! /moan miserably
Vladmir Putin is actually a lifelong practitioner of Judo.
You do realize he’s not punching? He is instructing the kid that he should pull and turn while looking over his shoulder to off balance the guy, and then throw him. Trust me, I know Judo.
-in his keanu voice-
i know kung fu
side note, bitter troll not know kung fu
bitter troll knows troll fu!…mostly curling into lil ball and crying till person punching you decides your not enough of man to waste his time with
I wonder, who had the balls to tell Vlad to stop?
I also wonder where they are now buried…
I know the answer to question 2! There was nothing left to bury.
Well, if they dump them in the shark pit, then they do not have to do any burying whatsoever.
lazers on their freakin heads?
Landshark?
seabass with frickin laser beams!
sharks with lazer beams and chainsaw fins!
O_o… Do I spy a fellow zOMGaian?
Discuss Gaia not, DWN. Please.
Play a real game at the very least.
everyone come to everquest2 and play with bitter troll!
The diminutive of Vladimir is not “Vlad” but “Vova”.
Russian fail.
I’m afraid it’s too late, they got used to Vlad.
Vova sounds too much like ‘vulva’, so I suspect most Vladimer’s would go by Vlad in the USA.
(my mother wouldn’t let my father buy a volvo for this reason)
Your mom is a prude
Nah. It’s because Volvos are box-y.
*shakes head*
Thank you! Try the veal, and don’t forget to tip your waitress… I’ll be here all week!
They prefer the term “server” nowadays. Much more PC.
What if it’s a person of color? Is “server” not offensive? I’m totally serious, here.
*never eats out — prefers own cooking*
No, you’re confusing “servant” with “slave”.
In this case it’s an actual description of what they are doing; “serving”.
Not confused, just curious as to the connotations of “server.” If “waitress” or “waiter” isn’t PC, I really don’t think “server” is a whole lot better. Brings up “servant,” which I visualize as someone who does the bidding of a master.
Just sayin’.
when did waitress or waiter become unPC? did bitter troll miss a memo? can bitter troll still useing serveing wench and the ever populare hey you?
Servants at least get PAID to do the bidding of a master. Slaves, however, do not.
but no one called the guy you brings bitter troll a drink at the mexican place down the street a slave, he only called the kinky girls on the internet that, and they enjoy it.
No, bitter troll, for 19.95 a month, you pay them to SAY they enjoy it.
mmmmmm bitter troll prefers to eat his children raw
Either way, I don’t care. I just wanted to say something snarky.
bitter troll prefers something snarfy. snarf snarf
Thundercats Ho!
snarf is good eaten
I prefer my trolls with lemon pepper, rotisserie-style.
Oh, yeah? Fu(k you, bitter troll!!!!!!!!!
Snarf lives in STL?
Down the street actually. He asked if he could use my computer. Now I gotta clear all this Snarf pron off my history.
If your server is a PC your IT budget is too low
Your father must talk like my grandpa does then. *snickers*
Ah, makes sense then. Thanks!
She was speaking in English, and in English it’s “Vlad”.
English fail.
My Russian friend goes by Vlad here in the U.S.
Then his full name is Vladislav, not Vladimir.
Well excuse me for not being Russian then. :\
I thought it was ‘Vovka’.
Let’s go back to my homeland and beat up kids!!!
I can see the kids just bragging about how a black eye was all they got from Vlad. All their friends would be like “the first survivors in years”
and thats why it isn’t illegal for Vlad to punch kids.
shiny?
Didn’t this happen on Seinfeld with Kramer?
Did you know the drug Premarin is a mixture of estrogens extracted from the urine of pregnant mares (pregnant mares’ urine).
Yes, and I’m not very happy about that at all.
Um, did I break some sort of little known ordinal rule here? I don’t see a number or anything in my post. Something to do with Vladurday maybe? Are these rules posted anywhere? Is there a college course? Help?
Nah! I was just teasing. I’m doing AI research today, and just felt naughty.
Sorry ’bout that!
Okay, you had me stumped. What does Premarin have to do with AI anyway? (AI = Artificial Intelligence??)
D’oh. Sorry. Artificial Insemination. It’s part of the next rotation, so I’m boning (lol) up on it.
NO! BAD! STAY OUT OF JUDO! Go to another martial art
What, so Putin’s not scary enough–he’s got to learn ANOTHER martial art? Dude, he just has to rear his head a LITTLE and Alaska’s going to get eaten, and then where will we get good crab?
Oh my god I never thought of that! Down with Vlad! Save the crabs!
YES! We must protect Paris at all costs!
we could saddle her crabs and ride them like mules.
The crabs learned how from Paris.
crabs are tastey, paris is not
That’s not what your mom said.
mom? trolls dont have moms..silly hooman. trolls spring from piles of crap left on the internet
He’s not going to punch that kid, he’s telling him to lift his elbow.
That just what the KGB want you to believe.
THE KGB HAVE NO SECRETS! QUESTION KGB QUESTION COUNTRY, NO-PATRIOT!
NO QUESTION!
(ENGRISH!)
-Knock, knock-
-Who’s there?-
-*smack*-
-KGB WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!-
-Giggles and smacks himself-
Sorry, I love that Office segment.
And have a tendency to hit/smack myself/run into things cause they look interesting.
I couldn’t remember where it was from. I watch little to no t.v. and got that from my brother. I couldn’t remember where he said he saw it but he was telling that joke over and over for the week we were there (complete with slaps).
MUAHAHA!
-Feels proud because he caught a teacher making a typo-
Janie, you seem to have forgotten a place for your reference to “there”
-Realizes that isn’t uncommon and feels like a d0uche-
I don’t really use the slapping jokes. They don’t go well. It ends up like the scene in my linky.
Meh, it wasn’t a typo as I never intended to tell you where “there” was. If anything I guess you can call it lazy writing. I assumed by “there” you would know I meant his place. I suppose we can all count our lucky stars that the internet isn’t submitted for a grade.
I have this LOL: ‘When your job makes you want to hit small children, it’s time to quit.’
anyone notice Vlad has a black belt? or is it just me….
Sarah, I know you appreciate that fact.
I don’t get this one. He is sparring with a kid. The punch is legal. The cloak grab is legal. As a kid, I sparred with adults alot. Sure, you always lose (or usually) but you learn alot. The only thing he did wrong was look away. I would have got him good if he looked away. Nuts or face, all legal.
When you have to explain teh funneh, teh funneh goes away.
Awww, and teh funneh is so delicate around these parts nowadays. There it was, like a new life shining in my fingers and TheObject crushed it beneath the heel of his logic. :’(
There, there Jane *holds Jane ever so lightly* It will be ok. Teh funneh will come back, someday.
*sniffs* I blame Global Warming. How long can teh funneh survive when it’s habitat is being destroyed?
*dabs Jane’s tears with an aloe Kleenex*
I know sweetie. I know. Let’s join the World Wildlife Foundation.
global warming means more water, more water means more bridges, more bridges mean realestate prices drop down, this makes me bitter
I rent, so this is not relevant to my interests.
There, there bitter troll. *makes funny face and does not want to hold bitter troll ever so lightly*
You can join the World Wildlife Foundation with us.
*hold out aloe Kleenex for bitter trolls use*
my real estate prices drop and you offer me a box of flimsy paper? does it have aloe? it looks to weak to hold my troll snott or drooly troll slobber
*throws up hands in frustration*
Here, have a diaper.
is it used?
No, I don’t like touching used diapers. Fresh out of the package.
no thanks
Then quit your bitching.
well thats hardly very troll like is it?
You’re just adorable. I think I’ll trap and keep you for my own amusement.
bitter troll is no one’s pet. spelling is for tori not for bitter troll.
That never ends well Charro.
never! bitter troll cant be house trained either.
Never said anything about you being a pet, or housetraining you. Just keeping you for my own amusement.
well bitter troll is for entertainment only
Oh, you will be most entertaining as part of my collection. *tents fingers*
Excellent.
bitter troll is not a poke’mon.
Good. I hate those things.
bitter troll was once poke’mon, but thrown out of poke’leauge for useing shotgun attack on charmander. then teabagged him
Fascinating history. You still belong to me, more my own entertainment.
*for
-puts on a jesterhat, juggles hamsters- my political party is right, yours is wrong. the person you like is a jackass and destroying america. bitter troll needs not state sources or provid any fair input.
*claps merrily*
I approve of bitter troll’s antics! Keep entertaining me!
Shotgun? Teabagging? I know who bitter troll is.
Care to share? I have memory problems. Curse you alcohol!
I have my theories, but I don’t want to accuse falsely. It would have to be someone well acquainted with video gaming, and one name springs immediately to mind.
Eric, Bitter Troll is secretly Master Chief?
bitter troll is not this cheif guy, sorry. you not know who bitter troll is, use to rarely make comments under different name but sure no one would remember. was reborn as evil interwebz troll for self amusement.
FESTER?!
yeah man stfu trullz
im bitter
No, you’re not.
extreamly bitter. and i live under a bridge
Your bridge needs spell check.
spell check is against troll religion, troll religion demands we cause problems and start fights. nothing starts fights faster then misfacts, misspelling, and misintellegnce
I’ll say. Your spelling is even worse than ILPB. But tell, us oh bitter one, who are you and what do you want from us?
bitter troll wants what any troll wants, to live under a bridge and cause trouble on the interwebs by saying stupid, unproven like its fact, and cause general annoyance to the people who have to much free time to listen to the worthless crap spewing from bitter trolls mouth, and cupcakes
We have no cupcakes. The cupcakes are a lie. We have s’mores.
Not the cupcakes too! What about cookiecakes? Are the pies still truthful?
Pies can only be trusted on Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Obvious troll is obvious. With bad punctuation and capitalization.
im rather bitter your takeing time to point out my personal short comeings, clearly your better then me. and dont live under a brige
Clearly.
“I’m rather bitter about you taking time to point out my personal short comings. Clearly you’re better than me and don’t live under a bridge.”
There, I fixed that for you. It hurt to read.
Thanks Eric with weird pink avatar.
you fixed it! it burns, it freezes, it scolds and scars poor bitter troll
That’s right. The proper grammar and spelling burns, doesn’t it? I before e, except after c, mother fvcker!
Something something neighbor and weigh.
“And you’ll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY!!!!”–Brian Regan
*giggle*
Haha win!
Eric with weird pink avatar=Eric forgot to entire the correct e-mail address. The pink avatar is associated with my old e-mail.
Hee hee. I think I’ve seen you do that before. It’s all good.
shouldnt your name have a cap in it?
Nah, I don’t like wearing hats.
Is he threatening to bust a cap in our collective ass?
Nah, he’s harmless. I’m planning to trap him and keep him for my general amusement.
Putin is such a smack a$$. I hope he gets eaten by a bear and it gets posted on youtube.
putin would kill the bear with his bare hands. then eat it. and then post the eating and killing on youtube. then poop it out in a most frightening manner
If he can kill bears with them, can we call them his “bear hands?”
bear hands would mean his hands as strong as bears, this would make them seem weaker then they already are. bitter troll fears putin
I think I like Vladurday.
I think it was created with you in mind, Jane dear.
vladurday is good day, is day for bitter beer
Isn’t everyday a day for bitter beer according to troll religion?
Ooooooh, he’s drinking Miller Lite.
I feel so special and honored now! *blushes*
everyday is vladurday too. makes calanders easy to make. tis the moth of vladtober
No, no, no. It’s Rock-tober. At least according to Real Rock Radio, KSHE 95. I think Vladuary sounds more natural.
I bet somebody has made some weird Russian cat already.
[LINK]
Russian, but not that weird…