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Thank God they’re so far away from everyone else.
(Sarah Palin)
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The Port Chicago disaster was a deadly explosion that took place on July 17, 1944, at the Port Chicago Naval Magazine in Port Chicago, California, in the United States. Munitions, which were being loaded aboard a cargo vessel bound for the Pacific Theater of Operations, detonated, killing 320 sailors and civilians and injuring 390 others. Most of the dead and injured were enlisted African-American sailors.
A month later, continuing unsafe conditions inspired hundreds of servicemen to refuse to load munitions, an act known as the Port Chicago Mutiny. Fifty men, called the Port Chicago 50, were convicted of mutiny and sentenced to long prison terms. Forty-seven of the 50 were released in January 1946; the remaining three served additional months in prison.
During and after the trial, questions were raised about the fairness and legality of the court-martial proceedings.[1] Due to public pressure, the United States Navy reconvened the courts-martial board in 1945; the court affirmed the guilt of the convicted men.[2] Widespread publicity surrounding the case turned it into a cause célèbre[3] among African Americans and white Americans; it and other race-related Navy protests of 1944–1945[4] led the Navy to change its practices and begin in February 1946 to desegregate its forces.[5] In 1994, the Port Chicago Naval Magazine National Memorial was dedicated to the lives lost in the disaster.
You know, this shit is actually a lot more annoying than the “first” posts.
I actually learn stuff, but to each his/her own….
Learning stuff sucks! Down with knowledge!
bitter troll agrees bitterly
my head hurts from all of this learning and these liberal programs. I meant who wants to hear from a puppet who teaching counting
wtf?
Ordinal post rule.
Learn to read old posts.
The Rhythmicon—also known as the Polyrhythmophone—was the world’s first electronic drum machine (or “rhythm machine,” the original term for devices of the type).
(wikipedia)
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/4 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground mace
1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/8 teaspoon ground cloves
1 cup butter, softened
1 1/2 cups packed brown sugar
1 cup white sugar
2 eggs
1 tablespoon milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 cup cornflakes cereal, crumbled
3 cups rolled oats
1/2 cup flaked coconut
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
1 cup chopped walnuts
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets. Sift together flour, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, mace, nutmeg, and cloves; set aside.
In a large bowl, cream together butter, brown sugar, and white sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in milk and vanilla. Gradually mix in the sifted ingredients until well blended. Using a wooden spoon, stir in the cornflakes, oats, coconut, chocolate chips, and walnuts. Roll the dough into walnut sized balls, and place 2 inches apart on prepared cookie sheets; flatten slightly.
Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in preheated oven. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely. I found that slightly under baking these yields wonderfully chewy cookies!
Yum.
Did someone say cookies?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm….cookies!!!
Wow, coconut, walnuts and chocolate chips in one cookie! mmmmmmm.
Yum!! But I’m allergic to walnuts – can you leave them out, please?
Almonds OK?
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Well played, Kurt. Well played indeed.
Agreed.
Hah! but they can see us from Alaska. . . Amiright!?
no
sigh. . .
are you Russian? I just didn’t get the continental U.S part. Sorry.
well, Canada’s shit out of luck but I guess a couple hundred miles of tundra and forest cushions it a bit. JUUUST SAYIN’….
I like this
Cause you know …. Alaska just floats away from everyone. Canada isn’t right next to them or anything….
because their politicians smile and wave?
oh, wait…………..
Palin is a dumbass.
Maybe so but the jokes ain’t funny no mo. *yyyaaaawwwwnnnn*
yeah, the big nasty dangerous white woman from Alaska must be very very frightening to a lot of people judging by the volume of (non)LOLz they publish.
Repeat yawn.
she not big, not nasty, but she carries big gun and shoots moose out of plane…that dangerous.
She shoots wolves from planes. But yeah, Yawnz.
Cite?
who wants some s’mores??? we’ve got some left over from the other day! pie iron pizzas are about 10 minutes out for those who are interested.
ooooo, pizza for breakfast!! *waits*
the first one is pepperoni only. and i believe you called dibs.
Oh yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
don’t burn your tongue on the cheese… it’s hot.
ouch ouch ouch ouch!! (it’s worth it)
Hot pizza for breakfast? That’s just plain wrong. Everyone knows breakfast pizza is served COLD.
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizza! Yesplz, kthxbai.
*raises hand*
Oooh oooh! Me!
what toppings do you want? i’ve got yellow peppers, pepperoni, sausage, cheese and a handful of other things.
On my s’mores?!?!
Although…I’m from Wisconsin, so cheese has serious potential…
Oh, you meant on the pizza! Cheese. Pepperoni. More Cheese.
i’ve put peanut butter on s’mores before. never cheese though…
one pizza coming up soon.
Mmmm…peanut butter s’mores…that sounds AMAZING.
I was thinking s’more pizza. Graham crust, melted chocolate and little tiny marshmallows all over it.
OOOH pizza! Count me in!
Damnit I should have come here first. I had microwave pizza for dinner. Can I have a s’mores or five?
Every now and then, you just HAVE to have about 10-12 of those 89 cent microwave pizzas. I usually roll them like a burrito and burn my tongue on the hot cheese squirting out of both ends. Mmmmmm, takes you back to childhood.
Wow I don’t think I’ve ever had 12 of those things. I like the Totino’s Pizza Roll things though.
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This article is about the term used in rhetoric. For the mathematical term, see Hyperbola.
Hyperbole (pronounced /haɪˈpɜrbəliː/ hye-PER-bə-lee[1], from ancient Greek “ὑπερβολή”, meaning excess or exaggeration) is a figure of speech in which statements are exaggerated. It may be used to evoke strong feelings or to create a strong impression, but is rarely meant to be taken literally.
Hyperbole is used to create emphasis. It is a literary device often used in poetry, and is frequently encountered in casual speech. It is also a visual technique in which a deliberate exaggeration of a particular part of an image is employed. An example is the exaggeration of a person’s facial feature in a political cartoon.
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Necessary
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Search Wiktionary Look up necessary in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.
Necessary may refer to:
* Something that is a required condition for something else to be the case, see necessary and sufficient condition.
* A necessary truth, something that cannot fail to be true, see logical possibility.
* An important task or essential thing to do at a particular time or by a particular moment.
* Necessity in the context of criminal law
* An action somebody may feel they must do
* In some languages a “necessary” is a bathroom or toilet. In English this is an archaic usage.
Sorry, just displaying things your post wasn’t.
Wow, I’m impressed. I thought you were referring to yourself.
No, I’m referring to most of humanity. Not that we aren’t useful, but there are far too many of us to be individually necessary for the survival of the planet and universe.
Ahh, revenge of the troll team, part 2.
Yeah, because that was referring specifically to you.
Calling me a troll when you pasted from wikipedia to prove a point? Get your fvcking head on straight and learn what a troll is. Just because you disagree, I don’t call you a troll. Just a moron.
Still trolling huh? There are many definitions for that, btw.
Douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term in North America. In other English speaking countries the term is not well known. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s.[6] The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.
You forgot to preface your little speech with a definition of yourself.
It wasn’t a speech, but rather a joke. Since you are the one attempting to be irritating here, maybe your term would be a reference to yourself? It certainly seems to fit your attitude.
Ah, back to the “I know you are but what am I” defense.
Not at all, but in your case, it fits. It just makes your day to troll PK looking for me and try to insult me. But don’t worry, I enjoy it. As long as you troll hate on me, you are not bothering people who can’t take it.
People who disagree =/= trolls.
People who need to copy from Wikipedia instead of just saying “Oh, I was using hyperbole”= deliberately obnoxiously obtuse.
Don’t call someone a troll if you don’t know what it means.
Wonder troll powers ACTIVATE!
And if they don’t work, rest assured you will be called to task on them..
Gah! Nesting failure..
Nah, I think it fits quite well there, Eddie.
You’re adorable Justa.
As I recall, you were the one responding to me; but if it makes you feel better to think I’m trolling for you, go for it.
I just made a pizza joke. The wonder troll team had to get nasty about it.
Wonder Troll Team Powers, activate!
KONSPIRACY!!!
F*ck you.
Note- Justacarolinian has been ignored from this thread. From now on, Tyler/Igor shall no longer see Justa’s posts, as he has been deemed an idiot who needs to demonize those who disagree with him as trolls.
Ohh, such language. I am so afraid. But since Tyler/Ignoramus is ignoring me, I can tell a joke without getting attacked. As far as demonizing, you need to look in the mirror Troll.
I believe the problem here is the intent of your joke wasn’t clearly defined. It reads as if you literally eat 10-12 of the mini pizzas. So, to further elucidate, while you proceeded to go on a troll naming excercise, Charro was simply stating that she has never had that many in one sitting without indicating any sense of disbelief. However, you responded with a needless definition, when in fact it would have clarified your intent had you just said, “Sorry, that was hyperbole.”
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It looks to me like you were trying to play yourself off as a vicitim when in fact, you are your own worst enemy.
Eddie, I’m not a victim in any way. I would have to let them bother me for that to happen. The name calling starts as soon as those 2 see me anywhere here on PK. If my humor wasn’t that funny, ok. But those 2 are just nasty to me at every chance. Not that it bothers me, just explaining it to you.
By the way, I was going for that way to much information spin on the joke, and I missed. It’s not like I’m the first to bomb a joke on PK, GASP, No REALLY!
Okay, just to clarify- Justa, I’ve spoken to you on the site once before this on the gay marriage discussion. That was because I was debating the issue in general.
So I don’t think that constitutes a conspiracy.
Yes, Justa. Every time I see you I call you names. As demonstrated by my innocuous replies to your eating microwave pizzas and comments about Ice Road Truckers and Deadliest Catch.
I did notice that, and thought maybe things were going in different directions, then it just seemed the exception to prove the rule.
By the way, the site has eaten several of my responses, I think because I put a link in them. It was to another LOL I thought I would share with you.
No one called you a name until you decided to be snotty with your hyperbole post, which to be honest was random, weird, and as Tyler pointed out, unnecessary.
Sorry Jane, it wasn’t meant to be snotty, but rather a play on the Hyperbole thing, once again, stretching it too far with tooooooo much information. Do I have to go in the naughty corner for bombing a joke?
You do not ask the questions about corners.
THE KGB ASKS THE QUESTIONS AND DECIDES YOUR CORNER!
You have to go in the corner with the dunce cap. We’ve all been through it at one time or another.
And if you want to post a link, put it in the little box under your e-mail address that says “website”. Then it will hyperlink your name and we can click it that way.
Or you can do like this: {www.icanhascheezburger.com/justasfunnylol} and we can copy/paste.
I did put it in the box for the website, but alas, PK ate it about 5 times.
Once again, it eats comments as long as I have a link in the box. Let’s try it this way.
{http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4735256}
Oh, yes. Leave it to the Lefto to mention the KGB. *ducks*
Maybe PK is displaying dislike for Firefox.
I was beginning to think so too. I was also going to ask if keeping up with replies was easier in IE. Seems Firefox zooms me back to the top most of the time. It takes moods of doing that.
Yay Socialism! Boo Nazis!
I use Google Chrome myself. Sometimes I have to do some scrolling too. C’est la vie.
You know Charro, I’m not against many of the ideals of people helping each other, even with the power of government. I’m just against the national government doing it. That keeps it so there are alternatives for when it doesn’t work.
I’m not fond of National Socialists, see. No Nazi’s.
I have Android on my cell phone, and it’s supposed to be very close to Chrome, but I haven’t tried it. Would it be too much for the makers of PK to make you zip to your comment when you click the link you get emailed? It works on other sites.
Hmmm I don’t have it email me, for fear my email box would be for too clogged with “Someone replied after you on Pundit Kitchen!” I just hang around randomly and look at things. So I don’t know if it works that way on Google Chrome. I think it wouldn’t because of the nesting.
I don’t necessarily think Socialism should be forced on anyone; I think the country could definitely benefit from some more Socialist policies. I think people, in general, could all benefit from thinking more Socialist but we all know you can’t just change the way people think by presenting rational arguments. People have to change the way they think themselves and rational arguments help; but I don’t kid myself thinking I can change the way people think by presenting rational arguments for it. Too many people equate Socialism with evil; think it’s the same as Communism, which is also evil and are under the impression that both of those political theories want to steal from them.
Oh yeah, it WILL blow your email up. Like that MOAB in a pepsi full of mentos.
An honest, non snipey question. And you may have an answer, I don’t know. Where in history has socialism not turned into Communism or where the national government rules people, instead of Government of, by, and for the people?
I get that all the time. Try clearing your cache, and see if that doesn’t help. Also, you can also do a reload and that sometimes temporarily fixes the the problem.
I have Firefox set to clear the cache every time I close it. It seems to be random. But then again, *sigh* I thought buying a laptop with Vista on it would help me be ahead of the pack. That bomb was almost as bad as earlier joke. My PC died, and I figured I would move up to a laptop, and hey, beat the pack and not have to buy Vista later. And you ALL know how well that worked.
I don’t think it ever has. I also don’t know, necessarily, if a government has instituted a regime under the guise of “Socialism” when it was really something else.
I don’t think that society in general is able to be socialist. Or communist. I also don’t think politicians are able to be truly socialist, or communist, without making it a grab all for power and riches. I think people, as a whole, are too selfish and corrupt. “Look out for number one!” seems to me the general feeling among human beings.
These are the reasons I don’t think it should be forced on anyone, if it’s forced, it does turn into theft. But the idea of socialism, or communism, is just an idea. An idea can’t steal from people, only other people can do that.
The wife’s laptop has Vista and she had nothing but problems with IE, so she switched to Firefox. OTOH, I use XP and IE8 and never have any serious problems. In fact, I can’t remember the last time my computers crashed..
Hmmm, we have already *disagreed* about the National Socialists being, uh, socialists. And that is where we do agree, when it becomes a national level, there is always a power grab. Not that the “Jesus for president to bring in the 1000 year reign” crowd isn’t just as bad. Seems people just don’t get the original idea of individual liberty. Limited federal government, individual freedom. Just don’t harm others, or interfere with their freedom.
I never crash, but some sites just seem to hate Firefox, but that also might have something to do with adblocker. (LOVE THAT)
Vista works great in may ways, but it killed using some of my favorite programs. And now I have been using Vista for so long, all the people who call me for help with their PCs get confused, because I don’t remember where everything is at in XP.
Jesus is running for president?! If he wins does that mean we have to all stop masturbating?!
And I am all for not interfering in other people’s freedoms. I am free to wish that people could be more socialist, but I am not for forcing it on people. It’s just not how we have evolved. I still think this country could benefit from some more socialist policies. But I can’t say I’m super comfortable with the federal government owning the banks and the corporations. I don’t think they’re non-corrupt enough to not screw it up. Here’s hoping *raises champagne glass*
@Justa: Not unless you want to go in the naughty corner.
I’ll have to attend to you later though. My homework break has lasted long enough and I have to get back to it. *grumble grumble pout*
Sadly Charro, there are some who think he is. Have you ever looked up the flak with the start of the National Bank and all that scandal? Andrew Jackson got it from both sides for that. (I did a report on him in the 5th grade) [I also drive past his original homestead often on my route]
Anyways, time for the ole Carolinian to head off to bed. Since I can choose the naught corner or not, I guess I will choose the warm comfy bed with my lovely wife in it.
[Seriously, I'm one of those guys where people look and ask, "How in the holy batman's underwear did he wind up with her?"]
Paperwork says I have a big day tomorrow, so maybe it will give me time to think of jokes that actually work.
I don’t remember my 5th grade year. *goes to look up flak over the national bank*
Sleep well, I’d choose that over the naughty corner too.
But no more jokes until you do your time in the naughty corner.
And if they don’t work, rest assured you will be called to task on them..
See, Eddie? I have no idea what you’re talking about here.
Sorry Charro, it was in reply to JAC:
Oh, I get it now Eds. Thanks.
Justa, you makes me jealous.
And hey! My laptop is beautiful too!
/sniffle for horny teenagers everywhere
Andrew is a dumbass.
The colour of your avatar is a dumbass.
roflmao
I like that color though
It hurts my eyes. My precious eyesessss…
First thing to pop into my head was Invader Zim “Your voice is stupid!”
I live in STL
Makes you more of one.
HEY!!!!
Eh, who am I kidding, he’s right. This is a dumbass place to live.
Orly? Quick test:
1. What part of St. Louis?
2. Describe St. Louis style pizza.
3. Pronounce “Gravois.”
1. The left part.
2. Has dough, cheese and sauce.
3. Gruh-voiz.
1. WRONG! There is no left part! Only north county, south county, west county, the city, and the east side (Illinois). There is no east county. There is also St. Charles, Jefferson County, and Franklin County. Urban sprawl, thy name is St. Louis.
2. Sort of.
3. Grav-oy.
1.
2. Most pizza is like that
3. Gravy?
1. St. Louis is complex and stupid. It’s not your fault.
2. St. Louis style pizza has a very thin, cracker-like crust, usually uses provel or provolone cheese, and is rather light on the sauce.
3. Grav, which rhymes with have. And oy, which rhymes with boy.
Grav-oy. Your next lesson: try taking on Skuenker.
1. Yay something isn’t my fault!
2. I like pizza.
3. Pfefferneusse.
1. St. Louis is the fault of all society.
2. St. Louis style pizza is teh awesum.
3. Very good. Now a true/false question: Elm Rd, Rock Hill Rd, Tesson Ferry Rd, and MO Hwy 21 are all one road that some asshole decide to change the name of every 5 miles?
4.
Is TylerGor the BURNINATOR of STL too?
1. St. Louis is at fault for all society? Or St. Louis is there at the fault of all society?
2. Perhaps on my way back to AZ from IL I will stop in STL for pizza. Care to join me?
3. Thank you. Purple.
You’ve been watching too much Jon Stewart. Have a thought on your own once in a while.
Right back at you, my dear.
WTF does Jon Stewart have to do with anything?
have faith in the green lantern-nods- oh wait you mean that daily show guy?
You win just for remembering that Jon Stewart.
*bows*
You are a winner for that comment!
Inverse of FOX News, I imagine.
So… fox news is a fake news show that pretends to be real as opposed to the Daily Show, that pretends to not be real?
I support Alaskan secession.
that way you would officially be nailin a foreigner
i support breasts
ha ha good stuff
I support supporting breasts.
I guess you like high gas prices then… that’s about 250 million barrels/year you’re letting go.
We aren’t allowed to refine it though…
Well, if Cowlifornia actually WANTED to, we could supply a crap load of oil. But then you run into environmentalists freaks and it’s all over.
Didn’t they try to start up offshore drilling again a few years back?
What about Canada and Russia?
(And is anyone else getting tired of the Palinsucks jokes, politics aside?)
Me!!! *waves hand wildly in the air*
Nope… not sick of them yet… close… but not yet. I did hear that Sarah is busy working on her Tina Fey impression, though.
I’m not sick of Palin jokes in total, just the ‘Palin pbbbt’ ones.
Clever wanted!
At least this one wasn’t frothy and vitriolic.
*waves wildly next to VG while considering starting up another round of s’mores up at andrew’s comment*
I guess I’m a space alien for not liking s’mores. But can I eat from the ingredients table?
I lived pretty close to Hershey, Pa when I was growing up, and if the wind blew just right…. you’d be craving chocolate ALL WEEK!!!!
I crave chocolate all week, already! I guess it’s good I don’t live near Hershey!
i’ve not got JUST s’mores. i’ve got pie iron pizzas and a dutch oven dump cake in the works.
Yum! Pizza for lunch, followed by cake and a couple toasted marshmallows! I’m in. I’ve brought some iced tea with me!
who’s got the beer? after this week it’s needed… and badly.
No beer, I’m afraid. Would a frozen lime daiquiri do?
*pulls out battery-operated blender*
Me! Do people just not feel like staying relevant anymore? Sure, she’s an easy shot, but it’s just getting pathetic…
Relevant to what?
I just mean that she’s kind of a dated joke is all. It just seems kind of pointless to even talk about her at this point. There are much more interesting subjects out there than rehashing what a failure at being a politician she is (epic though that may be). Anyone who listens to news radio would know there are hilariously more absurd things in the news right now than anything Palin has done or is currently doing (which is remarkably little…).
She’s the only credible threat to Obama so she must be destroyed !!! BTW, Biden is an idiot too- it’s part of the VP description.
If she’s the only credible threat, then you guys are in very serious trouble.
I agree that the jokes about Palin are very tired indeed. I only sincerely wondered what the “relevant” was supposed to be relevant to.
But yeah – if anyone feels a need to joke about Palin now they should at least do it better than all this humdrum same-same.
When she stops suckin’ people will stop jokin’.
I just want to know, when will they start joking and stop hating?
When they see her rolling?
they see bitter troll rolling they haten
She has ecstasy?!
i never get tired of clever, original jokes, but its been a LOOOONG time since there was one on this particular subject.
Politics – Now available in sexy.
Sorry. She wasn’t included in that one.
“Sorry, in my opinion, she wasnt’ included in that one.”
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There, fixed that for you.
Nope. She literally wasn’t on that one. Refixed.
I get that yikes was trying to compare the two, and say that she’s sexy. But honestly, I don’t find Michelle, Carla or Sarah that sexy.
*whacks “Lil Lefty”*
You still alive down there?
Oh, *slaps forehead* Misread. sorry!! I don’t find Sarah sexy, but she is very good looking to me. Michelle has her days, but she does have her off days too (and I mean REALLY off……the camera doesn’t alway like that poor woman). Carla, OTOH…….well, I wouldn’t throw her out of bed for eating crackers….
Sarah is definitely more photogenic than Michelle, definitely.
Yes. And that’s what makes her qualified to run for President!
It’s more than Obama had.
Go to hell, Troll.
Snide comments don’t exactly represent intelligence.
Shut up little boy. How’s that? More exact?
Still snide, still stupid, still trollish.
Ahhh, my work is done…
Because degrading and misrepresenting the rest of the human race with anonymous stupidity is what you were assigned from the troll committee.
Right, not at all like what this site does consistently to Sarah Palin. Or, is everyone here under assignment from your so called “troll committee”?
Don’t worry.
It’s all a conspiracy, man… -Takes cover-
Ok, I won’t worry. Just don’t tell people to go to hell because they may take one pot shot at Obama and call their comment snide, when the whole site is designed to be snide in the first place. I’m just doing what everyone else is doing.
I’m with you Froo…I said Oreos, but the principle is the same.
Although it’s probably best I don’t have a girl that looks like that, I would never get any sleep….ever.
She would tell you to stop poking her eventually…..even the most nympho of us get tired and chafed after a while, lol.
I could just look at her all night…in between bouts of brushing Oreo crumbs from the sheets!
Actually, one of the side effects of dating Carla is somnthrustulism, which is more commonly known as “sleep-humping”. You’ll be fine, Steve.
Holy cow! I just looked it up, and there’s already actually a term for it: “sexsomnia”. [link]
This is now my word of the day.
No problem, froo. It’s Friday. Our brains “has a tiredz”. (Did I really just type that? *sigh*)
I agree with you on most of those. I don’t find Sarah to be sexy, but she’s the very “good-looking”. In Michelle’s case, her cheekbones are a gift and a curse. Depending on how the light hits them they can look great or just plain odd. Something about Carla though is a little disturbing to me. I don’t know what it is. I think it’s that her eyes almost always seem vacant or something.
Vacant is good in some cases, LOL. That means you don’t have to talk afterwards….
Words cannot express the <3 I feel for you after that comment.
*imagines having a 4some with Carla, Froo, and a pack of Oreos*
Not talking afterwards?
That’s no fun, Froo.
Yeah, I’m sorry too, she should have been the only one in that picture.
That would have been better.
POSTERS. Too bad so few people can make them funneh.
agreed.
Picture also has to be funny, otherwise the stale caption can fit on any old picture of sarah.
Coming from an Alaskan: BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(We’re not all Palin.)
Understood! *pats zippycat’s shoulder* Would you like some pizza?
Seriously. I’m an Alaskan and I was offended by this. Palin gives us all a bad name.
And that pizza sounds great!
So much ignorant hate for Palin… The jokes are getting old, but the amount of people that are so incredibly ignorant regarding Palin is even worse…
Seriously, I’m getting sick of all these. Most of them aren’t even that funny if you didn’t like Palin. It’s basically the same label Dems put on Bush, that if your a conservative your automatically a dummy.
Disagreed. Not all Democrats (I’m one) think that all Republicans are dumb. After all, Massachusetts has had a few Republican governors, and we’re a pretty solid-blue state. I voted for Weld (Silber was scary!), and I respect Orin Hatch, even if I don’t agree with him very often. Just for two…
Ya I was being to broad with that, but why are Palin and Bush just automatically labeled as dummies?(which they aren’t)
They just seem to get that label, we don’t go labeling Dems(cept Biden, but you would agree that he is) as dummies.
Possibly because Palin to some extent, and Dubya to a very large extent have managed to come across as dummies?
Well, they are dummies! Don’t watch Fox news all the time.
I call bullshit. I see plenty of people calling Obama and other Democrats stupid on here, among other things. Not just here either, plenty of other places. And frankly, stupid would be kind compared to other things said about Obama.
Top on my list is Pelosi.. God, I hate that woman.. She was stupid when she was involved in California politics, and now she has taken stupid to the national level.
Eddie, there was already plenty of stupid at the national level.
*strolls down recent memory lane*
“As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border.”
“I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we’ve been charged with and automatically throw them out.”
“We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. … We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation.”
“Well, let’s see. There’s ― of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―”
“All of ‘em, any of ‘em that have been in front of me over all these years.”
“They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.”
“They’re in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom.”
“I told the Congress, ‘Thanks, but no thanks,’ on that Bridge to Nowhere.”
“I’m the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can’t.’”
Ah…the memories.
Thanks pittypat! I think Sarah Palin is cute as a bug, which is apparently what’s occupying her brain space.
Tell me again how this shows her being held back from all the brilliant things she was gonna say but that McCain’s campaign kept her from saying?
“these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America”
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Now I want wonderful little pockets.
*jealous*
And now, for your reading pleasure, a balance of political stoopid:
“it was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of — I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing.” –confusing German for “Austrian,” a language which does not exist, Strasbourg, France, April 6, 2009
“No, no. I have been practicing…I bowled a 129. It’s like — it was like Special Olympics, or something.” –making an off-hand joke during an appearance on “The Tonight Show”, March 19, 2009 (Obama later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)
“I didn’t want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances.” –after saying he had spoken with all the living presidents as he prepared to take office, Washington, D.C., Nov. 7, 2008 (Obama later called Nancy Reagan to apologize)
“I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.” — defending his tax plan to Joe the Plumber, who argued that Obama’s policy hurts small-business owners like himself, Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 12, 2008
“What I was suggesting — you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith…” –in an interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying “your Christian faith,” which Obama quickly clarified (Watch video clip)
“I’m here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis.” –speaking via satellite to the Democratic National Convention, while in Kansas City, Missouri, Aug. 25, 2008
“Let me introduce to you the next President — the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden.” –slipping up while introducing Joe Biden at their first joint campaign rally, Springfield, Illinois, Aug. 23, 2008
“Just this past week, we passed out of the out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee — which is my committee — a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don’t obtain a nuclear weapon.” –referring to a committee he is not on, Sderot, Israel, July 23, 2008
“Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. It will be a strong friend of Israel’s under a McCain…administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel’s under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change.” –Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008
“How’s it going, Sunshine?” –campaigning in Sunrise, Florida
“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”
“Hold on one second, sweetie, we’re going to do — we’ll do a press avail.” –to a female reporter for ABC’s Detroit affiliate who asked about his plan to help American autoworkers (Watch video clip)
“I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.” –at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon (Watch video clip)
“Why can’t I just eat my waffle?” –after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania
“It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.” –explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters
“The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn’t. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn’t know, you know, there’s a reaction that’s been bred in our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that’s just the nature of race in our society.”
“Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions.” –exasperated by reporters after a news conference
“You’re likeable enough, Hillary.” –during a Democratic debate
“In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.” –on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people
Y’know, just ‘cuz it’s tough to be in the limelight
hehehehe……
I don’t like Palin…but this isn’t funny and/or clever.
It’s just another abomination of the de-motivational poster format…fail.
I agree.
Ditto
Yeah, as much as I love a good Palin joke, this isn’t one. And it’s really unfair to the people of Alaska. I’ve never met anyone from there. I’m sure they’re lovely people.
Thanks! Most of us Alaskans are lovely people.
Take it for the joke it is.
My kid’s getting on a plane to Sitka Tuesday morning… she can’t wait to get to the home of her ancestors. I’ve never been.
I like Palin. Monty Python is my fave show!
I like that Palin, too.
Me too! Love that guy.
I can’t remember the name of the show, but Palin was travelling to different countries doing and eating different things. Man that was a great show!
(link) Here you go eddie! Great guy, great show.
He’s done quite a few different trips. They’re all goooood.
Maybe they can just stop people from uploading pictures of her somehow… There were 31 of these made and this one is the least funny.
I’m trying to post an alternative!!! darn link eater….
cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4724410
testing…..
AH! there it – sorta – is! just add the prefix and that should do it….
See, now that’s funny! Why can’t we get more of that?
Definately better
LG, you can put the link in {http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4724410} and it won’t get filtered. BTW, funny lol!
ah! Thanks, eddie.
I was attempting to link it under my name but that was NOT working.
Thanks! The expression and gesture were like catnip…
Oh good. And I was worried that I wouldn’t have a lot of time to spend on the computer today and that I might miss something hilarious. Glad to know that I won’t.
No wonder some Alaskans want to secede. It can’t feel good for people to talk about you like you don’t matter. All the time.
Alaska matters, but it would appear the governor doesn’t. Does that help?
It’s just amazing to me that it got 4 Lincolns. I am no a fan of Palin, but this isn’t even witty. No punch lines, not subtle jokes with the photo. This is just not all that funny. Why vote so high?
Because there are several people who see anything slightly anti-Palin and go “HAHAHA WIN~! FIVE LINCOLNS! LOLOLOL!”
Yeah thats true… Although I would like to think they weren’t laughing as maniacally as you did.
After all… its still not funny.
I don’t think it would be “slightly” anti-Palin.. there is still the humour factor.
Im no palin fan, but why bash an entire state, moreso one that really is not a bad one. some nice folks up there. some scumbags too but you have those in every state.
Yeah Alaska is a pretty nifty place.
Yeah, it gave us Deadliest catch and Ice Road Truckers!
I love Ice Road Truckers! I’ve only seen Deadliest Catch once, I don’t have that channel.
Another LOL Fail
Really-especially if you’re a (ahem) “progressive”.
OTOH, as Alaska is so big and so far away, I don’t understand why they don’t form their own country.
And then, there’s Texas, the South, most of the Midwest….
I’m fast running out of hands here, but OTOH, maybe the fact that I’m married to a survivor of the former Yugoslavia makes my thinking sort of….well, off-kilter.
Then again, maybe not.
The left really needs to take a long, hard look at their own intolerance of different POVs.
Ya think?
You mention Tejas, and in fact there is a group (albeit small) that wants to form the Republic of Tejas. So far they haven’t been very successful because part of the land grab involves other states as well.
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OTOH, just think, had the U.S. not purchased Alaska in 1867, the Cold War would have been completely different.
You’re conveniently ignoring the fact that BOTH sides of the aisle need to look at their own intolerance of other points of view. Look what happened to Micheal Steel when he had the audacity to criticize Rush Limbaugh, or any other conservative who veers even slightly from the party line. You think Conservatives are tolerant? Take a little stroll down to Free Republic.com (link provided), pick a thread and take a position that differs even slightly from the predominate opinion, and just see how long it takes the Mods to ban you.
Same thing at DU or KOS. So what?
i was talking to some people and they slipped and said palin had resigned as president of alaska, when they meant to say gov’nr. we cracked up.
WARNING: The above LOL contains no lol only lol substitute.
Hey, who froze the laughing smilie? It looks like it has rigor mortis!!
Poor dead laughing smile. He will be missed.
The funny dies on this page. The LOL was the first casualty…
*sings*
Something touched me deep inside
the day the LoL died
So bye-bye miss american pie
Drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
them good ol’ boys was drinkin wiskey and rye
singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
It’s like adding MSG.. it just gives me a headache and makes me ill.
classic
With 8g of trans fat.
I smoke two joints in the mornin’
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
(this LoL was boring…it’s better now!)
Plus pizza, there ya go!
*kicks feet up*
*eats pizza, LoLs at nothing at all*
I’m sure doritos got thrown in with that many joints
Not even funny and it should be “Alaskans, thank God they’re so far away”, unless there are multiple alaskas
So, does anyone know when the LoLs actually start being funny again?
When they run out of Palin pix. Then we might have a shot at some funnies again.
ENOUGH OF THE PALIN BASHING!!!!!!!
YOU’RE SCARED OF HER, WE GET IT ALREADY!!!!
No, I’m scared of Ann Coulter. She’s free, again.
What?!? It was your turn to watch her!!!
Scared of Palin? No. Scared of Ann Coulter? Hell yes. She looks like she kills wild game with her bare hands.
She reminds me of Voldemort. With hair.
Which one, Coulter or Palin?
Coulter. Especially in the ad I have at the bottom of this page. *shudders*
Don’t worry it’ll all be alright…. Ann Coulter won’t hurt you. I think.
“scared of palin” from a meme…etc. i get it!
im scared of the boogy man
Oh, GREAT!! You had to go and mention his name, didn’t you? Now he’ll be under the bed tonight!
no bitter troll will be under your bed, droolen and evil
Pundit Kitchen gets boring when the lefties decide to swarm the voting again.
Hold on. I’d like to have a moment of silence for Canada and Russia because they are too close to Alaska.
If only California would float north. CA, the worst state in the country to live in.
Nah, not North, Alaskans don’t need to be bothered with the hippie-dippies from CA. Let it float West.
By the way, New Jersey isn’t far behind California as far as bad places to live. Unfortunately.
Is this supposed to be funny?
You think you all would have found someone else to pick on at this point. I can decide if you all are humored by the woman, or completely terrified of her… and if it is terror, what it’s foundation is.
And Im certainly NOT coming back to this thread to find out the answer… my imagination is enough, the truth could blind.
On a scale from one to old, this theme is fu(king old.
ya, how about a few ha ha and less…well what ever this is…if its FUNNY i dont care if its about obama, palin, bush, clinton,franklen,rush or aquaman. but just rips on someone with out a hehe haha or LOL is pointless
Those poor Canadians.
Hey all.
Sarah was a journalaism major, so this is sorta on-topic.
A moment of silence for the great man himself.
I’ll miss you, unca Walt.
You made the Vietnam War relevant to me. Thank you, kind sir, and enjoy your reward.
*one genuine tear*
*lifts a glass to a life well lived*
Oh, and I meant *journalism.
I thought you were going for “journamalism”. I’m a little disappointed you weren’t.
And, Yeah, that news sucks. ESPECIALLY since it would have been so cool for him to be interviewed this Monday. I was five when the Eagle landed and Uncle Walter was the voice of my childhood. *sigh*
Oh, and SB, I didn’t know it was my turn!! AHHH! There she is! Right down there!!
I’m feeling morbid, because it was always unca Walt in the background during my childhood. Thanks for appreciating… well, appreciating.
*sigh*
I was probably going for “journaminimalism.” How’s that grabya?
I think “journaminimalsim” pretty well defines what we got going today, especially on the networks.
For me, the Vietnam war is the sound of Walter Kronkite saying words like “Tet Offensive”, “Phnom Phen”, “Ho Chi Minh Trail”, “Cambodia” et al. LBJ was said to have lamented that if he lost Walter’s support for the war, he lost the war. What would it be like to have a journalist who is that trusted again?
sorry….. it’s getting late
Agreed. I was just a kid, and I lost my dad there, so it was comforting to have his soothing voice telling me it was not in vain.
Wow. That’s deep regarding LBJ, and I appreciate you sharing the info. It is late, and I’m a bit in my cups this Friday evening, but I can’t tell you what it means to me to have someone else who understands the significance of Walter Conkrite within our culture. Polititical idiology be damned, Walter was the man.
Oh, wow. I’m sorry to hear that HST. My father fell in between the ages for WW2 and Vietnam. Too young for the former, too young for the latter. I’ve always felt selfish for being very glad about that.
I remember his voice every evening when Mom was making dinner and Dad was getting home from work. We’d be running around the house and his voice was in the background, like soundtrack music. And I’m ashamed I misspelled his name.
I’ve often wondered what he thinks about being used shamelessly by CBS to give Katie gravitas. Pfft.
Thanks for your kind words. I’m a troll, but I’ve got teh feelings, too
Never feel selfish. Your dad contributed immesurably: just look at you…
I misspelled his name, too. Everyone: It’s Walter Cronkite. And he epotimized class and journalistic integrity. Dan Rather and Katie Couric can kiss my finey shiny hiney. I can’t even bear to witness the posers, after watching that man in this video.
(attempting to embed — otherwise I’ll link to it)
Would it help knowing there are far more of us out here than you realize who can relate? What an awesome life he had, and the events he reported on still both amaze and haunt us to this day.
And that even some of us 16 year olds relate and think Walter Cronkite was the awesome integrity man?
Google ads put a SarahPAC ad right next to this.
I’d post this to FAIL but I’m too lazy.
Yay. More lolz making fun of Sarah Palin. I’m astounded by the creativity and innovation you display.
I dunno, fail on this one. As an Alaskan I’m offended by this- not all of us condone that woman.
But the majority voted her in that means we get to paint you with a broad brush.
the majority who voted that is…even then thats not always true, or bush never would of won the first election and we would of had al gore for atleast 4 years, and then the third world war against the global warming would of begun.
Would *have*, dear bitter troll of mine. Would *have*.
Wood of troll is woody.
leave troll wood out of this, makes us feel dirty
Dirty troll wood is a health hazard.
bitter troll would like to condom her
Wrapping her up in a condom head to toe would stop her from spreading..
Sarah spreading = splort!
might make pretty lady shut up thou, bitter troll supports the shutting up of any one who ran runs or considers being prezident
bitter troll refuses the reply button unless its allowed in messege from troll god
USE THE REPLY BUTTON BOOGER-EATER!!
*blows up bitter troll’s bridge*
*tents fingers*
Excellent. This will make trapping him for my own use easier. Thank you, Troll God.
for your own use? bitter troll is not a giggalo!
I don’t want you for sex, I prefer sex with humans.
good, cause trolls have no sex parts, we not born but crapped into life. someday bitter troll will give birth to his own pile of feces
Can trolls birth in captivity?
yesh, just dont flush the babies
Oh I wouldn’t dream of flushing my captured trolls children down the toilet. Happy trolls are much more entertaining whilst in captivity.
What other species have you tried??
*alllows inner 12-year-old out to play*
The mer-folk, duh.
mer-men? like on HE-MAN: AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!-insert heman intro song here-
No, he was much to weak for my tastes.
bitter troll goes back to his bridge for the night, prepairs for big move under the bed. good nite sleep dreams and watch out fer troll!
Your bridge was bitterly blown up.
is ok, bitter troll moved to under kids bed over weekend
*is confoozled*
And where, exactly, are the sex organs???
Or are they like a Ken doll and we’re just not allowed to see them?
That’s for me to know and you to find out!
you know charro boss?
cause bitter troll still confused on the matter
explain to bitter troll?
you makes me very bitter …but bitter troll moveing under childs bed tonight. so dont care bout no bridge
Get out from under my kids’ beds! They’re not fat, dammit!
they just big boned, ya ya bitter troll heard that before
-nomnomnomnomnomnom-
mmmm beefy
OMG – did you see the ad on the right side of the page?
On July 19, 2009, At 11:15am Central Daylight Time the ad on the right edge of the page, just a little higher than this Sarah Palin picture was a link to the Official “Support Sarah Palin” website.
It looks like they honestly expect us to send our $$ to Sarah Palin to support her political career.
The site is so serious its almost funny.
Yeah. I know.
I want Palin off my page.
Along with Coulter, at the bottom of the page. However, I think those links are designed to get some of the idiot trolls off the site. Only half though.
Yeah, almost as funny as the people who actually expect us to support Obama’s idiotic “stimulus” policies.
Dude, I STILL don’t get why so many people voted for Obama considering all the stimulus money they’re throwing down the drain. They used up the billions of dollars of the first stimulus package on God-knows-what and landed us in another huge financial problem and now they’re doing it AGAIN. So yeah, I would much rather have had Palin be president. Or McCain, considering he actually ran for it…
At least my state’s economy isn’t in the toilet like Californias..
My governor is hotter than your governor.
Nice try, Jersey. We’re still watching what’s going on down there… for now, at least.
I bet that not a lot of people here have actually BEEN to Alaska, or have a good reason they agree with this stupid picture besides the fact that “they just don’t like Sarah Palin.” becasue they can’t be bothered to actaully think for themselves. Alaska is a good state with lots of great people, a good economy (given the state a lot of others are in), and Sarah Palin is actually a pretty nice woman. I’ve met her. Just because you think it’s a state full of rednecks (which it’s not), and Mrs. Palin’s a scary lady, (which she’s not), that doesn’t mean you’re right, it just means you’re a dumbass.
hmm… this caption seemed a bit prickish to me.
*Is Alaskan* Really…? Seriously…? Okay, you know what, screw it. It’s late, I’m sick, and I feel irrational, so: I’M GLAD WE’RE SO FAR AWAY FROM YOU, AS WELL, YOU- you… jerks!
God, I’m tired…
Ouch. You know, many of us Alaskans aren’t that proud of her either…& it sucks being so far away from everyone else. We’re like, 10 years behind in fashion.
We do have really cool fur-lined boots, though. lol