DAMN!!
DAMN!!
(Barack Obama and Nicolas Sarkozy)
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Such potential for captioning. This sucks ass.
I wonder why mine didn’t show up? {http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4668240}
‘Zwat I’m talkin’ about
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Stupid admins.. what a bunch of wankers!!
That’s good. I like mine as well. {http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4697535}
You’re right, with so much potential why they pick a sucky one.
So much can be done with Sarkozy!!
I’m a sucker for Clinton jokes… hence, I also like this one!
This photo was lol gold.
And they ruined it!!!
Oh, I’m sure we’ll be seeing this pic over and over again.
Except the caption will be: “Look at our cool virile president!! Not like that prudish wimp Bush!! Who we hate!! NOooooooooooo!!”
Quit crying. Bush was no prude…
Linkie.
Lol! Tapificate! I love it.
Heh heh.
While I do hate Bush, hopefully any further LOLs regarding this picture will not be Bush-related. I don’t know why someone would do that anyway. That would be lame.
*confoozled, E-i-S, but having a drinkie-poo*
I was referring to yikes saying all the captions would be about hating Bush. I was saying that it would be stupid if someone made this Obama pic Bush-related. I think we can all agree on that one.
HA! I love it, brilliant
ohhhhh… gottit. Thanks!
Ha, Love it. I voted for you!
Nice!
Absolutely Damned Good there eddie p scetti!
Thanks! That’s two, two votes for moi!
haha your caption is hilarious
:D thanks for posting the link!
I agree. Why use what they were thinking rather than some sharp witicism.
If ogling that backside is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!
I’m on that bandwagon.
Room for another on that bandwagon?
If by “bandwagon” you mean “ass”, I’m already on it.
Painfully unoriginal caption. And not to be a nancy or anything but if you watch the video they’re not staring. Well at least Obama isn’t. Sarkozy on the other hand….
Also the girl’s 17.
Legal in some states, and come on!! It is a really nice buttocks. Remember it’s not always what the video shows, but what the picture looks like.
Dude, she’s in high school. You don’t see the ick factor?!
Take fewer Prozac and you’ll get your libido back, buddy.
Guess it’s a guy thing. Can’t imagine there are a lot of normal adult women rationalizing oogling a high school boy.
As I said… libido. Back.
Then why is it mostly female teacher’s having sex with their students? ZING
That’s not a zing. There are a lot of older men who rape high school age girls.
Also, I said normal women. A thirty six year old english teacher who’s banging her sixteen year old student isn’t normal.
Here’s a winner for ya!!
Look. Don’t touch. And 14? Sheeeeeit.
*shudder*
So, older male rapists are normal, but female teachers in more subtle sexual encounters with minors isn’t?
Not to mention that the teachers generally have what they believe to be a real relationship, where rapists just want to stick their thing somewhere warm.
Gee wilikers batman, that wasn’t too sexists. Since it’s female teachers it’s not as bad. They were in love, and it’s not statatory rape, BUT if a male does it, it’s not statory rape BUT RAPE and it’s all about sex. WOW good generalization there. Sorry but I must put he Dumb Ass stamp on that posting.
I’m going with Peanut Butter on this one, I have no idea what you are talking about.
You only hear about it more because it’s less common place. Sadly coaches do this all the time, resign, and then get a job elsewhere because they’re freaking coaches.
it’s not MOSTLY female teachers having sex with their students – those are just the ones that make the news. Male teachers having sex with students happens so often that it’s not so much newsworthy.
I’m not saying it’s right, or that all male teachers are scum, just that it happens. I know two cases personally.
Don’t stand. Don’t stand so. Don’t stand so close to me.
Oooohhh… I’d forgotten that one… NICE!
*looks up the video*
Dude, if Sting had been my English teacher, I would have been all over that.
Hellyeah.
“Dog bites Man” isn’t a headline, in other words. “Man bites Dog” is.
tyler wishes…
-Winks-
No, Shortright, TROGDOOOOR wishes.
I dunno. My wife seems to think Daniel Radcliffe is pretty hot.
According to wikiwikipedia, he’s 19. I’d be more concerned about the fact that it’s Daniel Radcliffe (link). That is one odd looking kid.
He’s only been legal for a couple years. Don’t worry, normally my wife doesn’t go for teenage boys. That I know of.
And by the way guys, I’m legal. Just sayin’.
So it’s not even “illegal” factor, it’s just “vast age difference ick” factor.
I’d be far more worried if it was the actor that played Ron.
Ron would give you gingervitis.
Go die in a ditch.
That kid proves that kids don’t always stay “cute” when they grow up. Be careful when you pick your child actors. Puberty is a bitch.
Heee heee clickie!
Shiteburger.
Attempt 2
Sonuvabiscuiteater.
Just goes to show I shouldn’t drink and link
if you enclose the web address in { }, you don’t have to wait for your post to be ‘moderated’ and it pops up just like a non-link post. granted you have to copy/paste but that filters out the super inept
I’m ashamed about my love for Shia but he’s legal too.
…he does pave a purty mouth…
Mmmm he’s grown up enough
Yes he is. But I have to admit, when it comes to my hollywood crushes, I’m much more attracted to older men. And by older I mean 35-40ish ( a k a older than me ).
*shrugs*
What about Sean Connery?
I’m a man and even I have a crush on Sean Connery….
How could you not? He’s James Freaking Bond!
So was Timothy Dalton, and there’s NO man love there.
Please…let us never speak of Timothy Dalton again.
I wonder if the self-confidence that comes with being older plays a part in the sex appeal of someone that age.
Well, I’m a woman and damn! She’s got a beautiful… Admittedly, I’m not that far from seventeen, but honestly, you can’t tell her age from the picture, either. Who would not stare? Btw, 16/17 is legal in many countries…
…and states. In fact, I believe in a couple of states 15 is legal.
There is NO way to tell that’s a 17 year old from the back.
In France the age of consent is 15. She’s also legal here in Britain where the age is 16.
14 in Brazil. She could be a mother of three without any illegalities going on.
I think that, at least in the United States, it’s not uncommon for people to attach a certain stigma to age that doesn’t really belong. Provided that you’re both legal, and of comparable maturity levels, should it really matter if you’re involved with someone outside of your age range?
Only when my duaghter turns 16 will there be an “ick” factor. As of now, that really is a nice round bootocks!!!
What ick factor? I could see the problem if he was checking out a prepubescent little girl, or if he was trying to actively seduce this one, or groping her ass on the subway. But there’s nothing illegal, immoral, or unethical about appreciating a female body that, although legally underage, is biologically adult. That’s just being a healthy male animal.
and its not like he had the chance to card her.
Hear, hear.
Meh.
i have seen the video and he is looking at her ass i am sorry to burst your bubble
heh heh. heh heh. You said bubble.
He’s begging for a piece of that bubble. That’s why Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble.
No question that chiclet has some wrigley and juicy fruit.
Make sure to take an Extra long look at that Bubblicious.
It’s like a Big Red Eclipse!
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her!
36-24-36
…..Only if she’s 5′ 3″
you can do side bends or situps but please don’t lose that but
so your girlfriend rolls a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her honda
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun
Igloo, to me it looked like he and Sarcozi were both looking, but that Obama camoflauged it better by helping that other girl step down the stage. It’s all in the eyeline. Also, if Obama *wasn’t* looking, shame on him!
Totally. I didn’t elect no impotent wimp, goddammit!
But he does kind of throw like a girl…
You mean a pussy, right? I saw that photo.
Even girls have better form.
I wouldn’t say pussy……maybe “girl who doesn’t know how to throw a baseball”? In his defense *shudder* *protects ConservoCard*, he is a basketballer and not a baseballer, so maybe that’s it?
He throws like a politician.
So what did Bush throw like? At least he made it past the plate….
Bush doesn’t throw like a politician because he’s not–
[care to finish this one for me?
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I know! I’m so glad he’s not a glad-handing moron politician, and he’s a real man of the people, aren’t you, herb?
I’m not sure that’s necessarily a bad thing, but you’re changing the subject
Not anymore, but he used to be.
Like a politician works. Or a b-ball player. I can’t throw a baseball very well.
But if you’ve ever seen competitive softball, you wouldn’t be saying ‘throws like a girl’…ever!
That’s why I ammended to “throws like a girl who doesn’t know how to throw”. I’ve seen some deadly throws in softball!! And my husband, who played baseball all his life and was in the minors for a while, said that the only person who ever struck out his entire summer league team was a girl.
That’s ‘cuz he was looking at her tits.
Possibly, hehe. He’s usually pretty up front about stuff like that.
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He said that this girl was a complete shock to all the guys on the team. They were expecting, you know, a girl, and they got someone who could pitch a softball at such a speed that it went zinging across the plate, leaving you to wonder if that was a softball or just some apparition going past you in a white blur. The guys had no clue how to handle it.
Oh, I’m sure they handled if just fine after the game…
I’ve seen some amazing athletes who just happen to have distractions on their chests…
College varsity softball pitchers are amazing!
I wouldn’t want to get my dangly bits stuck between those thighs…
Are those really girls?!?!!? Did you hear that the NCAA has mandated all softball fields be made of astro turf. It’s to keep the players from grazing!!!
Man, that’s one thing that drives me nuts. It’s time to stop pretending women need to throw underhand, or need a huge softball to be able to play. Let them play hardball like the boys, and I bet we’ll be surprised at the quality of female ball players.
Unlike the WNBA. I mean, those scores are just sad.
And they use a smaller ball.
Mark, I’d personally hate to see a woman pitching overhand in the Bigs, because it’s a terrible motion for your arm. To this day my husband’s elbow and rotator cuff give him problems, and he learned how to throw “correctly” from a very early age. It’s a very unnatural motion to pitch at 96 MPH overhand. That’s one reason that sidearm and underhand pitchers last a bit longer than overhand, at least without the help of surgery.
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I guess what I’m saying is that I think the MLB is pretty sh!tty for excluding women, but I think they should be allowed to pitch that baseball underhand at 96 just like the guys.
Deep, when my brother said it was a wimpy pitch, I couldn’t disagree- However, I did make these points:
1- He isn’t a professional baseball player.
2- If you’re throwing in front of most of America, wouldn’t you throw an easy ball that just does the job- gets past the plate? Or would you be firing them off and just *hope* you don’t screw up? Cause I know I’d throw the cautious one rather than have a chance of screwing up. Look like less of an idiot that way.
I thought Bush did rather well when he threw out his pitch. And I’m doing my best to give him a pass about not being a baseball player, but were it me, I’d be in the backyard of the White House firing me off some pitches so I looked like someone who knew what he was doing, not a basketball player pretending to be a baseball player. That’s just me, though. I wouldnt’ want to be thought a wimp or a “girly thrower” if I were the leader of a country.
Meh, I think the rest of the world thinking you’re not trying to shock the catcher and bean ‘im in the head is definitely worse than looking girly.
Check out the video down below.
Fu(k no, man, if I was throwing in front of all America I’d bring as much heat as was humanly possible and then GTFO.
I may suck, but I sucked quick and no one had to suffer very long…. I’d get respect for that much, at least.
Pansy-ass pitches = pansy-ass prezzes.
Now here’s a stance.
You may disagree with his politics, but he brought the shit when it comes to the great American pastime. No pussyfooting for this guy.
This is a bit sappy, but it shows the ceremonial first pitch on October 30, 2001.
Linky.
It was better than I thought- it may have sucked, but it got past the plate in front of 150 million + people.
Better than I’d probably do under all that pressure. And I *don’t* throw like a girl, thanks.
Didn’t make the plate. TBFY.
Do suppose his wrist was tired from signing too many stimulus checks?
*you
heh.
If you look, Pujols was standing on top of the plate, and had to reach forward so the ball wouldn’t hit the dirt. Pretty weak. I couldn’t do better, but then, it’s not my job to throw out ceremonial first pitches either
Nah, I’d say he didn’t use his legs enough.
Fine, fine. If you’re going to be that technical, let’s just say *At least the catcher caught it.*
Didja even WATCH the Bush video?
*has a tear*
Oh, c’mon Froo, we’re not England. Our most powerful person isn’t ONLY there for ceremonies, they make actual decisions too. If he was just a figurehead, then I’d have a problem.
If you want to be technical, you’d have to say “at least the first baseman pretending to be a catcher caught it”. Pujols plays first
Yeah, I did, but Bush is Texan.
For some reason, I can’t imagine a person from a place like Texas who can’t throw a decent pitch. Is that wrong of me?
Cause one of my exes moved to Texas, and all I know now is that she’s on the softball team.
Froo, technically, the word catcher would be “person who caught the baseball in their glove.”
That’s what I meant, and you soo know it.
You invoked technical. I’m keeping you honest.
Your ex is a Texan softball star?
Dude, did you mean to give her teh geh?
-Sighs and rolls eyes- Aren’t I supposed to be filled with boyish innocence, honesty, and good looks already?
And Deep, that was a good one.
My problem isn’t the first pitch but the continuation of talking about Obama thorughout the game. Then they actually interviewed him for like a whole inning, and then whoever was in the AL dug out kept asking how it was to meet Obama. I mean you practically had to wipe Obama’s DNA off the guys chin. I wanted Baseball NOT politics!!!! For that I didn’t watch.
I know burger all about rounders, em baseball, but I can see how that would be annoying if you wanted to watch the game. We have the same problem with sports coverage over here, and it’s the lack of focus on the game that’s annoying, not the [semi-random celeb] worship per se.
*sigh* He got it to the plate. That’s good enough. He’s a basketball player for crying out loud!
Like THIS girl? {http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnsQY0BOSS0}
while he might not have been staring, he definitely did a quick once over
He was totally looking at that underage ass…. typical politician.
Typical anyone who appreciates new hotness…
Nope
Look at the shape the news guys hands form at the beginning of the clip… ROFL!!!
He totally checked her out dude. Obama is a mortal.
Yeah, he’s a mortal, but he wasn’t checking out her ass. I almost wish he was.
He was checking out her ass, just in the way he learned after his mother or grandmother told him that they’d clobber him if they caught him staring. Like with my BF. I had to tell that I WANTED to see him check me out, if I’m wearing something low cut. It is mannerly to be discrete!
Is mannerly = invisible, VG? Cause if so, you might have just proved Again’s “Tyler has no manners and is a rude, arrogant, useless waste of flesh teen” argument wrong.
“Tyler has no manners and is a rude, arrogant teen because that’s what teens are until they get to the stage where they grow the fu(k up and realize they have to be a man and not get caught looking.”
There, fixed that for you
No, Froo, I was saying that I don’t get caught looking
So I must have tons of manners, right?
Crap, reading fail. Sorry
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Anyway, teenage males tend toward the obnoxious and smelly. But that’s ok, because they usually grow out of that.
…except for the smelly. That lives on.
Some of them DO learn to wash in college, honest!
Or they learn to rub themselves with a Tibetan crystal then splash patchouli on themselves.
Patchouli + smelly teen = really, really smelly teen!
Patchouli to cover up odor of old pot + smelly teen = epic puke induction.
SRSLY.
Mannerly means not causing someone else possible discomfort. Kind of like opening a door for anyone who has full hands or seems unwell/disabled. And not making a pass unless you have signals that a pass would be welcome.
Or saying ‘you look nice’, unless you know that your girlfriend wants to hear ‘you look really HOT’!
When I’m showing cleavage, I totally want to hear appreciation from my guy. But not so much from my neighbor!
Sarkozy was totally checking on it though.
I’m not buying that it was anything Obama checking her out, and I’m ok with that.
If he was watching his footing, he lingered way to long and if you think he might be waiting for the other lady, why did she practically have to grab his arm before he responded.
No, I think his attention was elsewhere.
agreed
But why does it matter? I love my girl, and I’m one of those rare “faithful” guys. But if I quit LOOKING, check me for a pulse, because I’ll be dead.
Just because you own a Renoir, doesn’t mean you can’t look at the Degas.
Or even a Cezanne.
Or a Van Gogh.
Are you a guy? When this picture came up, what is the first thing you saw? Seriously, I would like to know..
OMG check her out from the front she’s a total butter. Seriously!
Yeah, I feel bad saying it, but she looks a lot better from the back. :-X
Typical anyone who enjoys looking at the female body…and I do.
Looking doesn’t make you a pervert….inviting her to your van for free candy does!
I saw the video – This girl is one that you whisper to your friend as you see her walking at a distance “Dude, check that out”….and then when she actually turns around to face you “Meh, nevermind….”
Butter.
She looks fine to me. Not as fine as she does from the back, but she’s no minger either.
Underage for what?
Her ass… just like your messia.
Messia? Nope not familiar with that part of the body.
It’s above the head, but below the toes.
Did you just call Jesus Christ an ass? THEM’S FIGHTIN’ WORDS!!!!
You know why Joseph was in a bad mood on the night of Jesus’ birth? Because Mary rode his ass all the way to Bethlehem!!!
that ass is fwine
Don’t trip there boys!
I’m the first one who downloaded the stupid picture to ichc and now my caption doesn’t even show up? And THIS lousy caption makes it to the front page? It’s not funny, it’s not clever, it’s not original, it’s not subtle – it’s like being slapped upside the head with a large brick wrapped in a slice of lemon.
At least I went for a Matrix reference, even if it wasn’t the best possible caption it still beats this one. That being a reference to the woman in the red dress being an agent – since everyone else in the picture looks the same.
Linky to your caption?
anyone else getting “whaaaaaaaaaa” out of this? it seems to be the only thing i’m hearing.
Oh eat shit, I don’t care if my caption ever sees the light of day here, but this picture was caption gold and I was looking forward to some REALLY good ones – instead we get this piece of crap? And yesterday we had two actual funnies; go figure.
I noticed my caption disappeared too. A little censorship from the left ?
That’s it. Blame the liberals.
It’s a librul cunSPIRsy, I tell yuh!
:monkey:
You can still click and see all the other captions.
Oh, the captions disappeared? That sucks. I wonder if mine is there.
Mine’s gone too! That’s a load of crap!
Click here for explanation.
Mine is better than most of those. Now, which one is Anniee’s? I wanna see if she can bring the funny.
Thanks Deep Thought. 98 captions were made? Not so surprising, considering the photo! Most lame, though.
Why did the simplest and lest funny one win?
Me too. I wanna see if her jokes bring the funny or frothy.
Considering that she made a completely inappropriate, disgusting, untrue, and offensive LOL about Fester and me, and was made to take it down by the Moderators, I’d say frothy.
Yay for the Moderators, in that case!
(hug) for Froofrou.
Froodenrat, you filthy LIAR – how dare you make up? Cite or retract. I have NEVER heard hyde nor hair of a censor or a moderator here. Now I wish I’d left it up, it was probably hilarious and I’m sure it was true. You were slurping up Fester’s turds and it was a disgusting show all around.
Tyler, my lol isn’t political or frothy. I’ve been linking it for hours but none of my posts are showing up. Guess it’s those moderators trying to protect froo from me LMAO
How dare you make THAT up, that should say. By the way you said you were done nipping at my heels, but apparently you were no such thing. Big surprise – you can’t help yourself.
Annie, it’s because links directly to LOLs or user profiles don’t usually work in the website box- for those of us who didn’t notice, if something doesn’t work repetitively, it’s probably the whole website that doesn’t link correctly. (TAKE NOTE, PEOPLE! Not a moderating conspiracy.) I’ve had it happen with a lot of my links, too. Annie, just try putting it in { }’s.
{ }’s in the text.
Like: {http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIctXbU0Au4}
As an example. Don’t bother visiting the link.
{http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4668665} Well I hope this works because I just lost another entire reply I made to you. It’s extremely frustrating. As you’ll see it’s not frothy or angry or political – I have no idea if it’s funny, only that it went in a different direction than “damn”, which was dumb.
But I have plenty of snark there – I love the Deep Thought series myself, though most of my favoritings (about 1/3 of them get favorited by a fair amount of people) do not come from my own personal favorites. People love some of the snark – the one about the man eating his waffle cone (a recent one) was very popular.
Sorry, Anniee. I give it a “meh”.
That’s not even as good as “DAMN!”
You had to use OMG and FFS in the same caption?
@ anniemcphee – that was good, and so totally not anything i was expecting
just goes to show it doesn’t matter who is the butt of the joke or who’s making the joke, but it must be funny otherwise there is no lol regardless of the 5 w’s
It looks like the photo was uploaded twice, all the good captions were ignored and they picked from the 5 crappy captions shown here.
Nah. I agree totally, ‘cept maybe for the Matrix thing (although anything would have been better… even “DAYYYUUMMM….”)
*was busy yesterday and never made it back to see the shit storm this caused*
all i was saying was that she was complaining that she uploaded the photo and her caption didn’t get chosen. what i should have pointed out was that most people who upload a photo don’t get their caption chosen. as i’m seeing now, captions were disappearing… but anniee’s rant ^^ didn’t exactly highlight that THAT was what she was upset about.
Actually, no.. the point is, I’m sure there were alot of lols made, me included, but they don’t show up under all captions. I don’t blame Anniee for being peeved.
Oh, and turn down your squelch
I was getting more of a BAAAAAAAAW, but that’s just a matter of semantics at that point.
I saw this and thought “Obama falls prey to The Woman in The Red Dress.”
I scanned comments to see if anyone else had that thought… and I’m not alone. / wheee!
butterface
Yeah. That’s what he said.
If the admins decided on the winning caption, then what am I voting on when i vote? *confused noob
No, this photo was uploaded twice, generating two rounds of voting.
Here’s the other round of voting with all the missing captions everyone is looking for at this link.
(I hope….)
LOL!
I only looked at the first page – I liked “I did not have visual relations with that woman.”
Nice; gets both Obama and Clinton!
Now, that’s funny!!
The sad part, most of those are equally lame, including a few more “Damn” captions. Geez.
gawd. i thought that was one of his daughters for a mo! i was like WRONG ON SOOO MANY LEVELS!!! but its not. thank gawd.
Man this sucks. Whenever a LOL gets near 300 comments my work computer starts to eat the bottom of the page and all of the “recents” links. *pout*
Change browsers. O.o
Fair play to him.
I’d be mad if he hadn’t ogled her.
lolz. funny.
DAT ASS!
Brazilian Ass… UHUL
Dig it… our Prez is a REAL man!!!
This photo was debunked. You see the video and Obama is turning to help the woman behind him down the steps. Sarkozy, on the other hand, we’re not so sure about.
I think someone has said this already….
Many a time, Squiggly.
Wish these folks would read the comments before dropping in, eh? I mean, that’s ALL OVER this thread. Thank you for your internet wisdom, Bryonia, oh master and lord of writing anything creative on the internets… Now that you’ve posted it, we’ll get rid of the other posts that are clarifying…
Obama would probably rape her if that white guy wasn’t keeping an eye on him.
Of course. And she would love it (like all women secretly would)!
Two words, Danbala.
BAD. DANBALA.
O.o Please never redirect me to this post…
I’m practising my absurd-themed writing.
As much as I despise Obama’s policies, I figured (even before I saw the video) that it wasn’t what everyone was making it out to be. I can’t say for sure what exactly was going through his mind, but I have to give him the benefit of the doubt here. Besides, after the Clinton years, every President will probably be very careful not to give that impression. At least for a while.
anti-photo-op lol…do we know who the young woman is? and what is she doing there?
most pols use kissing babies and hugging the homeless for phot-ops… our pres obama gets to use cute tooshies, even if he was just getting ready to help her. Photo. Opportunity.