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…and so that is why the U.S. is a nation of infidels who must burn in hell and all Jews must die. But I just want to wear a t-shirt.
(Mahmoud Ahmedinejad)
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fail
Why?
Agreed. Major fail. Worst LOL I’ve ever seen.
Why is that?
For one thing, because he’s never said anything like that. News networks like FOX exploit mistranslations (yes, I understand Persian) of his speeches to make Americans and Jews think Iranians want to kill us all. If you know what he’s really saying it’s usually quite reasonable, although I don’t agree with all of it and you probably wouldn’t either.
Completely agree
Okay, that’s uncalled for. Seriously, Israelis leaders have been describing the Palestinians as cockroaches and vermins who deserved no sympathy, respect or other humanly considerations yet I don’t see you making LOLs about them in this matter.
Before you say that Iranians and other Middle-Easterners want all Jews to die, please kindly remember that when Europe was persecuting its Jews, those in the Middle East had lived in peace.
Europe gave the Jews a Holocaust. Can you name a similiar event which had took place in the Middle East ? Oh no ? Of course you can’t.
If there are now overtly anti-Jewish sentiments in the Middle East, it’s because of one simple fact – Jews had stolen a piece of land which had belonged to the Arabs for the most part of the last one thousand years, and then had the audacity to kill, maim and banish those who chose to resist the occupation of their homeland.
Very nice of you to ignore that fact, don’t you ?
Why don’t you make that into a LOL ?
It was not all of europe that persecuted jews.
It was a work of Nazi-germany.
Very nice of you to generalize.
mind the middleages!
(thanks for blaming it on us alone…. well i think we kinda deserve that)
I took care to blame only the nazi-germany.
not all germans.
i know that but i saw a documentary about wernher von braun on tv yesterday and i’m still in a little scapegoat-mood
and why did I get this swastika-like avatar?!?!?
I didn’t see it until you pointed it out.
Anyway, there’s been prosecution of Jews all over eastern Europe, it was definitely not “just Nazi Germany.” And going further back you’d find prosecution of Jews pretty much everywhere at one time or another.
Also, there are still Jews in Iran, Ahmedinejad is against Israel as, not Jews in general (as far as I can tell.) The LOL is still kinda funny though.
The Columbia Encyclopedia defines “Holocaust” as “name given to the period of persecution and extermination of European Jews by Nazi Germany”.
I was refering to coolidge claiming that europe gave the jews a holocaust.
But jews have indeed been a little too pushed around all over the world.
The LOL made me LOL.
maybe we should start a new collumn calld “LOL classic” with pictures of nero and jesus so we could start bashing christians from a time when they were the “jews” of their time
(i still want this ****ing swastika away from me! i smell a conspiracy…. are there presbyterians around?)
I think Your swastika is pretty.
You have major swastika action in your avatar.
…wait, who are you again?
A german, why don’t you cruise over to gravatar.com and customize your avatar? You big anti-semite!
i have so much in common with krusty the clown and rainier wolfcastle
Mis-communication then, I apologize. I was replying to your original statement about persecution. There was really nothing to suggest that you were referring to that particular part of coolidge’s ignorant rant.
i got nothing against coolidge OR a good fashioned ranting, not even against swastikas as long as they are meant to bring luck to pilots or nice bald headed priest (not the ones withe the heavy boots and jackets) but i just can’t believe that i got this semi-swastika after naming myself “a german” i mean that has to be against me or my country.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
If you take a good look to other avatars they all have a swastika look to them.
maybe there’s a nazi bug or something.
The swastika (from Sanskrit svástika स्वस्तिक) is an equilateral cross with its arms bent at right angles, in either right-facing (卐) form or its mirrored left-facing (卍) form. Archaeological evidence of swastika-shaped ornaments dates from the Neolithic period. It occurs mainly in the modern day culture of India, sometimes as a geometrical motif and sometimes as a religious symbol. It remains widely used in Eastern religions / Dharmic religion such as Hinduism, Buddhism and Jainism.
Thanks to Wikipedia for detail on what I was already pretty sure of.
It’s also a Jungian Archetype.
They used it in babylonia, the americas and even in norse times. It is believed that hitler got the swastika from the belt buckle of thor from a painting in a swedish castle. The connection is most likely that alot of the rece biology used by the thrid reich was developed in sweden.
I actually have two oposing swastikas on my back as a part of a chinese Tho
“alot of the rece biology used by the thrid reich was developed in sweden.”
It was? Do you have sources for this?
This is interesting, if you look at pre WWII Native American jewelry, the swastika was used a lot before they ever heard of Hitler. They call the symbol “rolling logs” or something like that and it represents the 4 seasons.
Not only did Hitler ruin the swastika, he killed the Charlie Chaplin mustache. However this did lead to the Tom Sellec mustache, aka porn mustache.
Ugggg, the porn mustache?! I hate him for that!!
Yeah, and they still use swastikas all over Asia…on the maps I got in Japan, they represented the location of temples with the swastika symbol.
There’s only so much you can do with a randomly generated geometric image and still have it fit into a square. If you don’t like it, go to gravatar.com and get a new one. The instructions are pretty easy to follow.
Dude, they’re just geometric designs and they’re based not on the name you pick but on your email. Somehow. Just customize your avatar at gravatar and it’ll be fine.
Czernobog, I’ll excuse you for your own ignorance. Kindly read to my reply above. Again for your info, I said “Europe” as in WHERE the Holocaust happened therefore my usage of it was justified. I NEVER said Europeans. There’s a BIG difference.
Yes, there are still Jews in Iran. And my (very Jewish) grandmother has lived in Israel for 80 years. The country is now 62. So we were here first as well, except living in fear of everyone. Because it was everyone who hated us. I understand that Americans think they know everything about everyone, but they don’t.
And by the way, a terrorist government that kills its own people and blames it on the country they hate is full of cockroaches. I grew up in a bomb shelter because of them and because of people like you who don’t try to see the whole story.
This is actually quite funny. Lighten up.
well I live in Huntsville, AL. so he’s okay in our book.
Very true – en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clifford%27s_Tower#The_original_castle paragraph 3, which I picked on because I happened to know about it.
OTOH I remember about 33 years ago touring Garnethill Synagogue in Glasgow, and being told by the guide that the congregation were very proud of the fact that their’s was one of the few Victorian synagogues in Europe that had no fire or bullet scars on the fabric.
Jews = red headed step children of the world. Let’s not forget the Egyptians persecuted the Jews (see Moses). Or even Americas views to the Jews at the time of WW II was not of hugging and acceptance.
As I said, I picked a well-documented incident that wasn’t anything to do with Germany (which didn’t even exist at the time) on an “I can find references to this one” basis. I think most of Europe, and probably North Africa and the Middle East, have had a genocide incident aimed at a Jewish population at some time or another.
I was agreeing with you. Just expanding on your post.
Did I say ALL Europeans ? I merely mentioned ‘Europe’ and fittingly as there was where the Holocaust happened. Indeed I know for a fact e.g that in Italy, the majority of Jews survived the war ; Albania protected its own Jews and those who came seeking refuge and that Bulgaria saved virtually all of its own Jews.
But the point is this – was there anything similar in the Arab world which equalled the European Holocaust to justify today’s accusations that Arabs, and Muslims, are anti-Semitic ?
Lived in peace? You have never heard of the Arab riots in the area that became Israel and Palestinian territories in which hundreds of Jews were killed by Arabs (when there were less than 100,000 Jews in the area at the time)? Or the Mufti of Jerusalem supporting Hitler and Muslims starting to join Nazi units? Or the mass expulsion of nearly a million Jews from through out the Middle East after the Arab loss of the 1948 war in Israel? What about the slaughter of Armenians, Kurds, Copts, and others?
The vast majority of Arabs left what is now Israel because of their leaders insistance and fear-mongering. The UN divided the lands giving only a small and mostly infertile portion to the Jews, the Arab leaders decided not to share, attacked, and got defeated. And while the Arabs had moved into the area, Jewish settlements and families had existed there before and during that time.
BeukendaalMason, throughout the history of Christian Europe, Jews had been persecuted and expelled with the Holocaust as the worst of them.
You’re quoting what happened in a situation where Jews were taking lands which had belonged to a people who had lived there for over one thousands years. The Mufti supporting Hitler was the result of that situation.
( BTW, you should check out the history of half-Jews serving in Hitler’s army if Arab units bothered you )
Sorry, but in no way can you used these examples to argue that Arabs and Muslims are inherently anti-Semitic.
Through out the history of the world Jews have been persecuted and expelled by many different people. By the Egyptians, the Babylonians, the Romans, Muhammed (Medina), Arabs (Khybar and possibly many other times), and yes Christian Europe.
Jews lived in Israel/Palestine for multiple thousands of years. Arabs came in and “occupied” their lands, it seems that those who support the Arabs can only look back to the late 1800s, when Jews began to move back to what had been their ancestral home, and not centuries before it. The Arabs only lost “their” land because they were not willing to let the Jews live in peace. The Arabs first rioted and killed numerous Jews (as early as the late 1800s) and then when the Israeli Jews formed their own country, they declared war and attacked.
I am aware that there were “half-Jews” and Jews who had joined the Nazi military and other positions (many other people did also). You think maybe they did so to prevent themselves from being tossed into the Concentration Camps like the millions of other Jews (and others)? Why did the Arabs begin to look to joining the Nazis? Anti-semitism? An offer of self rule? Who knows. Unlike the few “half-Jews” and Jews who joined Arabs were not under the threat of being thrown into Concentration Camps. By the time many Arabs began to join the Nazi army in large numbers the war was coming to a close and most saw that the Nazis were on the losing side (who wants to join a military and government who is just about to lose a massive war?).
What you can see is that both Hamas and Hizballah use both the “Nazi salute” and “goose-stepping” march. Many of the Muslim leaders use Quranic quotes to justify their anti-semitism. Mein Kampf is rather popular in Arab countries. The Learned Elders of Zion is believed to be a factual book. Numerous shows that portray Jewish blood libels are on many different Arab TV stations. The nearly a million of Jews through out the Middle East (all of those who were living in those countries, with the exception of Iran) who were forcibly expelled from every Arab country shortly after 1948. And several other various cases of stupid anti-semitic behavior.
Did anti-semitism exist before the creation of Israel? Probably, a culture does not grasp and promote such an intense degree of hate in such a short time without some previous underlying hatred.
Whoah, where did you study history?
It smells like homeschool, but tastes like the generalized lessons and inaccurate textbooks of an inner-city American public schools.
Inaccurate textbooks, sure, but they don’t reek of that much revisionist history. No profit in it.
Czernobog, did you EVER study history ?
I always thought the blame was neither on the Jews nor the Arabs, but the constantly interfering, still empire-minded West European nations (especially the UK, no offense meant) who had to meddle in everyone’s affairs during the first half of the 20th century, so that the rather common situation of two nations competing for territory couldn’t be solved in a normal way and things just got worse and worse over the years…
That’s probably fair.
Nah we canblame the UN who created Israel.
It was Britain who signed the Balfour declaration, making Palestine basically a safehome for the Jews. Britain should be blamed too and should the UN, but come on Middle Easterners. Can’t we all just get along?
Igloo McCoy, when a bunch of people come to kick you out of your home because their book says that your house is standing on a piece of land already promised to them by God, what would you do ?
LolNews is not a soap box.
Since when?
Since Brian was declared lord of LolNews. Incidentally, where is this LolNews he’s babbling about and how’d he find his way to PK?
Oh bugger, I must’ve missed the Lord Declaration memo. :/
Brian is the boss of us all now…
Cool! Does that mean we get to b*tch about him like we do Bush, Obama, et al?
Coolidge: uumm I believe we have video proof of the Iranian president saying “death to jews.”. So your points are kind of off topic. No where does this LOL say “death to Arabs”. Oh and you do come off as somewhat an antisemite, so be careful we don’t really like hate on these boards. Well we do love hating on some Trolls. Conservatrolls or libratrolls.
I think we’re “Trollaphobic”…
I’d say so. As for poLOLtics, the differences are what makes them fun, as long as you’re prepared to debate intelligently.
I am.. it’s now a passion and I do my best to breathe life into it, embrace it, and allow the inner child to dominate my trollaphobia.
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Ok, that was a bit too much.. I just hate trolls, how’s that?
Peanut Butter, I never denied what he said. But my point is – where’s the context of what he said ? Is he being anti-Semitic or he’s merely responding to the current situation where Palestinians are being maimed, bombed and killed for the simple reason that they refuse to accept the occupation of their homeland.
He’s being Anti-Semetic. He doesn’t just say death to Israel, but death to all Jews. And how is it occupation of their homeland, weren’t the Jews there before the Palestinians? Wasn’t it the Persians who stole the land from the Jews?
Tell you what, just as soon as they stop demanding everyone live by their religion, blowing themselves and other up, and generally acting like they have a divine right to subjugate everyone one else, then you can rant. Until then, STFU.
See: Uber-Christians and the U.S.A.
Not even close.
But thanks for playing “Open Your Mouth and Prove What an Idiot You Are.”
What did Uber-Christians in the USA blow up?
Iraq and Afghanistan?
FAIL! Umm no. Once again not all Americans are UBER Christians, I believe there were some Jews, athiests, aagnostics, buddists, and **GASP** arabs that serve in our military, and or congress that voted for the wars. So sorry.. whit fail, knowledge fail, post UBER FAIL!!
While I wouldn’t agree with the very simplified “über-christians blowing sh|t up”, these posts aren’t all “taken out of the blue” (directly translating an idiomatic expression, unsure atm whether it’s actually workable in English). It certainly came across as, after Sept. 11 and during the propaganda preparations for the Iraq war, that this was a matter of fighting for God and the Christian way, amongst other things.
I can’t right now give quotes to explain exactly how and why – but the general feel I got was that there was quite a bit of religion involved in the rhetorics.
Living in a far more secularised society – it sticks out like a sore thumb – and probably is much more noticeable than it would be if you live in the US.
And no, I am not trying to say “you stupid american. you no see nothing” – I am just trying to add some nuance to an unusually polarised discussion*.
*) Or slagging-off party, or whatever it is.
(The footnote was just in case it had erupted while I was busy writing my post. :p )
Danabala: Why was it religious? You do realize we aren’t a “Christian” nation right, but a nation full mixed religions. We actually have the largest expanse of religion than any other country out there, so I don’t understand this European view we’re a Christian nation. Maybe it has to do us being “conservative” to your eyes, and for some reason conservatism is always linked to Christianity. I wish it wasn’t.
I understand what you’re saying, hence I’m trying not ot be sarcastic, if it comes across that way, not intended.
I think it’s pretty much down to the first half of the 2000s. The moral majority propaganda was small but very resounding. The creationism movement’s small (and fortunately short-lived) victories coincided with that.
And yes, it is probably mostly conservatism, but when explanations for it are given, those come across as very Christian. Trying to analyse it objectively (I carry no torch either for or against any specific religion as far as I can tell, myself) much of the rhetorics are rather Christian. There’s a lot of awareness about religion in America, as far as I’ve seen, but still, when it boils down to it, Christianity (with a flair of Judaism) ends up being the norm.
I do not read your post as sarcastic at all, no worries. I find this topic interesting, and am trying to analyse my own opinions and memories as objectively as possible (and I realise it is always doomed to fail).
I do realise that I am not superbly coherent now, for which I apologise. I am trying to sort out my comments, but I feel I fail, so meh. ;p
To understand what I am talking about, consider (all of this is perceptions of mine, I do not state them as facts, but as how I see it all coming across as): Today, no one claiming to be an Atheist could become the POTUS. Today, no one proclaiming themselves a muslim, shintoist or hindu would reach POTUS. Of course these are not absolute facts, but try to think about someone running on a platform of not saying “God bless America” after every speech or instead saying “Allah bless America”, “may all the relevant gods keep an eye out for America” or whatever… I know you, population-wise, are not a Christian nation (more and less so to and fro), but somehow, you end up being one anyway.
Well, when the US is referred to as a “Christian nation”, it really refers to the fact that the US (and other Western countries) were founded on Judaeo-Christian humanist values – freedom of conscience is one of these values.
Muslims who push for Sharia in the West (and those who simply sit quietly by waiting and hoping for it to happen, quietly) are, in fact, a threat to these values. Sharia – and thus Islam – does not accept the idea of freedom of conscience (apostates are to be killed), separation of mosque and state, equality of men and women, the rights of gays to peacefully be themselves, freedom of speech, freedom of expression through art and music, the choice to have bacon in the morning, etc. It is the Islamists who tend to refer to Westerners as “Christian Crusaders” without even stopping to consider that an individual might be of any or no faith. It doesn’t matter to them – we follow (and hopefully stand up for) Western values, which go against Islamic values, so therefore we must be fought against.
It is the duty of every Muslim, according to the Qu’ran, to help break down “barriers” to the spread and implementation of Sharia, everywhere.
And I doubt Americans would be dumb enough to KNOWINGLY vote in a Muslim as POTUS. That would amount to cultural suicide.
Hi Dave, have “they” ever tell YOU to live by their religion ? As for blowing themselves up, can you educate yourself as to the situations where these events take place ? I don’t say that these are right but understanding the context helps one to avoid being an ignorant fool.
Blatently copied and pasted fro mthe Wikipedia article on Jihad:-
“From the first generation of Islam, jihad ideology inspired the conquest of non-Muslim populations, forcing them to submit to Muslim rule or accept outright conversion (although conversion was not generally demanded of “Peoples of the Book,” this too could be forcibly imposed on non-”Peoples of the Book”). “
“Europe gave the Jews a Holocaust. “??? Can they give it back?
Nah.. too expensive
Can they exchange it for another item?
Used items can’t be returned, World policy.
and driving to wherever they would exchange would be to expensive as well.
Shame, I thought I found a loophole…
gladly you didn’t, jews would go on a rampage if they knew they could return the holocaust, from their homes.
I was mostly joking, but I didn’t mean return it, like revenge, just make it not have happened… See? Also, I don’t think they, as a people, would want to do such a thing.
it wouldn’t be a revenge rampage.
an item that they didn’t want could be returned, I would be mad if it took all these years.
And i’m joking as well. i have nothing against jews or any religion.
lol! True, it would be a rampage if they all went at once to exchange! I wouldn’t want to stand in that line.
What would they get in return?
a coupon for some world maladie?
Good question. Free lifetime passes to Disney World?
… the torture never ends …
they would have to wait in lines and that would waste time and time is money so it would be a waste of money, maybe some free nachos.
hmmm. Never ending torture, that would pay itself over time, wich is nice.
who would they choose to torture?
But it wasn’t their size and the color was all wrong.
Tough luck. world policy must be respected…
Except for tara reid, obviously.
What about if they have a receipt?
World policy must be respected, except for those referred one the posted amendments.
at least it’s tax deductible
What if we threw a holocaust, and no one came? Could we return it then?
if policies alowed, who would take it back?
*Takes notes* The wind?
Then it would throw the holocaust on butterflies for creating tornadoes on the other side of the world and putting the blame on wind.
and there would be very few butterflies left and that would decrease the pollen exchanges thus reducing flora all over the world aggravating the greenhouse effect, which would boil us in the molten water from the glaciers before we had time to drown.
And I can’t let that happen, first I want to see how lost ends.
That’s how it ends!! How did you know? Just kidding, I never watch TV, just movies.
I have to wait ages to get any show to begin airing in my country.
So I don’t watch tv, I watch everything on my laptop. even the movies take forever to get here, unless they’re really big.
What’s the exchange rate on that?
Why don’t you chill out.
Psst- I think that maybe it would be referring to the Iranian President, the man in THE PICTURE’S denial of the holocaust ever happening. No?
NO. ROFL!
But why not, Deep?
Why do we need to assume they’re referring to all Iranians instead of the man who denies the existence of the Holocaust?
…I meant you are finally learning to say no. NO FTW!
Say NO with !!!11elebenties!!! dammit!
Well, I usually only say no if I don’t like it.
k my *opinion* – war is usually completely unnecessary and ‘reasoning’ behind it is completely base. Genocide is always abhorrent no matter the race or religion of the perpetrator or victim. To come down on one side or the other of most conflicts is generally naïve but part of human nature. If you want to preach tolerance perhaps you should exercise some. Just because the Palestinians have been poorly treated doesn’t make Mahmoud Ahmedinejad and other Iranians right any more than Jews being persecuted gives them an excuse to treat Palestinians badly.
I think using humour to laugh at ourselves and try and bring a lighter element to this daily tragedy is not necessarily a bad thing. I get from the tone of your comment that you’re angry, but I think sometimes it’s important to take a look at the big picture here and say hey, maybe a lot of people have good reasons for being angry but what will eventually make the world a better place is forgiveness and empathy.
You’re forgetting that Arabs lived originally only in Arabia. They took over what the Romans called Palestine by bloody force. And most of the rest of Byzantium too, which is what triggered the Crusades – they were a _reaction_ to Arab/Muslim agression and expansionism.
And before you go on about Europe’s colonial era, the fact that murderous, theiving Arab/Muslims had blocked most routes – due to piracy of shipping, as well as land raids – triggered Europeans to try to find a way of avoiding them.
The Jews stole nothing. They had continued to live in what was once Isreal and Judeah even after the Romans caused their dispersal. Arabs stole that land from the Jews and Christians that had lived there peacefully through the fall of the Roman Empire and the rise of Byzantium.
You fail at history, and have swallowed leftist/Muslim propganda and history rewriting.
To be fair, Iran is one of the most western countries in terms of dress in the area. Although it’s true that the kids who wear jeans and t-shirts tend to be the liberals who voted against Army Dinner Jacket and his Conservative mob.
Yeah, buy their leaders are still freaking morons who say stupid things like “Death to America and Jews.” And we’re letting these fvcktards get nukes?
It’s pretty incredible that the US was so freaked out over weapons of mass destructions (or BLTs) but people seem pretty casual about letting nutjobs collect nukes. Yeah I know that’s incredibly simplified.
I’d say it’s the “letting them have nukes” that is overly simplified.
Alright how about not doing a damn thing about it.
What do you propose we DO about it?
Take the muzzle of Israel. Let them handle it.
Serious?
Well, they did do a nice job on Saddam in the late 80’s – and they only used some f16s and f15s, not everything and the kitchen sink
actually was in 1981
Totally serious. Who do you think will get nuked first? We’re only #2 on the list.
but that’s what makes them so evil. When they handle their business they are mean people
“handling your business” does not, by default, make you a mean person. Especially when you’re defending and protecting your own.
*handling my business*
Wait, whut?
Deep Thought hand out of your pants. They’re talking about defending themselves…. stop surfing porn and LOL News simul!!! **shakes head**
Not doing anything about it? We are asking them kindly to stop.
And there have been a few sanctions. However, the whole business with Iran and the UN and the diplomatic turns around all this is messy. Not quite as simple as “Iran are naughty and we must make them comply to our wishes”.
And no, I don’t want them to have nuclear weapons. :p
I personally don’t want anyone to have nuclear weapons. I say we build a big storage locker, and lock away a few (in case of Alien invasion or meteor/ asteroid), and let the Swiss hold the key (they’re always neutral).
then they would blow everyone else away and begin ruling the world…
that has been their plan all along. and you fell for it
DAMN Swiss, and their watches and chocolates!!!
yup. just like a cheating/guilty Husband/Wife.
I’d prefer the non-existence of nuclear weapons as well. As for anti-alien weapons, it’s time to cme up with something better – a weapon with that much fallout is not much good for striking back an invasion either – we want to keep the Earth inhabitable methinks.
Possible Railgun development in progress?
MEWANTS A GIANT LAZERRRRR.
PSHOOOOO!
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Article with some aweinspiring stuff.
if everyone destroyed their nuclear weapons, the last ones to do so would probably take over the world.
Probably? Dude, definitely Yer A Peon.
I don’t know what you mean with yer a peon?
lol
kinda new in this stuff
Eur-a-pean.
Duh! *slaps forehead*
I need some sleep.
And I say probably because I like to believe it’s not a sure thing.
Igloo are we in agreement here? **faints**
Holee sh!t; I think we have found a subject that most of us are in some sort of agreement on.
I mean, I know I’m mostly a LiberLOL, but I get very right-wing on terrorists and serial killers.
Wait are in we in agreement Iran shouldn’t have nukes, or their leaders are fvcktards!!!
Yes.
Hey PB! I also think that nobody should have nukes. Actually, I think we should take all of them and nuke the moon. That’s a good idea, right?
No. The moon is pretty! Nuke Jupiter instead. It has that nasty zit, after all!
But what about Alien invasion… or Asteroids? come on if Deep Impact or Armegadon didn’t teach you anything it’s that we need our Nukes.
That’s exactly what it didn’t teach me, yeah.
And the reason they say ” Death to America and Jews ” ? Do you know it ?
Yes I do, and I don’t agree with it. Possibly if the terrorist factions associated with the “Jihad” to take back the homeland would stop bombing civilians, I might be more sympathetic to them. But when Israel offers an olive branch, they start lobbing mortars.
Oh, it’s even worse than just Iran getting nukes. Look at what’s happening in Pakistan – The Taliban have come home to roost, and take over. The Pak army has declared an unwillingness to fight “fellow Muslims” and would prefer to be picking on India. All that “aid” money they’re getting from the US will only go to HELP the Taliban take over, right under Western noses. Already, in Taliban controlled areas, Sikhs, Christians and others have been terrorized, and forced to leave if they can’t pay the jizya (or risk being killed if they don’t) and the army and police do nothing about it.
Right now the front lines are only about 100 km from Islamabad. What do you think will happen once the Taliban get control of nukes, or at least nuclear material?
I predict a two-pronged attack – Iran against Isreal, and Pak against India, once these people have their ducks in a row.
And if you think the “threat” of Western retaliation will stay their hand, think again. Western responses to Islamic agression has been VERY limp-wristed. The US government won’t even identify that there IS an enemy we’re fighting (beyond nameless “insurgents”) and I saw an article about how government officials aren’t to use the word “terrorism” any more – we should say “man-caused disasters” instead.
And at home … well, many European countries have been bending over backwards to accomodate Muslim demands for creeping Sharia. It starts with BS arguments about the “right” of Muslimahs to wear portable tents, and to NOT show their faces in public, to demanding special blocks of time in PUBLIC pools specifically for Muslim women, to Sharia family courts, and the demands never stop …. and no country, as of yet, has had the harbles to say “STOP! ENOUGH! One set of rules for all!”
They see us WEAK. They see us as being AFRAID OF THEM. They know our governments will bow to their demands, coz if not, then Muslims will riot in the streets. Witness Lord Ahmed’s threat a few months ago to mobilize a huge mob of Muslim rioters should Geert Wilders be allowed to speak in the House of Lords. His threat WORKED, and Wilders was declared unwelcome in the UK and sent home to the Netherlands.
Such weak-willedness on our part to stand up to their demands gives them carte-blanche to do whatever the hell they like – and that includes attacking Isreal and India (and anywhere else they choose) with nukes. With impunity.
Sorry, you are a girl. No freedom for you!
Sorry Rafiq, but you’re ignorant.
Sorry, you’re way too serious for your own good Coolidge.
Agreed; if you can’t recognise irony and sarcasm when you see them, this is probably not a good site for you Coolidge.
Actually, coolidge is a good name then. Calvin Coolidge was notably lacking in those areas…
He got hit by a book thrown by a secret service agent. He liked to hide around the White House, and one night was hiding behind a curtain and the SSA thought it was the cat or something and threw a book.
Just because a man enjoys a spontanious game of hide and seek, you’re going to make fun of him and throw books at him for it? I dont’ know you people. *flounces away*
I’m not making fun.. it’s a true story. Guy was a Nut Cake… but I guess to be President you have to be.
Ok, so explain why the SSA threw a book. That’s the part of the story that makes me giggle. I have this image of a little girly man SSA shrieking like a girl and throwing a book as he runs away.
I don’t know… the guy thought it was the cat behind the curtain, and was throwing a book to scare it away. I wasn’t there….
I still have the image of a girly man running away. It pleases me.
Well maybe they were sissier in those days. They didn’t have Clint Eastwood to play one in a movie.
Mike, I understand where you’re saying. I’ve always enjoyed this website but I don’t see how creating something, no matter how funny, be justified when it just perpetuates hate and bigotry.
I just think somethings must have limits.
Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out alive. Write that down.
VanWilder you’re here! I need to hire you for a pity party for Coolidge!
And for the love of God, keep Tara Reid away from us!!!
*drop kicks Tara Reid into the sun*
Job well done?
Due to too much botched surgery the sun rejcts Tara and sends her back to earth.
Due to a no refund policy the Earth rejects Tara Reid’s reentry. She must now bob around in space.
*refund policy that only applies to Tara Reid and very newly formed.
I second that.
Well….
*drop kicks Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Jong Il, Ahmedinejad, and The Jonas Brothers into the sun*
*amends the no refund policy to include them*
HAHAA! You have to keep them now!
we can generalize the amend to anyone who has, has had, or will have a show with them in either disney channel or MTV(post y2k).
and dictators.
What about Kathy Griffin? Or Rosie O’Donnel?
i don’t think you could move o’donnel against her will.
but we can always hope
*breaks her foot trying to drop kick Rosie O’Donnel*
Sh!t!! Yes, I advise against that in the future.
Someone can get a fork lift, or front loader.. or just put a whole roasted child in fron of her and lead her to the rocket ship.
rocket ship? Can we afford the fuel?
To get rid of her some people would roast their own children so fuel, not an issue
How about a catapult?
The world would bounce back and everything but her would be thrown into the sun
But what material could hold the weight? I’m thinking it would snap, and her fat ass dropping on earth would be worse than any asteroid. Bad plan boys we could destroy the world trying this. Let’s try Plan B.
We could put the Large Hadron Collider to good use.
it’s already going to destroy the world, maybe we stick it up her ass and the black hole it creates sucks her fat and she’ll get thinner, when she gets light enough we throw her in a rocket and send her to a galaxy far far away.
If we got Roseanne Barr involved, I bet SHE could move Rosie.. in ways Rosie never expected.
and she would roll over to the ocean and another great flood would occur and we would all be wiped out from the face of earth
but she would probably drown so do’nt discard that for now.
*starts building a great arc*
Peanut Butter, I don’t need your sympathy. You on the other hand can get some lessons on history.
I’m actually well versed in history, wanna play?
Wait, wait! I know what this is! It’s backwards day, right? See, you call other people something that really applies to yourself. So you call Rafiq ignorant and I call you super hot and awesome. This is fun!
They calls Rafiq ignorant and I call them intelligent and clever!
…and I call you sexy and sophisticated…
Call*
Well Jane, does backwards day still apply when you wrote your comment ? Yes, this is fun.
Coolidge, you are proving yourself to be a f*cktard and wankstain in the highest order. Please sit down and shut the f*ck up and see what’s going on around you, or leave.. in either case, get the hell off my lawn. I take offense to dog sh*t on the grass.
*is reminded of Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino*
Eds, I would definitely get off your lawn if you told me to
It’s not the sound of a shell being loaded into the chamber that frightens people. It’s the knowledge that the person behind the trigger isn’t afraid to pull it. Or as my DI used to tell me, first in importance to having a good aim is knowing when to pull the trigger.
Guns don’t kill people.
People with guns don’t kill people.
Hemorrages and/brain damage kills people.
Step on my lawn again and I will show you the fallacy of your argument.
No he’s right. You actually don’t kill the person, it’s the hemoraging, brain damage, spinal injury, heart injury from the bullet that causes death. You just happened to put the bullet in that direction.
Ok, but you can’t have the third without the first two. However, for having a keen sense of logic, you get lawn rights.. go stand by the porch with Jane.
The logic was based on my premises.
may I have some lawn rights as well?
You are granted 24 hours for use of logic.
thanks
i’ll take one hour now and leave the rest for later
Eddie, if you told me to get off the lawn I would probably just start laughing at the way you’d call me a “wankstain”… I love that one.
Feel free to use it..
I would too but I have lawn privileges. /smugness
eddiepscetti, you need to get some lessons on history. People have killed people on the basis of ignorance and hate.
Yes they’re called Nazis, Jihadists, Crusaders, etc…
Nah. They’re called “people”.
HOLY SHIT DUDE!
He does TLL Soupnazi!
LOL!
Soupnazi is MUCH better looking…
Coolidge seems unaware of the fact that this caption is focused on Ahmadinejad and his hardline views (that all Jews must die) as opposed to an entire nation’s views. He seems to instantly assume that the caption speaks for every single Iranian.
Coolidge just lacks a sense of humor. Internet is serius bizness.
*giggles*
Chanty, I am very much aware of things. However I don’t think you do. Really, Ahmedinejad wants ALL Jews to die ? You do know that there are Jews in Iran, right ?
Let’s us not kid ourselves. Just re-read that caption. What exactly is it perpetuating ?
It is perpetuating that Ahmedinejad is a nutjob even if Iranian kids aren’t necessarily.
I know, it’s terrible.
Lol. Religious intolerance is funny.
Oh, wait, I guess it really isn’t.
This lol is, though.
WOW!!! This is not funny at all. All this is, is ignorant BS from CNN watching morons. I used to visit this site and failblog daily… not any more.
Just because people have different customs than you doesn’t give you the right to belittle them. The women in Iran don’t want to wear shirts and skirts, just as Christians in America don’t have premarital sex… it’s a religious custom/tradition.
O_O You just generalized every woman in Iran and every Christian in America.
Impressively efficient post, I thought – to pull out that many broad brushes (the first paragraph is lousy with them as well) in so few words!
It boggles the mind.
Maybe Addo can come paint my house for me with all those broad brushes.
Wich america have you heard of?
Enter pre-marital sex.
Except oral sex, that’s not sex
…
you’re right about iranian women, though, they are comfortable with their beliefs.
I’m sorry, but you’re wrong. This lol is funny!
Christians don’t have premarital sex?
Really?
In which decade was that?
It happened for about half an hour in a small town in Iowa, 1932.
…through a sheet with a hole in it.
Oh! You mean safe sex!
No, that would be a sheet with NO hole in it…
Actually, it didn’t really – we just made that up so we wouldn’t seem quite so weird, sorry. But we still think your libido should match ours, don’t make any mistake about that.
until around year 20 or so, when christ began to create christianism and got some followers.
Yup. and the women from Iran don’t want any rights. Nothing like getting beaten for being around another man who is not a relative.
Oh and that pesky driving of cars, who wants to do that!?
That’s Saudi Arabia, not Iran.
Yes, and not to mention the fact that if they were to wear short sleeves, they would be stoned as “whores” and “adulteresses” for not covering up.
So the insanely high teenage-pregnancy rate in the US is all immaculate conception?
yup, they’re all true spawn of god, that’s why they can harm all of those hwo have toys as good as theirs
Spawn of God or Satan? I mean most Americans are pretty well bratty, and God is more vengeful, lucifer is more bratty.
Satan would get the male teens pregnant.
that would be bratty
So he’s give the male teens kidney stones? That is harsh.
kidney stones are god’s problem. he made americans, or so they say.
who says?
Americans, and you know what they say about telling mad people they’re wrong…
It makes them mad?
just don’t.
Now your making me want to try it…
it’s your country that you put at risk
And all europeans are socialistic tools who leach off the government…….. We don’t generalize here Mr or Ms European…. it’s not nice…
So much for the “We don’t generalize here”.
Actually our government leaches from us.
And americans tend to be religious fanatics, and use god as a motive to hold on to the boat.
America thinks it’s the owner of the world, that’s why they don’t want iran to have nuclear weapons, but can you tell how many civilized countries used nuclear bombs for war purposes?
That’s right, just America, twice.
what did america do when they didn’t like what saddam was doing?
It went there kicked iraq out of it’s place like it belonged to america, now you have iraqi people with a devastated country because americans are violent.
America should learn to respect other countries and try soving problems without resorting to violence just because they can.
The US is working on it european. We are currently asking all the mean bad leaders in the world to be nice and stop hurting people….not sure if it will work though. Maybe a worldwide group hug would solve it…hmmmm
Maybe. but why try?
I too was being sarcastic european…talk only goes so far. Talking/diplomacy does solve many problems however many problems do require action.
And if you’re idea of diplomacy when solving problems is accusing them they are doing wrong stuff, they deny it and you still kick them, then they loose their trust in your sense of justice. mostly so if you are proven wrong.
european..If by saying “And if you’re idea of diplomacy when solving problems is accusing them they are doing wrong stuff, they deny it and you still kick them” you are referring to the WMD’s..I believe that the US was not the only nation in the world that believed that. If those damn Kurds hadn’t have gasses themselves with the not WMD’s maybe it would have turned out differently. I don’t think by giving money/aid to many of the worlds needy the US feels it “owns” the world. As far as I am concerned you can keep Europe…we get the rest
It’s not a matter of property.
I do have all I need and want in my own country, though.
I think America just likes to show off.
and people stop taking America seriously.
LOL
Now I have no motive to continue procrastinating.
*goes away and starts studying algebra*
European: I wasn’t generalizing (I should have put NOTE Sarcasm). Your tirad actually is quite inaccurate.
We wouldn’t “think” we own the world if the world didn’t keep coming to our fvcking door asking for money, hand outs, protection, etc…. Do you really want to get into us using the A-Bombs on Japan. I could tear your history lesson apart with that. We actually saved millions of lives doing that (and not just American lives, but Japanese lives). Do you realize what an invasion of mainland Japan would have cost the Allies AND Japan in lives? Probably not, b/c you’re one of Pavlov’s dogs *rings bell* “America sucks, America sucks!!!”
Why don’t you ask some Iraqi Kurds how they felt about Sadam?
Oh and only about 25- 30% of the American population would call themselves religious.
So because the world borrows money from you, you own it.
You only lend it because you want to.
I don’t think america sucks, I think America has the potential to become a respected powerfull nation.
Nowadays there is little respect for america, because people are afraid to be the next iraq.
Some of the Iraqi didn’t like saddam, fine, but it was their problem, they had no weapons of mass destruction, so your excuse to invade them was trash.
And you can’t just go around kicking leaders out of their chairs because some of their people don’t like them. There will always be opposition to every government. You can’t just kick all of them away.
You got your own people killed so you could throw away a government that apparently wasn’t a threat to yours.
And there are much more than 25-30% of the american population who are religious. maybe those are just the christians.
Just because you don’t call yourself religious it doesn’t mean you aren’t.
We already are a powerfull nation. As for respect, what does the US need to do to gain the respect of the rest of the world? Turn itself into a third world nation? Go back to living in sod houses? Get rid of our military? If that is the case you can keep your respect.
If you see someone get bullyed do you respect the bully?
Me neither.
I do if that bully is protecting a person from getting raped and killed. Our definition of bully is different obviously. It would seem that your definition of bully includes those who would do any type of action to proctect another.
actually a bully is someone who takes forces their own ways through intimidation and/or violence.
Just because he/she protects someone it doesn’t mean their wrongs are erased. they are still bullys and for bullying they don’t deserve respect.
America does just that. and if you check, It was the US government that put saddam in charge of iraq.
when saddam started making things his own way they took him out.
During the 80’s US sold chemicals that could have double purposes to Iraq, they could be used in medicine and they could be used in war. For a while america fed them secretly with info so iraq could fight iran, while telling openly to them not to do so. when they saw that saddam was going indie on them they decided to end it.
they used the same chemicals they had sold as an excuse to go there. the chemicals were not there anymore.
And besides that, who is america to control who has or who hasn’t nuclear power?
they have it, they have used it. yet they’re just scared that others might have it as well. it’s just hypocritical.
Well I blame the Europeans…If you had done a better job of keeping my ancestors off the boats and providing them everything their hearts desired..like freedom, cable TV etc… this “mess” you call the United States would not be such a burden on the World. We should be punished for all the bullying we did to Japan and Germany…the nerve of us for helping to make those two contries economic power houses.
Im getting bored with this disagreement european….your right. I’m wrong.
(it used to work on my exwife when I did that lol…pissed her off something fierce)
Then I blame dinossaurs for not hanging on to dear life and stay around long enough to prevent mankind existing at all.
You can’t just blame the ones before you.
It wouldn’t be fair (or possible, if that matters)
if europe now said you are too strong and we can’t trust you so we’re invading you and turning you back to colonies.
Im good with blaming the dinosours. SOLD…we have an agreement….Next
giggles @the Spawn of God
worse than lice. they’re everywhere.
Don’t really see how your point contradicts, builds on or enhances Semperfidds point. I saw it posted before… see that blip way off to the left, it’s the topic go catch it.
Does this mean we will be spared your whinging and whining?
“I used to visit this site and failblog daily… not any more”
Promises Promises
He ran, for the president of Iran
we ran together to a tropical island
my man, Mahmoud is known for rilin’
smiling, if he can still do it then I can
they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel
S&M, nestlin’ when we’re wrestlin’
You can be the port that I park my vessel in
So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me
with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt…
Yeah.
hehehehehehehehehehe…
Check us out! We’re a free nation! We didn’t persecute Jews! YAY!
Nope only negroes, chinese, irsh, italians, germans………. am I forgetting someone?
Japanese americans
Canadians
They don’t count. They don’t come here to live, they come for the better surgeries, and BEER! D’OH!!
everyone that goes there is looking for something better than what they get in their country. so canadians count
But they’re Canadians. And we don’t persecute them, yet!
I’ve always seen amerians making fun of canadians. you just did!
No I didn’t. I insulted their Beer… but not them.
You said “But they’re Canadians.” Americans tend to patronize canadians, which is considered sometimes insultuous.
Well yes, but we only make fun of them because they’re Canadians.
Just like blonds then.
Exactly like blondes!
No, I love Canadians.. but, and this is a big one for me, I really dislike French Canadians.
Eddie…
/sniffle
If I AM a French Canadian, but I like to joke about French Canadians, does that make you less mad at me?
It makes you confused. And horny.
And confused about why you’re horny.
And horny because you’re confused.
Or, we can just call him Lucky Pierre!
No, Ty-gor, there is a difference in having French Canadian ancestors and actually being one. The one’s that live there now are the people I’m speaking of. So no, I’m not mad at you..
what a crazy, desperate nation must canada be if they go to america to get beer, eh?
(and now the best context to be proud of being it…. i guess….:) GERMANY!
Unless you prefer ale and bitter to lager… But yeah, you do mean lagers.
Portugal has great beer.
Native Americans. And the Polish and blonde people.
and redheads
Me. Persecution to the MAX!
Once a year I’m strapped to a table and bled nearly dry in sacrifice to the great and powerful Eyeareess…
Oh but I thought you liked that?
Only from redheads.
blondes kinda deserve it.
Actually blonde jokes are just re-titled Scandinavian jokes. My mother remembers the ’stupid squarehead’ jokes from her youth.
aren’t scandinavian mostly blond?
the generalization to blond is so that the jokes don’t offend scandinavians in particular
Yup. And as a blond female, I got rather tired of having to prove that I had a brain…
Too dificult?
(I’m so sorry, but i had to say it. LOL)
Too tiny to see under the microscope.
You are looking in through the wrong side of the lens!
Two snaps up in a “Z” formation… Lol!
I’m a math student.
I’m crazier
I like to hang with my math colleagues–math profs are as nuts as I am!
I believe you. One of my teachers speaks to himself loudly during every class.
Who doesn’t?
I’m the most interesting person I know!
I had a math prof who always wore white slacks. And always used yellow chalk. And obviously didn’t wash his slacks very often…
And a chemistry prof who always wore a red flannel shirt. The one day that he wore blue, the entire auditorium started talking about it as soon as he walked to the front!
Never had anyone who dialogued with themself, though!
He has enormous discussions with himself. since he’s australian most people don’t really get what the cluck he’s saying, so he goes as a mad man.
and i had a teacher hwo would lay on top of desks to be comfortable, that’s why he didn’t want books and stuff on them, they hurt his back
The little Swedish kid asked his teacher why the days in the summer were so much longer. The teacher answered, “Oh, that’s because the heat makes everything expand.”
Sorry, but I have to go with Polish jokes. A lot of Polish women are blonde too…. hmmm Scandavian, Polish woman….. **looks down** my pants don’t fit right!!
A Pollack walked into a bar with dogshit in his hand and said to the bartender, “Look what I almost stepped in!”
Have you heard the polish “knock knock” joke?
…or the one about how to keep a Pollock in suspense?
The joke goes:
Say “Knock knock”
Meh. I’ll tell ya later.
… but we do have jokes about blonde chicks in Scandinavia as well. I think they are more international.
What happened to the blond who tried to blow up her husband’s car?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe!!!!!
You forgot ‘Other Americans’. We totally hate each other.
That’s because you’re a doosh bag.
See?
Doosh bags are necessary!
It’s spelled D-o-u-c-h-e…. and yes I went there.
Doosh ≠ douche.
If you went there, I don’t want to smell your finger.
Not on the internet.
Voilet, you have the avatar of GOD! Or the red cross…
I’m kind of surprised this made it. It’s not bad – not hilarious but not bad. At least it’s got the element of truth, which is essential to being funny.
Iran was named by Hjalmar Schact.
The thing that i find funny,is that some Islamic people want this-n-this to burn in hell,while hell is Christianity’s “invention”,and isn’t mentioned in the quran,at all.
No, Islamic fundamentalist terrorists are satisfied to have the infidels like us burn in the here and now – it doesn’t have to be hell, does it?
When you’re in heaven and the guy next to you has 42 virgins, it’s just as bad as hell.
Except when the 42 virgins are Star Trek loving, live in mom’s basement at 46, WOW playing schmucks, so listening to them is hell, but the Terrorist is in hell as well.
…. WoW is not only for schmucks, have you ever played it?
Why do you say stuff that you don’t know? “Hell” IS actually mentioned in the Qu’ran, and maybe your too stupid to know the fact that it is mentioned indirectly.
If you don’t get this/are offended by this you fail at current events!
Ah hah! She wants the right to bare arms!