Comments on: Aww, Bill

By: Cookies!

Cookies! — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:22:04 +0000

I agree dude

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:37:39 +0000

Not funny, nor does it make sense- grammatically or joke-wise.

By: The Cheezburger

The Cheezburger — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:31:30 +0000

congratz for the baby :3 LOOL

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:24:08 +0000

umm, how old is this? i mean seriously

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:38:46 +0000

No, because Eric would likely have at least a modicum of human emotion for you. That would be a fundamental difference in the two situations. But – er…if you like, go ahead and do it; no skin off my nose. :/

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:31:22 +0000

but troll poo is where babie trollz come from! …..wait i can eat my own young? nummy!

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:29:43 +0000

y no love for trolls?

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:28:09 +0000

Anniee, am I a prop? I’m thinking that if I let Eric adopt me and that since I’m a dragon…
I dunno. Spaced out, but hey. This thread is funn!

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:25:56 +0000

Once again – Bo is a pet. Millie was a pet. Checkers was a pet. Buddy was a prop. Never seen or heard from again after the photo op above until his untimely death. Unlike real white house pets that show up in human interest stories and photos periodically because the people in question have actual, you know, contact with them.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:23:09 +0000

Anniee didn’t lie. Anniee had all her ducks in a row and knew the whole story behind Buddy’s unfortunate sham “adoption” and subsequent neglectful demise after being dumped because the White House staff wasn’t there to look after the poor unwanted thing anymore. I remember well when they got him – there was an event like that every time he was fighting off bad press; and Buddy was highly recommended as a ploy to stave it off. So was a baby, but thank God they didn’t do THAT one.

If DT knew about the fact the Clintons’ pet adoption was nothing but a scam, good for him. Either he remembers or he’s read about it since. I happen to remember it and it’s all documented in Barbara Olson’s work.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:51:35 +0000

We can only hope.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:43:08 +0000

His terrible tiller might trouble your tribbles.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:28:09 +0000

Can I take a ride on your boat, cap’n?

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:25:32 +0000

No. With a glory hole, there’s the potential that at least one person will have a good time. This is not the case in Eureka.

By: Rontu

Rontu — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:05:35 +0000

Agreed. First one that’s really made me laugh in a long time!

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:56:41 +0000

Whoops.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:56:23 +0000

Well if it is it’s name makes sense…
“Oh… UHMM…. EUREKAAAA :exclaim:”

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:54:06 +0000

Is a Eureka hole anything like a glory hole

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:29:50 +0000

Anniee, if anything, you need to stop arguing like it’s a point of pride sometimes. I’ve noticed, though- when you guys argue, gotta give a little to get a little- or at least, that’s how I get along with Dhoti. It miiight be a good strategy to pretend to consider their ideas every once in a while.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:21:17 +0000

20/10, it’s great while it lasts isn’t it?
Of course, once people realize it, they make you find the car by having you read the license plates from in front of the store.
That’s the downside.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:28:00 +0000

*snicker*

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:20:25 +0000

*offers three-part porno contract*

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:19:44 +0000

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:46:53 +0000

-Heads off to shave and stops banging NO_MO-
So you think so for me too, right?
-Rubs mini-beard-

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:43:18 +0000

Deep… don’t fu%k trolls, I’m almost 99.9% sure you can do better.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:07:01 +0000

Arggggghhhh.
Shnarzenbornerrific totalium.
Exactly what I was talking about.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:22:46 +0000

So, which is it, fu(knut troll?

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:21:57 +0000

Fu%k you, troll.

You’re welcome.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:57:58 +0000

In the words of the lol cats “OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:35:29 +0000

Igor, you do realize I’m twice your age? I’ve been troll bashing since you were in diapers, boy.

And actually, I wasn’t calling Anniee a troll, I was calling her a liar. Then DT swallowed Anniee’s lie, and when I called him on it, he started telling me to fu(k off, and called me a troll.

Que DT to say “fu%k you, troll”.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:33:58 +0000

That’s like frying bacon nekkid.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:33:03 +0000

Only if you’re Courtney Love.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:49:05 +0000

Oh yeah, I remember her. The beer goggles were really going that night.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:28:25 +0000

Troll bashing rule-
You may only bash people who willingly ignore facts that invalidate their points, refuse to add anything to the conversation, and/or act like general idiots and assholes.
Ivan, don’t call Anniee a troll, and at least do it creatively.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:24:30 +0000

Okay, people, let’s just say this- Deep Thought nor Ivan are trolls. There is no contesting this.
Latina, however, has added nothing to this thread whatsoever, and should not be defended.
Ivan made a joke, maybe in bad taste, maybe not.
You’ve made plenty that have rubbed me the wrong way, DT, but I deal with it because I know you have plenty of the funny, and so does Ivan.
So really, there’s no need to argue. It’s in reference to me and Eric having a discussion about taking the week off to bash each and every troll we could find.

By: charro

charro — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:21:39 +0000

*blushes*
Aw, Igor, you’re embarrassing me in front of my new troll!

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:17:52 +0000

Well, Charro isn’t so much a “troll” as “funny”.
She lives under the bridge of Sexy.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:12:27 +0000

Deep, cut it out, please. You’re both clever, and by the way, Deep Thought, are you someone stealing an identity or did you change your poop-symbol? O.o

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:10:45 +0000

Unlike Admiral Lipschitz.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:05:21 +0000

I have a neighbor similar to what you describe, who lets his dog run loose adjacent to a busy street. I mentioned this to him as politely as I could. He said, in a sneering, whiny voice, “Well, go ahead and call Animal Control, nobody’s stopping you”. I said, “I don’t WANT to call Animal Control, I want your dog not to get hit by a car!” I actually did end up calling Animal Control, not because I disliked the dog, but because I really didn’t want him to get hurt. What this proves, aside from that my neighbor is a butth0le, I’m not sure.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:19:46 +0000

“Nah, they were going to Wally World, and forgot he was still tied to the car. ”
`
No, that was Mitt Romney:

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1638065,00.html

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:18:59 +0000

You have violated 42. You will be expunged.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:18:55 +0000

spreading like butter of the blubbery bottom of a morbidly obese child

By: charro

charro — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:18:11 +0000

Margaritas with nachos does sound good. Where have you been, Tess?

By: Troll God

Troll God — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:17:36 +0000

Teh racism… it’s spreading!!!

Equal Opportunity Detractor, here…

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:17:33 +0000

be raciest if i tell um bitter troll’s motel room needs fresh towels?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:16:10 +0000

And a pitcher of margaritas, por favor?

By: charro

charro — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:16:06 +0000

Never said I wasn’t racist either.

Though for the record, I am speciest. I hate everyone equally.

By: Troll God

Troll God — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:16:02 +0000

STOP DOING THAT! I COMMAND YOU TO EAT YOUR OWN WASTE PRODUCTS AS AN ALTERNATIVE RESOURCE!

By: Troll God

Troll God — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:15:02 +0000

With your fish part???

*pants eagerly and prepares to implement rule 37*